Funny SMS [Love] - 1
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
You look so fine!I want to… break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can’t cure
February 27th, 2006 at 5:01 am
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track…
They never meet…
but has go together to save
the derailment of the TRAIN called
FRIENDSHIP
March 1st, 2006 at 8:24 am
If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?
March 1st, 2006 at 9:37 am
love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
March 1st, 2006 at 4:24 pm
give laugh to all , but smile to one . cheeks to all , but lips to one . LOVE to all , but HEART to one . let everybody LOVE you , but you LOVE only one . that’s me MY SWEETHEART ……..
March 4th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
give laugh to all , but smile to one . cheeks to all , but lips to one . LOVE to all , but HEART to one . let everybody LOVE you , but you LOVE only one . that’s me MY SWEETHEART ……..
March 7th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Love’s beautiful like butterfly when u try to catch it, it will fly away but when u cool and silent, it will come and touch u. So wait for ur butterfly!!!!
March 7th, 2006 at 11:13 am
To, Specially My Sweet Heart…..
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega.
Recently she brook with me…
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH..
March 17th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Love is much like a wild rose beautiful and calm,but willing to draw blood in its defense…..
Be careful…
March 19th, 2006 at 7:57 am
Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says “TAKE CARE” its as good as saying, “I’ll keep u in my heart till its very last beat”
April 4th, 2006 at 11:50 am
what is math:-
Dosto ko plus karo,ghamon ko minus karo, khushion ko divide karo,or life enjoy karo..
April 4th, 2006 at 11:52 am
subho teri yaad aayee te miss keeta, din yaad aayee te fir miss keeta, raat yaad aayee te hor mis keeta, jadon jaan te bun ayee te sms keeta
April 4th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Wo Nam Tha Badl Gya, Mai Sham Tha Dhl Gya, Wo Nazar Tha Jhuk Gya, Mai Tehreer Tha Mit Gya, Wo Shama Tha Pigal Gya, Mai Prwana Tha Jal Gya, Wo Ashq Tha Beh Gya, Mai Drd Tha Seh Gya, Wo Chand Tha Chup Gya Mai Badal Tha Baras Gya,Wo Tofan Tha Guzar Gya, Mai Gulshn Tha Bikhar Gya
April 4th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Exams hoya husn de division da saku question pyar de dhee gaye nahi ghair ko abc aandi saku kul jawabat likhi gaye..jadon paper check de khatir zer e nazar janab de thee gaye..lagay ghair de number 100/100……saday one to all kateee gaye
April 6th, 2006 at 8:46 am
HI FRIENDS,PYAAR TO EK AISI CHEEZE HAI JO KI KISMAT WALOO KO MILTE HAI.HUM JAB SE PYAAR KE BARE MAIN CHOCHNA SHURU KARTE HAI.HUMHE JO BHI ACHCHA LAGTA HAI HUM USE HI PYAAR SAMAJHLETE HAI.HUMHE LAGTA HAI KI HUM USSE PYAAR KARTE HAI.CHAHE HUMNE USSE KABHI BAAT BHI NA KI HO.AOR AISE HI KOI AOR KISI MORH PAR MILTA HAI TO HUMHE LAGTA HAI KI SHAYAD WOH HUMHE PYAAR KARTA HAI.MAGAR YEH PYAAR NAHIN HOTA.PYAAR TO JINDGI MAIN INSAAN KO EK BAAR HI HOTA HAI.AOR WOH KABHI BHI KISI BHI UMAR MAIN AAPKO HO SAKTA HAI.WOH AAPKO MILE JAH NA MILE YEH AAPKI KISMAT.MAGAR AAP USE KABHI BHI NAHIN BHULAH SAKTE.DIL TO BAHUT KARTA HAI KI HUM USKI BAHON MAIN AAPNI SARI JINDGI GUJAAR DEIN.MAGAR AISA KHAHAN HOTA HAI.AGAR JINDGI MAIN RONA LIKHA HAI TO KOI KYA KAR SAKTA HAI.
April 9th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
hey friendz!! hamesha uss ki qadar karoo jo aapse piyaar karta hai aur jab parents aur piyaar mein kisi 1ko apna na ho tu hamesha parents ko apnaoo
April 13th, 2006 at 9:59 am
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
April 13th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
dosti hi to hai jiske share jite hai hm
vrna ,mr gye hote b ke
jb ka tune dokha diya tha
kuch kr gye hote tb ke
April 19th, 2006 at 7:59 am
Tu sahir ki gazal hai ya khayyam ki rubai
humko to sirf yahi hai malum
ke tere bin hai is dil main sirf tanhai.
April 20th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Jaan,
Dil jalkar raakh ho gaya,
Magar in aakhon se roya na gaya,
Kuch zakham judaai ke aaise mile ki,
Phoolon ke bistar par bhi soya naa gaya…..!
Your’s
Vishal
April 20th, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,b**i joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,b**i shhor ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge b**i soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
April 21st, 2006 at 1:27 pm
pyar us se karo jo aap se karta hai nahi ke us se jisey aap pyar kartey hain………..
April 23rd, 2006 at 1:40 pm
dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti
baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti
ZINDAGI TO BEWAFA HAI EK DIN THUKRAYEGI MAUT HI EK SACCHI MEHBOOBA HAI( baki sab bakwaas) EK DIN ZAROOR AAYEGI
Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain,
Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum
April 24th, 2006 at 8:40 am
DONO ANKHOON ME ASHK DIYA KARTE HAIN,
HUM APNI KUCH YAADEIN TERE NAAM KARTE HAIN,
JOB BHI PALAK JHAPKE TUMHARI,
SAMAJH LENA HUM TUMHE YAAD KARTE HAIN……
LOVE YOU JAAN…
April 28th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Thousands of yesterdays r gone
Millions of Tommorows will come
But there is only one Today
so i dont want to miss the day to say u I LOVE U
April 29th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
yeh hamme kya hogaya hai.. hamme to kuch samaj nahi aa raha… Jabhi hum Aishwaraya ko dekhte hai…
pata nahi kyu aap hi hamme nazar aa rahe hai…
Hum karna chahte hai kuch… aur kuch aur ho jata hai.,, jana hota hai kahi. kahi aur chale jate hai…
kya aap hamme bata sakte hai ki hamme kya ho raha hai…??
Hamare dost kehte hai ki hamme doctor ko dikhana chahiyee, kyonki hamme AMNESIA hua hai.
April 29th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
IT TAKE A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON,
AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM….!,
A DAY TO LOVE THEM…!,
BUT, THEN AN ENTIRE LIFE,
TO FORGET THEM…!
May 2nd, 2006 at 5:40 pm
Seene ko cheer kar dikhla doon dil tujhko
Tu bhi dekh le zakhm kitne mile hain mujhko,
Aaj mae khush hoon, Kisliye?
Tu mil gayi hai mujhko,Isliye,
Ab na jaana tum door humse,
warna hum mar jaayenge,Kasamse!!!
May 2nd, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Kitni Khushi milti hai tujhko
Dil mera todhkar,
Kitni khushi milti hai tujhko
Dil mera todhkar..
Lekin ye dil bhi to hai
teri hi amanat….
Dekhein kab tak tu khush rahta hai
Apni hi cheez ko todhkar!!!
May 2nd, 2006 at 5:45 pm
mere mehboob kayamat hogi,
aaj ruswa teri galiyon main mohabbat hogi,
meri nazrain to gila karti hai,
tere dil ko bhi tujhse shikayat hogi
May 4th, 2006 at 7:49 am
HO GAYA JO MUJHSE JUDA RAAT KE TAARE KI TARAH
MILUNGI US SE KABHI MAIN BHI CHANDNI KI TARAH
AB INTEZAR RAHEGA US RAAT KA MUJHE……
MILENGE JAB HUM CHAND AUR ROSHNI KI TARAH.
May 6th, 2006 at 6:57 am
i love u
mere jaan mere hamsafar aap ke liye meri duniya hi sab kucha hi aap ho
aap ke bager mera kucha nahi he chahe kucha bhi hojaye
aap hi meri duniya or sapana ho
kabhi pyar kam na karna humara
itna pyar karna ki duniyya me log dekha ke jale duniya wale
i love u
I
l
o
v
e
U
A
T
U
L
May 7th, 2006 at 11:17 am
Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum apko good morning kehne zaroor aate,
Agar aap ka ghar dhoor na hota.
From Group Of (MUSKURAHAT KI TALASH)
May 7th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Muskurane ko muskurahi magar is andaaz se,
Mukurane ki ada hamari jaan le gahi.
From Group Of(Muskurahat Ki Talash)
May 7th, 2006 at 11:30 am
Exam ke char din pehle syllabus dehka to yaad aaya
May 10th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
Love
L
O
V
E
LOVE
LOVE
LOVE
LOVE TO WASTE YOUR TIME!
0321-8482833
Love
May 10th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Heart can skip beat for a while,
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can be replaced in a nile
But
Nothing can stop a smile when your name comes on my mobile
LOVE U O DILBARA
May 10th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
My phone loves it when u SMS: its little face lights up, bursts into beep & has your sweet name written all over it, I think u should SMS more often , Bcoz it likes YOU
May 10th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Days are too busy, Hours are too fast, Minutes are too short, Seconds do not last, Moments are also few
BUT,,,,,
I always have time to remember YOU………. *(Really)*
May 11th, 2006 at 9:22 am
TO,
RUHITA,
TADAP K DEKHO KISI KI CHAHAT ME,
TO PATAA CHALEGA K INTEZAR KYA HOTA HAI,
YUNHE MIL JAYE KOI BINA CHAHE,
TO KAISE PATTA CHALEGA K
PYAAR KYA HOTA HAI…….
VISHAL ..
May 15th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
tuja pandhara dress pahilyawar ambulance chi aathavan yete ti jakhmina nete matra tu jakhmi karun jate
May 18th, 2006 at 3:23 am
chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi,
Bhul jaenge aap hume bhulne bala humnahi,
Mulakat na ho pai to koi bat nai,
aap ki ek yad ek mulakat se kam nahi.
hi everbody.
May 18th, 2006 at 3:23 am
chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi,
Bhul jaenge aap hume bhulne bala humnahi,
Mulakat na ho pai to koi bat nai,
aap ki ek yad ek mulakat se kam nahi.
hi everbody.
May 18th, 2006 at 3:33 am
hi neha , make a frienship with me,
meri taraf se tumare liya
Jasay Asmanoko ha chand, Suraz or sitaro ki jarurat,
jasay is darti ko hai kudrat ki jarurat,
mucho ko bhi hai tum jasi ek Dost ki jarurat
May 18th, 2006 at 11:43 pm
acha huwa sanam hum bewafa nikley
wafadar toh kutey hote hai
May 23rd, 2006 at 7:07 pm
The first time I spoke to you I know pyaar to hona hi tha.Now even when I think of you kuch kuch hota hai.
Everyones tells me dil to pagal hai.
But come on kaho na pyaar hai
special to my jaan: avinaash
May 25th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
.
May 25th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Kaash Banaane Wale Ne Dil Kaanch Ke Banaye Hotay
Kam Se Kam Todne Wale Ke Haath Me Zakhm To Aaye Hotay
i hate you
May 25th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Kabhi Ki Hogi Suraj ne Chhand se Mohabbat,Tabhi to Chaand me
Daagh he. Mumkin he ki Chaand se Hui Hogi Be-wafai Tabhi to Suraj me AAG he
May 25th, 2006 at 5:10 pm
punam ki raat me chand badal jata hai, waqt ke saat insaan badal jaata hai, sochte haiki apko SMS na kare, magar sochte-sochte plan badal jata hai. mat maaro patthar se mere yaar ko, bomb ka zamana hai ura dalo saale ko
May 28th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Waqt Ke Saath Badal Jaaye Use Pyaar Nahi Kehte
Musibat Se Jo Darr Jaaye Use Yaar Nahi Kehte
meri zidgi ke saathi too pareshan kis liye hai
tuje koi gham na aaye meri jaan kis liye hai