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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….

If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

You look so fine!I want to… break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget

Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can’t cure

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  1. 301 Rocky Says:

    Door Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha, Door Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha, Door Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha, Mai Paas Gaya Hi Nahi

  2. 302 Shashank mann Says:

    Woh Hamare Nahi Toh Kya Ghum Hai
    Hum Toh Unhi Ke Hain Yeh Kya Kam Hai.
    Na Gum Kam Hain Na Aansu Kam Hain
    Dekhte Hain Rulane Wale Mein Kitna Dam Hai

  3. 303 Anonymous Says:

    tumhari yaad mein ro kr,
    jo matkay bhr diay hum nay
    kaho to tor doon sarey.

    tumhein pegham denay ko,
    kabootr jo churaaee thay,
    kaho to chor doon to sarey.

    mein matkay tor to daloon,
    kabootr chor bhi daloon,
    mgr laaon kahan say phir.
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..

    kiya paisay tera abba dega

    from AK khan Islamabad (Pakistan)

  4. 304 ishi Says:

    are faltoo hai sab yeh
    love shove bekar hotya hai

  5. 305 A K Khan Says:

    I wrote all my love for you on paper,
    Put them in a bag,
    And wanted to post it to you
    BUT!!!!!!!
    The postman said

    !!!!!PUTTER HJAAR RUPAY LOONGA!!!!

  6. 306 A K Khan Says:

    tumhari yaad mein ro kr ,
    jo matkay bhr diay hum nay,
    kaho to tor doon sary

    tumhay pegham denay ko,
    kabootr jo chraaey thay,
    kaho to chor doon sary

    LAKIN ye sab phir kahan say laoonga,
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    KIAY PAISAY TERE ABBA DEGA?????

  7. 307 A K Khan Says:

    koi dost hai na raqeeb hai
    tera shehr kitna ajeeb hai

    wo jo ishq tha wo khayal tha
    ye jo hijr hai ye naseeb hai

    yahan kis ka chehra parha karoon
    yahan kon itna qareeb hai

    me kisay kahoon meray saath chal
    yahan kon mujh sa ghareen hai

    (A K KHAN from Sihala Pakistan)

  8. 308 A K Khan Says:

    !!!!!!!!! AAJ KA JOKE !!!!!!!!!!

    me pagal tumharay peechay

    tum pagal kisi or k peechay

    koi or pagal kisi or k peechay

    or wo pagal kisi or k peechay
    ..
    ..
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    ..
    ..
    ..
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    **** SARAY pagal aagey peechay *******

  9. 309 abc Says:

    Hum Chahte hain zin ko wo chahte hai kisi aur ko, bhagwan kare wo chahe zin ko wo chahe kisi aur ko

  10. 310 Arop Adhikari Says:

    socha tha eek hum hei chhaha ney wale hei aapke
    par chhahaney walo ka kaphila nikla
    socha tha khuda se karenge sikayat iski
    par khuda v aapka diwana nikla…

  11. 311 katrina shehroz Says:

    love is discusting love is ansoo it is tears dont fall in love
    bcoz u will never get it noooooooooooo
    just like i did fell in love that person fell in love aswell
    but ab dekho vo hain kahaan main hoon kahaan or pyaar hain kahaan sammunder main doobke mar gayaah usse main nahin milee isse liye he commited suicide i remaind alone im alone
    if u wanna know all the story send me an email back

  12. 312 tania & shekher Says:

    You came into my life
    Please say you’ll never go
    We’ve both been hurt before
    So we’ll take this really slow

    I hold your heart in my hands
    I have waited for so long
    Please say you’ll never leave me
    I’ll never do you wrong

    I cherish every moment
    Memories locked away
    Holding them in a special place
    To look back on them one day

    You put a smile on my face
    Whenever you are near
    It’s the thought of losing you
    That I often fear

    My hearts always gets broken
    Because I fall in love to fast
    But we’re gonna take this slow
    That way I know that it will last

  13. 313 Lucky khan Says:

    yaadon k sahare jina sikh lo..khuabon main humein apna na sikh lo..jub aae gein hum apne ben ker,,to le jae gein hum doli main bitha ker….

  14. 314 Lucky khan Says:

    quderet ki bat khuda he jane..yaadon k sath je loo ga zamane, bholoon ga na ise merte dum tuk,khuda se fariaad keroo ga mare mare,,:(

  15. 315 bimal Says:

    If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…

  16. 316 pradip Says:

    apako phone kiya tonetwork bola
    “namaskar, paglo ki duniya me
    apaka swagat he, Aap jis pagal se
    bat karna chahte he esh vakt uska
    DIMAG switch OFF he………..

  17. 317 bharat zala Says:

    kuch phool unpe girige,
    kuch phool hampe girege,
    farksirf itna honga ki hum duniya se jaa rahein honge,
    aur woh nayi duniya basane rahein honge..

  18. 318 bharat zala Says:

    zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
    har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
    dosti ko pyar se sajakar rakhana mere dost,
    meri ye dosti sabko nasib nahi hoti…

  19. 319 bharat zala Says:

    kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
    jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
    mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
    ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya..

  20. 320 Manoj Pandey Says:

    Nari se nagin bhali bin chhede nahi khay,
    Nari dekhe door se turant zahar chadh jay….

  21. 321 ahsan Says:

    dil joo toot gaya to faryad karo ge tum hum na rahey to humain yaad karo gey tum.aj to kehtey hoke waqat nahi,per ek din meray liye waqat se faryad karo ge tum,

  22. 322 javed khan Says:

    u na mera dil jala,
    u na mera dil jala,
    sari duniya kho jala doonga
    eak baar has ke to dheek tujha mai meri dulhan bana loonga

  23. 323 javed khan Says:

    abhi to tu kali hai tujha chuvunga nahi
    abhi to tu kali hai tujha chuvunga nahi
    jub tu phool banjayagi to tujha chodunga nahi

  24. 324 javed khan Says:

    tere lovely eyes
    mujpe effect kiya
    sub kho neglect kar ke
    tuj kho select kiya

  25. 325 UMER JAAN Says:

    pani se pyas na bujhi too maykhane ki taraf ja nikla socha shikayat karo khuda se too khuda bhi tera aashik nikla…..

    Kash wOh Nagme HumaY sunayee Na hOte Aaj Unko SUn KAr AanSo0 Na Aye hoTay Agar Issi Tarha Bho0l Hi Jaana thA to Itni Gehrai Saay DiL Main samaey Naa hOtaY………….

    KHUDA SaY Tho0ra RaHam KhaReed LaitaY Aap Kay ZakhMo0 Ka MArham Khareed LaiTay Agar Kahi Bikti Kushiyaan Meri to Sari Bech Kar Apka haR Ghum KhaReed LAiTay………..

    dil bechain sa hai, sanse ruki ruki si hai,aaj dil mai muje utar jane do, dil ke arman baki hai bohot,yun hi baho mai raat ko guzar jane do………… MY HEART IS BROCK I LOVE U ALL

  26. 326 UMER JAAN Says:

    Hum Hi Mein Thee Na Koi Baat
    Yaad Hi Na Tumko Aa Sake
    Tumne Hamein Bhula Diya
    Hum Na Tumhe Bhula Sakey
    Tum Hi Na Sun Sakey Agar
    Kisa-e-Gham Sunega Kaun
    Kis Ki Zubaan Khulegi Phir
    Hum Na Agar Suna Sakey
    Shauk-e-Visaal Hain Yahan
    Lab Pay Sawaal Hain Yahan
    Kis Ki Majaal Hain Yahan
    Tum Se Nazar Mila Sakay………..

    Kiya Khabar Thi Is Tarah Se Wo Juda Ho Jayega
    Khawab Mein Bhi Uska Milna Haadsa Ho Jayega
    Zindagi Ki Qaid-e-Gham Se Kiya Nikalogay Usey
    Maut Jab Aa Jaayegi To Khud Raha Ho Jayega
    Dost Bankar Usko Chaha Ye Kabhi Socha Na Tha
    Dosti Hi Dosti Mein Wo Sanam Ho Jayega…………

    Uska Parda Hoga Kiya Jiska Ke Parda ” Noor ” Hai
    Jo Bhi Usko Dekh Lega Wo Fida Ho Jayega ………

  27. 327 UMER JAAN Says:

    hey all u don’t try this love ye pyar jo hai wo kahi ka nahi chhor ta bekar ker deta hai insan ko pyar se bacho hud ko dekho or kisi ko na dekho jis ko mill gaya wo khush jis ko na milla wo roeya is lie rone se bahter hai pyar mat keroo…..ok all thankx & bye

  28. 328 saurabh Says:

    dosta ki raho mein kabhi akelapan na mile,
    zindagi mein tumhe kabhi gham na mile,
    dua karte hai tumhe jo bhi dost mile,
    kabhi humse kam na mile….

  29. 329 ashwani Says:

    Nazre unhe dekhna chahe to aankhon ka kya khasur,
    Har Waqt Khooshbu unki aaye to saanso ka kya khasur,
    Waise to qawab puch kar nahi aate,
    Phir qhawab unke aaye toh rato ka kya kasur….!

  30. 330 sach Says:

    pyaar itna karo ki pyaar kisiki jindagi bane
    mager pyaar ka voosul yaad rakhna kabhi bandagi naa bane ……..

    ….. sach …

  31. 331 sagar Says:

    ) WAQT KI ANDHI ME TUFAN BADAL JATE HAI
    ZINDAGI KE RAHO ME INSAAN BADAAL JATE HAI
    BADAL THA NAHI PYAAR KABHI
    PYAAR KARNE WALE INSAAN BADAL JATE HAI…..

    YADON ME NA DHUNDO HUME
    DIL ME HUM BUS JAYENGE
    TAMANA HO AGAR MILNE KI
    TO “ON” KARO SYSTEM HUM
    INBOX ME MIL JAYENGE
    Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
    Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana

  32. 332 sagar Says:

    NADIYO SE KINARE TUT SAKTE HAI,HO GAYA JO MUJHSE JUDA RAAT KE TAARE KI TARAH
    MILUNGI US SE KABHI MAIN BHI CHANDNI KI TARAH
    AB INTEZAR RAHEGA US RAAT KA MUJHE……
    MILENGE JAB HUM CHAND AUR ROSHNI KI TARAH.
    I love YOu ……

  33. 333 Anonymous Says:

    Door reh kar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai,Yaad bankar ankoo se behne ki aadat hai,Kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb pao ge, Mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat ha,

  34. 334 Atul choudhary Says:

    Sonal Sudhakar Mahajan
    Turak Goradakar
    MP(madhya Pradesh)
    Mai Atul Choudhary
    Lonikar
    Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta hu
    I LOVE YOU

  35. 335 sara malik Says:

    guys be practical comon listen hamesha chaho us ko jo na sirf ap se pyar kare balke seedha purposal ap k ghar bheje ye sab bakwas hota hai larke hamesha larkion se tyme pas karne ke liye bat karte. dont blv on dem. aur yad rakho ap kisi se dil se pyar karo na to wo ap ko zaror milta hai aisa mere sath hoa hai han ye bat alag hai k kisi aur sora mein milta hai. i am engaged n us ko mujh se luv at first sight hoa hai. i dnt blv yar par 2day i am happy very happy.so i luv my fiance alot n alot. so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dnt blv

  36. 336 kavita Says:

    unse nazre milakar jhukana ek naz ban gaya
    sochte hain ki ae kabhi vo khwab vo
    unko zindagi me lana ek khwab ban gaya
    hogi to kabhi bat unse
    na bat karke bhi bat karne ka
    hamara ye andaz ban gaya

    riya

  37. 337 kavita Says:

    nadiya hain ye behti najane kaha rukegi
    mil jae jo sahil ise to kaha ye dar dar bhatkegi
    sahil to hain pas iske bas ek awaz lagani hain
    jo de awaz vo sahil pata chale use ye nadiya to sirf uski deewani hain

    riya

  38. 338 TOHID Says:

    Maanta hun ki zindagi bhi tadpati hai,
    Par mohabbat to jeena sikhati hai,
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

    Zindagi ko to hum jab chahen,
    Maut ki oor khud le jaate hain,
    Par ek baar jo kar len ishq,
    Wo kahaan isko chod paate hain.

    Ye duniya kitni khudgarz hai,
    Ye mohabbat hume batati hai.
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

    Mohabbat ek jaanlewa aadat hai,
    Jisme hoti shikwa-shikayat hai,
    Par aashiqon k liye to,
    Yahi unka khuda aur yahi ibadat hai.
    Wo mohabbat hi to hai doost,
    Jo jeevan ko haseen banati hai.
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

    Mohabbat hi saathi aur tanhaai hai,
    Yahi hoti hansi aur yahi rulaai hai,
    Isi me hote kasme wade saare,
    Aur isi me hoti bewafai hai.
    Wo mohabbat hi hoti hai,
    Jab aankhon me koi samati hai.
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

    Mohabbat me sab majboor hote hain,
    Kabhi paas to kabhi door hote hain,
    Par job hi ho jaye samaa,
    Wo ishq ke nashe me choor hote hain.
    Jab yaaden zannat ban jaati hain,
    To wo mohabbat kehlati hai,
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

    Jab koi bediyon ko payal kar jaati hai,
    Har jhalak uski,kayal kar jati hai.
    Jab hota uska mehfil me aana,
    Uski har ada hume bas”ghayal”kar jati hai.
    Wo mohabbat ki daastan hai ki,
    Har saans me kisi ki khusboo aati hai,
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

    Maanta hun ki zindagi bhi tadpati hai,
    Par mohabbat to jeena sikhati hai,
    Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
    Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.

  39. 339 sushanta kumar +pratima Says:

    Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai
    Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai
    Usne kaha kon Tumhein hai boht Aziz
    Mai NE kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai

    Usne kaha konsa Tohfa hai pasand?
    Mai NE kaha Wo Shaama Jo AB tak Udhaar hai
    Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhao GE?
    Mai NE kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai
    Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?
    Mai NE kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai

  40. 340 sudhir pal Says:

    lova is sweet poison but love is life i am saying

  41. 341 sudhir pal Says:

    o my love bird you wait me
    i always wait for ypu

  42. 342 almas Says:

    har pyar me izhar nahi hota,ye dil yu hi bekarar nahi hota,wo khush rahe hum jilenge,par unke bin dhadkan ka ehsas nahi hota…….

  43. 343 Anonymous Says:

    kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
    jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
    mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
    ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya..

  44. 344 Anonymous Says:

    guys be practical comon listen hamesha chaho us ko jo na sirf ap se pyar kare balke seedha purposal ap k ghar bheje ye sab bakwas hota hai larke hamesha larkion se tyme pas karne ke liye bat karte. dont blv on dem. aur yad rakho ap kisi se dil se pyar karo na to wo ap ko zaror milta hai aisa mere sath hoa hai han ye bat alag hai k kisi aur sora mein milta hai. i am engaged n us ko mujh se luv at first sight hoa hai. i dnt blv yar par 2day i am happy very happy.so i luv my fiance alot n alot. so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dnt blv

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