Funny SMS [Love] - 1
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
You look so fine!I want to… break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can’t cure
August 22nd, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Pyar ka naam hi adhra hai to pyar kaha pura hoga,mere no jawan bhaiyose request hai oh is chakkar main na pade apni padai or kaam dhande ki or dhan de pyar admi ko kamjor bana deta hai isliye kabhi pyar nahi karna chaiye is jhakam khaye ladke ki baat suno varna apna jeevan narak bana loge Bewarw of LOVE Is sweet POISON From Mukesh Patil Surat Cont.Free 9898581084
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:48 am
for my Deamgirl,
Deedare najar se tera deedar karta hoon,
teri in aankhon pe jaan nishar karta hoon,
Ab tu hi bata kaise karoon afsanaye-dil bayaan apna
ki tu meri ZINDAGI hai aur main tumse pyar karta hoon.
August 26th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
September 1st, 2006 at 6:15 pm
request hai aap se refuse mat karna..
freinsship k bulb ko fuse mat karna..
hum dost hai aap k confuse mat karna…
humare jaga kisi or kochooose mat karna..
some time mising..
September 3rd, 2006 at 10:29 am
dosto ki jaan kya loge teer or talvaar se hum toh waise he mar jayange aap ke sms ke vaar se
September 5th, 2006 at 7:12 am
dil se dil mile inayat ise kahte hai!najar se najar mile shararat ise kahte hai ,yeh mithi aankh michoni yeh dillagi ada azi hazur mohabat ise kahte hai!luv u sweetu!
September 6th, 2006 at 12:42 am
hi
i love ur shayie bara he mazaa aya perh key aghar app key pass time hoo tu app mare mail box main shairs ke mail kerey gaa plzzz ok then C YAAA KHUDA HADIZ
September 11th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can’t go on. Can’t you see, that you are the only one for me?
September 12th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Pyar Ki Misaal 1 Heeray Si Hai
Dekhne Main To Bohat Khoobsurat
Per Chakhne Per Kisi Zeher Se Kam Nahi
September 15th, 2006 at 5:27 am
ketne jalde yeh mulakat gujar jate
payas bujte nahi barsat gujar jata hai
aye apne yaado se kha do es tarah hume aaya na kare
kyo ke need aate nahe raat gujar jate hai
September 16th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Zindagi mein kabhi kisi se pyar mat karna,ho jaye toh inkar mat karna,nibha sako toh chalna usi ki rah per,barna kabhi kisi zindagi ko barbad mat karna.
September 19th, 2006 at 10:12 am
” Ek Lamhe mein Unhone Zindagi Sawwr di,Ek Lamhe mein unhone Zindagi Ujaar di.Kasoor Unka nahi hamara hai jo un do Lamhoo mein zindagi guzaar dee”.
Shazia my Love,My Zindagi,ham apko utna hi pyaar karte hai jitna ki aap,plz hamein kabhi galat mat samajhna.tumhara pyar ek tarfa nahi…..
September 20th, 2006 at 11:44 am
tu pyar se beh pyara hai snam
pyasi ankhon ka nazara hai sanam
yeh soch k jee lete hai hum
k tu kissi or ka nhi tu hamara hai snam
September 25th, 2006 at 9:52 pm
Dekhun jaha bhi main neele neele asman tale
Rang naye naye se hain jaise ghule ghule
soye se khwab mere jage tere waste
tere khayalon se hain bheege mere raste
September 27th, 2006 at 9:08 am
To, My Breathe,
MERI ROOH WICH MERA YAAR WASDA
MERI AKHA WICH USDA DIDAR WASDA
MAINU APNE DARDA DI PARWAH NAHI PAR
RAB KARE HAR WAQT RAHE MERA YAAR HASDA…
KETUL PATEL
September 27th, 2006 at 9:29 am
To,
LALIT SADHWANI
KAL AGAR MAIN MAR JAUN,
DOST MERE MARNE KA GAM NA KARNA
AASOON BHI NA BAHANA
MERI ARTHI BHI NA UTHANA
SIDHE UPAR CHALE AANA….
PARTY KARENGE…..!!!
September 28th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki,
aur koi khwahish nahi is deewane ki,
shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi unhe itna haseen banane ki….
September 30th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
ZINDAGI AIK AJAB KALOONA HAI
JO MIL JAEY WO MATI
JO NA MILE WO SONA
A TRUE FACT OF LIFE, SO ALWAYS VALUE WHAT U HAVE, CAUSE U NEVER KNOW IF U WILL HAVE IT THE NEXT DAY OR NOT.
September 30th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
dil dhunta hai tum ko khone ke bad
mohabbat hota hai thoker lagna ke bad
yah dil hai koi pattar nahi
pyar ek se karo hazaro se nahi.
September 30th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Mera aane ki aahat pe shayad sham jalai hogi
kabhi judai ke gam se ankn bhar aayi hogi
fiker na kar mera yaar,us rab ne
milna ki koi sham jarur banai hogi
September 30th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Friendship is a rambow between tow hearts
sharing 7 colours of
feeling,
love,
sadness,
happiness,
truth,
faith,
secret
And respect
Keep is safe
October 2nd, 2006 at 11:03 am
pal pal tarsa hu jis pal ke liye
wo pal aya to kuch pal ke liye
socha the ise jindgi ka sabse hasin pal bana dunga
lekin ye pal theha to kuch pal ke liye
October 2nd, 2006 at 11:05 am
pholo ne amrit ka jam bheja he
taro ne gagan se salam bheja he
har khushi mubark ho apko
humne ye sache dil se pegam bheja he
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:43 am
Hum toh chup chap tarre ginkar bita dete hai raat,
Marji hai uppar wale ki, najane kab hog hum sath,
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:46 am
chand ki aan ho tum, sitaro ki shan ho tum,
pholo ka arrman ho tum, kaliyon ki muskaan ho tum,
sabse pehle meri jaan ho tum,
October 4th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Seene ko cheer kar dikhla doon dil tujhko
Tu bhi dekh le zakhm kitne mile hain mujhko,
Aaj mae khush hoon, Kisliye?
Tu mil gayi hai mujhko,Isliye,
Ab na jaana tum door humse,
warna hum mar jaayenge,Kasamse!!!
October 4th, 2006 at 9:57 am
HI I AM RAHSMI
Seene ko cheer kar dikhla doon dil tujhko
Tu bhi dekh le zakhm kitne mile hain mujhko,
Aaj mae khush hoon, Kisliye?
Tu mil gayi hai mujhko,Isliye,
Ab na jaana tum door humse,
warna hum mar jaayenge,Kasamse!!!
October 7th, 2006 at 6:20 pm
hum aapko is kadar chahne lage hai,ki har taraf aap nazar aane lage hain,khyalon mein to aap rehte hi hain,par ab to neendon ko bhi churane lage hain.
October 8th, 2006 at 5:34 am
EK NAZAR CHAHIYE ISH NAZAR KE LIYE
JO HO HUM SAFAR UMR BHAR KE LIYE
October 8th, 2006 at 5:38 am
*************TERE GHAR KE MAIN AAGEG NAMAAZ PADHO
TERA HAR GEET MERA KALMA HOGA
BUS ITNI SI ILTZA HAI MERI
TUMKO MERA KHUDA BANANA HOGA*********************
October 11th, 2006 at 5:32 am
HI FRIENDS,PYAAR TO EK AISI CHEEZE HAI JO KI KISMAT WALOO KO MILTE HAI.HUM JAB SE PYAAR KE BARE MAIN CHOCHNA SHURU KARTE HAI.HUMHE JO BHI ACHCHA LAGTA HAI HUM USE HI PYAAR SAMAJHLETE HAI.HUMHE LAGTA HAI KI HUM USSE PYAAR KARTE HAI.CHAHE HUMNE USSE KABHI BAAT BHI NA KI HO.AOR AISE HI KOI AOR KISI MORH PAR MILTA HAI TO HUMHE LAGTA HAI KI SHAYAD WOH HUMHE PYAAR KARTA HAI.MAGAR YEH PYAAR NAHIN HOTA.PYAAR TO JINDGI MAIN INSAAN KO EK BAAR HI HOTA HAI.AOR WOH KABHI BHI KISI BHI UMAR MAIN AAPKO HO SAKTA HAI.WOH AAPKO MILE JAH NA MILE YEH AAPKI KISMAT.MAGAR AAP USE KABHI BHI NAHIN BHULAH SAKTE.DIL TO BAHUT KARTA HAI KI HUM USKI BAHON MAIN AAPNI SARI JINDGI GUJAAR DEIN.MAGAR AISA KHAHAN HOTA HAI.AGAR JINDGI MAIN RONA LIKHA HAI TO KOI KYA KAR SAKTA HAI.
October 12th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
hi, i am a physics scientist and i love you
I = Ignition theory of Rocket
L = Ligth diffusion tranmission process.
O = Operation of Charges in Magnetic Field.
V = Value of free fall body toward the earth.
E = Einstien Thoery.
U = Uranium Bomb
and i hope u love me too….
October 14th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
EVERYTIME I CUM CLOSE TO U
U GO FUTHER AWAY FRUM ME
I LOVE U SOO MCUH BUH
YOU KEEP ON HURTING ME!
October 15th, 2006 at 7:11 am
give laugh to all , but smile to one . cheeks to all , but lips to one . LOVE to all , but HEART to one . let everybody LOVE you , but you LOVE only one . that’s me MY SWEETHEART ……..
October 15th, 2006 at 5:00 pm
I WANT TO SAY U SOMETHING.
THAT U WANT TO HEAR,
THAT U LIKE,
THAT U DO NOT DISERVE,
THREE WORDS WHICH U WANT TO HEAR FROM MY MOUTH,
I
LOVE
U
October 22nd, 2006 at 3:12 pm
To, my darling AMAR
i swear to god if i was the first person to look at u i promise i would have kept u in my heart n treat u like my life n bring all the happiness to u i would neva let ur tears come neva let u feel empty be there for u always. hold u in my arms give u all sort of comfortness tht u need juss one time say yes n i will change the world around u i promise
To my one true love baby i love u, u know that i do ,and sweetness u kno ,that my feelings are true, i love u so much, u’ll never understand, ur my angel, my blessing, my one n only, when I hear ur sweet voice, my heart skips a beat, my feelings for u, are too strong to defeat, please say u’ll alwayz be here, by my side day and night, say u’ll alwayz be my man, and ill alwayz be ur gurl.
I LOVE YOU ALOT
Your betu
October 22nd, 2006 at 8:31 pm
love is a name,
sex is a game,
forget the name
and play the game
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:15 pm
shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi
October 29th, 2006 at 7:28 am
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
October 29th, 2006 at 7:29 am
Kitna Bhi Chaho Na Bhool Pao Ge Humain
Jitni Door Jao Ge Nazdik Pao Ge Humain
Mita Sakte Ho To Mita Do Yaaden Meri
Magar Kya Sapno Se Juda Kar Pao Ge Humain.
October 29th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai
October 30th, 2006 at 7:16 am
To,
Dear tehseen,
main sansou main saamo loun ga tumari har amanat ko ye wehshat naq sanaty ye tanhai mujy day do tumary baad har manzar mujy berang lagta hai ye ankhin cheen lo yaa apni binai mujy day do,
October 30th, 2006 at 7:23 am
main us k haat say jata houn mal;y zatr ki tarha
wo roz phal samaj k utarta hai mujy
mian us ka lamha e mojud houn magar wo shakhas
fazul waqt samaj k guzarta hai mujy,
November 1st, 2006 at 9:30 am
awwwwwwwwww
u ppl rite sooo sweeet shayari
dis is myn
Ishq ki bazi hum kya khelegay
Khelne se to darte hai
Jab bhi dil dena chaha kisi ko
To dekha who kisi aur pe marte hai
luv asiah xXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
November 2nd, 2006 at 9:27 am
yaadon me hamari aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankhon se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
mana hasna hai ada hai gam chupane ki
magar hste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge.
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:13 pm
kHUN SE LIKHTA HOON, RED PEN NA SAMJO
kHUN SE LIKHTA HOON, RED PEN NA SAMJO
PYAAR TUMSE KARTA HOON KISI AUR SE NA SAMJO
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:14 pm
I have the “Iâ€Â,I have the “Lâ€Â,I have the “Oâ€Â,I have the “Vâ€Â,I have the
“Eâ€Â,… so pls can I have “Uâ€Â?
November 7th, 2006 at 9:44 am
kuch log kisi ka liya mar ta hai,kisi ka liya jita hai
hum to o hai jo khud ka liya jita,aur marta khud ka liya bi nahi
………lov self