Funny SMS [Love] - 1
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
You look so fine!I want to… break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can’t cure
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August 7th, 2007 at 7:48 am
Door Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha, Door Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha, Door Se Dekha To Sher Khada Tha, Mai Paas Gaya Hi Nahi
August 12th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Woh Hamare Nahi Toh Kya Ghum Hai
Hum Toh Unhi Ke Hain Yeh Kya Kam Hai.
Na Gum Kam Hain Na Aansu Kam Hain
Dekhte Hain Rulane Wale Mein Kitna Dam Hai
August 20th, 2007 at 6:50 am
tumhari yaad mein ro kr,
jo matkay bhr diay hum nay
kaho to tor doon sarey.
tumhein pegham denay ko,
kabootr jo churaaee thay,
kaho to chor doon to sarey.
mein matkay tor to daloon,
kabootr chor bhi daloon,
mgr laaon kahan say phir.
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kiya paisay tera abba dega
from AK khan Islamabad (Pakistan)
August 20th, 2007 at 6:53 am
are faltoo hai sab yeh
love shove bekar hotya hai
August 20th, 2007 at 6:59 am
I wrote all my love for you on paper,
Put them in a bag,
And wanted to post it to you
BUT!!!!!!!
The postman said
!!!!!PUTTER HJAAR RUPAY LOONGA!!!!
August 20th, 2007 at 7:06 am
tumhari yaad mein ro kr ,
jo matkay bhr diay hum nay,
kaho to tor doon sary
tumhay pegham denay ko,
kabootr jo chraaey thay,
kaho to chor doon sary
LAKIN ye sab phir kahan say laoonga,
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KIAY PAISAY TERE ABBA DEGA?????
August 20th, 2007 at 7:30 am
koi dost hai na raqeeb hai
tera shehr kitna ajeeb hai
wo jo ishq tha wo khayal tha
ye jo hijr hai ye naseeb hai
yahan kis ka chehra parha karoon
yahan kon itna qareeb hai
me kisay kahoon meray saath chal
yahan kon mujh sa ghareen hai
(A K KHAN from Sihala Pakistan)
August 20th, 2007 at 7:36 am
!!!!!!!!! AAJ KA JOKE !!!!!!!!!!
me pagal tumharay peechay
tum pagal kisi or k peechay
koi or pagal kisi or k peechay
or wo pagal kisi or k peechay
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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**** SARAY pagal aagey peechay *******
August 22nd, 2007 at 10:09 am
Hum Chahte hain zin ko wo chahte hai kisi aur ko, bhagwan kare wo chahe zin ko wo chahe kisi aur ko
August 25th, 2007 at 11:42 am
socha tha eek hum hei chhaha ney wale hei aapke
par chhahaney walo ka kaphila nikla
socha tha khuda se karenge sikayat iski
par khuda v aapka diwana nikla…
August 29th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
love is discusting love is ansoo it is tears dont fall in love
bcoz u will never get it noooooooooooo
just like i did fell in love that person fell in love aswell
but ab dekho vo hain kahaan main hoon kahaan or pyaar hain kahaan sammunder main doobke mar gayaah usse main nahin milee isse liye he commited suicide i remaind alone im alone
if u wanna know all the story send me an email back
September 4th, 2007 at 2:10 am
You came into my life
Please say you’ll never go
We’ve both been hurt before
So we’ll take this really slow
I hold your heart in my hands
I have waited for so long
Please say you’ll never leave me
I’ll never do you wrong
I cherish every moment
Memories locked away
Holding them in a special place
To look back on them one day
You put a smile on my face
Whenever you are near
It’s the thought of losing you
That I often fear
My hearts always gets broken
Because I fall in love to fast
But we’re gonna take this slow
That way I know that it will last
September 12th, 2007 at 1:12 am
yaadon k sahare jina sikh lo..khuabon main humein apna na sikh lo..jub aae gein hum apne ben ker,,to le jae gein hum doli main bitha ker….
September 12th, 2007 at 1:22 am
quderet ki bat khuda he jane..yaadon k sath je loo ga zamane, bholoon ga na ise merte dum tuk,khuda se fariaad keroo ga mare mare,,:(
September 14th, 2007 at 9:47 am
If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin’them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever…
September 27th, 2007 at 9:06 am
apako phone kiya tonetwork bola
“namaskar, paglo ki duniya me
apaka swagat he, Aap jis pagal se
bat karna chahte he esh vakt uska
DIMAG switch OFF he………..
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:37 pm
kuch phool unpe girige,
kuch phool hampe girege,
farksirf itna honga ki hum duniya se jaa rahein honge,
aur woh nayi duniya basane rahein honge..
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
zindgi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
dosti ko pyar se sajakar rakhana mere dost,
meri ye dosti sabko nasib nahi hoti…
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya..
October 5th, 2007 at 9:09 am
Nari se nagin bhali bin chhede nahi khay,
Nari dekhe door se turant zahar chadh jay….
October 9th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
dil joo toot gaya to faryad karo ge tum hum na rahey to humain yaad karo gey tum.aj to kehtey hoke waqat nahi,per ek din meray liye waqat se faryad karo ge tum,
October 10th, 2007 at 8:58 am
u na mera dil jala,
u na mera dil jala,
sari duniya kho jala doonga
eak baar has ke to dheek tujha mai meri dulhan bana loonga
October 10th, 2007 at 9:20 am
abhi to tu kali hai tujha chuvunga nahi
abhi to tu kali hai tujha chuvunga nahi
jub tu phool banjayagi to tujha chodunga nahi
October 10th, 2007 at 9:51 am
tere lovely eyes
mujpe effect kiya
sub kho neglect kar ke
tuj kho select kiya
October 13th, 2007 at 10:04 am
pani se pyas na bujhi too maykhane ki taraf ja nikla socha shikayat karo khuda se too khuda bhi tera aashik nikla…..
Kash wOh Nagme HumaY sunayee Na hOte Aaj Unko SUn KAr AanSo0 Na Aye hoTay Agar Issi Tarha Bho0l Hi Jaana thA to Itni Gehrai Saay DiL Main samaey Naa hOtaY………….
KHUDA SaY Tho0ra RaHam KhaReed LaitaY Aap Kay ZakhMo0 Ka MArham Khareed LaiTay Agar Kahi Bikti Kushiyaan Meri to Sari Bech Kar Apka haR Ghum KhaReed LAiTay………..
dil bechain sa hai, sanse ruki ruki si hai,aaj dil mai muje utar jane do, dil ke arman baki hai bohot,yun hi baho mai raat ko guzar jane do………… MY HEART IS BROCK I LOVE U ALL
October 13th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Hum Hi Mein Thee Na Koi Baat
Yaad Hi Na Tumko Aa Sake
Tumne Hamein Bhula Diya
Hum Na Tumhe Bhula Sakey
Tum Hi Na Sun Sakey Agar
Kisa-e-Gham Sunega Kaun
Kis Ki Zubaan Khulegi Phir
Hum Na Agar Suna Sakey
Shauk-e-Visaal Hain Yahan
Lab Pay Sawaal Hain Yahan
Kis Ki Majaal Hain Yahan
Tum Se Nazar Mila Sakay………..
Kiya Khabar Thi Is Tarah Se Wo Juda Ho Jayega
Khawab Mein Bhi Uska Milna Haadsa Ho Jayega
Zindagi Ki Qaid-e-Gham Se Kiya Nikalogay Usey
Maut Jab Aa Jaayegi To Khud Raha Ho Jayega
Dost Bankar Usko Chaha Ye Kabhi Socha Na Tha
Dosti Hi Dosti Mein Wo Sanam Ho Jayega…………
Uska Parda Hoga Kiya Jiska Ke Parda ” Noor ” Hai
Jo Bhi Usko Dekh Lega Wo Fida Ho Jayega ………
October 13th, 2007 at 10:43 am
hey all u don’t try this love ye pyar jo hai wo kahi ka nahi chhor ta bekar ker deta hai insan ko pyar se bacho hud ko dekho or kisi ko na dekho jis ko mill gaya wo khush jis ko na milla wo roeya is lie rone se bahter hai pyar mat keroo…..ok all thankx & bye
October 30th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
dosta ki raho mein kabhi akelapan na mile,
zindagi mein tumhe kabhi gham na mile,
dua karte hai tumhe jo bhi dost mile,
kabhi humse kam na mile….
November 6th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Nazre unhe dekhna chahe to aankhon ka kya khasur,
Har Waqt Khooshbu unki aaye to saanso ka kya khasur,
Waise to qawab puch kar nahi aate,
Phir qhawab unke aaye toh rato ka kya kasur….!
November 10th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
pyaar itna karo ki pyaar kisiki jindagi bane
mager pyaar ka voosul yaad rakhna kabhi bandagi naa bane ……..
….. sach …
November 26th, 2007 at 11:04 am
) WAQT KI ANDHI ME TUFAN BADAL JATE HAI
ZINDAGI KE RAHO ME INSAAN BADAAL JATE HAI
BADAL THA NAHI PYAAR KABHI
PYAAR KARNE WALE INSAAN BADAL JATE HAI…..
YADON ME NA DHUNDO HUME
DIL ME HUM BUS JAYENGE
TAMANA HO AGAR MILNE KI
TO “ON†KARO SYSTEM HUM
INBOX ME MIL JAYENGE
Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
November 26th, 2007 at 11:44 am
NADIYO SE KINARE TUT SAKTE HAI,HO GAYA JO MUJHSE JUDA RAAT KE TAARE KI TARAH
MILUNGI US SE KABHI MAIN BHI CHANDNI KI TARAH
AB INTEZAR RAHEGA US RAAT KA MUJHE……
MILENGE JAB HUM CHAND AUR ROSHNI KI TARAH.
I love YOu ……
December 1st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Door reh kar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai,Yaad bankar ankoo se behne ki aadat hai,Kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb pao ge, Mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat ha,
February 1st, 2008 at 6:46 am
Sonal Sudhakar Mahajan
Turak Goradakar
MP(madhya Pradesh)
Mai Atul Choudhary
Lonikar
Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta hu
I LOVE YOU
February 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
guys be practical comon listen hamesha chaho us ko jo na sirf ap se pyar kare balke seedha purposal ap k ghar bheje ye sab bakwas hota hai larke hamesha larkion se tyme pas karne ke liye bat karte. dont blv on dem. aur yad rakho ap kisi se dil se pyar karo na to wo ap ko zaror milta hai aisa mere sath hoa hai han ye bat alag hai k kisi aur sora mein milta hai. i am engaged n us ko mujh se luv at first sight hoa hai. i dnt blv yar par 2day i am happy very happy.so i luv my fiance alot n alot. so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dnt blv
November 27th, 2008 at 11:21 am
unse nazre milakar jhukana ek naz ban gaya
sochte hain ki ae kabhi vo khwab vo
unko zindagi me lana ek khwab ban gaya
hogi to kabhi bat unse
na bat karke bhi bat karne ka
hamara ye andaz ban gaya
riya
November 27th, 2008 at 11:25 am
nadiya hain ye behti najane kaha rukegi
mil jae jo sahil ise to kaha ye dar dar bhatkegi
sahil to hain pas iske bas ek awaz lagani hain
jo de awaz vo sahil pata chale use ye nadiya to sirf uski deewani hain
riya
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Maanta hun ki zindagi bhi tadpati hai,
Par mohabbat to jeena sikhati hai,
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
Zindagi ko to hum jab chahen,
Maut ki oor khud le jaate hain,
Par ek baar jo kar len ishq,
Wo kahaan isko chod paate hain.
Ye duniya kitni khudgarz hai,
Ye mohabbat hume batati hai.
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
Mohabbat ek jaanlewa aadat hai,
Jisme hoti shikwa-shikayat hai,
Par aashiqon k liye to,
Yahi unka khuda aur yahi ibadat hai.
Wo mohabbat hi to hai doost,
Jo jeevan ko haseen banati hai.
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
Mohabbat hi saathi aur tanhaai hai,
Yahi hoti hansi aur yahi rulaai hai,
Isi me hote kasme wade saare,
Aur isi me hoti bewafai hai.
Wo mohabbat hi hoti hai,
Jab aankhon me koi samati hai.
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
Mohabbat me sab majboor hote hain,
Kabhi paas to kabhi door hote hain,
Par job hi ho jaye samaa,
Wo ishq ke nashe me choor hote hain.
Jab yaaden zannat ban jaati hain,
To wo mohabbat kehlati hai,
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
Jab koi bediyon ko payal kar jaati hai,
Har jhalak uski,kayal kar jati hai.
Jab hota uska mehfil me aana,
Uski har ada hume bas”ghayal”kar jati hai.
Wo mohabbat ki daastan hai ki,
Har saans me kisi ki khusboo aati hai,
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
Maanta hun ki zindagi bhi tadpati hai,
Par mohabbat to jeena sikhati hai,
Zindagi mohabbat nahi ho sakti kabhi,
Par mohabbat zindagi ban jaati hai.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:10 am
Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai
Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai
Usne kaha kon Tumhein hai boht Aziz
Mai NE kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai
Usne kaha konsa Tohfa hai pasand?
Mai NE kaha Wo Shaama Jo AB tak Udhaar hai
Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhao GE?
Mai NE kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai
Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?
Mai NE kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai
December 13th, 2008 at 10:02 am
lova is sweet poison but love is life i am saying
December 13th, 2008 at 10:24 am
o my love bird you wait me
i always wait for ypu
December 15th, 2008 at 5:00 am
har pyar me izhar nahi hota,ye dil yu hi bekarar nahi hota,wo khush rahe hum jilenge,par unke bin dhadkan ka ehsas nahi hota…….
December 19th, 2008 at 6:58 am
kambkhat isaq ne aaj hame rula diya,
jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
mene bhi uaski yaad bhula ne liye pita gaya,
ek din jalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya..
January 12th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
guys be practical comon listen hamesha chaho us ko jo na sirf ap se pyar kare balke seedha purposal ap k ghar bheje ye sab bakwas hota hai larke hamesha larkion se tyme pas karne ke liye bat karte. dont blv on dem. aur yad rakho ap kisi se dil se pyar karo na to wo ap ko zaror milta hai aisa mere sath hoa hai han ye bat alag hai k kisi aur sora mein milta hai. i am engaged n us ko mujh se luv at first sight hoa hai. i dnt blv yar par 2day i am happy very happy.so i luv my fiance alot n alot. so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dnt blv