Funny SMS [Love] - 1
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever
You look so fine!I want to… break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved’s advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.
Love is like war… Easy to start… Difficult to end… Impossible to forget
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People .. Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. .. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More .. But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. .. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me .. & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
Love is Pure .. Love is Sure .. Love is sweet poison .. that Doctors can’t cure
335 Responses to “Funny SMS [Love] - 1”
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February 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
guys be practical comon listen hamesha chaho us ko jo na sirf ap se pyar kare balke seedha purposal ap k ghar bheje ye sab bakwas hota hai larke hamesha larkion se tyme pas karne ke liye bat karte. dont blv on dem. aur yad rakho ap kisi se dil se pyar karo na to wo ap ko zaror milta hai aisa mere sath hoa hai han ye bat alag hai k kisi aur sora mein milta hai. i am engaged n us ko mujh se luv at first sight hoa hai. i dnt blv yar par 2day i am happy very happy.so i luv my fiance alot n alot. so plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dnt blv
February 1st, 2008 at 6:46 am
Sonal Sudhakar Mahajan
Turak Goradakar
MP(madhya Pradesh)
Mai Atul Choudhary
Lonikar
Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta hu
I LOVE YOU
December 1st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Door reh kar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai,Yaad bankar ankoo se behne ki aadat hai,Kareeb na hote hue bhi kareeb pao ge, Mujhe ehsaas bankar rehne ki aadat ha,
November 26th, 2007 at 11:44 am
NADIYO SE KINARE TUT SAKTE HAI,HO GAYA JO MUJHSE JUDA RAAT KE TAARE KI TARAH
MILUNGI US SE KABHI MAIN BHI CHANDNI KI TARAH
AB INTEZAR RAHEGA US RAAT KA MUJHE……
MILENGE JAB HUM CHAND AUR ROSHNI KI TARAH.
I love YOu ……
November 26th, 2007 at 11:04 am
) WAQT KI ANDHI ME TUFAN BADAL JATE HAI
ZINDAGI KE RAHO ME INSAAN BADAAL JATE HAI
BADAL THA NAHI PYAAR KABHI
PYAAR KARNE WALE INSAAN BADAL JATE HAI…..
YADON ME NA DHUNDO HUME
DIL ME HUM BUS JAYENGE
TAMANA HO AGAR MILNE KI
TO “ON†KARO SYSTEM HUM
INBOX ME MIL JAYENGE
Yaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana
November 10th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
pyaar itna karo ki pyaar kisiki jindagi bane
mager pyaar ka voosul yaad rakhna kabhi bandagi naa bane ……..
….. sach …
November 6th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Nazre unhe dekhna chahe to aankhon ka kya khasur,
Har Waqt Khooshbu unki aaye to saanso ka kya khasur,
Waise to qawab puch kar nahi aate,
Phir qhawab unke aaye toh rato ka kya kasur….!
October 30th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
dosta ki raho mein kabhi akelapan na mile,
zindagi mein tumhe kabhi gham na mile,
dua karte hai tumhe jo bhi dost mile,
kabhi humse kam na mile….
October 13th, 2007 at 10:43 am
hey all u don’t try this love ye pyar jo hai wo kahi ka nahi chhor ta bekar ker deta hai insan ko pyar se bacho hud ko dekho or kisi ko na dekho jis ko mill gaya wo khush jis ko na milla wo roeya is lie rone se bahter hai pyar mat keroo…..ok all thankx & bye
October 13th, 2007 at 10:38 am
Hum Hi Mein Thee Na Koi Baat
Yaad Hi Na Tumko Aa Sake
Tumne Hamein Bhula Diya
Hum Na Tumhe Bhula Sakey
Tum Hi Na Sun Sakey Agar
Kisa-e-Gham Sunega Kaun
Kis Ki Zubaan Khulegi Phir
Hum Na Agar Suna Sakey
Shauk-e-Visaal Hain Yahan
Lab Pay Sawaal Hain Yahan
Kis Ki Majaal Hain Yahan
Tum Se Nazar Mila Sakay………..
Kiya Khabar Thi Is Tarah Se Wo Juda Ho Jayega
Khawab Mein Bhi Uska Milna Haadsa Ho Jayega
Zindagi Ki Qaid-e-Gham Se Kiya Nikalogay Usey
Maut Jab Aa Jaayegi To Khud Raha Ho Jayega
Dost Bankar Usko Chaha Ye Kabhi Socha Na Tha
Dosti Hi Dosti Mein Wo Sanam Ho Jayega…………
Uska Parda Hoga Kiya Jiska Ke Parda ” Noor ” Hai
Jo Bhi Usko Dekh Lega Wo Fida Ho Jayega ………
October 13th, 2007 at 10:04 am
pani se pyas na bujhi too maykhane ki taraf ja nikla socha shikayat karo khuda se too khuda bhi tera aashik nikla…..
Kash wOh Nagme HumaY sunayee Na hOte Aaj Unko SUn KAr AanSo0 Na Aye hoTay Agar Issi Tarha Bho0l Hi Jaana thA to Itni Gehrai Saay DiL Main samaey Naa hOtaY………….
KHUDA SaY Tho0ra RaHam KhaReed LaitaY Aap Kay ZakhMo0 Ka MArham Khareed LaiTay Agar Kahi Bikti Kushiyaan Meri to Sari Bech Kar Apka haR Ghum KhaReed LAiTay………..
dil bechain sa hai, sanse ruki ruki si hai,aaj dil mai muje utar jane do, dil ke arman baki hai bohot,yun hi baho mai raat ko guzar jane do………… MY HEART IS BROCK I LOVE U ALL
October 10th, 2007 at 9:51 am
tere lovely eyes
mujpe effect kiya
sub kho neglect kar ke
tuj kho select kiya
October 10th, 2007 at 9:20 am
abhi to tu kali hai tujha chuvunga nahi
abhi to tu kali hai tujha chuvunga nahi
jub tu phool banjayagi to tujha chodunga nahi
October 10th, 2007 at 8:58 am
u na mera dil jala,
u na mera dil jala,
sari duniya kho jala doonga
eak baar has ke to dheek tujha mai meri dulhan bana loonga
October 9th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
dil joo toot gaya to faryad karo ge tum hum na rahey to humain yaad karo gey tum.aj to kehtey hoke waqat nahi,per ek din meray liye waqat se faryad karo ge tum,