Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
February 22nd, 2006 at 1:54 pm
You are funny you have no idea what kind of joy you are spreading every where .keep doing good work .may god blasé you.
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Thank you
February 23rd, 2006 at 9:15 am
these are just LOLZZZ!!!
very very nice work.. keep it up~~!
February 24th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
gd wk kep it up
February 25th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di
per wohi nahi aaye jinko humne udhar di……
February 25th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
February 25th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
February 27th, 2006 at 6:36 am
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
chalo hum teeno picture dekhne chalee
February 27th, 2006 at 6:39 am
gham woh cheez hai
gham woh cheez hai
gham woh cheez hai
jis se kaagaz chipkaye jaate hain
February 28th, 2006 at 6:30 am
Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:31 am
Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
February 28th, 2006 at 6:33 am
Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai….
February 28th, 2006 at 10:21 am
tht wznt bad …. dey were gud…… well heres 1 more :
* App ko chahna aadat hai humari
App se duur rehna majbori hai humari…
Yeh mat samajhna mar jayeen ge tere baghair
app nahii pati tou doujii hai pyari….
1 more:
pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen” PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI … ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI…!”
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :”PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI … ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ……;)!”
March 1st, 2006 at 9:54 am
Hai tu mera dilbara,
Hai tu mera dilbara,
rose lunch me khatahnu dahibara .
March 1st, 2006 at 10:01 am
Jaa rahiho tum kahan jaayoge
lot aao nahito ghut moroge
March 1st, 2006 at 6:35 pm
hi i want some sms jokes
March 2nd, 2006 at 4:18 pm
hi i am anhaj hame dard aur dosti shayeri chaiye
March 3rd, 2006 at 7:45 am
shayad woh aisi hogi
ya phir woh vaisi hogi
jane woh kaisi hogi
jada mat soch teri sapno ki rani
bilkul jassi jaisi hogi
March 3rd, 2006 at 7:48 am
dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai
tufa main sahil badi mushkil se milte hai
yu to mil jate hai raho main magar
aap jaise dost badi mushkil se milte hai
March 5th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
aata hai mujhe yaad,tera wo gujra hua zamana, teri wo sadeli kameez,tera wo fata hua pajama.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:29 am
Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Iss Zamaane Se,
Pyaar Chhupta Nahin Chhupane Se
Paas Aate Ho Choote Ho Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se
Pyar Dil Mein Hai To Laao Zabaan Pe,
Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se.
Tumhein Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,
Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhein Ganwane Se.
Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Poori Huye,
Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se.
Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,
Kya Hoga Ye Dhan Lutane se
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Agar jo dil ki suno ge tu haar jao ge
Hum jaisa pyaar phir kahan pao ge ,
Jaan daine ki baat tu her koi karta hai
Zindagi banane wala kahan se laao ge ,
Jo ek nazar dekho ge tum humain
Tu har taraf sirf hum hi ko paao ge ,
Yaqeen apni mohabbat per itna hai mujhe
Meri chahat ko dekho ge to laut aao ge ,
Meri ankhon ke samandar main dob gaye agar jo
Kahin jana bhi chaho ge tu na ja paoo ge
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 am
A Friend…. (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in “you†(c)alls you just to say “HI†(D)oesn’t give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over to (J)ust “be†with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (W)alks beside you (X)-amines your head injuries (Y)ells when you won’t listen and (Z)aps you back to reality
March 7th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Pyar main soo uljahney hain pyar mat karna’ Jeeney marney ka koi iqrar mat karna’ pyar main yun to kasmey aur wadey bhi hotey hain par inn kasmun aur or wadon ko ham ney to apney dill ko raka hey. who are agree with me contect my e-mail
March 7th, 2006 at 9:32 am
*_*you*____________*you*_*
*you*__*you*_____*you*____*you*
*you*______*you*_*you*_______*you*
*you*__________*you*___________*you*
*you*__________________________*you*
*you*_________________________*you*
*you*____ I LOVE *YOU*_____*you*
*you*____________________*you*
*you*________________*you*
*you*_____________*you*
*you*__________*you*
*you*_______you*
*you*__*you*
*you*
YOU LOVE ME
March 7th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay
Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain
Saamne baithe raho dil ko qaraar aa’aegaa
Jitnaa dekhenge tumheiN utnaa hi pyaar aa’aegaa
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai
Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
March 8th, 2006 at 3:14 am
galat nazar sa dakho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…
March 11th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
SMS Jokes
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!
March 12th, 2006 at 7:42 am
me mar jau to mera shareer jla dena lekin usme se mera dil nikal lena mughe parwah nahi hai dil ke jal jane ki mughe to parwah usme rahne wale ki……….
Dharmendra gupta gwalior—09827546440
March 17th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low karwate hai,
Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apna bill badwate hai,
Hum aap ko SMS karne ke liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwate hai, aur ek aap hai jo bina pade hi hamare SMS delete kiye jate hai
March 22nd, 2006 at 8:21 am
I got up this morning
Unhappy and so blue
I put on my happy face
When I thought of you.
How wonderful to have a friend
That makes me feel so nice
Just picks me up and makes me smile
You’ve done that once or twice.
Friends that are one in a million
Like the friend you are to me
Some one I can depend on
Though your face I cannot see.
Friends don’t come in a package
Can’t be bought in any store
But they are there when you need them
Now who could ask for more.
I would like to say thank you
For giving me a happy face
You are the dearest friend in the world
And no one could take your
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:26 pm
Uchalti Lehro Sun Lo
Khabar Yeh Hum Se Le Lo
Tez Behte Hain Tum Se Hum
Hawa Maghroor Ho To Kya
Teri Raftaar Bhi Hai Kya
Hum Se Toofaan K Niklay Dum
March 26th, 2006 at 3:36 am
Kabhi zaroorat parhy to sabse pehle hamain awaaz dena,Agar koi shaq ho to aazma lena…. Zindagi tumhare liye chorh dengain,Mot hamare liye chorh dena(ashok_ryk2@yahoo.com)
March 26th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Apke chehre pe SWEET smile hai, hath me RAPCHIK mobile hai, mobile me SMS ki jhakkas FILE hai, phir bhi SMS nahi karna ye kya bhav khane ki nayi style hah….?
March 29th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
i think if a person is upset n read this stuff it can make their day.. its awesome its amazing i love it//thnx for making me happy n smile
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:53 am
tu husun ka dewana ,khubsorati kaperwana
tumhary sath dekh kar ye keh raha hay zamana
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:56 am
cha aahy chemistry m physics m cha rakhyo aa
parhi dis shayri un m kedo mazoo aa
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:58 am
na tum milti
na pyaar hota
na izhar hota
na inkar hota
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:02 am
aae yaad tuhjy ta lurk lary pya
pyo yaad nandhpun ta neer wahy pya
likyal ha jeky nala wanan ty
wya uhy mitjy ta ghora ghary pya
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:08 am
tujhy kya pata k kitna pyaar tum se karta hoon
ab bhy her waqt bas tum ko he yaad karta hoon
tum se bicharny ka mujhy koe bhy gum nehy
ab to bas tum se milny ka intaazar karta hoon
April 2nd, 2006 at 12:30 pm
abhhe salo ye pyar kuch bhe nahemuje pata ha ye muft ma chodne k bahana ha
agar kese ko ko \e dout ha to ese no pe reply kare
03003435400
April 4th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
quite intresting mesg
This 1 is for all of you
rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
sms nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile
April 4th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
khudi ko kar buland itna
chada who aise taise
khudi ko kar buland itna
chada who aise taise
khuda ne band se khud
poocha abe ab utre ga kaise.
April 4th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka pata nahin
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka pata nahin
hum janaaza lekar ghum te rahe par
mere lash ka pata nahin
April 4th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka
pata nahin
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka
pata nahin.
hum janaaza lekar ghum
te rahe par mere lash
ka pata nahin
April 5th, 2006 at 7:17 am
ek top seacret hai kisi ko batana mat.
neeche dekho………
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Gangadhar hi Saktiman hai.
April 6th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
gadha bhi na chhuve wo ghaas ho tum,budda bhi khaye wo chawanprash ho tum idiot,stupid bakwaas ho tum, par sachmuch dost ekdam jhakkash ho tum……:
April 9th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
A shayeree karne wale teri shayeri pe tujh ko dad don
abe chup ker werna yaheen na tujh ko lat doon:D
April 12th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Haseeno ke jo lambe baal hote hain
aashikon ko fasane ke ye jaal hote hain
khoon choosti hain ye aashiqon ka
isliye inke gaal lal hote hain
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April 12th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Tum to gairon ki batein karte hon
Humne apne bi azmaye
Log kanton par chal kar rothe hain
Hum nay phoolon say zakham kaye
peace out from C11
April 13th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
i swear to god if i was the first person to look at u i promise i would have kept u in my heart n treat u like an angel n bring all the happiness to u i would neva let ur tears come neva let u feel empty be there for u always. hold u in my arms give u all sort of comfortness tht u need juss one time say yes n i will change the world around u i promise
To my one true love baby i love u, u know that i do ,and sweetness u kno ,that my feelings are true, i love u so much, u’ll never understand, ur my angel, my blessing, my one n only, when I hear ur sweet voice, my heart skips a beat, my feelings for u, are too strong to defeat, please say u’ll alwayz be here, by my side day and night, say u’ll alwayz be my gurl, and ill alwayz be ur man.
md_luv@hotmail.com
416-294-4954
April 16th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Dil mein tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankho mein aansuon ki nami chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna mujhe dhoondhte firoge ek din,
Jab hum ye zindagi chod jayenge.
April 16th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
MOSAM MAST HAI, MAHOUL JABERJEST HAI ..!
SAB APNE KAAM ME MAST HAI !
SOCHA KE TUMHE FONE KERKE GOOD MORNING KAHE
PATA CHALA KE IS ROOTE KE SABHI LINAE VAYASTH HAI.
April 17th, 2006 at 9:19 am
koi dhun mohabbat ki bajne lagi,
wo aaye to mehphil ye sajne lagi,
Socha na tha mere dilne khabi
u acha lagega koi ajanbee,
April 17th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
CHIRAAG JALAYE RAKHNA DOOR TAK RAAT HI RAAT HOGI,
MUSAFIR HUM BHI HAIN MUSAFIR TUM BHI HO FIR KISI MOD PAR MULAQAT HOGI…….
WAITING IN UR REPLY
April 17th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Pyaass bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.
Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.
April 17th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajjaya karta hai,
Tanhai main sheher basaaya karta hai,
Kaisa paagal shaks hai saari saari raat,
Deewaroon ko dard sunaya karta hai,
Ro daita hai aap hi apni baatoon par,
Aur phir khud ko aap hansaaya karta hai.
Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi,
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi,
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal,
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi,
April 17th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Lehar aati hai aur kinare se palat jaati hai
yaad aati hai aur dil mein bas jaati hai
dono mein bass itna hi farak hai ke lehar bewakht aati hai
aur yaad har wakht aati hai
April 17th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
teri subhon par
meri ankhon ki roshni qurbaan
din ke tarap te raston par
meri palkon ke saaye qurbaan
sham ki shital hawaon par
mere daman ke hifaz qurbaan
teri raaton ke andheron par
meri mohabbat ki chandni qurbaan
na chubhen khar (thorns)
raston par tujhe
tere pairon tale meri hatheliyan (hands) qurbaan
teri suni veeran duniyan par
aye humdum mere
meri wafayen qurbaan
April 17th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Ishq ke bazaar mein Ruswai bahot hai,
Pyar ke naseeb mein Judaai bahot hai,
Is tarah baar baar galle na laga karo,
Rah-e-Mohabatt mein tanhayi bahot hai
April 17th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
aankhen agar tumhari hogi to aansu humare honge,
dil agar tumhara hoga to dhadkan humari hogi,
khwahish hai..kafan agar tumhara hoga to lash humari hogi
April 17th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Woh Yaad hi kya ho tumhari na ho,
wo baat hi kya ho, tumhari na ho,
woh dil hi kya jisme dhadkan na ho,
woh zindagi hi kya jis mein tum na h
April 19th, 2006 at 7:04 am
Itna Sara Masala Mila, Bahut Bahut Achchha Laga
Thank you to all of your team member
Khud ko kar Buland Itna ki Himalaya Par jaa Sake,
Himalaya Par Chad Jane ke Baad Khuda Bhi Bande se ye poochhe
KI GADHE AB UTREGA KAISE !!
April 20th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
“Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar ‘dada’ AAshiq na hota.”
April 20th, 2006 at 8:23 am
Maine tujhe pyar kiya
Tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, Man ki shakti
‘BOURNVITA’
Tere pyar ki chot mere dil pe lagi chhaliye
Iodex maliye, Kaam pe chaliye
Ae diwane,
Tujhe kya sujhi door ki,
Shakal payi langoor ki,
Aur tamanna hai hoor ki
Kya kahne hazoor ki.
Tum hoti to ye kahti
Tum hoti to woh kahti
Is baat pe hasti
Us baat pe narraz hoti
….
Shukra hai tum nahi ho.
April 20th, 2006 at 9:29 am
the stuff was very good.
on the present situation of unemployment
hamara timesjob.com aaj kal kharab hai,
kyonki aajkal meri naukri.com par monster.com ka raj hai
April 22nd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
har ghari badal rahi hai………..
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jaldi khrid le
April 25th, 2006 at 6:38 am
my eyes detected…..my haert.
reacted……….. thosand were
rejected ….but U R Selected……..my dear..
April 25th, 2006 at 6:41 am
waqt mile to hamen yaad karlena. pal pal na sahi din me ek bar yaad karlena, dost honga aap ke hazar par hum bhi ek hai itana yaad karlena ………….. AS BIRADAR
April 25th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Laila ku karna ho Impress Majnu ne khaya Minto Fresh
majnu ku karna ho Impress khul de apna dress bole tu
EKDAM FRESH
April 25th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
this is awesome……..keep up the gud work:)
April 26th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Woh Yaad hi kya ho tumhari na ho,
wo baat hi kya ho, tumhari na ho,
woh dil hi kya jisme dhadkan na ho,
woh zindagi hi kya jis mein tum na h
April 29th, 2006 at 11:21 am
dil pe mat le yaar
May 1st, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Aagar talaash karoge o koi aur miljayega..
Par humse jeeyaada tum ko kaun chahega..
Vo tum ko pyar se jarur dekhega..
Par vo nazar hummari jaisi kaha se layega…….
Agar hum na hote to aap ko gazal kaunkehta
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta
A to karishma hai mohabbat ka
Warna phatar ko tajmahal kaun kehta…….
Hum umeed karte hai ki aap sab log go ko mere a shayari pasand aai hogi aur chahiye to hum ko chatting ya email kare ok Allahafiz
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:11 am
mainay chaha khushi say karloon kum
mainay ass lagaye eumeed lagayee
mainay yar ki deed per eid manai
meri har umeed toot gaye eaur kargayee meriz zindagykokum…..
meray dil ki nagri main andhaira hai
har simt yadoon ka basaira hai
guzri yadain bachpan ki
rah gayeen woh yadain aur rah gayee hum
mera yaar mujh say roth gaya
woh sheesha dil bhi tott gaya
Bye Maqsood Lover phone Number:0093 70394550
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:15 am
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you because you have done more than any creed could have done to make me good, and more than any fate could have done to make me happy.
You have done it without a touch, without a word, without a sign. You have done it by being yourself.
call me 0093 70 394550 Afghanistan
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:16 am
i wish a wish that wish to be ur tears. to be born in ur eyes. to move on ur cheks and to die in ur lips.
and if u where my tears i would never cry bexi never wana lose u ok
call me 0093 70 394550 Afghanistan
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:19 am
Dil ki surkh diwarun pe
nam hai tera nam
(HIMESH TERA NAM)
Ager 2 Dil Hotey Seeney Main
To Aik Main Sirf Tu he Tu Hoti
Aur Dusrey Main Terey Liye Meri Mohabbat
Ager 2 Dimaag Hotey Mere Sir Main
To Aik Main Sirf Teri Tasweer Hoti
Aur Dusrey Main Tera Tasawur
Ager 2 Zabaan Hoti Mere Mu (mouth) Main
To Aik Pe Sirf Tera Ziker Hota
Aur Dusrey Se Tera Naam Jhapta
Kaash Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Ke
Tu Bhi 2 Hoti Jo Aik Ager Inkaar Kardet
“Kabhi kabhi un raston par
jin par kabhi ham aur tum
chalty thy tham kar haat aik dojey ka
muhabbat ki ham kahty thy qasam
kay na hon gay juda aik dojey say kabhi
tum mujhy aur main tumhay dilaty thy yaqeen
ye rasta jo tha na kabhi kahatm honey wala
muhabbat khloos aur yagangat wala
woh jo aik peerd tha borey bargad ka
usi kay seeney may raaz tha hamari muhabbat ka
usi ki chaon may beth kar tumney
yaqeen dilaya tha apni muhabbat ka
ab kabhi un rastoon par jati hon
to yaad aaty hain woh beety huway pal
woh darakht pochtyhain tumhara
kehty hain kya aie ho mil kar
ab un ko main kya sunaon apni dastan
ye rasta tha aagay doraha
aik par main kahri reh gai akyli
dosrey par chala gaya woh haat chura kar
call me 0093 70 394550 Afghanistan
or Email me mhf_ramin@hotmail.com
and mhf_ramin@yahoo.com
May 3rd, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Habju sadi takdir asain hanjuain vich rol jana asi tohanu omar bhr yaad rakhna tusi sano holi holi bhol jana !!
May 3rd, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Habju sadi takdir asain hanjuain vich rol jana asi tohanu omar bhr yaad rakhna tusi sano holi holi bhol jana !!
Nice work keep it up
May 4th, 2006 at 7:28 am
MEINE TUJHE PYAAR KIYA ANGLE BADAL BADAL KAR TERE BAAP NE MARA MUJHE SANDAL BADAL BADAL KAR
May 4th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
when u kiss a girl……dont be hesti do it slowly n make it tasty
May 5th, 2006 at 5:36 am
tera chehera…
tera chehera moti ke saman hai
tera chehera moti ke saman hai aur
moti mere kute ka naam hai !
May 9th, 2006 at 6:15 am
A CHAND TERE PASS EK CHANDNY HAIN LEKIN MERE PASS TERI CHANDNY KI DADI HAIN
May 12th, 2006 at 5:44 am
ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
May 18th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Pyar Kha Intizaar
tumhare intizaar mein humne
ro ro kar tub bahar deeh
tumhare intizaar mein humne
ro ro kar tub bahar deeh
aur tum bewafaa sanaam aiye
aur usme naha khe chalege
aab hum kya kare
humtho letege use tub mai
use tub mai maine aisa dupkee mara
use tub mai maine aisa dupkee mara
ki hum wapas khabi nai aiye
aab humare aathma use tubme hamesha raihenge
aur tumko hamesha sathegi
aab ishe tarar tumbi maroge
jaise khi maine tarapte
tarapte dum tora
tum bhi use tara tarapte
tarapte maronge
By:
Reshna n Seshna Singh
May 23rd, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Mobile SMS
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
( Hey guys if u don’t mind puttin in some more English jokes in as well pls. its jus that m not really gd at readin, so pls … thnx you)
May 27th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
jab anchal raat ka lehraye aur sara aalam so jaye tum mujse milne shema jalake taajmehal me aajana
May 29th, 2006 at 4:45 am
A wish in a corner deep in my heart,
2 b friends 4ever n never be apart,
hope this has a longer life 2 liv,
trust is the only thing my heart can give!
May 29th, 2006 at 4:46 am
Meri dosti ka jo hisaab lagaoge
to meri dosti ko behisaab paooge
pani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti
zara si thes lage to dhoonte reh jaoge..
May 29th, 2006 at 11:36 am
5′5 jiski height ho,
Jeans jisco tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein differenc slight ho,
Thodi see who quite ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid mein sab hahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidish ho,
Sas ki seva jiska khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Padoshi jab baat kara to hath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dona mein kabhi na fight ho,
Milane ka baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe “Guru, Tum Right Ho”,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent right ho,
Agar Aisi apni wife ho,
To kya hasin life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho, Aisi apni wife ho…….
May 29th, 2006 at 11:37 am
AIE BARISH JARA THAM KE BARAS’
JAB MERA YAAR AAYE TO JAM KE BARAS,
PAHLE NA BARAS KI WO AA NA SAKE,
FIR ITNA BARAS KI WO JA NA SAKE.
May 29th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it’s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!
May 30th, 2006 at 9:33 am
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet
say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kuttey ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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MUJH KO NAYA ZAMAANA HAIRAT MEIN DAALTA HAI
“JIS KA GALA DABAOON AANKHEN NIKAALTA HAI”
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
tna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye
Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay
Beemar Bacteria…..HOW R U???
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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
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.-”’-.,.-”‘-. +
( ! SWEET ! *
+ “. DREAMS .” (
* . “‘-.,.-’” + .
Regards
M.Irfan Shaikh
JR. OFFICER
UAE EX CHANGE CENTRE
Laison Office
Karachi, Pakistan.
Tel # 021-2627504
Mobile # 0334-ca558ab
E-MAIL : irfanshaikhji@yahoo.com
May 31st, 2006 at 4:30 am
Duur se dekha to bakri ghaas kha rahi thi,
Duur se dekha to bakri ghaas kha rahi thi,
Paas aake dekha to bhi bakri ghaas kha rahi thi,
Duur ase dekha tha to durbin se dekha tha
June 1st, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
June 1st, 2006 at 7:51 pm
………….Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
khake paan paro boli,”shukriya Bhaijan”
June 1st, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
June 1st, 2006 at 7:57 pm
ek kutta ek bachche ko buri tarah chat raha tha uski maa ghabrai hui aai aur puccha are beta kahin kutte ne tumhe kaatha to nahin.
bachcha bola: nahin abhi to.. sirf chhakh raha tha.
June 2nd, 2006 at 9:10 am
Dil to pagal hai what can I do…
Kuch kuch hota hai when i think about you…
Hum aapke dil mein rehte hai cause I love you…
Live brings Khabhi Khushi Khabhi Gham…
How long it last Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
But always Hum Saath Saath Hai…
Who knows Kal Ho Na ho..
But always remember honey..Main Hoon Na…
Devdas ke bap ne kaha, ghar chor do..
Maa ne kaha, Paro ko chor do..
Paro ne kaha, sharab pina chor do..
Tumhe kisne kaha sms karna chor do..?
Khuda se scooter manga..car di
Apartment manga..bangla diya
Dost manga tho tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kiya…
June 3rd, 2006 at 8:00 am
Shaitaani rooh jab bedaar hoti hai kameeno mein…..
Murde bhi ghabra jaate hain apni zameeno mein……
Wo jab chalti hai to raah mein 100 100 k note bicha deta hoon
Wo jab chalti hai to raah mein 100 100 k note bicha deta hoon
Aur uss ke jaane k baad wahan se utha leta hoon……..
Wo sadak ke uss paar thi
Hum sadak ke iss paar thay
Kuch wo aage barhi
Kuch hum aage barhe
Wo kuch aur aage barhi
Hum kuch aur aage barhe
Ab hum sadak ke uss paar thay
Aur wo sadak ke iss paar thi…….
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Ammi ne mujhe samjhaayi nahi
Main kese meethi baatein keroon
Jo mere mouh mein mithaai nahi
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Jo taareh jhimil karte hain
Kya unn ki chachi taai nahi
Hoga koi rishta sooraj se
Ye baat humein batlaayi nahi
Par chanda kesa maamoo hai
Jo ammi ka wo bhai nahi
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi…..
Wo larki kitni pyaari thi jisse maine aankh maari thi
Wo jooti kitni bhaari thi jo uss ne mujhe maari thi.
Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko
Arey Nuclear ka zamana hai BOMB se ura do saale ko
Dil ke armaan aansoo-on mein beh gaye….
Unn ke bacche hum ko maamoo keh gaye..
June 3rd, 2006 at 8:48 am
Hum na hote to gazal kaun kehta
Tera is chehre ko kamal kaun kehta
Mohabbat me aisa jadoo hai warena in pathroo ko
Taj Mehal kaun kehta.
June 4th, 2006 at 8:45 am
“JINDAGI CHAH KAR TERI BAJAM MEIN LAATI HAI MUJHE…
YE ZAMEEN CHAND SAY BEHTAR NAZAR AATI HAI MUJHE…..
SURKH PHOLON SAY MAHAK JAATI HAI DIL KE RAAHEIN…
DIN DHALE JO TERI AAWAJ BULATI HAI MUJHE…”
June 4th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya,
Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya,
Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan,
Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya
June 6th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
Dosti Nazaro se ho to Kudrat kehte he,Sitaro se ho to Jannat Kehte he,Husnse ho to Mohobat Kehte hai aur Dosti Aapse ho to use Kismat Kehte hai.
Dard kesa bhi ho,aankh nam na karoo Rat kali sahi, koee gham na karoo Ik sitara bano,jagmagate raho zindagi main sada muskerate rahoo . for this site
June 6th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
suna hai ishq mei mushkil hai matric karna
result kuch bhi sahi farm bhar kar dekhte hai
June 6th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
tujhe dekha to yeh hyaal aaya,
tujhe dekha to yh hyaal aaya,
ke paaglo ke stock mein naaya maal aaya
June 7th, 2006 at 2:16 am
CAN U GUYS PLEZZZZ TRANSLATE SOME OF THESE I DONT REALLY GET THEM
June 8th, 2006 at 7:07 am
1. tujhe dekha to ek khayaaal aya
tujhe dekha to ek khayaaal aya
tujhe dekha to ek khayaaal aya,
teri saheli ko dekha to dusra khayal aya
June 8th, 2006 at 7:11 am
jee karta hai teri jheel si neeli aankhon mein dubki lagaalun,
jee karta hai teri jheel si neeli aankhon mein dubki lagaalun,
jee karta hai teri jheel si neeli aankhon mein dubki lagaalun,
………………. chhhapaakkkkkkkkkkk.
June 9th, 2006 at 5:42 am
wo aaye hamare kabr per diya bujha ke chal diye,
wo aaye hamare kabr per diya bujha ke chal diye,
diye mein jitna tel tha sar pe lagaa ke chal diye
June 9th, 2006 at 5:44 am
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
duur se dekha to sher khada tha
isiliye paas gaya hi nahin.
June 12th, 2006 at 4:44 am
teri yaado me na so paye rat bhar,
karwate badlte rahe subhah tak,
kabhi to aaogi mile ne muje ,
jindgi me kuch palbhar
June 12th, 2006 at 10:19 am
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:48 am
chandni hoti chand se sitarose nahi
pyar hota ek se hajaro se nahi
June 17th, 2006 at 6:16 am
woh hame dekh rahe tehe tirchi nazro se
ham madhosh ho gaye
woh hame dekh rahe tehe tirchi nazro se
ham madhosh ho gaye
jab hame pata chala ki unki nazre hi tirchi hai
to hum behosh ho gaye.
June 17th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Bathunga or jab soochunga , wo har ek din har ek pal yaad aiga,
uthengy umangey dil may ek sama sa bandh jaeyga ,
loteyga to nahin, par reh reh kar har ek lamha yaad aiga
By Amitkumar
June 18th, 2006 at 8:18 am
phool hu mein gulab ka, chambeli mat samjhna. yaar hu mein aapka, saheli ka mat samjhna~!!
June 21st, 2006 at 3:35 pm
saas apni bahu se :- karamjali 8 saal baad baccha hua wo bhi ladki
bahu :- chup kar budhiya tere bete ke bharose rahti to ye bhi na hoti !
June 29th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
mint jokes keep it up this is for u who love
PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
Char DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
June 29th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life….
• Tu kaatil tera chehra kaatil
Chehre ka ye kala til bhi katil
bhool kar bhi kahin tum dekh na lena aaina
k kahin mar na de katil ko katil
• Tapat Sooraj mein hoti hain
Tadapna sabko padta hain kasoor aankhon ka hota
hai Tadapna dil ko padta hai
July 1st, 2006 at 8:44 am
kisi ne kisi ko rulaya kiyu jata he ,
apne aap par se vishavash kiyu uthne
par majbur kiyu kiya jata he,
kiya yahi pyar hota he to wo kiyu hota he,
ye pyar ……..
July 6th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Keep your eyes on alll
But think about one
Give your hands to all
But heart to one
July 7th, 2006 at 6:10 am
all good jokes and shayaris . I like them. It is a relief to read after hard day work
July 7th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
hi,
rajesh
July 7th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Manzilein bhi us ki thi ,rasta bhi us ka tha,ek main hi akela tha kafila bhi us ka tha,
Sath sath chalne ki souch bhi us kit hi ,phir rasta badalne ka fesla bhi us ka tha,
Aj kuon akela hun dil sawal karta, haae,log to us k the hi keya khuda bhi us ka tha
July 9th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
saba use kahna,,,,
saba use kahna k tanhaiyan daman se aa kar laptne lagi hien
wahshtien pher se ruh ko dasne lagi hien
tum se mumkin ho to bas…
ghari do ghari
ke liye chali aao
ek pal hi sahi
chaen to aae gha.!!
bholna tujhe asaan nahi ae dost,
bas itna hi yaad aa k mien chaen se soo sakoon.
sab duaon mien yahi harf e asar piyara lage,,,
umar bhar tujhe chahoon aur tu umar bhar piyara lage
July 12th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
is dard ki koi daba nahi,
duyon ka koi asar nahi,
yeh ha aisa rog,
jiska koi ilaz nahi.
July 12th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
ham tha jiska shara,
woh na hua kabhi hamara,
dubi jab pyar ki kasti,
tab dekha hum tha kinare.
July 14th, 2006 at 7:20 am
ek ladki the or ek ladka the ek dine vah relee ja raahe the baki sab baad main
July 16th, 2006 at 11:45 am
na namaz ki khabar rahi na sajda mujhse adaa hua
itna mast karge gayi teri yaad a kar namaz me.
mat muskurao ke puhlo ko khabar lag jaye
wo tumhari tarief kare or tumhe nazar lagjaye .
hope u like it
July 17th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Woh aaine jo tujhe kam pasand karte hain,
Woh jante hain tujhe ham pasand karte hain.
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all jokes and shyar are 1000000000000000 times very gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
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app sab aise hi likhate rahein aur ham padhte rahein.
a.sharma
July 18th, 2006 at 8:44 am
ser pe lahu, cherey pe rait,, arj kiya hai, ser pe lahu cherey pe ret,,sajana ne phool mara gamla samet,,
July 19th, 2006 at 2:46 am
Namaskar! ye MALE/FEMALE janch sewa hai. Agar aap purush hai to 2 msg kare.. Mahila ho to 1 msg kare, inme se kuch nahi to kuch na kare,
July 19th, 2006 at 8:58 am
pani main pathar mat pheko
koi pani pita hai
pani main pathar mat pheko
koi pani pita hai
apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
July 19th, 2006 at 8:59 am
dabbe pe dabba dabbe pe khargosh
budeh ne ankh mari budhi behosh
July 19th, 2006 at 9:02 am
Tum hamesha….
Muskurate raho
Muskurate raho
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mera kya jayega?Log tumhe hi pagal samjhenge.
July 19th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
July 20th, 2006 at 10:31 am
mere dardo ki tujhe aise saza mille
ki tujhe zor se potty aaye
or karne ki jaga na mille!!!
July 20th, 2006 at 11:22 am
gulfate mohabbat me tere baap ne mujhe itna pita ,tan ki shaki man ki shakti ‘BORNVITA’ 9324353692
July 21st, 2006 at 3:07 pm
main har waqut bas tume hee yaad karti hoon
tera naam laker yahi ikraar karti hoon,
agar khuda bhi muje aa ke puche to keh dongi
woh mera hain main use bouth pyaar karti hoon.
kiranportugal@gmail.com
July 21st, 2006 at 3:23 pm
hamesha tumko chaha aur chaha kuch bhi nahi tume dil ne hain pooja aue pooja kuch bhi nahi.,……………………….
July 22nd, 2006 at 11:40 am
sheron shayari mein tu sabka bhatija hai,
sheron shayari mein tu sabka bhatija hai,
lekin tujhe yeh nahi malum ki tu toh,
mere fate huye nirodh ka natija hai.
July 25th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Chand se pyari chandni
chandni se pyari raath
raath se pyari dosti
dosti se pyari aap
July 26th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasy hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hai! khana padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple
Hungry Kyaaaaaa…………..!!!!!!!!!!
July 29th, 2006 at 6:54 am
ye jo diwane se do-char nezer atay hain,
isme kuch sahebay israr nezer atay hain,
teri mehfill ka bherham rekhtay hain so jatay hain,
werna ye sare to bezzar nezer atay hain,
door tak koi sitar hain na koi jugnu,
fir bhi ummid ke asar nezer atay hain,
kal jinhay chu nehi sakti thi sitaro ki nezer
aaj woh ronkay bezar nezer atay hain,
shaiher main kon tery gewahi dega ai abbas-ali,
yeha seb uske terfdar nezer atay hain
July 29th, 2006 at 7:00 am
menzile bhi uski thi,
rasta bhi uska tha,
bes main akaila tha,
aur kafila bhi uska tha,
sath sath chelnay ki soch bhi uski thi
fir rasta bedlne ka faisla bhi uska tha
aaj main akela hu dill sewal kerta hain
mana woh sare log uske thay to kiya khuda bhi uska tha
July 29th, 2006 at 7:02 am
Hum kaise Tumse Nazren Milayen Jani………
Hum kaise Tumse Nazren Milayen Jani………
Hum kaise Tumse Nazren Milayen Jani………
Hum kaise Tumse Nazren Milayen Jani………
Meri Baanyi Aankh Kani..Teri Daayin Aankh Kani..
July 30th, 2006 at 10:03 am
TO sanju_baba\
dard tumhara itna gehra hai ki
tum zakhmi ho gaye
dard tumhara itna hi gehra hai ki
tum zakhmi ho gaya
ilaz ke liye kahate ho
to phir
“DETTOL”kiu nahi lagaye.
thank you “shayaro ki shayari”. i like your site.
July 30th, 2006 at 10:18 am
to sanju_baba
jab kinara dekh kar bhi dube ho tum
tab main sirf yehi kaha sakta ho ke
zindegi ke mor pe sab zada bewakoof ho tum……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
August 2nd, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…who who who
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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai
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Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.
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Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,
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Tere saamne khoon se khat likh kar tumhein dikhaadoon
aa bekhabar tujhe parakhne ka andaaz sikhaadoon
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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
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tera dil ma mere sasoon ko pnah mil jay tera ishq ma mere jaan FANAA ho jay.!
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DHARTI SO RAHI HA , AASMAN SO RAHA HA , DHARTI SO RAHI HA., AASMAN SO RAHA , nonsense!YE SAB KAY HO RAHA HA………..:)
****************************************************************lamha lamha waqt guzar jayeya , chand lamhon main exam a jayega,abhi bhi waqt ha,do line padh lo…warna pass kya MUNA BAHI karvayega…..!
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ekbar hamara aansun hamse puch baithaâ€hume roj roj kyun bulate ho†hum ne kahan,
“hum yaad to unhi ko karte hain tum kyon chale ate ho�??
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Jab mhe dekhu my dil start flying
mse bat kare tho I keep trying
jab door jaye I fell like crying
are itna tension mat le I was joking………..
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E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
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bajai pyar ke shabnam meri gulistan..baraste rehti hai har dil mauth ki
sahari…..syarlo si olaj parthe hai meri ankhien…koi nahi koi bhi nahi jo
badlaye kinti deer ojalo ke rahate…koi bhi nahi ek koi bhi nahi na pass na
door ek pyar hai dil ke darkhan…apni chahat ka jo illan kya jathi
hai…zindagi hai jo jeye jathi hai..honth ki ghont lye jathi hai..khab kanto
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Dil Ke Jis Kone Mein Kabhi Basti Thi Tu,
AAj bhi Wo Kona Tera Intazaar Karta Hai ,
Bhool Ke Jaane Waale Bhool Na Jaana , Aaj Bhi koi Tera Intazaar Karta Hai.
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August 3rd, 2006 at 7:38 am
Ek budhiya bachpan me mar gayee.
August 3rd, 2006 at 7:46 am
tum milo na milo , na milne ka koi gam nahi. tum pass se gujar jaoo, milne se kam nahi. mana ki kadar nahi tumhe hamare lakin unse poochooo jinhe hasil ham nahi….
August 4th, 2006 at 5:59 am
Teacher: Bacho kasam khao kbhi Sharab/Cig. nahi Pioge, Non-Veg nahi khaoge, ladki nahi chhedoge, desh ke liya jan dedoge…
Bachche: Dedenge, aisi jan ka krenge bhi kya?
August 8th, 2006 at 10:55 am
KHAMOSI KA MATLAB INKAR NAHI, INKAR KA MATLAB HAR NAHI, KIYA HUA AGAR TUMHE PA SAKA, PANAHI THO SHIRF PYAR NAHI.
U GUYS R 2 GOOD.
August 8th, 2006 at 11:02 am
AE DIL KISIKI YAAD ME RONA FIZUL HAI! ANSHU BADE ANMOL HAI, IN HAI KHONA FIZUL HAI, RO THO UNKE LIYE JO TUMPER NISAR HAI,UNKE LIYE KIA RONA JINKE ASHIK HAZAR HAI.
KUCH SADY SADY CHAIYE
August 9th, 2006 at 4:50 am
1+1=2 eyes looking for u, 12+12=24 hours thinking of u,
3+4=7 days in week missing u, 11+1=12 months i always need
a sweet friend like u
August 9th, 2006 at 9:22 am
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
August 10th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
tum ko dekha to ya khayal aaya,
tum ko dekha to ya khayal aaya,
tum ko dekha t ya khayal aaya,
aur baju vali ko dekha to dusrakhayal aaya
August 10th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Tu pee jitna chae itna pee
Tu pee jitne chae itna pee
jab tara nikal jayage jee koi nahi kahaga tu pee.
August 10th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Jab aashiq ka janaja nikla to use dekhna ke liya puri duniya nikle pan vonahi nikle jiske liya janaja nikla.
Rajesh Patel
August 11th, 2006 at 6:38 am
hum naa hote to gazal kuon kaheta tumhare pyaare se chahereko kamal kuon kheta ye to karishma hai khudrat ka warna phatharko taj mahel kuon kaheta
August 11th, 2006 at 6:40 am
karam kar ilahi bada nazuk zamana hai
diloun mein hai dushmni bazahi dostana hai
August 11th, 2006 at 7:10 am
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE
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Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
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tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay
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woh bewafa hai to kia howa
mat kaho bura us ko
jo howa so howa
khush rakhy khuda us ko
August 12th, 2006 at 6:48 am
chalo na rah me aise lage thoker to gir jao abhi bhi wakt hai yaar mohbbat se samhal jao
August 12th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
TANGE UTHA KE KARO,TANGE FAILA KE KARO, GHUMA GHUMA KE KARO,SANSE ROK KE KARO, JITNA KAROGE UTNA HALKA MEHSOOS HOGA…..
BABA RAMDEVJI KA YOGA.
August 12th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
hade gham hastiuon se ghuzar kuon nahi jatein
jab jina nahi aata to mar kuon nahi jaatein
jana hai us paar to tuonfan hi mileinge
darte ho to kashtiuon se uter kiuon nahijatein
August 15th, 2006 at 9:00 am
jee chahata hai lelun teri….musibatein tamam ko
tujhe dekh kar khada ho jata hai…haath mera tamaam ko
August 15th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Subhan allah………….
Phool khilte hai baharo ka samaa hota hai,
aise mausam mein hi to pyar jawan hota hai,
dil ki baat hotho se nahi kahi jaati,
ye fasana to AANKHON se bayan hota hai…
August 16th, 2006 at 8:39 am
KAUN KEHTA HAI K SHARAB KHARAB HOTI HAI,
KAUN KEHTA HAI K SHARAB KHARAB HOTI HAI,
JAB HUM PEE KAR NIKALTE HAI TO JANAAB JANAAB HOTI HAI
August 16th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
“Khudha Kisi Ko Kisi Per Fidha Naa Kare”
“Fidha Agar Kare Tho Marnetak Judha Naa Kare” Aaameen
August 17th, 2006 at 8:44 am
basti, jungle, parvat sab hansi nazaare doob gaye
do ashk kisi ne aise diye, do janhaa hamare doob gaye
doobna hi jab hamari taqdeer mai tha, to iljaam kisi ko kya de
kabhi bin maanjhi ke doobe kabhi maanjhi ke sahaare doob gaye
August 17th, 2006 at 8:52 am
dil ka ashiyana nahi sajte bagoomain phool nahi khilate
humari ek pasand se toot jayenge? hazaroo dil, tabhi to hum
koi girl firnd nahi banate.
August 17th, 2006 at 9:00 am
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उठमेरी जान…
August 19th, 2006 at 6:25 am
thanks fr shayari…
unki ek jhalak ne humko deewana kar diya
humko laga ki maykhane ka pamana bhar diya
kahin unko hamari nazar na lag jaye
esliye humne unhe zamane se nazarband kar diya
August 19th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
tu roz yaad aye to kya karu dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu dil karta hai tujhe roz dekhu par madari tujhe roz na laye to kya karu
August 20th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
nazar sanam ko nazar ne ek din,
nazar ladhate nazar ne dekha,
padi nazar jab nazarke upper
nazar ko jhukte nazar ne dekha
August 21st, 2006 at 6:10 am
apki jindgi me koi gam na ho
apki ankhe kabhi kabi nam na ho
apko mele jindgi me har kushi
bhale hi us kushi me hum na ho
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:42 am
Dosti ki Kadar karte hai itna.
Asman me sitare ho jitna,
Yakin na ho to Call ka ke dekh lo,
Baat karenge Aapke mobile ke Balance ho jitna..
August 23rd, 2006 at 7:39 am
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them.
She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry.
Please come in and have something to eat.”
“Is the man of the house home?”, they asked.
“No”, she replied. “He’s out.”
“Then we cannot come in”, they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
“Go tell them I am home and invite them in!”
The woman went out and invited the men in.
“We do not go into a House together,” they replied.
“Why is that?” she asked.
One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success,and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”
His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?”
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.
She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”
“Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife.
“Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
“Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.”
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also
got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
“I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?”
The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!”
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:41 am
gayee raat azib mazaak mere saath hooyee
mere ghar ko chhod kar saare shahar mai barsaat hooyee
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:43 am
saare shahar mai hai charaga, ek mera hi ghar hai becharag
tishnigi(andhera) se mere ghar ka pataa chal jayegaa
August 24th, 2006 at 9:54 am
yakeen pe yakeen dilate hai dost,
raah chalte ko bewakoof banate hai dost,
sharbat bol kar pani pilate hai dost,
par kuch bhi kaho bahut yaad aate hai dost!!
August 24th, 2006 at 10:05 am
poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai,
soch ke sath insaan badal jaata hai,
sochte hai ki tang na kare aapko,
magar kya kare soch ke sath plan badal jata hai!!!!
August 24th, 2006 at 10:07 am
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
August 25th, 2006 at 10:35 am
MOHABBAT KE BHI KUCHH USOOL HOTE HAIN
GULSHAN E ISHQ ME CHAHAT KE FOOL HOTE HAIN
MAASHOQAAYEN TO HOTI HAIN HUSN KA DARIYA
HUM AASHIQ TO UNKE KADMO KI DHOOL HOTE HAIN
August 25th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
na jaane badalo ke beech kaisi saajish hui,
na jaane badalo ke beech kaisi saajish hui
mera ghar mitti ka tha mere hi ghar baarish hui.
zindagi ki rahon pe jab aage-aage jaoge
peechhe ek saaya tum hardam paoge,
mudke dekhoge to tanhayi hogi,
agar mahsoos karoge to humko paode.
August 25th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
registaan me ye kashti yuhi to nahi
yakeenan yahan kabhi toofaan aaya hoga
August 31st, 2006 at 10:46 am
Mahak Dosti ki ishq se kam nahin hoti,
ishq se duniya khatam nahi hoti,
sath ho dost to duniya jannat se kam nahi hoti.
Muskurahat aap ki saan hai hamari ,
Akhein ap ki pehchan hai hamari,
rakhna hifajat se apne ap ko,
sansein ap ki jaan hai hamari,
Unke chehre ko ankhon se hata sakte nahin,
Dil ki betabi ki surat dikha sakte nahin,
kitni dilchasp hai mohabbat ki majbooriyaan,
Manjil pas hai aur kadam badha sakte nahin,
September 1st, 2006 at 11:36 am
youn nazrein jhukaake aapne accha nahin kiya,
masoom shayaron ke kalam tootne lage.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:36 am
rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
sms nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
MAA jaisa pyaar mile
September 1st, 2006 at 11:43 am
kyou nazrein jhuki jhuki hai,kyou lab silein hue,
koyee toh raaz qaid hai dil ke maqaam pur.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:46 am
zindagi agar meri ek saans ki hoti,
toh main woh saans tumhaare saath lena chahta.
September 1st, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Har ek paaon mujhe Raundete huye guzre,
Na jaane kaun si manzil ka rasta hoon main.
September 1st, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Mere khuda, Tu ishq mat karna…………Khoob royega
Hum to tere chaukhat pe ayenge……… tu kaha jayega?
September 1st, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Mere Armman Na Bhikhren aise , jaise Bhikhren hai Kaagaz
Gar Yeh Armman bikharh Gaye TOu Meri Zindagi ka kya Hoga
September 1st, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Is dil ke dhadakne ka kuch hai sabub aakhir,
ke dard ne karwat li,ya tumne idhar dekha.
September 5th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
1. phool hoon gulab ka chamali ka nahi , aashiq hoon apka aapki sahali ka nahi .
2. khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gahari ho ki tu roohe to aashoon mere ho , tu saans le to dhadkan meri ho aur khuda kare ki baap tu bane per mehant meri ho.
3.yeh copy nahi copy ka panna hain, tum khush raho yeh meri tammana hain.
September 5th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
jab se tuta hai ye dil , dar lagta hai phir lagane mein
guzar gaya ye waqt hamara , maikhane ke pyalon mein
samjhaya gaya kai bar , shaadi zaroori hai zamane mein
jab zindagi mein nahi rah gayi zara bhi sachhayi ,
to kya nuksan ek or jhoot ko gale lagane mein
September 6th, 2006 at 6:13 am
1. Tu chander mukhi main suraj mukhi ,tu mujh se dukhi main tujh se dukhi ,jaa chat per jakar kud jaa tu bhi sukhi aur
main bhi sukhi.
2. main aapko apni desh ki rajniti ke tarike batata hoon :-
(1) apne desh ki rajneta kehate hain ki jaat -paat par dange mat karo lakin hamare ‘arjun singh ji’ne jaat -paat per hi toh aarkshan kiya hain ,main unse aur aapse puchta hoon kya GOD ne SCHEDULE CAST ko general se kam mind diya hain kya ?
(2) aur ab books mein jat cast ko lutera bata diyan ,yeh jaat -paat par dange nahi to kya hain.
September 6th, 2006 at 6:19 am
1. pehla pyar hamesha dhokha kiyon deta hain ?
2. pehla pyar hamesha insaan bhool kiyan nahi pata ?
3. pehla pyar hamesha dard kiyon deta hain ?
AGAR AAPKO EN QUE. KE ANS. MILE TO MUJHE ISI SITE PAR BATA DENA .
September 7th, 2006 at 8:46 am
dil chahta hai tum say milnay ko tum say payar karnay o tum ko sehnay ko magar kia karoo yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai aaj zoo band rhay gaa
September 7th, 2006 at 8:47 am
mil gay o milgaya
ballay ballay o mill gay o waqai mill gay
kia baat hai bhai us ki yeh sms padhanay wala ik aur baywaqoof mill gaya
September 8th, 2006 at 11:35 am
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, 1 pal ki judai mudat si lagti hai, pehle nahi tha socha par abb sochne lage hai hum, zindagi k har lamhe me teri Zarurat si lagti hai.
Dil se tera khayal Na jaaye to kya karoon, Tu hi bata teri yaad jo aaye to kya karoon, Hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar dekh loon tujhe, Kismat agar woh lamha na laaye to kya karoon
Chaha Tha Unhe Hale Dil Sunana, Chaha Tha Unhe Junoone Mohhabatt Dikhana, Nasme Laye The Hum Dil Kured Kured Kar, Per Alfaaz Bhi Chale Gaye Unhe Dekh Kar
Soe kahan pe? Aankh ne takiye bhigoye hai… Aaj hum bhi kisi ke liye khoob roye hai… Dil ke darvaaze ko har waqt khula rakhte hai… Jaane kis waqt tera bulaava aa jaye… Kabhi khood pe, Kabhi halaat pe rona aaya… Baat nikli, To har ek baat pe rona aaya…
Didar- E- yaar ki tamanna ko machal baithe bahekne hi wale the ki sambhal baithe aarmaan tha tumhe apni daastaan-e- jindgi sunau Tum aaye kareeb to armaan bhi nikal baithe
Aansuo mein raatbhar rona pada , Tere milan se to haath dhona pada , Tera milna tha khwaab mera ; Khwaab laane ke liye sona pada…
Kuchh pal ke liye aa jaao vaapis , Hum dil ki kahaani keh denge… Samje na tum aankho se ; Voh baat zubaani keh denge….
Aaine par bhi parda kar ke dekha humne, Khud ko itna bhi tanha karke dekha humne. Pata chal gaya us roz kitne sacche hain hum, Us roz khud se vada kar ke dekha humne.
door tak sehra samandar ki tarah lagne laga, Doobna bhi ab mukaddar ki tarah lagene laga. Bas eak aaina tootne ki der thi, Main bhi bahar se andar ki tarah lagne laga.
aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base hote, khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate!!!!
Har Na ka matlab inkar nahin hota,jaise nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahin hota. Ye aur baat hai ki hum unhe pa na sake, pyar main sirf pana hi pyar nahin hota
phool hun gulab ka chameli ka mat samazna aashiq hun aapka aapni saheli ka mat samazna
Mat pooch mere sabr ki inteha kahaan tak hai…… tu sitam kar le teri takat jahaan tak hai…. wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi…. humein to dekhna hai to bewafa kahaan tak hai…..
aap se dur bhala hum kaise reh paate, dil se aapko kaise bhula paate,kaash ki aap sanso ke alwava aaine mei bhi base hote, khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate!!!!
Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua jitna karib tha… Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli pera naseeb tha….
Jaane kya mujhse zamana chahta hai, mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai, jaane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chere se, har shaks mujhe azmaana chahta hai
meri cheekhti hui aankhon ne, hai vo manzar dkha, Har yar ke hoton par hansi hathon main khanjar dekha. Is kadar deewana tha roshni ka vo, Abke bar diwali par usne ghar jala kar dekha
Aap rutha na karo humse, mere dil ki dhadkan bhad jaati hain, dil to aapke naam kar hi chuke hai, jaan baaki hain woh bhi nikal jati hai.
Har raat chandni raat nahi hoti, har dost me aap jaisi baat nahi hoti, Na jaane khuda kaun si saza de raha hai, jo aaj kal aapse baat nahi hoti.
Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah, aankhon be bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se, unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah.
Yeh dil tere pyar ka talabgaar bahut hai, kya kare hume aapse pyar bahut hai, kab tak jiyenge yun tanhaiyon me, hume aapke aane ka intezaar bahut hai.
Unko aazmakar dekh liya, ek dhoka khakar dekh liya, kya hua hum hue barbad, unhone to apna dil behlakar dekh liya.
ye socha na tha dil lagane se pehle, ki rone lagenge muskurane se pehle, umeedon ka suraj na nikla na chamka, use grahan lag gaya jagmagane se pehle.
Rone do aaj humko do aankhe sujane de,Bahon me le le aur khud ko bheeg jane de… Hai jo seene me qaid dariya woh chhut jayega,Hai itna dard ki tera daman bheeg jayega….
Ashaq aa jaate hain aankhon me rone se pehle,Har khawab hai tut jaata sone se pehle… Ishq hai gunah yeh to samajh gaye,Kaash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pehle….
Is behte dard ko mat roko,Yeh to saza hai kisi ke intezar ki… Loh inhe aansu kahe ya diwangi,Par yeh to nishani hai kisi ke pyar ki….
Nazron se nazron ka takrav hota hai,Har mod par kisi ka intezar hota hai…. Dil rota hai aur zakham haste hain,Isi ka naam pyar hota hai…
Ishq dariya hai jiska sahil nahi hota,Har dil mohabbat ke kabil nahi hota… Rota woh bhi hai jo duba hai ishq-e-dariya me,Aur rota woh bhi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota…..
Pyar jo karte hain anjam ki parwah kiye bagair,Sachh hi ki pyar andha hota hai… Zindagi gujar dete hain jo ek khushi ke bagair,Sachh hi ki pyar bewafa hota hai…
Zakham humne mohabbat me unki khaye hain,Chiraag raah me unke jalaye hain… Thirak rahe hain woh geet aaj sab ke hothon pe,Jo mohabbat me unki humne gaaye hain…
Nasibon ki baat karne se taqdir nahi badalti,Dilon ke baat karne se dil nahi badalte…. Jo bewafa hai sang-dil beimaan,Unke chahne se unke dil nahi badalte….
Nigahein dar par lagi hain aur hum udas baithe hain,Tere aane ki lekar aas baithe hain…. Yu hi nahi tez hui dhadkan,Aisa lagta hai aap hamare paas baithe hain….
Hum tp pehle sr hi aapke hain,Kya jarurat hai aazmane ki… Yaad na karo to koi gam nahi,Par khawahish na karna bhool jaane ki…
Kuch phool hum par gire, Kuch phool un par gire…. Bas fark sirf itna tha ki woh apni duniya basa rahe the, Aur hum is duniya se ja rahe the….
Pyar kar lia nibhana abhi baaki hai,Pyar ka nazrana abhi baaki hai…. Waqt pade to dena ek awaaz,De denge jaan shayad ab wahi dena baaki hai….
Qatal hua mere dil ka, Aankhon mein sara jahan aa gaya…. Gum is baat ka nahi k qatal hua mere dil ka, Gum is baat ka ki qatilon me unka naam aa gaya….
Jab hume unse mohabbat thi, Tab unhe hamari mohabbat par shaq tha…. Jab unhe ehsaas hua hamari mohabbat ka tab hum par kisi aur ka haq tha….
Mohabbat me imtihaan aasan nahi, Pyaar sirf paane ka hi naam nahi… Mudaatein beet jaati hain kisi ke intezaar me, Yeh sirf pal do pal ka kaam nahi….
Mohabbat ko log gum samajhte hain, Par mohabbat kya hai woh hum samajhte hain… Kuch log ruswa karte hain mohabbat ko, Magar haqiqat kya hai woh to sirf hum samajhte hain….
Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage, Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage…. Aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se,Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage….
Mulaqat waqt ki mehmaan ho gayi ,Nazar ki duniya viraan ho gayi… Kya kare saans bhi meri ab nahi rahi,Yeh zindagi aap pe kurbaan ho gayi….
Aaj phir aaina puchta hai,Ki teri aankhon me nami kyon hai… Jiski chahat me khud ko bhula diya,Uski chahat me kami kyon hai,
Woh mausam wo bahar uske samne kam thi,Saath guzra hua waqt woh fiza kam thi…. Door to aakhir hona hi tha zalim,Kya kare in haathon me saath rahne ki lakirein hi kam thi…
Zindagi zakhmoo se bhari hai Waqt ko Marham banana Seekhlo Harna to Mout ke Samne hai Fill hall Zandagi se jeetna seekhlo
Maut aani hai sabko,Phir bhi apni zindagi ka anjaam chahta hoon… Mujhe unke sahare ki sakht zarurat hai,Phir bhi bas ek pal ke liye unka saath chahta hoon….
sapne unke such hote hain jinke sapno main jaan hoti hai @ pankh se kuch nahi hota hoslon se uddan hoti hai
Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua jitna karib tha… Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli mera naseeb tha….
KAB UNKI PALKO SE IZHAAR HOGA, DIL KE KISI KONE MEIN HAMARE LIYE PYAAR HOGA. GUZAR RAHI HAI RAATEIN UNKI YAAD MEIN, KABHI TO UNKO HUMSE MILNE KA INTEZAAR HOGA.
Main khud hi uski gali se kam gujarta hoon,koi masoom kyo mere liye badnaam ho jaye, ujale hamari yado ke mere sath hi rahne do, na jane kiss gali me meri jendagi ke sham ho jaye.
DHAG SUB ANSON SE DHOYE HAIN JAB BHI TANHA HUYE HAIN ROYE HAIN DIL MAIN KUONKAR NA UGE YAAD TERI DIL MAIN TERE HI KHAWAB BOYE HAIN
teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai, 1 pal ki judai mudat si lagti hai, pehle nahi tha socha par abb sochne lage hai hum, zindagi k har lamhe me teri Zarurat si lagti hai.
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge, Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge, Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge, Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
ABB UMAR HO GAYI HAI DIL KI KITAB MAIN KUCH KHUSK PATON K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA JAZBE TAMAM KHO GAYE LAMHON KI DHOOL MAIN ABB DIL MAIN DHARKANO K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA
MAIN AKELA KAHA TERE WAJOOD KA SAYA SAATH HAI JAWAN RAAT MAI CHAAND CHANDNI KE SAATH HAI DURIYA KAHA DOOR KAR PAATI HAI HUME SAPNO MAI HI SAHI TERE HAATOHN MAI HAATH HAI
Dil hai mohabbat se bhara..phirbhi majboor rahta hu…mohabbat kam na kar dena…ki tumse door rahta hu
girabat ki zindagi ham jiya nahi karte,peecha ham kisika kiya nahi karte ,gar dil me hai mohabbat to keh dena varna dil ham kisi ko diya nahi karte.
Dekh ke Humein woh sir jhukate hai,Bula ke Mehfil mein Nazrein churate hai. Nafrat hai Humse toh bhi koi baat nahi Par Gairon se Mil ke Dil kyun jalate hai.
muskhkilon sa app ki molaqat na ho.udas baitho esi koi baat na ho..dua hai k mehfulon se saje zindagi app ki..bas mujhe pukar lena agr koi sath na ho,
Ankho me aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya, Mitti ke motiyo ko bikhar ne na diya, Jis raah pe pade the tere kadamo ke nishan, Us raah se kisi ko gujar ne na diya
lakho mein ek ho tum zawaab nahi tumhara,tum humein chahte ho naseeb hai hamara,log kehte hai ki chand ka ek tukda ho tum ,par chand ek tukda hai tumhara.
Dekha nahin hain koi tujhsa…, Dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayenge…; Jab tak deedar na ho tera…, Hum marr ke bhi chain se na marr paayenge
jaroorat hi nahi alfaas ki, dosti to cheez hai bus ehsaas ki, paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, door se bhi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki.
Nibhanei seekhi hai dosti saans lene se pehle, na ho yakin to imtihan le lo, hum saath honge tere har mushkil kadam par, yeh jaan niklegi tere aansu nikalne se pehle.
kasme tooti ham khamosh rahe waade toote to dil ghabra utha,bikhare khwabon ne tadap badai aapse to mili hame bewafai.par is dil ne kee hamse wafai dil ka manjar jaahir na kiya. hothon ne kasme nibhaye na gila na shikwa kiya….tab paak rooh ne tanha dil ko samjhaya beijjat na kar apni wafa is kadar mere yaar mohabbat karna ho to apne aap se kar.
meri taqdeer teri mohtaj to na thi meri tasveer ki abha betaaj to na thi woh meri hi nazar thi jisne tumhe pari banaya warna tum mumtaj to na thi…
Chale aao hum tumhe yaad karte hai, ye woh gunaah hai jo hum baar-baar karte hai, jala ke dil me hasraton ke chirag, apke aane ka intezaar karte hai.
Shaam suraj ko dhalna sikhati hai,Shama parwane ko jalna sikhati hai…. Girne wale ko hoti to hai taqleef,Par thokar insaan ko chalna sikhati hai…
Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo Log muth-thi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo
Nazar ko nazar ke ishaaron ne mara,Chaman ko chaman ki bahaaron ne mara….. Yeh dil tha akela aur gum they hazaron,Akele ko mile ke hazaron ne mara….
Milna ittfak tha bichadna naseeb tha,Woh itna door hua jitna karib tha… Use dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi aankhein,Jis shakhas ki hatheli pera naseeb tha….
Humein aasuo se zakhmon ko dhona nahi aata, milti hai khushi to use khona nahi aata, seh lete hain har gum haske, log kehte hain humein rona nahi aata.
dekho awaj dekar paas hume paoge,aoge tanha par tanha na jaoge,dur rehkar bhi tum he pe najar hai meri,haathon se tham lenge jabbhi thokar khaoge.
September 11th, 2006 at 10:27 am
good Shayari
September 11th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Is dil ke dhadakne ka kuch hai sabub aakhir,
ke dard ne karwat li,ya tumne idhar dekha.
September 11th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Mandir Todo, Masjid todo
or todo girjagahr lekin kisi ka dil na todo
kyonki vo hai khuda ka ghar
September 12th, 2006 at 6:43 am
ashiq marte nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain,
qabra khol kar dekho, to intzaar meiN paye jate hain,
aayi thi meri qabra pe, diya bujhakar chali gayi,
baki bacha tha tel, sar per laga kar chali gayi!!!
September 13th, 2006 at 5:18 am
dost,
kya khob likha in lineo me kuch hakikat to kuch maja hai aapki aise kahaniyo me lage raho dost lage raho.
your friend
PRADEEP DIXIT
September 14th, 2006 at 1:36 am
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Is Aas Main Chala Jaaoun Ga Main Ye Jahan Chor Kar
Ke Shayad Mera Marna Hi Kuch Kaam Aaye Ga
Shayad Chali Aaye Tu Us Pal Mere Paas Daur Kar
Jis Pal Tere Paas Meri Maut Ka Paigam Aaye Ga
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Kitna Pyar Karte Hain Hum Un Se
Kaash Un Ko Bhi Ye Ehsas Ho Jaye
Magar Aisa Na Ho Ke Wo Hosh Main Tub Aayein
Jub Hum Bohot Gehri Neend Main So Jayein
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Royein Gi Aankhein Muskurane Ke Baad
Aaye Gi Raat Din Dhal Jaane Ke Baad
O Jaane Wali Zara Mur Kar Dekh Lena
Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe Tere Jaane Ke Baad
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Janaaza Mera Uth Raha Tha
Phir Bhi Takleef Thi Us Ko Aane Main
Bewafa Ghar Main Baithi Pooch Rahi Thi
Aur Kitni Dair Hai Lejaane Main
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Maut Ke Baad Yaad Aa Raha Hai Koyi
Mitti Meri Qabar Se Utha Raha Hai Koyi
A KHUDA Do Pal Ki Mohlat Aur Dede
Udaas Meri Qabar Se Jaraha Hai Koyi
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Aankhon Par Aansoo Ki Lakeer Ban Gayi
Kabhi Socha Na Tha Aisi Taqdeer Ban Gayi
Hum Ne To Pheri Thi Yun Hi Rait Par Ungliyaan
Gaur Se Dekha To Teri Tasweer Ban Gayi
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Khushiyon Par Fizaaon Ka Pehra Hai
Najaane Kis Umeed Par Dil Thera Hai
Teri Aankhon Se Jhalakte Dard Ki Kasam
Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Pyar Se Gehra Hai
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Kabhi To Ki Hogi Suraj Ne Chand Se Mohobbat
Is Liye To Chand Main Daag Hai
Mumkin Hai Ki Hogi Chand Ne Suraj Se Bewafayi
Tabhi To Suraj Main Aag Hai
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Hum Ne Chaha Bhi To Izhar Karna Na Aaya
Kat Gayi Umar Sari Par Humein Pyar Karna Na Aaya
Us Ne Mangi Bhi To Sirf Judayi Maangi
Aur Humein Inkar Karna Na Aaya
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Teri Mohobbat Hum Is Tarah Nibhaayein Ge
Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaayein Ge
Par Maan Jaana Hamare Manaane Se
Warna Ye Bheegi Palkein Le Kar Kahan Jaayein Ge
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Jaao Tum Chahe Jahan
Yaad Karo Gi Wahan
Ke 1 Larka Dunya Main Hai
Jo De Sakta Hai Tum Pe Jaan
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Kaam Aakhir Jazbaay_E_Dil Is
Tarah Aa Hi Gaya
Dil Kuch Is Tarah Se Un Ke Liye Tarpa
Un Ko Pyar Aahi Gaya
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Koyi Aankhon Se Baat Kar Leta Hai
Koyi Aankhon Main Mulaqaat Kar Leta Hai
Bara Mushkil Hota Hai Jawab Dena
Jub Koyi Khamosh Reh Kar Sawaal Kar Leta Hai
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Maut Pe Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Hai
Tum Par Bhi Aitabar Hai
Dekhna Hai Pehle Kaun Aata Hai
Humein Dono Ka Intezar Hai
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Yaad Main Teri Aansoo Bahaata Hai Koyi
Har Saans Ke Saath Tujhe Yaad Karta Hai Koyi
Maut To Such Hai Aani Hai
Lekin Teri Judayi Main Har Roz Marta Hai Koyi
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Zindagi A Zindagi Humein
Tum Se Koyi Tamanna Kab Hai
Main To Is Aas Par Jee Raha
Hoon Ke Marna Kab Hai
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Meri Deewangi Ko Galat Mat Samajhna
Maine Chaha Hai Tumhein Had Se Barh Kar
Meri Zindagi Se Kabhi Door Na Jaana
Maine Paaya Hai Tumhein Haathon Ki Lakeero Se Lar Kar
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Aaj Phir Se Aankhein Num Kyun Hain
Jisay Paaya Nahin Usay Khone Ka Gham Kyun Hai
Tum Se Milkar Bichre To Ehsas Huya
Ke Zindagi Itni Kam Kyun Hai
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Aarzoo Hai Tumhein Door Se Dekhne Ki
Magar Paas Nahin Aana Chahta
Tamanna Nahin Tumhein Apnaane Ki
Magar Khona Bhi Nahin Chahta
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Agar Saath Do To Apne Zakhmon Ko See Loon
Judayi Ke Har Lamhe Ko Ek Ghoont Main Pee Loon
Tum Sirf Pal Bhar Ke Liye Muskura Ke To Dekho
Shayad Isi Bahane Do Ghari Aur Jee Loon
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Aisay To Koyi Bhi Tanha Nahin Hota
Chaah Kar Koyi Khud Kisi Se Juda Nahin Hota
Mohobbat Ko Aksar Majbooriyan Hi Le Doobti Hain
Warna Kehne Ko To Koyi Bhi Bewafa Nahin Hota
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Apne Haathon Ki Lakeero Main Basa Le Mujh Ko
Main Hoon Tera To Naseeb Apna Banaale Mujh Ko
Mujh Se Poochne Aayi Hai Tu Wafa Ke Maani
Ye Teri Sada Dili Maar Na Dale Mujh Ko
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Apne Saare Gham Mujhe Dedo
Main Apni Saari Khushiyan Tumhein Deta Hoon
Jo Sochi Thi Kabhi Khud Ke Liye
Wo Saari Duayein Tumhein Deta Hoon
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Baadal Kitne Khush Naseeb Hain
Door Rehkar Bhi Zameen Par Baraste Hain
Hum Kitne Bad Naseeb Hain
Paas Reh Kar Bhi Milne Ko Taraste Hain
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Bohot Tamanna Thi Pyar Main Aashiyana Banaane Ki
Aashiyana Bana Chuke To Lag Gayi Nazar Zamaane Ki
Ye Un Ki Mohobbat Main Aaj Hain Aankhon Main Aansoo
Humein To Saza Milli Hai Sirf Muskurane Ki
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Be Nishan Manzilon Ke Safar Par
Kabhi Niklo To Jaano Ge
Hum Jaise Musafir
Kyun Ghar Ka Raasta Bhool Jate Hain
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Bara Armaan Tha Tere Sang Jeewan Bitaane Ka
Shikwa Hai To Bus Tere Khamosh Reh Jaane Ka
Deewangi Is Se Barh Kar Kiya Hogi
Aaj Bhi Intezar Hai Tere Aane Ka
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Be Rukhi Se Dekha Tha
Tune Jaane Se Pehle
Bus Yehi Gham Mujh Ko
Sataata Rahe Ga Umar Bhar
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Bhoolein Na Kabhi Aisi Koyi Yaad De Do
Bhoole Se Hi Sahi Kabhi Humein Aawaz De Do
Yahan Maut Ka Kisay Gham Hai
Pal Bhar Ka Tum Agar Saath De Do
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Bhulane Ki To Bohot Koshish Ki Maine
Magar Dil Kahan Bhula Paata Hai
Aur Kiya Saboot Doon Apni Mohobbat Ka
Har Saans Pe Tera Hi Naam Aata Hai
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(31)
Bikhre Ashkon Ke Moti Hum Pro Na Sake
Teri Yaad Main Saari Raat So Na Sake
Bheeg Na Jaye Aansoo Main Tasweer Teri
Bus Yehi Soch Kar Hum Ro Na Sake
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(32)
Chaho To Dil Se Mujhe Mita Dena
Chaho To Mujhe Bhula Dena
Par Ye Vaada Karo Ke Kabhi Meri Yaad Aaye
To Rona Mat Sirf Muskura Dena
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(33)
Chand Ki Chandni Hogi
Sitaaro Ki Baraat Hogi
Wo Din Khush Naseeb Hoga
Jis Din Tujh Se Baat Hogi
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(34)
Chand Taaro Ka Noor Tujh Pe Barse
Har Koyi Teri Chahat Ko Tarse
Teri Zindagi Main Aayein itni Khushiyan
Ke Tu 1 Ek Gham Paane Ko Tarse
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(35)
Chandni Raat Main
Saara Jahan Sota Hai
Bus Teri Yaad Main Ye
Bad Naseeb Rota Hai
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(36)
Chehre Par Banaawat Ka Gussa
Aankhon Se Jhalakta Pyar Bhi Hai
Is Mohobbat Ko Kiya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqrar Bhi Hai
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(37)
Dard_E_Dil Dekho Kitne Gham Jhaile Hain
Un Ko Kiya Pata Dil Main Zakhmo Ke Mele Hain
Un Ki Mehfil Ki Khawahish Thi Mujhe
Dekho Zindagi Main Aaj Hum Kitne Akele Hain
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(38)
Dil Ke Zakham Zuban Par Laaya Nahin Karte
Hum Apni Aankhon Se Aansoo Bahaaya Nahin Karte
Zakham Kitne Hi Gehre Kyun Na Ho
Hum Apne Honto Se Muskurahat Hataaya Nahin Karte
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(39)
Dil Ke Rishte Ajeeb Hote Hain
Bohot Se Laug Dil Ke Kareeb Hote Hain
Meri Tanhayi Ka Zikar Na Kiya Kar
Ye To Apne Apne Naseeb Hote Hain
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(40)
Dil Ki Dharkan Dharka Gaya Koyi
Meri Zindagi Ko Mehka Gaya Koyi
Main To Anjaani Raahon Pe Chal Raha Tha
Achanak Hi Manzil Dikha Gaya Koyi
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(41)
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Koyi Gham Na Ho
Hamari Ye Mohobbat Kabhi Kam Na Ho
Bus Ye Hai 1 Dua Ke Tum Khush Raho
Kiya Pata Hum Agar Kal Ho Na Haun
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(42)
Dil Ko Manaana Agar Hota Aasaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Aise Pareshan
Tanha Na Rehta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Wo Haalat Jo Ho Na Bayaan
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(43)
Dil Ne Tere Pyar Par Majboor Mujhe Kar Diya
Is Jahan Ki Har Khushi Se Door Mujhe Kar Diya
Jis Qadar Dil Tere Paas Aana Chahta Tha
Is Qadar Dunya Ne Tujh Ko Door Mujh Se Kar Diya
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(44)
Dost Ban Ban Ke Milay Hain Mujh Ko Mitaane Waale
Maine Dekhein Hain Log Rang Badalne Waale
Tum Ne Chup Rehkar Sitam Aur Bhi Kiya Mujh Pe
Tum Se To Achay Hain Mere Is Haal Pe Hasne Waale
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(45)
Dosti Naghma Hai Gun Gunaane Ke Liye
Dosti Ghazal Hai Sunaane Ke Liye
Ye Wo Jazba Hai Jo Sub Ko Nahin Milta
Kyun Ki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhaane Ke Liye
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(46)
Dosti Ke Naam Pe Deewane Chale Aate Hain
Shama Ke Peeche Parwaane Chale Aate Hain
Tu Meri Zindagi Main Nahin Aana Chahti Na Aa
Par Aana Meri Mout Par
Us Din To Begane Bhi Chale Aate Hain
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(47)
Duaon Ki Bheek Main Ye 1 Dua Hamari
Jis Main Maangi Hum Ne Har Khushi Tumhari
Jub Bhi Muskurao Jo Tum Dil Se
To Samjho Dua Qabool Huyi Hamari
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(48)
Dunya Se Nahin Tanhayi Se Darte Hain
Pyar Se Nahin Ruswayi Se Darte Hain
Milne Ki To Bohot Chahat Hai Mujhe
Par Milne Ke Baad Judayi Se Darte Hain
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(49)
1 Din Hamare Aansoo Hum Se Pooch Baithe
Humein Roz Roz Kyun Bulaate Ho
Hum Ne Kaha Hum Yaad Un Ko Karte Hain
Tum Kyun Chale Aate Ho
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(50)
1 Lamhe Main Us Ne Zindagi Sawar Di
1 Lamhe Main Us Ne Zindagi Ujaar Di
Kasoor Us Ka Nahin Mera Tha
Jo Un 2 Lamhon Main Maine Zindagi Guzaar Di
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(51)
1 Larki Mujhe Gham Aur Aansoo De Gayi
Jub Mohobbat De Na Saki To Ruswaayi De Gayi
Meri Zindagi Se Jaate Huye Nishaani Ke Tor Par
Kitni Mohobbat Se Mujhe Tanhaayi De Gayi
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(52)
Gham Ka Shikwa Kabhi Na Kiya
Gham To Cheez Hi Aisi Hai
Tum Khush Raho Hamara Kiya Hai
Hamari To Taqdeer Hi Aisi Hai
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(53)
Guzre Huye Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai
Kuch Lamhon Se Aankhein Bhar Aati Hain
Wo Rangeen Shaam Udaas Doob Jaati Hai
Jub Mujhe Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai
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(54)
Haadse Kiya Kiya Teri
Be Rukhi Se Ho Gaye
Saari Dunya Ke Liye
Hum Ajnabi Se Ho Gaye
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(55)
Haqeeqat Samjho Ya Afsana
Begaana Kaho Ya Deewana
Suno Is Dil Ka Fasana
Teri Mohobbat Hai Mere Jeene Ka Bahaana
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(56)
Har Dil Main 1 Raaz Hota Hai
Baat Ko Bataane Ka 1 Andaaz Hota Hai
Jub Tak Thokar Na Lage Bewafayi Ki
Har Kisi Ko Apne Pyar Par Naaz Hota Hai
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(57)
Har Koyi Pyar Ke Liye Tarapta Hai
Har Koyi Pyar Ke Liye Rota Hai
Mere Pyar Ko Galat Mat Samajhna
Pyar To Dosti Main Bhi Hota Hai
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(58)
Har Qadam Par Imtehan Leti Hai Zindagi
Har Waqt Naya Sadma Deti Hai Zindagi
Hum Zindagi Se Kiya Shikwa Karein
Aap Jaise Dost Bhi To Deti Hai Zindagi
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(59)
Mera 1 Inkaar Tere Har Inkaar Se Acha Hoga
Mera 1 Din Teri Har Raat Se Acha Hoga
Yaqeen Na Aaye To Apni Doli Se Jhaank Kar Dekh Lena
Mera Janaaza Teri Baraat Se Acha Hoga
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(60)
Haathon Main Hoti Hai Lakeerein Hazaar
Kisi Lakeer Main Gham Chupa Hota Hai
To Kisi Main Khushiyon Ki Bahaar
Par Na Jaane Wo Kon Si Lakeer Hai
Jis Main Mere Naseeb Main Likha Hai Tumhara Pyar
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(61)
Hum Dosti Ka Farz Nibhaate Rahein Ge
Waqt Be Waqt Aap Ko Sataate Rahein Ge
Dua Karo Umar Lambi Ho Hamari
Warna Yaad Ban Kar Zindagi Bhar Rulaate Rahein Ge
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(62)
Hum Gham_E_ Zindagi Ke Maare Hain
Mohobbat Ki Baazi Hum Jeet Ke Hare Hain
Meri Jholi Main Jitne Pathar hain
Sub Mere Doston Ne Hi Mare Hain
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(63)
Hum Haste Hain To Wo Samajhte Hain
Ke Humein Aadat Hai Muskurane Ki
Lekin Wo Nadaan Kiya Samjhe
Ke Ye Bhi 1 Adaa Hai Gham Chupane Ki
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(64)
Hum Se Door Jaao Gi Kaise
Dil Se Humein Bhulaao Gi Kaise
Hum To Wo Khushboo Hain
Jo Aap Ki Saanso Main Baste Hain
Khud Ki Saanso Ko Rauk Paao Gi Kaise
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(65)
Is Dil Main Aaj Bhi Kisi Ka Pyar Baaki Hai
Is Dil Main Aaj Bhi Kisi Ka Intezar Baaki Hai
Maut Ke Baad Bhi Khuli Hain Aankhein
Kyun Ke Aaj Bhi Kisi Ka Deedar Baaki Hai
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(66)
Is Dunya Main Tumhein Dost Kam Milein Ge
Is Dunya Main Tumhein Gham Hi Gham Milein Ge
Jis Maur Par Dunya Tumhara Saath Chore Gi
Us Maur Par Tumhein Hum Milein Ge
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(67)
Is Udaas Muskurahat Ke
Peeche Gham Ke Mele Hain
Ab Tumhein Kiya Bataayein
Tum Bin Hum Kitne Akele Hain
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(68)
Ishq Karna Aasan Nahin Hota
Dooriyan Barhne Se Pyar Kam Nahin Hota
Waqt Bewaqt Ho Jaati Hain Aankhein Num
Kyun Ke Yaadon Ka Koyi Mausam Nahin Hota
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(69)
Jaan Se Zyada Unhein Pyar Kiya Karte Thay
Yaad Unhein Din Raat Kiya Karte Thay
Ab Un Raahon Se Guzra Nahin Jaata
Jahan Baith Kar Un Ka Intezar Kiya Karte Thay
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(70)
Jub Bhi Tujh Se Milne Ki Taqdeer Nazar Aayi
Mujhe Pairon Main Bandhi Zanjeer Nazar Aayi
Teri Yaad Main Nikal Pare Mere Aansoo
Har Aansoo Ke Katre Main Teri Tasweer Nazar Aayi
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(71)
Jee Raha Hoon Kis Liye Main Is Gham_E_Zindagi Ko
Mar Ke Bhi Keh Na Sakoon Ga Apni Kahani
Chup Raha To Maar Degi Mujhe Meri Ye Tanhayi
Keh Diya To Seh Na Sakoon Ga Main Dunya Ki Ruswayi
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(72)
Jeena Chahta Hoon Magar Zindagi Raas Nahin Aati
Marna Chahta Hoon Magar Maut Paas Nahin Aati
Bohot Udaas Hain Hum Is Zindagi Se
Un Ki Yaadein Bhi To Tarpaane Se Baaz Nahin Aati
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(73)
Jinhein Baar Baar Pyar Hota Hai Wo Pyar Nahin Hota
Ye Aur Baat Hai Ke Tumhein Aitbar Nahin Hota
Agar Ye Aag Hoti Baar Baar Dil Main Lagaane Waali
To Mujhe Aaj Bhi Kisi Ka Intezar Nahin Hota
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(74)
Jis Dil Main Teri Chahat Thi
Us Dil Ko Maine Tor Diya
Badnaam Na Tujhe Hone Doon Ga
Is Liye Tera Naam Hi Lena Chor Diya
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(75)
Kaash Banaane Waale Ne Dil
Sheeshe Ka Banaaya Hota
Kam Se Kam Torne Waale Ke
Haath Main Zakham To Aaya Hota
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(76)
Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Nahin Karna
Kabhi Kisi Ka Aitabar Nahin Karna
Jin Ki Aadat Ho Vaade Bhula Dene Ki
Un Ka Kisi Maur Par Intezar Nahin Karna
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(77)
Kabhi Ro Ke Muskuraye Kabhi Muskura Kar Roye
Teri Yaad Jub Bhi Aayi Tujhe Bhula Kar Roye
Ek Tera Hi Naam Tha Jisay Hazaar Baar Likha Tha
Jisay Khush Ho Kar Likha Tha Usay Mita Kar Roye
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(78)
Kuch Paane Ke Liye Bhi
Kuch Khona Parta Hai
Aur Kuch Paaa Kar Khone
Waale Ko Deewana Kehte Hain
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(79)
KHUDA Ke Liye Ab Be Rukhi Se Kaam Na Le
Tarap Ke Phir Koyi Daaman Ko Mere Thaam Na Le
Zamaane Bhar Main Hain Charche Meri Tabaahi Ke
Main Dar Raha Hoon Kahin Koyi Tera Naam Na Le
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(80)
KHUDA Na Kare Aap Ko Koyi Gham Milay
Khushiyan Aur Hansi Aap Ko Har Dum Milay
Jub Bhi Kabhi Gham Aap Ki Taraf Aaye
KHUDA Kare Raaste Main Usay Hum Milein
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(81)
Khushboo Ki Tarah Aap Ke Paas Bikhar Jaaoun Ga
Sakoon Ban Kar Dil Main Utar Jaaoon Ga
Mehsoos Karne Ki Koshish To Karo
Door Hote Huye Bhi Paas Nazar Aaoon Ga
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(82)
Kisi Ko Mohobbat Ki Sachaayi Maar Daale Gi
Kisi Ko Mohobbat Ki Gehraayi Maar Daale Gi
Mohobbat Kar Ke Koyi Nahin Bache Ga
Aur Jo Bache Ga Usay Tanhaayi Maar Daale Gi
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(83)
Kismat Par Aitbar Kis Ko Hai
Mil Jaaye Khushi To Inkaar Kis Ko Hai
Kuch Majbooriyan Hain Meri
Warna Judaayi Se Pyar Kis Ko Hai
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(84)
Kismat Se Apni Sub Ko Shikayat Kyun Hai
Jo Nahin Mil Sakta Phir Us Se Mohobbat Kyun Hai
Kitne Khare Hain Raahon Pe
Phir Bhi Dil Ko Usi Ke Aane Intezar Kyun Hai
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(85)
Kitna Bebas Hai Insan Apni Kismat Ke Aage
Kitne Benoor Hain Sapne Hakeekat Ke Aage
Koyi Ruki Si Dharkan Se Pooche
Kitna Tarapta Hai Dil Mohobbat Ke Aage
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(86)
Kitna Bhi Chaho Bhool Na Paao Gi Humein
Jitna Door Jaao Gi Nazdeek Paao Gi Humein
Mita Sakti Ho To Mita Do Yaadein Meri
Magar Kiya Sapno Se Juda Kar Paao Gi Humein
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(87)
Kiya Kahoon Tujhe Khawab Kahoon To Toot Jaaye Ga
Dil Kahoon To Bikhar Jaaye Ga
Aaa Tera Naam Zindagi Rakh Doon
Maut Se Pehle To Tera Saath Na Choot Paaye Ga
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(88)
Kaun Kehta Hai Wo Mujh Se Juda Hai
Har Pal Wo Meri Aankhon Main Rehti Hai
Meri Har Saans Main Khushboo Hai Us Ki
Dil Ki Dharkan Bhi Yehi Kehti Hai
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(89)
Koyi Achi Si Saza Do Humein
Chalo Aisa Karo Bhula Do Humein
Tum Ko Bhulayein To Maut Aaa Jaaye Humein
Dil Ki Gehraaiyon Se Ye Dua Do Humein
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(90)
Laug Apna Bana Ke Chor Dete Hain
Rishta Gairo Se Jaur Lete Hain
Hum To Ek Phool Bhi Na Tor Sake
Laug To Dil Bhi Tor Dete Hain
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(91)
Laug Kehte Hain Ki Itni Dosti Mat Karo
Ke Dost Dil Par Sawaar Ho Jaaye
Main Kehta Hoon Dosti Itni Karo Ke
Dushman Ko Bhi Tum Se Pyar Ho Jaaye
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(92)
Manzil Usi Ko Milti Hai
Jin Ke Sapno Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Pankh Se Kuch Nahin Hota
Hauslon Se Uraan Hoti Hai
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(93)
Mat Cheen Apna Naam
Mere Lub Se Is Tarah
Is Be Naam Zindagi Main
Tera Naam Hi To Hai
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(94)
Mehfil Na Sahi Tanhayi To Milti Hai
Milan Na Sahi Judayi To Milti Hai
Kaun Kehta Hai Mohobbat Main Kuch Nahin Milta
Wafa Na Sahi Bewafayi To Milti Hai
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(95)
Main Deewana Hoon
Mujhe Dil Lagi Ne Maara Hai
Mout Ne Chor Diya
Zindagi Ne Maara Hai
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(96)
Maine Maana Teri Aankhein Nahin Khulti Magar
Din Nikalne De Ujaalon Se Preshaan Na Ho
Apni Zulfo Main Utarti Huyi Chaandni Ko Chupa
Mere Bikhre Huye Baalo Se Preshaan Na Ho
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(97)
Maine Us Se Mohobbat Ki
Zindagi Bhar Saath Nibhaane Ke Liye
Us Ne Mujh Se Mohobbat Ki
1 Din Saath Chor Jaane Ke Liye
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(98)
Maine Us Se Poocha Dhoop Main
Baarish Hoti Hai
Wo Haste Haste Rone Lagi
Aur Dhoop Main Barish Hone Lagi
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(99)
Mere Dil Ki Har Dharkan Tumhare Liye Hai
Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai
Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko Churane Ke Liye Hai
Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai
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(100)
Kaajal Ban Ke Teri Aankhon Main Utar Jaane Ki Tamanna Hai
Dawa Ban Ke Tere Har Dard Mitaane Ki Tamanna Hai
Yun To Haasil Hai Zamaane Ki Har Cheez Mujhe
Bus Sirf Ek Baar Tujhe Dulhan Ke Roop Main Paane Ki Tamanna Hai
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September 14th, 2006 at 11:47 am
.-â€â€™-.,.-â€â€˜-. +
( ! SWEET ! *
+ “. DREAMS .†(
* . “‘-.,.-’†+ .
September 16th, 2006 at 6:53 am
Birth is a start of life
buety is a art of life
mystery and risk r part of life
But good friend like u
ARE HEART OF LIFE
September 17th, 2006 at 7:35 am
khwabon mein aayenge sms ki tarah dil mein bas jayenge ringtone ki tarah pyaar kabhi kam na hoga balance ki tarah bas aap busy na rahna network ki tarah
September 22nd, 2006 at 7:28 am
DOOR SE DEKHA TO BARISH HO RAHI THI
DOOR SE DEKHA TO BARISH HO RAHI THI
DOOR SE DEKHA TO BARISH HO RAHI THI
PAAS GAYA TO PAAS GAYATO
BHIG GAYA…………..
September 25th, 2006 at 9:01 am
Gabbaar- Are O re Sambha Ye sms Padhne Wala “INSAN” Hai ki “LANGUR”?
Sambha- Sardar agar reply kiya to “INSAN” , nahi Kiya to “LANGUR”. Abhi Pata Chal Jayega!
September 28th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
FIZA ME MEHAKTI SAAM HO TUM,
PYAAR ME MEHAKTA JAAN HO TUM.
TUMHE DIL ME CHUPAYE FIRTE HAIN,
YE DOST MERI ZINDGI KA DUSRA NAAM HO TUM.
September 29th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Mubarak ho!
Nurse: Mubarak ho, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko mat bolna, main surprise doonga.
Banta, Santa are on opposite sides of a lake. Banta (yells): How to get to other side?
Santa (yelling back): You are on the other side!
Mukesh Sharma
Noida
India
October 1st, 2006 at 4:21 am
Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar,
ittefaq se usi ko chah raha tha main,
ussi diye ne jalaye mere hathon ko,
jisko hawa sww bacha raha tha main…
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:59 am
Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi…
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim…
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi…
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:03 am
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:04 am
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap
October 2nd, 2006 at 6:07 am
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.
October 3rd, 2006 at 5:49 am
jab ladke ne ladki ko dekha to bola :-
ladka- haye rabb ji pai geya jabb ji
ladki-haye bhagban je hai mera beta sham
October 3rd, 2006 at 9:19 am
आप हमारी ज़िंदगी मे कà¥à¤› इस कदर आà¤,
जैसे हरे à¤à¤°à¥‡ खेत मे सांड गà¥à¤¸ आà¤
October 7th, 2006 at 11:55 am
ho sakta hai humne aap ko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya ke kahene pe hum ko bhuladiya,
waise to hum akele the duniya me;
aaj aapne eshaas bhi dila diya.
October 7th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Aati thi+jati thi
hasti thi+hasati thi
khelti thi+khilati thi
dekhti thi+muskurati thi
aaj pata chala
saali pagal thi
October 8th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Birth is a start of life
buety is a art of life
mystery and risk r part of life
But good friend like u
ARE HEART OF LIFE
October 9th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Birth is a start of life
buety is a art of life
mystery and risk r part of life
But good friend like u
ARE HEART OF LIFE
October 9th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
ho sakta hai humne aap ko kabhi rula diya,
aapne duniya ke kahene pe hum ko bhuladiya,
waise to hum akele the duniya me;
aaj aapne eshaas bhi dila diya.
October 10th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
BAAT AISE HO K JAZBAAT KAM NA HO,
KHAYALAT AISE HO KI KABHI GHAM NA HO.
DIL K KONE MEIN ITNI SE JAGAH RAKHNA,
K THODA KHALI-2 SA LAGEY JAB HUM NA HO.
(2)
MUSHKILON SE AAPKI MULAQAT NA HO,
UDAS BAITHO KABHI AISI BAAT NA HO,
DUA KARTE HAIN MEHFILON SE SAJE ZINDGI AAPKI,
BUS HUMEIN PUKAR LENA AGAR KOI SAATH NA HO.
(3)
YE RAAT ITNI TANHA KYON HOTI HAI,
KISMAT SE SABKO SHIKAYAT KYON HOTI HAI,
AJEEB KHEL KHELTI HAI KISMAT,
JISE HUM PA NAHI SAKTE USI SE MOHHOBAT KYON HOTI HAI.
(4)
MUSKAN TERE HOTHON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,
AANSU TERI PALKO PE KABHI AAYE NA,
POORA HO TERA HAR KHWAB ,
AUR JO PURA NA HO WO KHAWAB KABHI AAYE NA.
(5)
JAB BHI YAAD AATI HAI MUSKURA LATE HAI,
KUCH PAK PALO K LIYE HAR GHAM BHULA DETE HAI,
KAISE BHEEG SAKTI HAI PALKEN AAPKE,
AAPKE HISSE KE AANSU TO HUM BAHA LETE HAI.
(6)
KISI FAKIR KA KABHI AITBAR MAT KARNA,
DOSTI K HADON KO KABHI PAAR MAT KARNA,
KHO DOGE USE HAMESHA KE LIYE,
JO ACCHA LAGE USE KABHI PYAR MAT KARNA.
(7)
WOH ROOTH GAYE HUM MANATE RAHE,
UNKI RAHHON MEIN PALKE BICHATE RAHE,
UNHONE KABHI PALAT KE BHI NAHI DEKHA,
OR EK HUM HAI K AANKH JHAPKNE SE BHI KATRATE RAHE.
(8)
RAAT HOGI TO WO CHAAND BHI DIKHAYE DEGA,
KHWABO ME TUMHE VO CHERA BHI DIKHAYE DEKHA,
YE MOHHABAT HAI JARA SOCH KE KARNA ,
KYONKI EK ANSU BHI GIRA TO SUNAI DEGA.
(9)
PHIR USI CHAND SE RISHTA BANA BAITHE,
PHIR UNKI SAADGI SE FAREB KAR BAITHE,
PATHRON SE THA TAALUK HAMARA,
PHIR BHI SHEESE KA GHAR BANA BAITHE.
(10)
KYUN HER WAQT YAAD AATI HAI TUMHARI,
RAATON KI NEENDE BHI CHURA LI HAIN HAMARI,
AAB YEHI KHAYAL RAHTA HAI SUBHAH SHAM ,
JAANE KAB MULAQAAT HOGI HUMARI TUMAHARI.
October 11th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
Ydon ki kimat wo kya jane, Jo khud hi yaadon ko mitha baithe hain,
Yaadon ki kimmat to unse puchoo jo yaadon ke
sahare jindagi bitha diya karte hain.
October 12th, 2006 at 6:11 am
do pal ki zindagi yu hee beet jayegi,
kali raat ke baad nai subah aayegi,
agar diston ki yaad satayegi to
kasam se aapki yaad sabse pahle aayegi
October 12th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Birth is a start of life
buety is a art of life
mystery and risk r part of life
But good friend like u
ARE HEART OF LIFE
October 12th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
WO WAQT BHI BADA AZEEB THA JO TUJE ALWIDA BHI NA KAHE SAKE
SOCHA THA TERE DIL MEIN RAHNE KI,TERE SAHAR MEIN NA RAH SAKE
October 12th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
AISA NASEEB HAMARA KAHAN KI HUM TUME PAYENGE
HUM TO ESI MEIN KHUSH HAIN,KI TOMKO NA BHOOL PAYENGE
October 12th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
FUNNY
SARE ZAMANE SE CHUPA KAR TERI TASVIR,BATHROOM MEIN LAGA RAKHI HE
HAR GARHI HO DIDAR TERA,ESILIYE JULAAB KI GOLI KHA RAKHI HE
October 12th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
TUM MERE DIL MEIN SAMAI HO AISE
BAJRE KE KHET MEIN KOI BHENS GUSS AAYI HO JAISE
October 12th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
DOOR SE DEKHA TO HASINA JULF LAHRA RAHI THI…
DDOR SE DEKHA TO HASINA JULF LAHRA RAHI THI….
PASS JAKE DEKHA TO GAY POONCH HILA RAHI THI
October 12th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
KHUDI KO KAR BULAND ITNA KI HAR TAQDIR SE PAHLE,KHUDA KHUD BANDE
SE POONCHE—–BATA PAHELI LINE KA MATLAB KIYA HAI
October 12th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
HUMEIN TO APNO NE LOOTA, GERON MEIN KAHAN DUM THA
HAMARI BOTAL BHI VAHIN PHOOTI JAHAN THEKHA BAND THA
October 13th, 2006 at 6:58 am
Baat aisi ho k jazbaat kam na ho
khayalat aisi ho ki koi gam na ho
Dil ke kone me itni si jagah rakhna
ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho
October 13th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Life is a book we all read it,
Love is a blessing we all need it.
Always be happy & have a smile,
Remember we are all in this world 4 a little while.
(love u Gita)
October 13th, 2006 at 7:32 am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
October 14th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Taleemi idarey mey ek naya mahol tayar huwa.. Class teacher ko pappoo se pyaar huwa.. Saree class ka dil udaas huwa..
EXam mey saree class fail OR papppOooo Pas huwa
October 17th, 2006 at 12:54 am
mander nahin hai darm shala nahin hai husseno se kah do kahin aur jahin mera dil hai dil darm shala nahin hai!
October 17th, 2006 at 8:54 am
HAPPY Deepawali in advance
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
*. * . * . * . * . * .GREAT * . * . * . * . *
*. * .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
. *. * >,”,”,”
October 19th, 2006 at 4:40 am
EK BAR NARAD JEE MADIRA PINE NEECHAI AI OR 10-12 BOTEL PINE KE
BAD THEKAI VALA BOLA YAAR TUJHI CHADTI KYA NAHI KYOKE ME BHAGWAN HUN THEKAI VALA BOLA CHAD GAI SALE KO
October 19th, 2006 at 5:04 am
kala jo rang hai aapka toh ismein kya kasoor,
farishtey till bana rahein thein ke siyahee phisul gayee.
October 19th, 2006 at 5:06 am
Mohabbat mein hum toh jiye hai jiyenge,
woh honge koi aur marr jaane waale.
October 19th, 2006 at 5:14 am
Natija kyuo karachaw na ho jab tak amal accha,
nahin boye ho tukh accha toh kya paoge phul accha.
October 22nd, 2006 at 2:12 pm
main dil par pather rakh kar bol rha tha.
ARE BHAI KOI TO UTHA DO.
RAAT KO KUTA BHONK RHA THA>
MAINE KHA YAN TO BHONK YA MUJEH BHONKNE DE.
DIL SE AWAZ AAI.PAY BILL AT TIME BAHI
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:46 am
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
ABE SALO SAMNE SAMNE DAARU KI DUKAN AA GAI HAI.
HAME DO PAWWE NE LOOTA,ADHDHE ME KANHA DUM THA,
OUR MERI BOTAL WANHI TUTI JANHA THEKA BAND THA.
RAM KARE TERA MOBILE GUM JAYE, OUR MUJHE MIL JAYE,LADKIYO KO COLLE MAI KARU,NAAM TERA AAYE,MAAR PADHE TUJHE OUR KALEJA MERA THANDA HO JAYE.
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:53 am
AAP MER JINDAGI ME KUCH IS TARAH SE AAYE,
AAP MER JINDAGI ME KUCH IS TARAH SE AAYE,
JAISE LAHRATE HUYE KHET ME KOI SAANDH GHUS AAYA HO.
LAHOO KO RANG JUNOON KO KALAM BANANE LAGE,
APANE SHAHAR PAR SHAHRE SHITAM DHAHANE LAGE,
MAAR PADHTE HI MAHBOOBA KO BAHAN BATANE LAGE.
KAMAL KE NAKHRE TERE AJIB TERI STYLE HAI,
NAAK POCHHNE KI TAMIJ NAHI OUR HAANTH ME MOBILE HAI.
JALA DO UN HASHINAO KO JO KHUD PAR NAAJ KARTI HAI,
DHAL KAR JULFE GALO PAR, OUR “SANDEEP” KO BADNAAM KARTI HAI.
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:02 am
LOHA LOHE KO KATATA HAI,HEERA HEERE KO KATATA HAI,
OUR KATE JAHER JAHER KO,AAP BACH KE RAHNA KUTTA NA KAT LE.
AASHIKI KE LIYE SHARIR PAR BOMBE DAING KA SHOOT CHAHIYE,
PAIRO ME ACTION KA BOOT CHHIYE, ITANA HI KAFI NAHI DOST DIL KE SAATH HADDIYA BHI MAJBOOT CHAHIYE.
RAM NE DHANUS TODA OUR SEETA BHAGI CHALI AAI,KISHAN NE BANSHI BAJAI OUR RADHA DOURI CHALI AAI, MAINE KEWAL SITY BAJAI OUR WO APANE BAAP KO LE AAI.
DALI DALI PAR NAJAR DALI,KISI NE IS PAR DALI TO KISI NE US PAR DALI,MAINE BHI KISI PAR NAJAR DALI,MAINE JIS PAR NAJAR DALI USKE BAAP USKI SHAADI KANHI OUR KAR DALI HAPPY DIWALI HAPPY HAPPY DIWALI
October 24th, 2006 at 7:11 am
mumtaaz ki kabar har aashiq ke liye ek misal khadi karti hai ,
hum to kis kis ke liye taaj mahal banaye hame to har ladki mumtaaz nazar aati hai
October 25th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
dil to ek aisa tukda hai
jo kisi ko andar aane nahi deta
par jab aane deta hai to use bhool nahi sakta
agar entry hogai to vapis jane nahi deta
October 26th, 2006 at 5:52 am
mehendi aisa math peeso jaanam,haathon mein mauj aayega
aaqir apne badan me lahoo bahuth hai appke haathon mein rang laane ke liye
October 26th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
log kehete hai ki humne unhe bhula rakhkha hai……….vo kya jane ki dil mai unhe chupa rakhkha hai……dekhe na koi unhe mere aankho me…..ise der se palko ko jhuka rakhkha hai
October 26th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Ek secret baat bolu kisi ko mat bolna
main susu karns jaa raha hoon
October 28th, 2006 at 5:28 am
kaisi karni vaisi bharni
naa maana to kar ko dek
jannath bhi hai, dozaq bhi hai
naa maana to mar ko dek
October 28th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Churri Ko kar Buland Itna K har takbeer se pehlay.
Churri Ko kar Buland Itna K har takbeer se pehlay.
Murugh Banday se khud poochay… Bata meri Khata kya hai…???
October 30th, 2006 at 11:01 am
jinna kisi ne na ditta hove enna tenu pyar deya,
meri umar hove hazaran saal har saal tere te vaar deya
October 30th, 2006 at 11:16 am
AAPKI BERUKHI KO RUTBA DIYA HAMNE
DOSTI KA HAR FARZ ADA KIYA HAMNE
MAT SOCHNA BHULA DIYA AAPKO…
AAJ BHI KHUDA SE PEHLE YAAD KIYA HAMNE…
November 3rd, 2006 at 7:49 am
KUCHH BIKHRE SAPNE HAI,
KUCHH TOOTI YAADE HAI,
KUCHH UMIDO KI ZAMI,
AUR EK CHHOTASA AASMAA HAI,
YUN TOH BAHUT KUCHH HAI,
ZINDAGI ME JISE CHAHTE HAI,
BASS USKI HE KAMI HAI.
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:39 am
meri chahat ne use khushi dedi
badle me usne mujhe sirf khamoshi dedi
khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki
lekin usne bhi tadpane ke liye jindagi dedi
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:44 am
Sweet like honey
costly like money
blessing like shower
smile like flower
cool like ice
A friend so nice
guess who ?
hey it me not you
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:48 am
aasman ke tare aksarpuchate hain hamse
” kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uskelaut aane ka”
or yeh dil muskura ke kehta -
mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske chale jane ka
jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye,
aaj tak vo mujhe pehchan na paye
khud hi ki hai bewafai humne
taki un oar koi iljam na aaye
November 6th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
YEI SHAYAROI KI MOHALLA HAI SHAYRI HI SUNAYI DEGA.
YEI DIL SE BANI TAJMAHAL HAI,PYAAR HI DIKAYI DEGA…G.NAVEEN KUMAR
November 6th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
i just love ur shers. here’s one for u all……
hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai, ki shayad koi to hume yaad karta hai… beshaq humse mile na mile par kuch lamhe hum pe barbaad to karta hai..
November 7th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi meri tarah jiya karo, roj mujhe miss call dekar sharam nahi aati, kabhi call bhi to kiya karo…..
November 8th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
November 9th, 2006 at 8:48 am
main dil par pather rakh kar bol rha tha.
ARE BHAI KOI TO UTHA DO.
RAAT KO KUTA BHONK RHA THA>
MAINE KHA YAN TO BHONK YA MUJEH BHONKNE DE.
DIL SE AWAZ AAI.PAY BILL AT TIME BAHI
November 10th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
GA TOH HUM BHI SAKTE HAI AGAR RAG HO,
NAACH TOH HUM BHI SAKTE HAI AGAR JAAM HO,
KAUN KEHTA HAI TAJMAHAL SIRF SHAHJAHAN NE BANAYA HAI,
BANA TOH HUM BHI SAKTE HAI AGAR AAP HAMARI MUMTAJ HO,,,,,,
November 12th, 2006 at 7:22 am
ZINDAGI me kabhi to mujhe yaad karogi…
Mehfil me nahi to tanhai me fariyaad karogi…
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur…
Tab apni kismat pe naaz karogi…
November 12th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
MANDIR MAIN JAAP KARTE HAIN AUR MASJID MAIN NAMAJ PADHATE HAIN,
INSAANSE KAHI KHUDA NA BAN JAYE ISLIYE SHAITAN KO SMS KARKE 1 PAAP KIYA KARTE HAIN.
SATO ASMAAN KI SAIR HUM KAR AAYE,HAR K TARE AUR HAR EK STAR SE DOSTI KAR AAYE, EK TARA KUCH ZYADA KHAS THA JISE HUM APNE SATH LE AAYE, VARNA AAP HI SOCHIYE KE AAP IS DHARTI PER KAISE AAYE.
November 12th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
Thak gaya hum unka intzaar karte karte.
Roye hazar baar khudsetakrar karte karte.
Do lafz unki zuba se nikle aur tut gaye hum
Ek tarfa pyar karte karte……
November 13th, 2006 at 11:55 am
dil todne ki beshq hai aadat teri,par ye dil toot jaane ki cheej nahi hai,deewana tujhko apna na kar doon agar tu bhi kehena ye shaks koi cheej nahi hai.uvesh…………
November 14th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
November 14th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
roshni ho jab diya jalta hai…
shama ho to parwana jalta hai…
rishtey na ho to dil jalta hai…
aap jaise pyar karne wale dost ho
to ye zaalim zamaana jalta hai….
November 15th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
tumhe dekha to ye jana sanam pyar hota hain purana saman…
November 16th, 2006 at 5:53 am
Aik din jab hum dunya se chaly jaeingy
Mat socho k tumhay bhool jaei gy
Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna
Mery sms sitaroo pe likhy nazar aaeingy
November 16th, 2006 at 11:28 am
i visit this site to day.i m very happy then i se it.this is a full entertaiment site for urdu lover.i have no word s to say how i expose my emotion about this site
November 17th, 2006 at 10:05 am
Is gam Bhari Duniya mein,
Bhala kaun kiska hota hai,
jise apna kaha, wohi dhoka diya karta hai.
hum na hota to gazal kaun kahata,
tumahare chera to kamal kaun kahta,
yeh to karisma hai Kudrat ka Warna,
pattar to tajmahal kaun kehta
November 19th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
mushkilon say aap ki mulaqat na ho
udass betho aise koi bat na ho
doa hay k mehfilon say sajay zindage aap ki
buss hamain pukar lena aghar koi sat na ho.
November 19th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
baat aisi ho k jazbat kam na hon.
halaat aise hon k kabbi gham na ho
dol k konay men dedo bas itni si jaga
woh khali khalii lagay jab hum na hon..
November 20th, 2006 at 9:35 am
my eyes r luking coz i can’t c u my arms r empty coz i cant hold u my lips r cold coz i can’t kiss u my heart is breaking coz i m not with u
November 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am
kya husn aur kya chehra aapne paya hai,
kya husn aur kya chehra aapne paya hai,
aisa lagta hai pipal ke ped se koi bhut utar aaya hai.
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:38 pm
BHUL KAR BHI KISSI KO NA RULANA,ZINDGI MAIN SABHI KO HASANA,DUSHMAN KO BHI GALE LAGANA, FHIR BHI KOI GAM DE TO USSE HUMARA NAAM BATANA.
November 23rd, 2006 at 10:19 am
I dropped a tear in the ocean while thinking of you…and i promise to be your friend till i find that from the ocean.
November 24th, 2006 at 9:17 am
Naa jaane uss par yakeen kyun hota hai
uska khayal haseen kyun hota hai
suna hai pyaar ka dard meetha hota hai
phir bhi aankhoon ka aanso namkeen kyun hota hai.
November 24th, 2006 at 9:26 am
toofano ki sahil hai teri dosti,dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti,zindagi banjayegi jannath agar maut aane tak saath rahegi teri dosti.
November 24th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Dua karte hai ser jhukay,
ae dost tu apni manjil ko paye.
teri raho main jo kabhi kante aaye,
main haath rakkhu aur tu gujar zay,….
November 27th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
tum kaho to dil de du, jaan de du, tum kah do to dhadkan bhi de du, kyonki in sab ki cd mere pass hai.
November 29th, 2006 at 5:48 am
Log milte hai evry time pasand ate hai sum time
pyar hota hai one time jo reheta hai lif time
November 29th, 2006 at 5:53 am
jab tumhara name zuban pare ata hai pata nahi dil kyun muskurata hai tassally hoti hai man ko koi to hai jo is kadar yad ata hai
December 1st, 2006 at 6:15 am
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ke sath
koi aap ko baand jayega
abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
kya pata kal kaunsa cartoon apko sop diya jayega
December 1st, 2006 at 7:27 am
jab gidad ki mout aati hai , tab woh shahar ki taraf bhagta hai.
jab kutte ki mout aati hai / tab woh shayri karta hai… just for u…………..****
December 2nd, 2006 at 11:59 am
SAZAA DENE WAALE RAZAA PUCHTE HEIN,
JEENE KI HUMSE WAJAH PUCHTE HEIN,
DETE HEIN KHUD HI ZEHER HUMKO,
AAKAR PHIR KITNA HUVA HAI ASAR PUCHTE HEIN
UNSE MILNE KI TAMANNA DILSE MIT PAATI NAHI,
KYA PATA KYUN NIND BHI MERE KARIB AATI NAHI,
JAB HUMAARE HAAL MEIN HO TAB SAMAJH PAAYENGE WO,
BAAT KOI BHI HASI KI KYUN HAMEIN BHAATI NAHI,
KUCH ALAG HI HAI RUHAANI BAAT KA AALAM HUZUR,
AISA LAGA KE DARD KI DIL SE KASAK JAATI NAHI,
GARDISHE TAQDEER NE KUCH IS KADAR GHERE HUMEIN,
AB HUMAARE KHWAAB TAK MEIN BHI KHUSHI AATI NAHI,
HAAL KHASTA YU NA HOTA AUR NA HOTE YU UDAAS,
GAR MOHABBAT KI KHUMAARI IS KADAR CHAATI NAHI.
December 3rd, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Salam Arz hai… Kiunke yeh farz hai… Nahi kiya tu karz hai…Aur karz ek marz hai… Iss liye salam arz hai
………………………………………………………
Jiss k pass kuch nahi uss pe duniya hasti hai
Jiss k pass sab kuch hai uss se duniya jalti hai
Hamare paas app ki dosti hai
Jisse pane k liye duniya tarasti hai
December 6th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Jada Jata to Jada leta anguthi ke nagine main
Dosti chij hain asi jo rakhi jati hain seene main
December 6th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
dosti se bad kar koi jaagir nahi,
is se acchi koi tasveer nahi,
yoon to vishwas ka ek nazuk dhaga hai’
par is se pakki koi zanjeer nahi!!!
December 10th, 2006 at 7:53 am
Maine kabhi dil ki un gahraiyon ko nahi sumjha tha
Jin gahraiyon mein tum dastak de gaye
Ab to har soch tum se shuru hokar
Khatam bhi tum par hone lagi
December 14th, 2006 at 3:00 am
Yeh zaruri nahi ke
Har kissi ka koi sahara ho
Ki jisse hum pyaar kare
Usse bhi hum se pyar ho
Kuch kashtiya toh samundar mein hi doob jati hai
Yeh zaruri nahi ke har kashti ka koi kinara ho
December 14th, 2006 at 6:04 am
phuloon ki tareef sab karte hain, badi muskil se log kanton pe gaur karte hain, mali to sirf naam ke hote hain, phukon ki hifazat to kante hi karte hai…
December 15th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Manmohan ki hai Soniya se darkaar,
Sun lo ai madam meri pukaar,
Dila do mujhe ek mercedis car,
Jaana hai mujhe bhi Chandni Bar.
December 16th, 2006 at 9:47 am
PYAR KAMJOR DIL SE KIYA NAHI JA SAKTA,
ZAHAR DUSHMAN SE LIYA NAHI JA SHAKTA,
DIL ME BASI HAI ULFAT JIS PYARKI,
USKE BEENA JIYA NAHI JA SAKTA.
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.
December 16th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
MAN TO HOTEL MANEGER: JALDI CHALO MERI BIWI KHIDKI SE KOOD KAR MARNA CHAHTI HAI.
MANAGER:WHAT CAN I DO?
MAN:ABE KAMEENE KHIDKI NAHI KHUL RAHI.
December 18th, 2006 at 6:41 am
Dosti ki galiyo me koi gham na ho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yehi hai dua tum khust raho,
Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala Kal Ho Na Ho
December 18th, 2006 at 6:43 am
Nazre milte hi dil lagaya nahi jata,
Har milne wale ko apna banaya nahi jata,
Aur jo dil me bas jaye ekbar,
Unhe umer bhar bhulaya nahi jata…
December 19th, 2006 at 6:36 am
APKI PAIKO PE KHWAB RAKH GAYA KOI,
APKI SANSO PE NAAM LIKH GAYA KOI,
CHAIO VADA RAHA APSE,
BHOOL JANA HAME,AGAR HUMSE ACHA MIL GAYA KOI.
December 21st, 2006 at 4:55 am
Dhoka na dena tujhpe aetbaar bahut hai
Yeh dil teri chahat ka talubgar bahut hai
Dekhu na teri surat to kuch dhikhai nahi deta
Hum kya kare hume tumse pyaar bahut hai
December 21st, 2006 at 6:57 am
main tumhain khushayan donnga pyaar doonga muhabbat doonga saare jahan ke khushiyan doonga ab to mera sms perhlo yaar
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:07 am
Yakin Pe Yakin Dilate Ho Dost
Rah chalte ko Pagal banate ho dost
Sarbat ke jagah sarab pilate ho dost
Muskil me patli gali se nikal jate ho dost
Fir bhi bohot yead ate hai DOST
Fir bhi bohot yead ata hai DOST
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:44 am
Tumhin meri jaan ho,
Tumhin mera jahaan ho.
Par kasie kahoon ye tumse,
Ki humko to hai pyaar tumse.
Darte hain hum tumhari na se,
Par kaise kahein ye tumse.
Aaj to yeh soch kar aayein hain,
Keh denge humein hai pyaar tumse.
Apne dil mein thodi si jagah hamein bhi de do,
Zindagi jeene ka thoda sa mauka humein bhi de do.
Ab chahein tum kaho haan ya kaho na,
Humein to sirf tumse hai pyaar karna.
Ruk si gayi tehar gayi hai ye zindagi,
Jubse hui hai humein tumse dillagi.
Ab tumhare jawaab se hi aage badegi ye zindagi,
Varna yahin tham jaayegi humari zindagi.
December 25th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
what can i say,
what can it be,
Two little words,
don’t forget!!
December 26th, 2006 at 8:33 am
Aaj hum unhe bewafa batakar aaye hain.
Unke khaton ko pani me bahakar aaye hain.
Koi nikal kar padh na le unhe,
Is liye pani me bhi aag lagakar aaye hain.
December 26th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
poonam ki rat me chand badal jata hai
waqt ke sath insan badal jata
hum socte hain ki aapko tang na kare
magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
December 27th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
har phool gulab ka nahi hota har jaam sharab ka nahi hota ay shayri padne walo jara shamaj ke shayri padhna kyu ke har koi mere jaisha shayar nahi hota
January 4th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
tere liye koi thofo na laya
zindgi ka akhri wqat tha
tujhe milne chala aya
January 4th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
suraj apni roshni deta
hawa apni sase date hai
pani apni pyas bujhta hai
mujhe kai batha be
hindu muslam sikh ishyi
ye khon si kom me ata hai
January 5th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Taj Mahal kisi k liye ek ajuba h,
to kisi k liye pyar ka ehsas h,
Or Hamare tumhare liye bakwas h,
Kyonki roz badalti hamari mumtaj h
Arj kiya h…!!!
Juba se keh nahi sakte,
Khuda se fariyad karte h,
Jab tumhara dil jor se dhadke,
Samajh lena Hum tumhe Yad karte h
Sunahre sapno me khone se pehle
chain ki neend sone se pehle
mene socha tumhe yad dila du.
SU SU Karke sona….
January 7th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Toota khwabo ka aashiyana zindagi zindagi na reh payi thi. Gunah-e-dil ki sazaa kyu Bekasoor dhadkano ne payi thi. Dour
mulakato ka nahi chala toh kya Mehfil-e-ishq toh sajaai thi. Anjaam-e-ehsaas na mila toh kya YaadeN jigar me samaai thi.
January 7th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
mani..
Mai nay first time iss par visit kia hai .. i like it .. buhat acchi poetry hai …. aur mai nay apnay doosto koo bhi iss kay baray mai bataya saab heee nay buhat pasand kii hain .. thanks again for nice poetry .. take care all of us .. Allah Hafizz
January 7th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Kookaaf ki kaly ratoon mai jab yaad tumhari aati hai
Mai chori chori roota hon jab saari dunya sootti hai
January 9th, 2007 at 6:29 am
chand taro ka noor tujh par barse,
har koi teri chahat ko tarse,
tujhe mile itni khushiyan,
ki tu ek gam paane ko tarse.
January 11th, 2007 at 4:29 am
oooofff ! kya aakhein hain,..
ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! wah !!)
oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega…)
ooooff! kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
aisa lagta hai….
Aisa lagta hai jaise…….
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI…
January 11th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Safar Jindgi Da Jado Muk Jana,
Sute Pay Na Asi Phir Uthna Ni,
Chiti Chadhar Di Marni Bukal Udo,
Tur Pana Hai Kise Ne Puchna Nahi,
Sanu Jandian Kise Ne Rookna Nahi,
Asi Rokian Kise De Rookna Nahi,
Char Din Di Paini Ah Rawa Roli,
Phil Naam HALLAN Da Kise Puchna Nahi,
Kyon Ki Mela Do din Da
Dhyi Din Di Jindgani,
January 12th, 2007 at 10:12 am
har kali tujhse khushboo udhar mange
aftb tujhse nur udha mange,
rab kare tu dosti esi nibhaye
k log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange!
January 14th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
haqiqat samjho ya fasana
apna samjho ya begana
suno is dil ka afsana
ki thhand bahut hai please aaj mat nahana
January 15th, 2007 at 3:25 am
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
HEY WERE YOU DESCRIBING ABOUT YOURSELF OR WHAT.. HMMMM
REPLY AH..
January 15th, 2007 at 9:19 am
kaun kheta hei ki mera mehboob ganja hei
kya chand ke sir pe baal howa kartei hei
January 17th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Dil na lagana kisi se,
dard hi paoge,
biti baato ko yaad karke,
rote hi najar aaoge,
karni hai to sirf DOSTI karo,
HAmesha ummid se Dugna paoge
January 18th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
hi maine ye site kholi buhat maza aaya.maine apne friends ko b is k bare main bataya.or is main buhat maza hai.really .
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
January 18th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
January 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Maine kaha “Dil Ruba”
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha “Paise Nahi”
Usne kaha “Kaise nahi”
Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai”
Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
January 18th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
ap ki jheel si ankhon mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
ap ki jheel si ankhon mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
Per kia karin beech mein ap ka cashma ajata hai.
January 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
KAVITA LIKHNA SARAL NAHE,
PUCHO UN FANKARO SE,
JO LOHA KAT RAHE HE,
KAGAJ KI TALVARO SE….
January 21st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
badi moudat se paya hai tuje .
badi dowho se paya hai tuje.
tuje bhoul jayou kase
khud kismet ki lakeero se chouraya hai tuje
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:15 am
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha ka
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 am
cham cham karke aayi thi ,cham cham karke chali gayi ,main sindoor ka dabba lekar khada tha wo RAKHI bandh kar chali gayi
January 24th, 2007 at 4:43 am
ek ladki ne hame thukda diya
eska hame koi gam nahi
badnasib to wo ladki hai
jiske nasib me ham nahi.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:49 am
aaj gujare hai ham isk me us mukam se
nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbt ke nam se
ham vo nahi jo teri yad me jindgi gujar de
teri parchhai bhi dekhe to thokad se mar de.
January 24th, 2007 at 8:10 am
yadi ham n hote to aapko gajal kaun kahta
aapke galo ko gulal kaun kahta
ye to karishma hai ham pyar karne walo ka
warna us patthar ko taj mahal kaun kahta.
January 24th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Na chahat hai sitaroo ki,
Na tamanna hai nazaroo ki,
Aap jaise dost mil jaye,
Ma-chod-de hazaaro ki.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Bikta hai gam khushi k bazar me,
Lakhon dard chhipe hote hain ek chote se inkar me,
Ho jao agar zamane se dukhi,
To swagat hai yaron k darbaar me.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Pyaar har koi karta hai kisi ko magar bahut kam log mai takat hoti hai use nibhane ki.jab nibha nahi sakte pyar ko to log pyar kyuo karte hai.
January 27th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
jisne humein chaha hum use chah na sake,jise humne chaha hum use paa na sake,ye samajh lo ki dil tutne ka khel hai saara kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake
January 28th, 2007 at 9:59 am
toote huy pamane main jaam nahin aata
esk ke mareege ko aram nahin aata
ye dil todne wale tune bhi kabhi socha hain
toota hua dil kishi ke kam nahin aata
January 28th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.
January 29th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
god apun se pucha, kidhar jana mangta? Swarag ya nark?
Apun bola narak!Apun ko malum ,Tum sala dost log udharich milenga, bole to jidhar tum, whoich apun ka swarag honga.
January 30th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate huyi mili… bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun, sardar ne kaha- “MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHEECH raha hai”
February 1st, 2007 at 2:31 pm
God puchha: Kidhar Jana Mangta?
Swarg ya Nark?
Apun Bola: Nark!
Malum Kyun?
Tum sala dost log wahich milenga.
February 2nd, 2007 at 9:17 am
A donkey kicked sardar & ran away
sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
& said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai
February 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 am
realy this very nice site,,mujeh bhi bhot achi lagi but ki ismey yeh new nahi ho sakta ki…premi logo key ilava bhi ismey kuch aaur add kiya jaey jaisey teacher-student,husband-wife,and any people…
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:12 am
agar intni pyari soch tumhari na hoti,
mulakat tumse humari na hoti
tadabpte rehte sache dost k liye
agar dosti tumse humari na hoti
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:20 am
tujhe dekha to pyar ayaa
do din tak bukhar aayaa
tu jo kahe pajama utaar du
kurta to ghar pe utaar aayaa
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:21 am
teri zulfain hain ya saavan ki ghata
inme zuei bhari hai inhe pare hata
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:21 am
chanda chakor chandni badal me gadbadi hai
teri surat dekhkar kutiya bhi has padi hai
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:05 pm
dil ma ab dard ki sewa kuch be nahe.jab yaad aap ke aati hai chori chori rooti hon.
February 2nd, 2007 at 6:34 pm
listen & silent r two words with same alphabets & they r most important in friendship becouse a friend can listen u when u r silent
February 4th, 2007 at 5:51 am
tujhe dekha to pyar aaya
do din tak bukhar aaya
tu jo kahe pajama utaar du
kurta to ghar pe utar aaya
February 5th, 2007 at 10:40 am
7 CHATAI pe 7 SADHU Bethe the.
1AADMI ne Sabse Bade SADHU se pucha-BABA LADKIYA LINE nahi deti kya karu?
SADHU(CHOTE SADHU se):GUTKESHWAR,1 CHATAI AUR LAGA
February 5th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
ISS SHAME KI TANHAI SE, ISDARD KI GAHRAISE,
YE DIL KUCH BAAT KAR RAHA HAI. ZARA SAMJHO IN FIZAON
KI CHUBHAN KO, AAJ FIR TUMHE KOI YAAD KAR RAHA HAI………
February 7th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
jab se koi milla
khoe khoe hain hum
na hume apni fikar
na hi kissi kissi ki khabar
wo meethi meethi batain yaad aati hain
uss muskan ko taraste hain hum
dua karte hain hain bas yehi hum
khush rahe aaap hamesha
beshak deni pare apni jaan ki kurbani
February 8th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
KAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????
February 9th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
kammal ke nakhre tere
ajib tera style hai
baat karne ki tameez nahi
aur haatoon mein mobile hai
February 9th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
agar pyar kiya hai to ise nibaana zuroor
phir yaha aake math kehna ke dar gaya tha huzoor
February 9th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
agar baadal mein pani hai to barsaat zuroor hogi
agar dil mein chahat hai to mulakaat zuroor hogi
February 11th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
erjiabvfd
February 12th, 2007 at 6:25 am
YAAD KIYA DIL NE KAHA HO TUM
JHUM TI BAHAR NE KAHA HO TUM
PYAR SE PUKAR LO JAHAN HO TUM
February 12th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Dear friend.. Please send ur latest photograph.. mere sahar mein janwaron ki photo ki exhbition lagne wali hai.. baki janwaro ke photo to mil gaye… per per bander ki photo milna baki hai
February 12th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.
February 12th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate huyi mili… bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun, sardar ne kaha- “MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHEECH raha haiâ€
February 12th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Baat tab ki hai jab, Hsan parde mein rehta tha, aur ishq use dekhne ke liye khuda se fariyad kiya karta tha “e khuda hawa ka ik jhika aye aur wo benakab ho jaye” ik din ishq chal basa, aur Husn uski kabar pe phul chdane gaya, jese hi husn jhuka ki,hawa ka jhoka aya aur Husn benakab ho gaya, tab kabar se awaz aayi.. E KHDA YE KESI TERI KHUDAI HAI.. AAJ HUM PARDE MEIN HAIN, AUR WO BENAKAB AAYI HAI..
February 12th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
kahi andhera kahi sham hogi, meri har “KHUSHI” tere naam hogi, ek barae “DOST” khuch mang kar to dekh, hotho pe “HASI” or jindgi tere “TERENAAM” hogi
February 13th, 2007 at 4:40 am
tere galyoon ke chakar kaatthe kaatthe kutte bhi hamare yaar hogaye….
kya hua joo app naa mile hum kutto ke to sardaar hogayee
kitne aadmi thei kaaliya
February 13th, 2007 at 4:43 am
Woh bhi kya loog thein jinhoo ne paaliya tuje yaaaaaa rabbbbb
Hume to hogaya dushwaar ek shaks ka milnaa….
February 13th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Agar kisika pyra pana chahate ho to pehale use pyar karke dekho,
Agar kisike dil me rehan chahate ho to pehale usko dil me rakha ke dekho.
February 13th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
HI,
i want to say thanks to the team of this site .it is very good collection. keep it up
February 14th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
khud hi ko kar buland itna
ke her taqdeer se pehle
KHUDA bande se khud poochhe
bata bachhu utre ga kaise
February 16th, 2007 at 6:57 am
TU BADAN MAIN HOON SAYA
TU NA HO TO MAIN KAHAN HOON
MUJHE PYAR KARNE WALE TU JAHAN MAIN WAHAN HOON
February 16th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Tumko dekha….tumko dekha…
tumko dekha….to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
February 16th, 2007 at 7:19 am
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
February 16th, 2007 at 7:27 am
MSG pe MSG bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
February 16th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
vo kehete hain ke hamare sapnomain ayenge
unko kahe vo vaada to karle hum jindagi bhar keliye so jayenge…………..
February 17th, 2007 at 12:08 am
-i read all of them, i think you guys rock at making shairy
-can some one plzzzzzzz mail me some of the funniest shairy
February 18th, 2007 at 6:01 am
eyes: They Blinkes togather,
They slieep togather,
They see togather,
But still they cant see to each other.
February 19th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Kabhi hasna bhi hoga,kabhi rona bhi hoga
Aaj mere rone ke din hai
Ek din tu khud kahegi
Pal pal Dil k pas tum rahate ho
Aur Hamesh Kahegi Kabhi Alwida Na kahena…
February 20th, 2007 at 1:08 am
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA
February 20th, 2007 at 3:35 am
Coffee Ke Pyale Se Udthe Hue Dhuve Mein Apki Tasveer Nazar Ati Hai. Bas Apko Dekhne Ke Chakkar Mein Roz Meri Coffee Thandi Ho Jathi Hai..!:)
February 20th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
GUZRE HOE WAQT KI YAAD ATI HAI,
KUCH LAMHOUN K LIYE ANKH BHAR ATI HAI,
WO SUBHA RANGEEN, WO SHAM HASEEN BAN JATI HAI,
JAB AAP JAISE DOSTOUN KI YAAD ATI HAI.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:10 am
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.
February 22nd, 2007 at 5:23 pm
ek ganje ke sir pe do baal the dono ko aapas main pyar tha dono shadi karna chate the lekin kar na sake batao kyon???????????? kyonki baal vivah apradh hai.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Mayur / Munna
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:41 pm
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA
February 24th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
tumhe bhul jaye vo najar kha se laye,kisi aur ko chahe vo jigar kha se laye .rah nahi sakte tumhare bina .uff bhi na nicle vo zeher kha se laye*
February 24th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
ek chaye wala ek ladki ko dekh kar gana gata hai:-bholi si sura aakhon mai masti dur khadi muskaye aye haye…………
Ladki kahti hai:- kali si surat hat mai ketli chople khda chilaye chaye chaye.
February 24th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.
February 24th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
à¤à¤• बचà¥à¤šà¤¾ डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤° से- डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤° साहब ! मैं रोज रात को सपने देखता हूठकि मेरे पैर में काà¤à¤Ÿà¥‡ चà¥à¤ गठहैं। इसका इलाज बताइà¤à¥¤
डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤°- तब तो तà¥à¤® रोज जूते पहन कर सोया करो। काà¤à¤Ÿà¥‡ नहीं चà¥à¤à¥‡à¤‚गे।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
à¤à¤• बार à¤à¤• वà¥à¤¯à¤•à¥à¤¤à¤¿ अपने बेटे को पचास रà¥à¤ªà¤ देकर बोला- जाओ बाजार से सबà¥à¤œà¥€ खरीद लाओ।
बेटा जाने लगा तो माठबोली- ये लो पचास रà¥à¤ªà¤ इसके फल लेते आना।
बेटा थोडी देर बाद मà¥à¤à¤¹ लटकाकर लौटा और पिता से बोला- मैं तो à¤à¥‚ल ही गया कि किसी नोट से सबà¥à¤œà¥€ खरीदनी है और किससे फल।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
à¤à¤• मैडम अपने पà¥à¤°à¥‹à¤«à¥‡à¤¸à¤° पति से बोली- कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ आपको पता है? हमारा ननà¥à¤¹à¤¾-मà¥à¤¨à¥à¤¨à¤¾ चलने लगा है।
पति महाशय- कब से?
मैडम- à¤à¤• हफà¥à¤¤à¥‡ से।
पति- अब तक तो वह काफी दूर निकल गया होगा न।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
à¤à¤• आदमी की अरà¥à¤¥à¥€ को शववाहिनी मोटर में रखकर ले जाया जा रहा था, लेकिन गाड़ी बंद थी और उसे धकà¥à¤•à¤¾ लगाकर ले जाया जा रहा था।
à¤à¤• राहगीर ने पूछा- ‘कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ गाड़ी खराब है?’
जवाब मिला- ‘नहीं! मृतक की आखिरी इचà¥à¤›à¤¾ थी कि हर हाल में पेटà¥à¤°à¥‹à¤² की बचत की जाà¤à¥¤’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
चार मितà¥à¤° पिकनिक पर जाने की सोच रहे थे। पहला बोला- ‘मैं मिठाई ले जाऊà¤à¤—ा।’
दूसरा बोला- ‘मैं सबà¥à¤œà¥€ ले जाऊà¤à¤—ा।’
तीसरा बोला- ‘मैं रोटी ले जाऊà¤à¤—ा।’
चौथा (जो महा कंजूस था) बोला- ‘मैं अपने दोनों à¤à¤¾à¤‡à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ को ले आऊà¤à¤—ा।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
जà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤¤à¤¿à¤·à¥€- ‘बचà¥à¤šà¤¾, शनि तेरा सरà¥à¤µà¤¨à¤¾à¤¶ करने वाला है। यदि तू सौ रà¥à¤ªà¤ देगा तो उपाय निकाल दूà¤à¤—ा।’
चंदूजी- ‘महाराज, सौ नहीं हैं।’
जà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤¤à¤¿à¤·à¥€- ‘तो मैं ससà¥à¤¤à¤¾ जाप करा दूà¤à¤—ा, पचà¥à¤šà¥€à¤¸ रà¥à¤ªà¤ ही दे दो।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
पतà¥à¤¨à¥€ (गà¥à¤¸à¥à¤¸à¥‡ में) - आज के बाद मैं तà¥à¤®à¤¸à¥‡ बात नहीं करूà¤à¤—ी।
पति - कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ तà¥à¤® गूà¤à¤—ी होने वाली हो ?
पतà¥à¤¨à¥€ - नहीं मैं तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡ बहरा करने वाली हूà¤à¥¤
February 24th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
सà¥à¤°à¥‡à¤¶ अपने पड़ोसी के घर से फोन लगा रहा था। पड़ोसी ने कहा- ‘तीन मिनट से जà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤¦à¤¾ बातें मत करना।’
सà¥à¤°à¥‡à¤¶- ‘ठीक है।’
दस मिनट तक जब सà¥à¤°à¥‡à¤¶ फोन पर बातें करता रहा तो पड़ोसी ने पूछा- ‘यार, तà¥à¤® इतनी देर तक कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ बात कर रहे हो।’
सà¥à¤°à¥‡à¤¶- ‘मैंने आपके कहे अनà¥à¤¸à¤¾à¤° तीन मिनट तक ही बात की, बाकी समय तो मैं उसकी बातें सà¥à¤¨ रहा था।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
गà¥à¤°à¤¾à¤¹à¤• : लालजी देसी घी कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ à¤à¤¾à¤µ है ?
लाला : à¤à¤• सौ असà¥à¤¸à¥€ रà¥à¤ªà¤ किलो।
गà¥à¤°à¤¾à¤¹à¤• : बड़ा महà¤à¤—ा है, खैर à¤à¤• रà¥à¤ªà¤ का दे ही दो।
लाला : (à¤à¤• रà¥à¤ªà¤¯à¤¾ लेकर) ले à¤à¤• मिनट यह डिबà¥à¤¬à¤¾ सूà¤à¤˜ लो।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
जज- मैं तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡à¤‚ इसी वकà¥à¤¤ हवालात à¤à¥‡à¤œ रहा हूà¤à¥¤
मà¥à¤œà¤°à¤¿à¤®- लेकिन जज साहब! चारà¥à¤œ कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ है?
जज- तà¥à¤® घबराओ नहीं! कोई चारà¥à¤œ नहीं है, सबकà¥à¤› फà¥à¤°à¥€ है।
अपराधी- जज साहब! मैं शराब पिठहà¥à¤ नहीं था, बलà¥à¤•à¤¿ शराब पी रहा था।
जज- तो à¤à¤¸à¤¾ करते हैं कि तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥€ सजा à¤à¤• महीने से घटाकर 30 दिन कर देते हैं।
जज- तà¥à¤® डकैती होते देखते रहे, डाकà¥à¤“ं को रोकने की कोशिश कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ नहीं की?
गवाह- जनाब अगर मेरी जान चली जाती तो आपको चशà¥à¤®à¤¦à¥€à¤¦ गवाह कहाठसे मिलता?
जज- तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥€ इतनी हिमà¥à¤®à¤¤ कि तà¥à¤®à¤¨à¥‡ दिनदहाड़े चोरी की?
चोर- कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ करà¥à¤ सरकार! रात में मà¥à¤à¥‡ बहà¥à¤¤ नींद आती है, इसलिठमैंने दिन में ही चोरी की।
वकील- अब आप अदालत को बताà¤à¤ कि आपने अपने पति को धनà¥à¤·-बाण से कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ मारा?
महिला- जज साहब….! मैं अपने सोठहà¥à¤ बचà¥à¤šà¥‡ को जगाना नहीं चाहती थी।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
टीचर- मेरे पà¥à¤°à¤¶à¥à¤¨à¥‹à¤‚ जवाब फटाफट देना। बिलà¥à¤²à¥‚- जी हां सर! आप पà¥à¤°à¤¶à¥à¤¨ तो पूछिà¤à¥¤ टीचर- मधà¥à¤¯à¤ªà¥à¤°à¤¦à¥‡à¤¶ की राजधानी कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ है? बिलà¥à¤²à¥‚- जी सर, फटाफट।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
गली के दो बचà¥à¤šà¥‹à¤‚ में परमà¥à¤ªà¤°à¤¾à¤—त तकरार चल रही थी।
‘मेरे पापा तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥‡ पापा से अचà¥à¤›à¥‡ हैं’
‘नहीं हैं’
‘मेरा à¤à¤¾à¤ˆ तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥‡ à¤à¤¾à¤ˆ से अचà¥à¤›à¤¾ है’
‘नहीं है’
‘मेरी माठतà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¤¾à¤°à¥€ माठसे जà¥à¤¯à¤¾à¤¦à¤¾ अचà¥à¤›à¥€ है’
‘हाà¤, यह हो सकता है। मेरे पापा à¤à¥€ यही कहते हैं।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
à¤à¤• गंजा जा रहा था। à¤à¤• लड़के ने उसे मजाक में छेड़ा- ‘आज तो दिन में à¤à¥€ चांद दिख रहा है।’
गंजे ने फà¥à¤°à¥à¤¤à¥€ से उस लड़के के सिर पर जोर का डंडा मारा और बोला- ‘ले, तारे à¤à¥€ देख ही ले।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
à¤à¤• बचà¥à¤šà¤¾ दौड़ा-दौड़ा घर आया और अपने दारà¥à¤¶à¤¨à¤¿à¤• मà¥à¤¦à¥à¤°à¤¾ में रहने वाले पिता से बोला- ‘पिताजी, मà¥à¤à¥‡ वह गाली देता है।’
पिता (सोचते हà¥à¤)- ‘बेटा, कà¥à¤› देता ही है न, लेता तो नहीं।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
पिंकी (सिपाही से)- अंकल, कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ आप पà¥à¤²à¤¿à¤¸ वाले हो?
सिपाही (पिंकी से)- हां बेटी, मगर तà¥à¤® à¤à¤¸à¤¾ कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ पूछ रही हो?
पिंकी- मेरी मां ने कहा था कि कà¥à¤› परेशानी हो तो किसी पà¥à¤²à¤¿à¤¸ वाले अंकल की मदद ले लेना।
सिपाही- हां बोलो कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ परेशानी है?
पिंकी- अंकल पहले तो मेरे जूते के फीते बांध दो और फिर मेरी नाक पोंछ दो।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤° (सोनू से)- बचà¥à¤šà¥‡, तà¥à¤® किसके लिठचशà¥à¤®à¤¾ बनवाना चाहते हो?
सोनू (डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤° से)- जी अपनी टीचर के लिà¤à¥¤
डॉकà¥à¤Ÿà¤°- कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚?
सोनू- वह इसलिठकà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚कि उनà¥à¤¹à¥‡à¤‚ मैं गधा नजर आता हूं।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
पà¥à¤²à¤¿à¤¸ अधिकारी (सिपाही से)- जब तà¥à¤®à¥à¤¹à¥‡à¤‚ पता था कि चोर à¤à¤¾à¤—कर कहां छिपा है, तो तà¥à¤®à¤¨à¥‡ उसे पकड़ा कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ नहीं?
सिपाही (पà¥à¤²à¤¿à¤¸ अधिकारी से)- कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ करता साहब, चोर जिस घर में छिपा था, उसके दरवाजे पर लिखा था- अंदर आना मना है।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
à¤à¤• सरदार जी तालाब के किनारे घूम रहा था। वहां उसने à¤à¤• मेंढक देखा। सरदार ने मेंढक से पूछा- कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ सरदार पागल होते हैं?
मेंढक उसकी आवाज सà¥à¤¨à¤•à¤° पानी में कूद गया।
सादार बोला- अरे यार इसमें सà¥à¤¸à¤¾à¤‡à¤¡ करने वाली कौन सी बात थी।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
मासà¥à¤Ÿà¤° जी ने बोरà¥à¤¡ पर दो शबà¥à¤¦ लिखे सतà¥à¤¯ और à¤à¥à¤°à¤®à¥¤
फिर à¤à¤• छातà¥à¤° से पूछा- बेटा यह बताओ कि सतà¥à¤¯ और à¤à¥à¤°à¤® में कà¥à¤¯à¤¾ अंतर है?
छातà¥à¤°- सर आप जो पढ़ाते है यह सतà¥à¤¯ है, लेकिन हम इसे समठरहे हैं यह आपका à¤à¥à¤°à¤® है।
February 24th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
पंडितजी ने खाना खाने के बाद अपनी तोंद पर हाथ फोरते हà¥à¤ कहा- ‘बस à¤à¤° गई।’ मगर मेजबान की जिद पर पंडितजी को थोड़ी रबड़ी और परोसी गई। पंडितजी वह à¤à¥€ चट कर गà¤à¥¤
इस पर मेजबान के छोटे लड़के ने पूछा- ‘पंडितजी, अà¤à¥€ तो आप कह रहे थे कि बस à¤à¤° गई, फिर à¤à¥€ रबड़ी खा गà¤à¥¤’
पंडितजी ने उसकी तरफ देखा और बोले- ‘बेटा, बस à¤à¤° गई थी, पर कंडकà¥à¤Ÿà¤° की सीट तो खाली थी।’
February 24th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
पिंकी- ‘ममà¥à¤®à¥€, ममà¥à¤®à¥€! आपके सिर में दो सफेद बाल à¤à¥€ हैं। ये बाल कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ आ गठममà¥à¤®à¥€?
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पिंकी- हूअ। तà¤à¥€ मैं सोचूà¤, नानी के सिर के पूरे ही बाल कà¥à¤¯à¥‹à¤‚ सफेद हो गà¤à¥¤’
February 25th, 2007 at 1:37 am
Chaand pe ghata chati toh hogi,
Sitaron pe chamak aati toh hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya,
Akele mein apne sakal pe hansi aati toh hogi…….
February 25th, 2007 at 8:25 am
dosto dosti wo hai jo bhule se bhi na bhulai jai
dosti wo nahi jesai bhula deaa jai
February 25th, 2007 at 9:41 am
khujali
desi teacher urdu ki class perha raha thaa aur uski zip khuli wi thi 2 female students dekh ker hasna lagein toh teacher bolaa,zada hasssi arahi ha toh bahar nikal ker KHURAA ker doon ga
February 25th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Windows 2000 - Hindi Version
Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.
Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of…
Khidkiyan 2000:
Phaail = File
Bachao = Save
Aise Bachao = Save as
Subko Bachao = Save All
Mujhe Bachao = Help
Dhoondo = Find
Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move
Daak = Mail
Daakiya = Mailer
Paas se dhekho = Zoom
Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out
Kholo = Open
Bandh Karo = Close
Naya = New
Khatara = Old
Badli Karo = Replace
Bhaago = Run
Chhaapo = Print
Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Kaapi = Copy
Kaato = Cut
Kato = Stupid Houseguest
Chipkao = Paste
Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special
Goli Maaro = Delete
Nazaara = View
Hathiyaar = Tools
Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar
Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet
Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database
Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit
Ped = Tree
Thooso = Compress
Chooha = mouse
Tik-Tik Karo = Click
Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar
Cheers !
February 25th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
TAB TAK PYAR SE PYAR MAT KARO.
JAB TAK PYAR AAP SE PYAR NA KARE.
AGAR PYAR AAP SE PYAR KARE TO PYAR KO ITNA PYAR KARO KI PYAR KISI OUR SE PYAR NA KARE.
February 27th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
wo kaun si ghadi thi jab aap
paida hue
TIMEX,
ROLEX,
TITAN,
HMT,
QUARTZ Ya koi our jawab jaldi bhejna
Company band karni hai,
taki aisa haadsaa dubara na ho.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate huyi mili… bhagwan ne poocha aisa kyun, sardar ne kaha- “MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHEECH raha haiâ€
February 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am
KAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????
March 1st, 2007 at 7:44 am
HER EK MUSKURAHAT MUSKAAN NAHI HOTI..
NAFRAT HO YA MOHHABAT AASAAN NAHI HOTI..
ANSU KHUSI OR GAM KE HOTE HAI EK JAISE..
LEKIN IN ANSUON KI PEHCHAAN NAHI HOTI..
ONLY FOR SAROJ…..
March 1st, 2007 at 7:45 am
God puchha: Kidhar Jana Mangta?
Swarg ya Nark?
Apun Bola: Nark!
Malum Kyun?
Tum sala dost log wahich milenga.
March 1st, 2007 at 11:57 am
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA
March 6th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
pyaar to sabhi karte hai.
koi kisi se koi kisise.
hum unse o kisi aur se.
naa humein mili naa unhe.
ab bewafa kise kahe humein yaa tumhe.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:43 am
kidik khule zulfe udai ham ne socha husne yarr ka
didarr tha zulfe hati kismat footi q k wo nahaya hua sardar tha
March 9th, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hum dosti nibhana jante hai, jakham chahe kitna gahra ho, hum dava lagana jante hai, hame bhulane ki koshis na karna, hum gala dabana bhi jante hai..
March 9th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
chand taro ka noor tujh par barse,
har koi teri chahat ko tarse,
teri zindagi me aaye itni ladkiyan,
too apni life me chaddi pahanane ko tarse
March 10th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
March 10th, 2007 at 8:09 am
jab se koi milla
khoe khoe hain hum
na hume apni fikar
na hi kissi kissi ki khabar
wo meethi meethi batain yaad aati hain
uss muskan ko taraste hain hum
dua karte hain hain bas yehi hum
khush rahe aaap hamesha
beshak deni pare apni jaan ki kurbani
March 10th, 2007 at 10:21 am
gaali mat de gaali mat de gaddha khod dunga
agle janam mein tera baap bankar
teri maa ko chod dunga..
March 11th, 2007 at 6:42 am
dosti ka safar lamba hova to kya!!!!!!
dosti ka safar lamba hova to kya!!!!!!
thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chale!!!!!!!
thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chale!!!!!!!
aage jake rickshaw kar lenge!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2007 at 9:04 am
kiss kee mahefil me kiss kiss ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiss tarah se kiss kiya … ek aap he jisne har miss ko kiss kiya or ek ham he jisne har kiss ko miss kiya..
March 12th, 2007 at 11:22 am
GAM WOH CHEEZ HAI,
GAM WOH CHEEZ HAI,
JISSE KAGAJ CHIPKAYE JATE HAI!!
March 12th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Kadam do kadam to sab challeta hai’
Par zindagi bhar ka saat koi nahi nibhata.
Agar rokar bhulaya jata yaadein,
To haas kar koi gam koi nahi chupata.
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Remember always try to find a partner who can stay with you in every sorrow and happiness. The one who can fight the world for is your true and the only life partner for you.
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Enjoy your life baby (Tension nai lanaka, Tension denaka, mamu)
March 13th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Ek baar Santa ko Banta rota hua mila, usne
uske rone ka kaaran pocha, toh usne bataya ki
woh blood test karane aaya tha aur unhone
uski ugli kat thi, yeh baat sunkar Santa bhi rone
laga to Banta ne uske rone ka kaaran pocha
toh usne kaha ” MAIN TOH URINE TEST KARANE JA
RAHA THA”
March 14th, 2007 at 6:24 am
zindagi ki raho me jab bhi aage-aage jaoge,
peeche ek saya tum hardam paoge,
mud kar dekhoge to tanhai hogi,
mehsoos karoge to homko paoge.
March 14th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Ae zindagi yu mujhse yu daga na kar,
mei zinda rahoo ye dua na kar,
koi dekhta ho unko to hoti hai jalan,
Ae Hawa tu bhi unhe chhua na kar….
March 14th, 2007 at 6:33 am
Sirf apke liye chaand tare tod du
mercedes opel austra, maruti tak chhod du,
Itna kaafi nahi ya 2-4 jhoot aur bol du,,,,
March 14th, 2007 at 8:10 am
hamain to apnone loota, gairo main kaha dam tha, apni kashti wahi doobi jahan paani kam tha.
March 15th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Kuda ne mujse kaha- bande ishq na kar ishq mein tu deewana ho jayega, Maine kaha - a khuda kabhi zamin pe aake MERE YAAR se mil, ishq Tujhe khud hi ho jayega.
March 15th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Priye Dost,
Maine aap ka yah website dekha aur mujhe ish website se bahut hi sakun milta hai. mai aap logo ka sukrguzar rahunga ki aap jaise log ish payar karne walon ke liye v kuch likhte hai jish ko padh ke hame sukun milta hai. ishke liye mai aur mere sare Dost aaplogo ke abhari rahenge.
eak bar phier se aap logo ko DHANYABAD.
Pravin kumar
March 16th, 2007 at 7:15 am
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
March 16th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa ankho ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalkate hai meri bhi ankho se aansu,
Jab tumhare door hone ka ehsaas hota hai.
March 16th, 2007 at 11:33 am
hi it was fabulass it will help me for ;pataying my malll yarr
thank’s a lot spectial thgank’s to pooooooooooooopopopopop
March 17th, 2007 at 7:02 am
kabhi kabhi mare dil main khyal aata hai
khuda tare jaise namoone ko kyon banata hai.
March 17th, 2007 at 9:43 am
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!
Plzz… Dont mind….
March 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection.. Bt dis wd be 4 sure dat I’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…
March 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Tomato-cute
Onion-rude
Mirchi-hot
Potato-friendly
Carrot-mast moula
Lemon-Sentimental
Capsicum-practical
Radish-beautiful
Wht suits me?
Reply….
March 18th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…. Its about..who came and never left…..
March 18th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Ishq aisa karo ki Dhadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to khusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon par chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…..
March 18th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!
March 19th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
pyaar to sabhi karte hai.
koi kisi se koi kisise.
hum unse o kisi aur se.
naa humein mili naKAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????
a unhe.
ab bewafa kise kahe humein yaa tumhe.
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA
KAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????
March 19th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Hum haste hai toh log samajhte hai ke humein aadat hai muskurane ki,
par woh nadan kya jaane yeh bhi ek ada hai gham chupane ki
March 19th, 2007 at 7:52 am
Kisiki chahat par zinda rehne waale hum na the
kisi par mitne waale hum na the
aadat pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki
warne kisiko yaad karne waale hum na the
March 19th, 2007 at 10:38 am
One thing I like about u….ki tum har kaam dil laga ke karte ho. You know why???
Kyun ki dimag ka to option hi nahi hai…hehehe…
March 20th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
chand ko chand ka thofa nahi dete ,
dil ko jajbat ka thofa nahi dete,
dene ko to aapko chand bhi de dete,
magar chand ko chand ka thofa nahi dete
March 21st, 2007 at 7:52 am
Be slow in choosing a friend and slower while loosing them.
Because friendship is not an opportunity,its a sweet responsibility.
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:13 am
sarf par na burf par sararo pe harf aaiga ishi liye to nazer ghukai rahta hoo, nazere uthi to tera chera nazer aaiga
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 am
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha ka
March 28th, 2007 at 10:41 am
BICHHAD NA TO PADEGA HI AB HUMEIN DARKAR KYA HOGA
YAADEIN LEKAR JEENA HAI AB HUMEIN
DARD SAHEKAR MUSKURANA HAI AB HUMEIN
KHUD SE KHAPA HOKE KYA HOGA??? AB YAHAN
March 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
teen cheetiyan ja raheehi thi achanak beech wali cheenten ne kaha ke mere aage bhi do cheetiyan he aur peeche bhi do cheetiyan he bataye kesee???????????????????????????????
nahen aataaa men batata hoon beech wali cheeten jhoot bol rahee thee……..hahahhahahahahaahahahah
March 30th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Reh-reh kar apki yaad aye to kya kare?
Apki yaad dil se na jaye to kya kare?
Socha tha ke khwaabon mein humari mulakat hogi
Ab neend he na aye to kya kare?
March 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Tumko main bhulaaun kaise…
yaadon ko mitaaun kaise…
mere dil mein rehte ho..
ghar ko main jalaaun kaise..
tumhara gam azeez hai
aakhir tumhari cheez hai
ye jo dil ke daag hain…
inko main chupaaun kaise..
kuch bijliyon ka shor hai
kuch aandhiyon ka zor hai
kya karoon ab ya ilaahi…
aashiyaa banaaun kaise..
hoonth kaanp jaate hain
aansoo nikal aate hain
haal-e-dil tumko sanam
aakhir main sunaaun kaise…
Ik Bewafa Ko Ham Ne Is Dil Men Jaga Dey Thi
Khawabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di Thi
Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Kud Sy Bhi Bahot Barh Kar
Us Chahat Men Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Dey Thi
Malom Nahi Tha Ham Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bahrosa Karky Kud KO Hi Saza Dey Thi
Socha Tha Sath Mill Kay Katen Gey Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Aikh Pal Main Har Bat Bohla Dey Thi
Keysa Sitam Hey Dekho Wo Kab Sey Juda Ha Mujh Sey
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saeya Sa Bana Dey Thi
Kia Tha Us Per Bahrosa Kuen Had Sey Bahrh Kar!
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Men Ik Halchal Sey Macha Dey Thi
Jab mein chala jaunga, Duniya chorr jaunga,
Shikwa naa karung tumse, chupchap chala jaunga,
Wada toh naa kiya tha tumse phir bhi nibhaunga,
Marr kar bhi sirf mein tujhe hee chahunga !!!
“Dil Bas Dard Ka Ek Nagma Hai,
Abtak mera Naseeb Kyoun Sapna Hai;
TumKo Gar Lagta Hai, Apno Main Kush Hoon Main
Teri Judaai Ka Gam To, Maut se Bhi Dugna Hai”
Na Naraj Hona Gar Jo Bichar jaooun Main ;
Na Kerna Dua Gar jo Tera AeshQ Ban Jaoun Main ;
Hamne Apni dil ki Nazroun Main Basaya Hai Tumko,
Deepak Ki tarha Jalegain,Gar Khuda neKabhi Aajmaya humko
March 30th, 2007 at 11:36 am
KHUDA KARE KI AAJ BARISH HO JAYE AUR EK KATORA PANI USME BHAR JAYE. JO MERE SMS KA JAWAB NA DE WO USME DUB KAR MAR JAYE.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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April 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
na main shayar hu,
naa shaayar ka bhateeja hu,
main to apne maa baap ke,
manoranjan ka nateeja hu……….
April 4th, 2007 at 9:21 am
aaj tu bewafa he to koi gam nahi
teri ye bewafai hi sabooot he
ki tune mujhse mohabbat ki thi kabhi.
teri bewafai ka koi gila nahi
he to un bato ka jo aur kitno ko
diwana bana,jinda kabra banaigi.
April 4th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Khushiyon ne vada kiya ki ” i will be comning after five days…” zindgi ke calendar main dekha … toh kambakhat … jeene ke din hi char the….!!!
April 4th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Shayri aati nahi shayar banne chale
sar pe bal nahi hero banne chale.
April 5th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Aansuoo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootane ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti…
April 5th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Teri pyari si ummid kaise tod jaun
Tu khwab dekhe aur mai nazar na aaun
Kuch to baat hai rishte me hamari
Kya aapake kadam nahi kahate
Ek bar unase milane aaun.
April 7th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
nice jokes
phulon ko mat toro kaanta lag jaye ga
ladki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
April 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!
Friends may b old. Friends may b new. real friends r very FEW. So whenever u r Lonely, remember its TRUE. Some 1 somewhere is thinking of u…
Its d best beeling in d world when u call me or give missed calls or msg me, becoz I then know tht for a second I crossed ur mind…!
Kuch to majburiya rahi hongi yuhi koi bewafa nahi hota tatol kar dekho apne dil ko fasla bewaja nahi hota…
Nishi says to me…
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…
Swati (Chhuti) says to me…
Ishq aisa karo ki Chadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to dhusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon per chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…
Sheena says to me…
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…Its about — who came and never left…
Ranjeet (DON) says to me…
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…
April 7th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Dhoka na dena tujhpe aetbaar bahut hai
Yeh dil teri chahat ka talubgar bahut hai
Dekhu na teri surat to kuch dhikhai nahi deta
Hum kya kare hume tumse pyaar bahut hai
April 7th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
zindigi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki…
waqat her manxil dikha deta hai …
kon marta hai kis k liyeh……….
waqat sub ko jeena sikha deta hai ……
April 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!
Friends may b old. Friends may b new. real friends r very FEW. So whenever u r Lonely, remember its TRUE. Some 1 somewhere is thinking of u…
Its d best beeling in d world when u call me or give missed calls or msg me, becoz I then know tht for a second I crossed ur mind…!
Kuch to majburiya rahi hongi yuhi koi bewafa nahi hota tatol kar dekho apne dil ko fasla bewaja nahi hota…
Nishi says to me…
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…
Swati (Chhutki) says to me…
Ishq aisa karo ki Chadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to dhusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon per chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…
Sheena says to me…
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…Its about — who came and never left…
Ranjeet (DON) says to me…
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…
April 9th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Zindgi badi udas hai, mujhe lagi pyas hai,mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,mujhe khelni aati taash hai,cow khati ghas haimain uska sir fod dungi jo kahega meri poem bakwas hai……………
April 10th, 2007 at 8:20 am
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA
April 11th, 2007 at 3:35 am
Jaan hai Mujhko Zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan Yaari..!!
Jaan ke liye todd doon Dosti bhi tumhaari..!!
Ab tumse kya chhupana ei Mere Dost,Tum hi to ho Pyari si JAAN hamaari..!!
April 11th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Jab Khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga,Ek Suroor sa Uske man me aaya hoga..!!
Pehle socha hoga tujhe Jannat main rakhu,phir Use Mera khayal aaya hoga..!!
April 11th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Duniya me aaye ho to jina padega chaye jahar mile to pi le par is duniya me jina padega
April 11th, 2007 at 9:07 am
koun kahata hain ki TAJMAHAL banane keliyea daulat (Money)nahin milti
Daulat to bahut milti hain par MUMTAJ kahain milti.
April 11th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
chae me sakar nehin to pine ki kya maja bister mein bibi nehi to sone ka kya maja
April 11th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Itna sikud gaya hoon, Uski judai se,
Khatmal bhi khich le jaaten hain charpai se
April 12th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
bolnay wale bohaat kuch boltay hai
hume sunay ki aadat nahi
padna chahte hai aap ka shyer
magar yeh hamari fitrath nahi
April 12th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
log kehtay hai hume shayari aati hai
hum kehtay hai shyer to koi bhi
keh sakta hai uskay sath
hume yari lagani aati hai .
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
mainay use ruka kar kaha
guess?
meary ghar par chai bani
aap ke ghar se bisciut la lo
April 14th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Aap Ki Berukhi Ko Bhi Rutba Diya Humne; Apne Rishtey Ka Farz Ada Kita Humne; Aaj Fir Humne Yaad Kiya Apko; Aap Ka SMS Ane Se Pehle…
April 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
realy this is very good site. I like it and i want to tell somthing to all of those gyes whose read this site please write a lovely joke or sayri for other gyes.
ek kavi sammelan me jab ek bujurg kavi ko manch par bulaya gaya to vo ye sayri bolane lage.
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
iske aage wo bhul gaye yad karne ke liye phir se bola
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
tab tak kisi ne bola laga de aag chilman ko na ye jhanke na o jhanke. good bye.
April 20th, 2007 at 5:07 am
bolnay wale bohaat kuch boltay hai
hume sunay ki aadat nahi
padna chahte hai aap ka shyer
magar yeh hamari fitrath nahi
April 20th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Zindgi me kuch na pa sake to kya gum hai
Aapke jaisa dost paya ye kya kam hai
Ek choti si jagah paya unke dil me ye kya kisi TAJ MAHAL se kam hai…..
April 20th, 2007 at 9:24 am
Teacher:Balu Beta ye Padhake Dikha
70,82,89,99
Balu:Sevanti,Yetitu,Yetinay,Naytarnay
Teacher:hahahahah……..
April 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
chandi chand ki milti hai,
chamakna sitaron ko padta hai,
pyaar ek se hota hai,
tadfana hazaron ko padta hai.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
kal kare so aaj, aaj kare so ab,
kal kare so aaj, aaj kare so ab,
abhey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kabh
April 26th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota
April 26th, 2007 at 8:20 am
kutta bhuke hazar…
hathi chale bazar…
kutta agar ek lakh bhi bhuke…
to bhi hathi chale bazar….
April 26th, 2007 at 8:29 am
AANKHO ME KYUN AANSU JHALAK JATE HAIN,
TANHAIUN ME KYUN GHUM YAAD AATE HAIN,
AANSU POCHAKAR KOI YE BATADE HAME,
DOOR RAHENE WAKE AKSAR KYUN YAAD AATE HAIN….(SHAH)
April 26th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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*you*____ I LOVE *YOU*_____*you*
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*you*_______you*
*you*__*you*
*you*
YOU LOVE ME
I LOVE YOU NAYELA NAAZ
April 26th, 2007 at 9:12 am
subah teri sham meri ho, din tera rat meri ho, hasi teri udasi meri ho, jab maut bhi aye dost to sirf kabar teri par usme laash meri ho.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:15 am
love ever, hate never, smile ever, cry never, but forget me never, bcoz we are friends forever
April 27th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine,
har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,
teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,
waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine,
ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,
teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,
bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:54 am
kisi kadar woh log bhi to jinda hai,
jinhone umar gujari hai bewfai mai,
tadap ke hijar(tanhaiya)ki raate gujar hi jati hai,
yeh sach hai ki nahi marta koi judaee mai.
May 1st, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Khali hai botal phir bhi piye jaa raha hai,
Zindagi se bor hu phir bhi jiye jaa raha hu
Kisi kamine ka sms nahi aaraha phir bhi kamino ko sms kiye jaa raha hu.
May 1st, 2007 at 12:14 pm
dhoor ek gaun tha,gaun mein randiyan sasti thi,
jitna dalo utna hasti thi.
May 7th, 2007 at 6:03 am
Tumhare ek call se,
Sabhi hasaratein puri ho jaati hain,
Pyass hai samundar ki,
Magar ek boond se hi mit jaati hain
May 7th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Humko kiska hai intezaar,
Ye hum ya rub jaane,
Par hum madhosh huye jaate hai,
Aapki yadon mein ye to sab jaane
May 7th, 2007 at 7:00 am
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May 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Humko Maalum Hain
Ishq Masum hai
Dil se hojati hai galatiyan
sabrase ishq mehroom hai
May 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa ankho ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalkate hai meri bhi ankho se aansu,
Jab tumhare door hone ka ehsaas hota hai
May 8th, 2007 at 7:45 am
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!
Plzz… Dont mind….
ANIL
May 8th, 2007 at 7:47 am
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
May 16th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do
kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??
May 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
shikwe bhi hue honge humse,
shikayete bhi hui hongi humse,
par doston gila nahi karte,
aache nahi bure sahi,
par hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte….
May 18th, 2007 at 4:42 am
jab dard nahi tha shine mein…
kya khub maja tha jine mein…
aaj dard bhara hain shine mein…
takleef ho rahi jeene mein..
maut de do parwah nahi…
mujhe jeene ki koi chah nahi…
dard lekar nahi jee saktein..
kyoki………..?
tumse payar kiya hain koi gunah nahi..
tum khoobsurat ho hasi ho …
mere dil mein basi ho…
hum chahtein hain jisko tum wo dilnasi ho..
May 18th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Apne BEAUTIFUL hone par itna guroor na kar
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
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Tumhara smart hona bhi tab tak qayam hai jab
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FAIR & LOVELY sassti hai!
May 18th, 2007 at 8:48 am
. Ishq aisa karo ke dil mein bas JAYE, saans bhi lo to khushboo usiki AAYE,pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe aise CHAYE, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.
May 18th, 2007 at 8:49 am
41. Jaha dosti, vaha pyar…
jaha pyar, vaha ishq…
jaha ishq, vaha mohabat…
jaha mohabat, vaha judai…
jaha judai, vaha dard…
May 18th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Hichkiyon se eik baat ka ehsas hota hai,
ki shayad koi humhe yaad to karta hai,
milne na aaye to kya hua,
par char lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai
May 18th, 2007 at 9:17 am
Itna kyon chahte hai use k bhula nai sakte,
itna kyo pas gaye k ab door ja nai sakte,
ab tanhai main baithe ye sochte hain,
kyo chahte hai use jise ham pa nai skte
May 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Bahut si duaon me ek dua hamari hogi.
Us dua mey mangi har khushi tumhari hogi.
Aaj puri ho jab koi khwahish,
to samajh lena yeh dua hamari hogi.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 am
. Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna,
duniya ki bhid me pahchan koi rakhna,
ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,
in hathho pe sada muskan banaye rakhna.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Badi aasani se dil lagaye jate hain,
par badi mushkil se vade nibhaye jate hain,
le jati hain mohabbat un raho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jate hain.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
ajj hum unse jannath mein takra gaye hamare dil se aawaz nikli
tumhari maki tum idahr bhi aagayee
May 20th, 2007 at 5:46 am
1 - if malika shehrawat playe roll of dropdi,Duryodhan will have to say,”dussashan pahna do hamari is dasi ko sari ,hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron mein kaisi lagti hai.
2 - dosti ka safar lamba hua to kyahua, thoda tum chalo thoda hum chalenge fir………………………… hum dono ricshaw kar lenge.
3 - hi, aasj mousam mein kuchajeeb baat hai, bekabu se hamare khayalat hai,ji chahata hai chura lain aapko aapse, per mammy kahti hai chori karna paap hai.
May 21st, 2007 at 5:32 am
moor moor ke na dekh mujhe u hanstey hanstey mere dost bahot hoshiyaar hai keh denge bhabi namstey
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
dil da ki asi roohan tak tenu pyaar kita,
oh sajan horr bana ke baith gaye,
asi fer vi ohda intezaar kita,
soupne tod mai sare apne,
ohde soupeyan nu sakaar kita,
asi te pyaar kita,
shayed ohne dila ta vaar kita
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:52 pm
yaad aye khabhi to ankhein band na karna,
hun chale bhi jaein to hgum na karna,
yeh zaroori nahi ke har rishte ka naam ho,
par pyaar ke ehsaas dil se kam na karna,
May 24th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar…
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar…!
May 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
bapu sada nahi manda billo hor khitho kar le trnaya
May 26th, 2007 at 4:05 am
boss great yar lagay rahoo such you are rocking
May 27th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
hum wo nahi jo tuje gum mein chod dege,
hum wo nahi jo tujese naata tod denge,
hum to tere wo dost hai, jo agar teri saase band ho to
apni saase jod denge.
May 28th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
THIS ONLY 4 U ARFI(JO 498 PR HA) ITS A NICE FEELING WHEN U KNOW SOME1 LOVES U……..SOME1MISS U…..SOME1 NEVER FORGETS UR POETRY…………….THATS ME
May 31st, 2007 at 9:31 am
GIRLS SAYS:roshini chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi mohoobat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nahi……
BOYS SAYS:roshini chand se hoga tho sitaron ka kiya honga mohoobat ek se hoge tho hazaron ka kiya honga……
June 1st, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Bulbul ka Bacha, Khata tha Khitchrri.
Peetha tha Pani, Gata tha Ganney.
Mere Sirhane, Ek din Akela baitha hoa tha.
Main ne urraya wapis na aya..
KUTTI KA BACHA!
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I Like you jabse……….
you like me tabse………
I like you tabtak………
you like me tabtak……..
I don’t know you like me kabtak………
but i like you marte dam tak………………….
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
SOME LOVES SILVER SHIP..
SOME LOVES GOLDEN SHIP..
BUT I LOVE ONLY ONE SHIP…
THAT IS YOUR FRIENDS……
June 4th, 2007 at 9:25 am
hoti nahi mahobat surat se. mahobat to DIL se hoti hai |
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagati hai kadar jinki DIL me hoti hai
June 6th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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June 6th, 2007 at 9:32 am
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
mainay use ruka kar kaha
guess?
meary ghar par chai bani
aap ke ghar se bisciut la lo
June 6th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…
June 8th, 2007 at 10:52 am
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June 12th, 2007 at 4:05 am
ai dile mumtazar ab na kar injaar
wo gujare jawane nahi aayenge
jakham dena tha unko wo de hi gaye
ab marham lagane nahi aayenge
June 12th, 2007 at 5:40 am
gud jokes.now i think my life is also become a joke.
June 12th, 2007 at 5:44 am
tum bin jiya jaya kaisa ,kaisa jiya jaya tum bin . sadiyo sa lambi hai rata sadiyo sa lamba hua din . ajao laut kar yai dil kaha raha hai.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
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June 13th, 2007 at 5:54 am
dete kyu hi y dard bus hami ko,
wo kya samjhange aankho ki nami ko
laakho dewane hi jish chand ke,
wo kya mehsus karenge taare ki kammi ko
June 13th, 2007 at 6:15 am
is bhari dunya main koi aapna na hua.
gayr to gayr the aapno ka sahara na hua
log ro ro kar hasa karte the.
main hasa to bhi gujara na hua
June 13th, 2007 at 6:23 am
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
June 13th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Woh kahte hai majbur hai hum,na chahte hue bhi door hai hum,churali unhone hamari dhadkane,fir bhi kahte hai bekasoor hai hum.
June 14th, 2007 at 10:12 am
Mehsher mei teri shan nazar aayegi
Saari dunya pareshan nazar aayegi
Bakshega na tu hum guneigaroon ku
Jannath teri weraan nazar ayegi
June 14th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Nazar ne nazar ki nazar pe
Nazar se nazar milathei dekha
Jab padi nazar pe nazar ki nazar
Thou nazar ne nazar ke nazar se nazar milathei dekha
June 15th, 2007 at 3:06 am
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Hamare ghar nazar na lage kisi ki
Isliye ghar ke bahar latkayi hai…
Ajay!
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June 15th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Do you know the reason why GIRLS like “LAKME” cream…..
B’coz they want to say…………………..
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L - Love
A - And
K - Kiss
M - Me
E - Everyday!!
Ajay
June 15th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Vaadiyon se chaand nikal aaya hai,
Fizaaon me naya rang chhaya hai,
Aap hai k khamosh baithe hai,
Ab to muskuraiye kyunki hamara SMS aaya hai.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Zindagi me meri kuch nhi
Jo tumhara nhi wo pal gozara nhi jis pal tujhe pokara nhi
Koch nhi he is duniya me agar too nhi he
Bekar he zindagi agar saath tumhara nhi he
June 16th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
ganna to hum bhi chahtein hain
magar aawaj nahin.
bajana to hum bhi chahatein hain
magar saar nahin.
kyon shajaan itna guroor kyon karte ho apne is
TAJMAHAL per
banaana to hum bhi chahtein hain
magar mumtaj
June 18th, 2007 at 8:27 am
hi
June 19th, 2007 at 1:36 am
ooooooooo hujoor………..
bhad me jaye tera suroor
surt se tu lagta khajoor
bidi ki factory ka majdoor…….
chal hoja ab dooooooor…..
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June 21st, 2007 at 12:29 pm
dil ma ab dard ki sewa kuch be nahi .yad aap ke aati hai chori chori roota hon
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:41 am
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June 22nd, 2007 at 10:43 am
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June 23rd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
tum door sahi majboor sahi par yad tumahri aati hai
yum sans waha par leti ho
par bas yahan tak aati hai
June 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am
My heart is beating
Keeps on refitting
I am waiting 4 u
My love in closes………………….
June 24th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
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June 27th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Bahut samjhaya dil ko ki, bevafa se vafa na kar bethe.
Sambhal kar rakha tha jisko, woh hamse daga na kar bethe,
Who mile they humein musafir ban kar, kahin unhe yaad na kar bethe.
Jo puri na ho sake kahin, woh hi fariyaad na kar bathe.
June 29th, 2007 at 4:28 am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
June 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
i h.a.t.e. u
H-HAPPY TO SEE U
A-ALWAYS MISS U
T-TAKE U AS MY GOOD FRIEND
E-EVERY DAY REMEMBER U & NEVER FORGET U
SO I REALLY H.A.T.E. U
THIS IS FUNTASTIC SITE I APPRICIATE YOUR WORK
July 1st, 2007 at 9:05 am
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subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
ki ———-
mere charpaye ke niche se mera chappal kaun le jata hai.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 am
This is d AWESOME SITE I HAVE EVER SEEN….
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:30 am
aap se eisi baat na ho, jis se aapko rona padhe
Duwa hai rab se aap ki khusi, kisi bhi gham se dho na-padhe
Har subaha aap ke liye, suraj nayi rosani de,
aap ki paas eisi dil ho ki, kohi bhi dost ko kho na-padhe.
July 4th, 2007 at 4:33 am
aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi, aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,jojhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi, aur uth kar jhuki to ada ban gayi…
July 4th, 2007 at 8:27 am
VAADE KARTE HAIN KASME KHATE HAI,
LEKIN PHIR BHI SAATH CHHOD DETE HAIN,
HUME TO TAKLIF HOTI HAI PHOOL TODNE MAIN BHI,
PER KUCH LOG AASANI SE DIL TOD DETE HAI. TO SHRUTI.
July 4th, 2007 at 8:30 am
JAB KISI KE SAPNE KISI KE ARMAN BAN JAYE,
KISI KI HASI KISI KI MUSKAAN BAN JAYE,
BEPANHAA PYAR KAHTE HAI USE JAB . . . . .
KISI KI SAANSE KISI KI JAAN BAN JAYE. . . . . . . . . TO Shruti
July 4th, 2007 at 8:33 am
YE DIL NA JAANE KYA KAR BAITHA …
PUCHE BINA HI MUJHSE, FAISLA KAR BAITHA …
IS ZAMEEN PAR TOOTA SITARA NAHI GIRTA AUR YE PAGAL …
CHAND SE PYAR KAR BAITHA . . . . . . . TO SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:36 am
YE RAAT ITNI TANHA KYO HOTI HAI . . . .
SABKO KISMAT SE SHIKAYAT KYO HOTI HAI . . . .
YE KISMAT BHI AJEEB KHEL KHELTI HAI . . . .
JISE PANA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI ….
MOHABBAT USI SE KYO HOTI HAI . . . . . . . To SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:40 am
AASMAAN KE TARON NE EK DIN MUJHSE PUCHA,
KYA TUMHE AB BHI INTZAAR HAI UNKE LAUT AANE KA,
MAINE MUSKURAKAR KAHA . . . .
MUJHE TO AB TAK YAKEEN NAHI HAI UNKE CHALE JAANE KA. .To SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:44 am
** GOLDEN WORDS **
Kabhi “ZINDGI” Main kisi ke liye mat “RONA”
Q Ke Wo Tumhare “AANSUON” ke “KABIL” “NAHI” Hoga
AUR
“WO” Jo Is “KABIL” Hoga,
Wo Tumhe “RONE” Nahi Dega . . . . . lov u SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:49 am
jAB HUM USKI DHUN MAIN RAHA KARTE THE !
HUM BHI CHUP CHAP JIYA KARTE THE !
ANKHO MAIN PYAAS HUA KARTI THI !
DIL MAIN TOOFAN UTHA KARTE THE !
LOG AATE THE GAZAL SUNNE !
HUM USKI BAAT KIYA KARTE THE !
KISI VIRAANE MAIN US SE MILKAR !
DIL MAIN KYA PHOOL KHILA KARTE THE !
GHAR KI DIWAR SAJANE KI KHATIR HUM USKA NAAM LIKHA KARTE THE !
KISI KO MOHABBAT KARTE DEKH YAAD AATA HAI !
HUM BHI KABHI MOHABBAT KIYA KARTE THE ! . . . . . To SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:53 am
TOOFANO MAIN KASTI KO KINARE BHI MILTE HAI,
JAHAN MAIN LOGON KO SAHARE BHI MILTE HAI,
DUNIYA MAIN SABSE PYAARI HAI ZINDGI,
KUCH LOG ZINDGI SE BHI PYARE MILTE HAI. . . . . . To SHRUTI
July 5th, 2007 at 12:18 am
Chaiwala ek ladki se
“Bholi si surat
ankho me masti
door kadi sarmaye
aaye hai!!!!!!!”
Ladki chaiwale se
“Kali si surat
hato me ketli
door kada chilaaye
Chai Chai!!!!!!!”
July 6th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Pure Friendship is Like Sugarcane…….
U Crush It, Twist It, Squeez It, Beat It 2 Pulp….
All That U’ll Get Is Only Sweetness……..
July 8th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Hasne ke bad Qu rulati hai yeh duniya
Jane ke bad Qu bulati hai yeh duniya
Zindage me kya kuch kasar baki the
jo marne ke bad bhi jalati hai yeh duniya
July 9th, 2007 at 7:13 am
ek din jab tumahare shadi ho jayege tumahari biwi ke
pet me
mera
ha mera
100% sure
bhatija ho ga
saale besharam biwi be shak karta hai……
July 11th, 2007 at 10:03 am
kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
kuch nasha to dheemi brsaat ka hai
hame aap yuhi shrabi na kahiye
yeh dil par asar to apse mulaqat ka hai
July 12th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Dosti ishq se kum nahi hoti,
Na ho ishq to jindgi khatam nahi hoti,
Saath agar ho jindgi tumahari,
To jindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
Roopa
July 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Dosti ishq se kum nahi hoti,
Na ho ishq to jindgi khatam nahi hoti,
Saath agar ho jindgi tumahari,
To jindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
July 12th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
If people say ur carazy,
Be PATIENT,
ur Monkey,
RELAX,
ur stupid,
Be cool,
but if they say ur Smart,
Thappad lagana saale ko,
Mazak ki b koi hadd hoti hai,
July 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
DIL KE RISHTE KA KOI NAAM NAHI HOTA,HAR RAASTE KA KOI MUKAAM NAHI HOTA,AGAR NIBHANE KI CHAHAT HO DONO TARAF,KASAM SE KOI RISHTA NAAKAAM NAHI HOTA……..
July 13th, 2007 at 9:36 am
TERI YAAD MEIN HUM DIN RAAT MAR MITEY,TU CHALA DUR TO TOOTE SAARE SAPNEY.TERE AANE K INTEZAAR MEIN AANKHEIN BICHAYE HUM LEKIN TUM HAI K DURR SE HI TADPAATE HO SANAM
July 13th, 2007 at 9:39 am
AANKHON MEIN ARMAAN DIYA KARTE HAI,HUM AAPKI NIND CHURALIYA KARTE HAI.ABSE JAB JAB AAPKI PALKEIN JHAPKEGI SAMAJHLENA TAB TAB HUM AAP KO YAAD KIYA KARTE HAI.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:37 am
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
HO JA TAKLA KAR DE SAWERA…
July 13th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
namaskar,
men aisa msg hun
jise murkh padte hen
gadhe dusron ko forward karte hen
nalayak ise delete karte hen
aur besaram ise store karte hen
now what u’ll do……..
July 14th, 2007 at 7:08 am
“FRIEND” Means
F: First for Me,
R: Ready anytime for Me,
I: Inspires Me,
E: Enjoys life with Me,
N: Never forget me,
D: Dear its u.
one of the best sites I have seen!!
July 14th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Socha tha is kadar unko bhul jayenge,
Dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayenge,
par jab-jab samne aaya unka chehra,
socha is baar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge.
July 14th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres
July 14th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
“Wife” Means For The Married Pepole Only
W: Worries
I: Invite
F: For
E: Ever
one of the best sites I have seen
July 19th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
you all are really rocks!!!!!keep it up
…….such a great collection plz tell me from where you all get this?????
July 21st, 2007 at 5:37 am
woh mera naam likh likh kar mita dete hai
yehi andaaz mohabbat ka pata dete hai
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:31 am
mujhe shayari bahut pasand hai
July 25th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Who r u….?? Why u keep messaging me…??
Who gave u my no….??
Pls Never message me again…… . .
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na!
To msg Karo na.????
July 25th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Allah ke naam pe..
maula ke naam pe…
bhagwan ke naam pe…
k0i mere is msg padne wale d0st k0 paisa ded0 baba..
ye bhikari mujhe sms nahin karti
July 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Log 14th Feb ko aisa kya karte hai????…..ke
theek nine month baad 14th Nov ko Childrens Day
manana padhta hai!!!!!!:):):)
rocking angel;)
July 28th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Mandir me path kar leta hoon,
Masjid me namaj padh leta hoon,
Insan se kahin Khuda na ban jaoon,
isliye thoda paap kar leta hoon.
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Tum dur sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
tum lete ho saans wahan
par badboo yahan tak aati hai.
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Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
kisi gair ne ye khabar udaai hogi,
bade shaan se rahenge aapke dil me hum,
itne dino me kuch to jagah banaai hogi.
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Niche jao or jito
Paise hi Paise…………
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niche………
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or niche….
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yakin nahi aata
“TUM” paiso k liye
itna niche gir sakte ho.
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:44 am
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”
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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle….bakri kha gayi..
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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai…! “MOBILE” k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai -Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. -
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -
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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi-
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…-
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi -are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi -
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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August 4th, 2007 at 11:55 am
hum ne bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha thodha nahi beshumar kiya tha bar baad hoo gayi zindagi humari jab us ne kaha arre pagle mein ne to mazak kiya tha
August 4th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
namaskar,
men aisa msg hun
jise murkh padte hen
gadhe dusron ko forward karte hen
nalayak ise delete karte hen
aur besaram ise store karte hen
now what u’ll do……..
August 13th, 2007 at 10:15 am
sajna payaran nu bhul ta nai gai
pahla pahla payar kite bhull ta nai gai
August 13th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
HITLER CHALA GAYA
SADDAM MARA GAYA
LADEN KA PATA NAHI
TUM BHAI AAJ KAL DIKHAYI NAHI DETE
LAGATA HAI DHARATI PE AACHE DIN AAYE HAI
August 13th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
ARZ KARTE HAI,
hum uske pyar me ban gaye barf ka gola,
hum uske pyar me ban gaye barf ka gola,
aur woh bewafa boli
THANDA MATLAB COKACOLA
August 17th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana dun,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata dun,
Hai meri Dosti me itna dum,
ki tere aankh ka aansu apne aankh se gira dun.
Itna chhota nahi saath humara,
Kaise soch liya ke kinaara aagaya,
Lo ho gayi Mobile me phir Roshni,
Aur SMS Humara aagaya.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
hey dats gd yaar u guys doin gr8 job….i reali like da shayari’s….nywyz 1 4m ma side……..
pyaar karwayen aur pyaar karai…..
zada mushkil ho to luv guru se rihjo karain…..
tamam herkatain bachoon ki pohonch se durr rakhain…..
wazarat e sehat…… hokomat e pakistan….:)thnk u….
bie tc all of u tata
August 18th, 2007 at 6:03 am
i like u utana u like me jitana
i like u jabse u like me jabse
ulike me jane kab tak
but ilike u marte dum tak
August 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
…..itni achitni achhi shayari hai ki padh kar rooh khush ho gayi kyonki mujhe nahi pata tha ki langoor bhi shayari karte hain…………………………
August 19th, 2007 at 8:38 am
dur se dekha to talvar ki dhaar chamk rahi thi,
dur se dekha to talvar ki dhaar chamk rahi thi,
nazdik jake dekha to Amrish Puri ki taal chamk rahi thi.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:07 am
Aasmaan ka toota tara hai tu,
Meri khushiyo ka bahana hai tu.
Dekhar jise ho jati hai aakhe nam meri,
Wa hasin sapana hai tu……..(Geeta)
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:15 am
hasino ka kafila masjid ki or chala hamne apni taraf bula liya
hum to barbad huye saman,khuda ko to barbad hone se bacha liya
jisne humko chaha use hum chah na sake
jisko hamne chaha use hum pa na sake
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 am
Chand sy Pyari Chandani
Chandani sy Pyari Rat
Rat sy Pyari Jindgi
Jindgi sy Pyari App
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:24 am
khuda ne jab tumehain banaya hoga ek surur sa uske dil par chaya hoga soch rakh le tumhain vahin par par fir use mera khayal aya hoga.
August 28th, 2007 at 5:22 am
socha tumhe chand kahun lekin usme daag hai.
socha tumhe suraj kahun lekin usme aag hai.
socha tumhe bandar kahun lekin sala usme bhi dimag hai.
August 28th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
This is when Amitabh Bachaan got fit and fine after his long illness….. one fine morning he told his driver vijay “Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..”.
driver, “Par saab aapki tabyat?..”
amitabh “Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine…kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau…….Hain”
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast…. breaks first red signal………
breaks second red signal……….
breaks on third red signal………..
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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..
Tells the driver to come out… “Chalo saheb lisaaaan dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat…baher nikaalo”
Sees amitabh “are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!” he is very suprised to see him….
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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ….
“Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par…”
Sir “KYun kya hua??”
Havaldar: “Sir ek gaadi ne signal todla hai ani me us gaadi ko side me rakha he”
Sir: “To phir?”
hawaldar: “Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir …. mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ..”
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Sir “KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??”
HAWALDAR : “WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NA SIR …
LEKIN AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ….”. … »
August 30th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah…..
August 31st, 2007 at 7:15 am
pyar- dukhon ka bazar hai .
premi -dukhon ka kharidar.
baap- bich ki deewar.
bahan - salahkar
bhai. .. humesa pitne ko taiyaarr
August 31st, 2007 at 11:16 am
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, maine itne loveletter post kiye wo post man k saath hi bhag gayi.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:47 am
MEHRBAN KADAR DAN DEKIYE MERE SMS K,A KMAL
HUM GANTI BJAYEGA
JAMURA MOBAIL UTHAYEGA
KHUD PADEGA
DUSRO KO FARWET KAREGA
CHAL JAMURE HOJA SURU————
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:15 am
mere dil nei usse chaha hei magar logo ne kaha ki pyar nahi hawas hei magar usne kaha hawas hei tu kya huya kuch tu hei usne apna pallo salwar aur sab kuch uthayea aur khadhi hogayi phir bholli i love u pls zara gum jayo muje hawas tumse bhi zada hei kyo ki kayi dino se koyi hijdha nahi mila baisaab
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:17 am
aaj mujhe leni hei raat ko ;
oye mere yaar sath chall na ;
kyo ?
kyo ki mei raat bhar condom pehne ki koshish karta raha magar nahi hoya
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:20 am
“if by mistake i have made a mistake….
then please consider it a mistake and forget it…..
but only forget the mistake….
even by mistake don’t forget me.”
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
if the moon was to recomned me.
this is what he’d say to you.
i want to drop the veil of decency.
i want to cross the line with you.
i insiston destroying myself.
on destroying myself in you.
September 4th, 2007 at 6:28 am
teri ishq mein pagal ho gayaa dewaanaa tera re teraa hotein hotein rah gayaa afsaana tera re
September 4th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Aksha sila diya tune mere pyar ka YAR NE HI LUT LIYA MERE GHAR yar ka…….But now remix in begali……………………..——Aksha SALA DEKHE NEBO TOKE KALKE BONDHU HO-YE TULE NILI BONDHU R MAL KE
September 6th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Woh Mud Mudke Hume Tekhte hai,Woh Mud Mudke Humein Tekhte hai
Exam K Samay Na Unhe Kuchha Aata hai Na Hume
September 6th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost” hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari..
I love shayari and this is the best site i have come across.
KEEP IT UP
September 6th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
really nice sms without any cost
thanks 4 that
September 8th, 2007 at 9:00 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
September 8th, 2007 at 9:02 am
YUN TO BEBAFA HAM BHI NEHETHE.
PAR BAFA NA KARSAKE.
TERE YADOKE SAHARE JEERAHAHNU.
KNUE KE TUJHE APNA NA BANASAKE.
September 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
mera bt suno kiya ap mere kam kar sakte ho kam ye hai k ap ap aur ap kohe aur nahe sirf ha ha ap ki he mein bt
September 8th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Aap k liye ek film me bat ki hai, lead role hai,
heroin aap ko GUFA me le jayagi..,
aur..,
goli mar degi.
Film hai…
“GUFA ME… KUTTE KI MAUT”
September 10th, 2007 at 10:43 am
mehandi mehandi mehandi ,ki hoya je lalye mehandi ,assi bhi sehra lalage ,je tera pyaar na pa sakya,ta teri choti bhan fasa la ge
September 11th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
teri yaari sabase pyaari isame koi shak nahi
teri yaari sabase pyaari isame koi shak nahi
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sabane milakar teri gand maari…
kya mera koi huqua nahi?
September 12th, 2007 at 7:48 am
aankhein band hon to khayal tera ho ,,,,,,,,niid aankho mein ho to khaab tera ho ,,,,,,,,,,mein kuch aisa kar chalun dosti ke liye ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,jikar ho dosti ka naam mera ho
September 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Chup chup Si Tum rehti ho isay kya samjhu me.maray pyar ka Jawaba Nahin Deti ho isay kya samjhu mai,
Kehetay hai Shuruaat mai Ladkiya Chup hi rehti hai, Ab kya isi chup rehnay KO tumhari haan samjhu mai.
September 12th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
dost dost na raha pyaar pyaar na raha ab to internet ke siva koi karobar na raha
September 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
very very nice site keepitup
September 13th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Chating ke waqt har ladki khwab hoti hai,
Ajnabi bin dekhi sunder si shabab hoti hai,
Bina kiye hi nasha ho jata hai orkut dekhkar,
koun kahta hai nasheeli sharab hoti hai,
September 14th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost†hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari
Ajay kumar
September 16th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
tume dek kar tumhari tareef na karna Gunah se kam nahi
September 17th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle…
September 17th, 2007 at 6:39 am
Zindgi mein kabhi udas mat hona,
kabhi kisi baat pe nirash mat hona,
yeh zindgi ek sangarash hai chalta
hi rahega kabhi apne jeene ka andaz mat kona…
September 17th, 2007 at 6:41 am
Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai,
Milian na sahi judai to milti hai,
Kun kahata hai pyar me kuch nahi milta?
Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai…
September 18th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti…
September 18th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Dua karte hain hum sar ko jhukae,
Mere dost tu apni manzil ko pae.
Jab kabhi teri raaho me andhera chae,
To use roshan karne hum khud ko jalae.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Paigam to ek bahana tha,
Darasal apka ek pal churana tha.
Aap hame yaad kare ya na kare,
Par aapko hamari yaad dilana tha.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
ek dafa theen dost safar kar rahe hote hian.to pathan hote hain aur ek angrase.to angraze sharab pi raha hota hai to woh phek deta hai to woh pathan pooch tha hai ke tum ne yeh kyun phek di .to angraze bolta hai ke humari molok mein bohut hai.to ek pathan dosre pathan to gira deyta hai to angraze pooch tha hai ke is ko kyun giraya to pathan bolta hai humare molok mein bohut hai.
September 21st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
kash pe kash liye ja,dhoaa dhoom se nikle,
margaye baigun sathi dhoaa dhoom se nikle
this is only 4 selfish friends
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Koi mujhe…………
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………………………. ka full form batayega.
agar jaan na hai yo niche aa jao ………..
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bachhe
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to phir…
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tayar ho jaao ….
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jaanne ke liya
……… ABCDEFG
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ka full form
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A FOR = A
B FOR = BOY
C FOR = CAN
D FOR = DO
E FOR = EVERYTHING
F FOR = FOR
G FOR = GIRLS
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A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRLS .
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… KAISA LAGA DOSTON..
.. OK BYE
September 27th, 2007 at 8:34 am
i love shayari and joks this is the very very good site & i enjoy it very much to read it
Best of luck
October 5th, 2007 at 11:11 am
teri judai se badi koi saza nahi,
fir bhi har koi hamari galati ki shikayat karta hai,
tu bhi to dua nahi karti hamare liye, fir na jane,
ye dil tadapne ke liye har woqt,
sahisalamat kaise rahata hai.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
October 7th, 2007 at 3:03 am
faasale aise bhii honge ye kabhii sochaa na thaa
saamane baithaa thaa mere aur vo meraa na thaa
vo ki Khushbuu kii tarah phailaa thaa mere chaar suu
main use mahasuus kar sakataa thaa chhuu sakataa na thaa
raat bhar us kii hii aahaT kaan main aatii rahii
jhaank kar dekhaa galii main koii bhii aayaa na thaa
aks to maujuud the par aks tanahaaii ke the
aaiinaa to thaa magar us mainn teraa cheharaa na thaa
aaj us ne dard bhii apane alahadaa kar diye
aaj main royaa to mere saath vo royaa na thaa
ye sabhii viiraaniyaan us ke judaa hone se thiin
aankh dhundhalaaii huii thii shahar dhundhalaayaa na thaa
yaad karake aur bhii takaliif hotii thii “Adeem”
bhuul jaane ke sivaa ab koii bhii chaaraa na thaa
October 7th, 2007 at 5:40 am
hum idhar se ja rahe tae,
wo udhar se aa rahe tae,,
humne bhee lal joda pahna tha,
unohne bhee lal joda pahna tha,,
hum bhee 4 kandho par savar tae,
vo bhee 4 kandho par savaar the,,
fark sirf itna tha ke,
ke vo sasuraal ja rahe the,,
hum samshaan ja rahe the.!
plz repl. me
October 7th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
taiz hawa ka jhonka aaya
sath mein aapki khushbu laaya
fir mere dil mein khayal aaya
ki aapne aaj bhi nahi nahaya
hahahahahaha
October 8th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Mehandi surang lati hai sukh jane ke bad, Dosti ki yaad aati hai dur chale jane ke bad.
October 10th, 2007 at 11:25 am
phool to bahut hain par hume gulab pasand hai,
dost to bahut hain par hume aap pasand hain….!
October 10th, 2007 at 11:37 am
mohobbat ko majroori ka naam mat dena,
haqikat ko hadso ka naam mat dena,
ager dil me pyar hai kisi ke liye to use dosti ka naam mat dena….!
October 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost†hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari..
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
October 13th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
yaad hai ham pahli bar kaha milethe?
baas may.
tum baas ke bahar mai bass ke under
akhon se akhon ki takrar hue tum thora sarmaye
uske baad tum joor se chillaya alla ke nam pe kuch de de baba
October 13th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Rabindra nath thakur kobita likhitechen jomuna nadir tire pass die jachilo shreya magi rabindra nath take dheke bole tumi kehe bacha jachcho dolaye pacha bokkhe tomar dalim niche binda bon tumi keno jachho udas kore mon shreya tokhon krudho hoye bole tumi kehe bakachoda tomar koto boro dhon tumi chudba kotokhon rabindra takhon krudho hoye bolen are magi tui amar sathe bas bagane chol tor manger opor dhele debo sada ghola jol buk ta keno uchu nichu bhebe chilam onno kichu jokhon ami tipe dekhi ta rose tol mol…………………
October 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Roney se kya hasi laaye dil e sodai
Ankhon ki bhi ruswai hai daman ki bhi ruswai
Hum to samandar K bichray huwe sahil hai
Ispar bhi Tanhai Uspar bhi tanhai………
October 16th, 2007 at 6:00 am
Baat Dil Ki Dil Mein Chupate Hai Wo.
Samne aate Hi, Nazar Zhukate Hai Wo.
Wo Baat Karte Nahi , Yaa Batt Hoti Nahi
Par Shukr Hai , Zab Bhi Milte Hai Muskurate Hai Wo.
October 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Tum kya jano kaise pilayi jati hai,
kholne se pahle botal hilayi jati hai,
fir awaz lagayi jati hai,
aa jao darde dil walo, yaha darde dil ki dawa pilyai jati hai…
October 21st, 2007 at 6:17 am
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Har ghar mei diya galaye to diwali mat samgho,ajar mai tumhare peechae pada to mughe mawali mat samgho
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
October 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
October 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
October 27th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
October 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra) (sudesh chauhan)
November 5th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
November 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
November 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
November 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
November 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
November 21st, 2007 at 4:09 am
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
November 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
hi
November 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:29 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
January 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
January 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
February 6th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
July 11th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Nasibo k khel bhi Ajeeb hote he
Pyar me Ansu hi Naseeb hote he
Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda
Par aksar bichadte he Vo jo karib hote he
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
July 11th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
door se dekha to do ande ubal rahe the
paas aake dekha to do ganje ucchal rahe the
July 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
tum haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khila te raho,
mera kya,
log tumhe hi,
pagal kahege.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:44 am
All metter is realy good and nice.
July 16th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
********************************************
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
********************************************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
********************************************
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
********************************************
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
********************************************
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
********************************************
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
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706 Responses to “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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706 akram kahn Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
705 Radhikha Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
704 Leave Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
703 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
702 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
701 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
700 Abdul Qadir Says:
December 4th, 2007 at 5:29 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
699 nika Says:
November 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
698 kunj bihari Says:
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
hi
697 mohsin m praniya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
696 Karmveer Singh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:09 am
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
695 Karmveer Singh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
694 Karmveer SIngh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
693 sumantra Says:
November 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
692 aaryan Says:
November 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
691 Faiyaz Says:
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
690 Hussain Says:
November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
689 Bhanupratap Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
688 Reena Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
687 ketul khandol Says:
November 5th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
686 Sudesh chauhan Says:
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra) (sudesh chauhan)
685 rahul Says:
October 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
684 chotu deler Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
683 mohit kumar srivastav Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
682 neel Says:
October 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
681 amrat prajapati Says:
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
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July 18th, 2008 at 3:51 am
these shayarese are very nice
July 18th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
For my love vaishali—-Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
November 9th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
hum ap ko dil se salam kerta hai apna her lamhe ap ko name karta hai…..
Yeh aur bat hai dur ap sa rahta hi…………
yaat to ap ko SUBAH-ASHAM kerta hai
November 9th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
4 dino ka…..
Vication o raba
lambi prhi lambi prhi
Prhi me dil mere lge kbi na
Prhne se JAN mri jae hamesha
Ktne zamane BAD O RABA
TULLA LAGAYA
TULLA LAGAYA
HA HA HA…….
November 10th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Dur se dekha to hemamalene nazar aaye
Dur se dekha to hemamalene nazar aaye
pass jake dekha to Gai puch hila rahe the
November 20th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Raaste mein gehre hai phool, uthate hai koye koye.
Mohabbat karte hai sabhi, nibahte hai koye koye.
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
kai baar intzaar main hum
ulte pao bhi laute hai kya gila
hum unse kare ye sikwe choote moote hai
ravi sharma
November 25th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
KISI’ ko ‘PALKON’ Mein Na Basaao,
‘PALKON’ mein Sirf ‘SAPNE’ Baste Hain,
Agar Basaana hai to ‘DIL’ mein Basaao,
kyon ki ‘DIL’ mein Sirf ‘APNE’ Baste Hain
November 27th, 2008 at 5:43 am
jub se mera cehra mujhaya hai….
tabse pani ko dekh kar bhi jee ghabraya hai…..
aub tho uth jate hai mere pair aksar….
jubse salma k kutte ne kaat khaya hai….
November 28th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
bhuly se kabi hame bhi yaad kiya karo pyar nahi to shikayat hi keya kro itna bi ghair na sanjo ki baat hi na keya karo phone nahi to sms hi keya karo
November 29th, 2008 at 5:35 am
A chand tujhe chandni ki kasam maine bhi ik chand dekha hai tujme to dage hai maine bedag dekha hai bus furk itna hai ki tujhe baar baar dekha hai aur use ik hi baar dekha hai
November 29th, 2008 at 7:11 am
kisi ne dil badal diya…
kisi ne dhadkan badal di…
aap k pas kuch nai tha badal ne ko……
to
aapne mandir me jakar “chappal” badal li…?
November 29th, 2008 at 7:13 am
Dherru Bhai Ambani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha….
ki Har Bhikhari k Hath Me Mobile Ho,
Aur
Aaj
Tumne Vo Sapna Pur kar ke dikhaya
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 am
L - Love
A - And
K - Kiss
M - Me
E - Everyday
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:25 pm
paani se pyaas na bujhi to wo makhane ki or chal nikla
socha tha khuda se sikayat karonga uski per khuda bhi uska aasik nikla….this site is really good…..
December 17th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
dil se hame bhulaoge kaise
hamse dur jaoge kaise
hum to wo khusboo hai
jo aapki sanso me baste hai
khud ke sanso ko rok ppoge kaise
December 18th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
December 18th, 2008 at 8:46 am
asharam ji baba ne. kaha ki dekho logo se. yeh aabmi. 1 saal se gunga tha. ab yeh bolega. dekho bete bolo. ek aadmi akar bolta hai. ki, guru ji. yeh aadmi gunga nahi. behra hai…..?
(from deepak sem)
December 26th, 2008 at 12:33 am
mene pucha chand se dekha hai kahi,
mere chand sa hasi,
chand ne kaha chandni ki kasam
nahi nahi nahi…
December 29th, 2008 at 7:42 am
mai dilvalon ka afshana hu,
dosto ka deewana hu
mai koi bhul jane vala sapana nahi,
pqar me jal jane vala parwana hu.
January 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
yadon ka silsila yun hi chalt raha, hum yun hi sapne sanjote rahe, mulakat sapno main hui unki hanse, wo hantho main lagi mehndi chupate rahe, dekh mehndi bhare hanto hantho ko unke,aankho ke pemane chal se chalak gaye, hum akele the is jahan mein akele hi reh gaye……
MISS YOU SATHI…..
January 4th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
JAB TAK BIKA NA THA,
KOI PUCHTA NA THA,
TUMNE HAME KHARID KE,
ANMOL KAR DIYA.
OOOOO JI AAPKE LIYE HAY.
January 4th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
SOCH KE AAPKE BAARE ME MUSKURATE HAYN HAM,
SABKO KAHANI AAPKI SUNATE HAYN HAM,
JAB BHI YAAD KARTE HAYN AAPKO,
SARI DUNIYA KO US WAQT BHUL JAATE HAYN HAM….
January 4th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
CHAHNE SE KOI CHEEZ APNI NAHI HOTI,
HAR MUSKAAN KHUSHI NAHI HOTI,
KAHNA TO CHAHTE HAYN BAHOOT KUCH,
MAGAR KABHI ALFAAZ TO KABHI JUBAN SATH NAHI HOTI….
AARIF RASHID KHAN (ABHI)
January 4th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
KYU KISI SE ITNA PYAR HO JATA HAY,
EK DIN KA BHI INTAJAR DUSWAR HO JATA HAY,
LAGNE LAGTE HAYN APNE BHI PARAYE,
AUR EK AJNABI PAR AYTBAAR HO JATA HAY…
AARIF RASHID KHAN (ABHI)
January 9th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
tere ishq mai main apane apakobhol gaya tere judai ne main tera phon number bholgaya
January 11th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
tujhe pyar kartha hoon yeh sab karte magar mujhe ye na pata tha ki sab tume hi pyar karte hain.
January 11th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
jab tak bika na tha koi puchta na tha
tumne hame kharid ke anmol kar diya..?
i love you so much jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya
January 13th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
January 15th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Teri Kami Se Dil mera Udas hai.
Par mujhe to aaj bhi tere milne ki aas hai,
Zakhm nahi par dard ka ehsas hai
aisa lagta hai hamare dil ka ek tukda
aaj bhi tere paas hai.
January 19th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
girl jo mar chuki hay apne boy frnd s kahti hay- ek vada tha tera har vade ke piche tu milega mujhe har gali har darvaje ke peche. per tuhi ek bewafa nikla, ek tu hi na tha mere janaje me……….
boy frnd kahta hay - ek vada tha mere har vade ke peche, main milunga tere har gali har darvaje ke peche par tune hi mud ke
na dekha, ek aur janaja tha tere janaje ke peche………….
I LOVE YOU I MISS U OOOOOORIYA JI
January 20th, 2009 at 7:33 am
hath me mere zaher ki goli hai,merna to hai hi muje tere sath to bandron ki toli hai.
January 20th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
khushi ka har pal ho tumhare liye
baharon ka gulistan ho tumhare liye
kamyabi ki manjil ho tumhare liye
bas kuch pal ho tumhara hamare liye
aapka Aarif rashid khan
January 20th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
tum milo ya na milo tumhare na milne ka koi gum nahi
tum pass se guzro ye bhi milne se kam nahi
maana tere nazer ke qabil nahi hai hum
qadar unse pocho jiose hasil nahi hai hum
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 am
aankho me aansou ki lakir ban gayi
soucha na tha aisi takdir ban gayi
humne yuhi firayi ret oer ungliyaa
gor se dekh to aapki tasvir ban gayi
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
jab mai T shirt jeans pehne tayyar hota
hath me mobile liye bike per sawar hota
sab log khade hote apne apne chhato per
aur souchte
aur souchte
kash ye hamare ladki ka yaar hota
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:38 am
its a very nice and fantastic website,but mujhe is mein aik choti si kamzori nazar ayi hai woh ye k is mein apne mehboob ki tereef mein aour us k hussan ki teerf pr koi khas shayari nahin hai.agar ho sake tu is tahan ki shayri bi include ki jaye
January 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd
station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke
Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki
Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale
Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer
Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai…hee,
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
vo dil hi kya jo tere milene ki dua na kare,
mai tujko bhool jau khuda na kare.
February 9th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
February 20th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Jiss k pass kuch nahi uss pe duniya hasti hai
Jiss k pass sab kuch hai uss se duniya jalti hai
Hamare paas app ki dosti hai
Jisse pane k liye duniya tarasti hai
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Such a Great Shayari when any one mood is upset so read it n Feel so happy
Carry o n