Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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December 6th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Jada Jata to Jada leta anguthi ke nagine main
Dosti chij hain asi jo rakhi jati hain seene main
December 6th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
dosti se bad kar koi jaagir nahi,
is se acchi koi tasveer nahi,
yoon to vishwas ka ek nazuk dhaga hai’
par is se pakki koi zanjeer nahi!!!
December 10th, 2006 at 7:53 am
Maine kabhi dil ki un gahraiyon ko nahi sumjha tha
Jin gahraiyon mein tum dastak de gaye
Ab to har soch tum se shuru hokar
Khatam bhi tum par hone lagi
December 14th, 2006 at 3:00 am
Yeh zaruri nahi ke
Har kissi ka koi sahara ho
Ki jisse hum pyaar kare
Usse bhi hum se pyar ho
Kuch kashtiya toh samundar mein hi doob jati hai
Yeh zaruri nahi ke har kashti ka koi kinara ho
December 14th, 2006 at 6:04 am
phuloon ki tareef sab karte hain, badi muskil se log kanton pe gaur karte hain, mali to sirf naam ke hote hain, phukon ki hifazat to kante hi karte hai…
December 15th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Manmohan ki hai Soniya se darkaar,
Sun lo ai madam meri pukaar,
Dila do mujhe ek mercedis car,
Jaana hai mujhe bhi Chandni Bar.
December 16th, 2006 at 9:47 am
PYAR KAMJOR DIL SE KIYA NAHI JA SAKTA,
ZAHAR DUSHMAN SE LIYA NAHI JA SHAKTA,
DIL ME BASI HAI ULFAT JIS PYARKI,
USKE BEENA JIYA NAHI JA SAKTA.
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.
December 16th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
MAN TO HOTEL MANEGER: JALDI CHALO MERI BIWI KHIDKI SE KOOD KAR MARNA CHAHTI HAI.
MANAGER:WHAT CAN I DO?
MAN:ABE KAMEENE KHIDKI NAHI KHUL RAHI.
December 18th, 2006 at 6:41 am
Dosti ki galiyo me koi gham na ho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho,
Bas yehi hai dua tum khust raho,
Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala Kal Ho Na Ho
December 18th, 2006 at 6:43 am
Nazre milte hi dil lagaya nahi jata,
Har milne wale ko apna banaya nahi jata,
Aur jo dil me bas jaye ekbar,
Unhe umer bhar bhulaya nahi jata…
December 19th, 2006 at 6:36 am
APKI PAIKO PE KHWAB RAKH GAYA KOI,
APKI SANSO PE NAAM LIKH GAYA KOI,
CHAIO VADA RAHA APSE,
BHOOL JANA HAME,AGAR HUMSE ACHA MIL GAYA KOI.
December 21st, 2006 at 4:55 am
Dhoka na dena tujhpe aetbaar bahut hai
Yeh dil teri chahat ka talubgar bahut hai
Dekhu na teri surat to kuch dhikhai nahi deta
Hum kya kare hume tumse pyaar bahut hai
December 21st, 2006 at 6:57 am
main tumhain khushayan donnga pyaar doonga muhabbat doonga saare jahan ke khushiyan doonga ab to mera sms perhlo yaar
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:07 am
Yakin Pe Yakin Dilate Ho Dost
Rah chalte ko Pagal banate ho dost
Sarbat ke jagah sarab pilate ho dost
Muskil me patli gali se nikal jate ho dost
Fir bhi bohot yead ate hai DOST
Fir bhi bohot yead ata hai DOST
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:44 am
Tumhin meri jaan ho,
Tumhin mera jahaan ho.
Par kasie kahoon ye tumse,
Ki humko to hai pyaar tumse.
Darte hain hum tumhari na se,
Par kaise kahein ye tumse.
Aaj to yeh soch kar aayein hain,
Keh denge humein hai pyaar tumse.
Apne dil mein thodi si jagah hamein bhi de do,
Zindagi jeene ka thoda sa mauka humein bhi de do.
Ab chahein tum kaho haan ya kaho na,
Humein to sirf tumse hai pyaar karna.
Ruk si gayi tehar gayi hai ye zindagi,
Jubse hui hai humein tumse dillagi.
Ab tumhare jawaab se hi aage badegi ye zindagi,
Varna yahin tham jaayegi humari zindagi.
December 25th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
what can i say,
what can it be,
Two little words,
don’t forget!!
December 26th, 2006 at 8:33 am
Aaj hum unhe bewafa batakar aaye hain.
Unke khaton ko pani me bahakar aaye hain.
Koi nikal kar padh na le unhe,
Is liye pani me bhi aag lagakar aaye hain.
December 26th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
poonam ki rat me chand badal jata hai
waqt ke sath insan badal jata
hum socte hain ki aapko tang na kare
magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai
December 27th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
har phool gulab ka nahi hota har jaam sharab ka nahi hota ay shayri padne walo jara shamaj ke shayri padhna kyu ke har koi mere jaisha shayar nahi hota
January 4th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
tere liye koi thofo na laya
zindgi ka akhri wqat tha
tujhe milne chala aya
January 4th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
suraj apni roshni deta
hawa apni sase date hai
pani apni pyas bujhta hai
mujhe kai batha be
hindu muslam sikh ishyi
ye khon si kom me ata hai
January 5th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Taj Mahal kisi k liye ek ajuba h,
to kisi k liye pyar ka ehsas h,
Or Hamare tumhare liye bakwas h,
Kyonki roz badalti hamari mumtaj h
Arj kiya h…!!!
Juba se keh nahi sakte,
Khuda se fariyad karte h,
Jab tumhara dil jor se dhadke,
Samajh lena Hum tumhe Yad karte h
Sunahre sapno me khone se pehle
chain ki neend sone se pehle
mene socha tumhe yad dila du.
SU SU Karke sona….
January 7th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Toota khwabo ka aashiyana zindagi zindagi na reh payi thi. Gunah-e-dil ki sazaa kyu Bekasoor dhadkano ne payi thi. Dour
mulakato ka nahi chala toh kya Mehfil-e-ishq toh sajaai thi. Anjaam-e-ehsaas na mila toh kya YaadeN jigar me samaai thi.
January 7th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
mani..
Mai nay first time iss par visit kia hai .. i like it .. buhat acchi poetry hai …. aur mai nay apnay doosto koo bhi iss kay baray mai bataya saab heee nay buhat pasand kii hain .. thanks again for nice poetry .. take care all of us .. Allah Hafizz
January 7th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Kookaaf ki kaly ratoon mai jab yaad tumhari aati hai
Mai chori chori roota hon jab saari dunya sootti hai
January 9th, 2007 at 6:29 am
chand taro ka noor tujh par barse,
har koi teri chahat ko tarse,
tujhe mile itni khushiyan,
ki tu ek gam paane ko tarse.
January 11th, 2007 at 4:29 am
oooofff ! kya aakhein hain,..
ooooff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! wah !!)
oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega…)
ooooff! kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
aisa lagta hai….
Aisa lagta hai jaise…….
PEEPAL KE PED SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI…
January 11th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Safar Jindgi Da Jado Muk Jana,
Sute Pay Na Asi Phir Uthna Ni,
Chiti Chadhar Di Marni Bukal Udo,
Tur Pana Hai Kise Ne Puchna Nahi,
Sanu Jandian Kise Ne Rookna Nahi,
Asi Rokian Kise De Rookna Nahi,
Char Din Di Paini Ah Rawa Roli,
Phil Naam HALLAN Da Kise Puchna Nahi,
Kyon Ki Mela Do din Da
Dhyi Din Di Jindgani,
January 12th, 2007 at 10:12 am
har kali tujhse khushboo udhar mange
aftb tujhse nur udha mange,
rab kare tu dosti esi nibhaye
k log mujhse teri dosti udhar mange!
January 14th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
haqiqat samjho ya fasana
apna samjho ya begana
suno is dil ka afsana
ki thhand bahut hai please aaj mat nahana
January 15th, 2007 at 3:25 am
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
HEY WERE YOU DESCRIBING ABOUT YOURSELF OR WHAT.. HMMMM
REPLY AH..
January 15th, 2007 at 9:19 am
kaun kheta hei ki mera mehboob ganja hei
kya chand ke sir pe baal howa kartei hei
January 17th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Dil na lagana kisi se,
dard hi paoge,
biti baato ko yaad karke,
rote hi najar aaoge,
karni hai to sirf DOSTI karo,
HAmesha ummid se Dugna paoge
January 18th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
hi maine ye site kholi buhat maza aaya.maine apne friends ko b is k bare main bataya.or is main buhat maza hai.really .
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
January 18th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
January 18th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Maine kaha “Dil Ruba”
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha “Paise Nahi”
Usne kaha “Kaise nahi”
Maine kaha “Mehangai Hai”
Usne kaha “Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
January 18th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
ap ki jheel si ankhon mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
ap ki jheel si ankhon mein doob jane ko dil karta hai
Per kia karin beech mein ap ka cashma ajata hai.
January 20th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
KAVITA LIKHNA SARAL NAHE,
PUCHO UN FANKARO SE,
JO LOHA KAT RAHE HE,
KAGAJ KI TALVARO SE….
January 21st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
badi moudat se paya hai tuje .
badi dowho se paya hai tuje.
tuje bhoul jayou kase
khud kismet ki lakeero se chouraya hai tuje
January 22nd, 2007 at 2:15 am
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha ka
January 22nd, 2007 at 8:26 am
cham cham karke aayi thi ,cham cham karke chali gayi ,main sindoor ka dabba lekar khada tha wo RAKHI bandh kar chali gayi
January 24th, 2007 at 4:43 am
ek ladki ne hame thukda diya
eska hame koi gam nahi
badnasib to wo ladki hai
jiske nasib me ham nahi.
January 24th, 2007 at 4:49 am
aaj gujare hai ham isk me us mukam se
nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbt ke nam se
ham vo nahi jo teri yad me jindgi gujar de
teri parchhai bhi dekhe to thokad se mar de.
January 24th, 2007 at 8:10 am
yadi ham n hote to aapko gajal kaun kahta
aapke galo ko gulal kaun kahta
ye to karishma hai ham pyar karne walo ka
warna us patthar ko taj mahal kaun kahta.
January 24th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Na chahat hai sitaroo ki,
Na tamanna hai nazaroo ki,
Aap jaise dost mil jaye,
Ma-chod-de hazaaro ki.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Bikta hai gam khushi k bazar me,
Lakhon dard chhipe hote hain ek chote se inkar me,
Ho jao agar zamane se dukhi,
To swagat hai yaron k darbaar me.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Pyaar har koi karta hai kisi ko magar bahut kam log mai takat hoti hai use nibhane ki.jab nibha nahi sakte pyar ko to log pyar kyuo karte hai.
January 27th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
jisne humein chaha hum use chah na sake,jise humne chaha hum use paa na sake,ye samajh lo ki dil tutne ka khel hai saara kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake
January 28th, 2007 at 9:59 am
toote huy pamane main jaam nahin aata
esk ke mareege ko aram nahin aata
ye dil todne wale tune bhi kabhi socha hain
toota hua dil kishi ke kam nahin aata
January 28th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
SATH RAHTE RAHTE HI VAKAT GUZAR JAYEGA,
DUR HONE KE BAD KOUN KISE YAD AYEGA,
JILO YE PAL JAB HAM SATH HAI,
KAL KA KYA PATA VAKAT KAHA NA LE JAYEGA.