Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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October 19th, 2006 at 5:14 am
Natija kyuo karachaw na ho jab tak amal accha,
nahin boye ho tukh accha toh kya paoge phul accha.
October 22nd, 2006 at 2:12 pm
main dil par pather rakh kar bol rha tha.
ARE BHAI KOI TO UTHA DO.
RAAT KO KUTA BHONK RHA THA>
MAINE KHA YAN TO BHONK YA MUJEH BHONKNE DE.
DIL SE AWAZ AAI.PAY BILL AT TIME BAHI
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:46 am
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
ABE SALO SAMNE SAMNE DAARU KI DUKAN AA GAI HAI.
HAME DO PAWWE NE LOOTA,ADHDHE ME KANHA DUM THA,
OUR MERI BOTAL WANHI TUTI JANHA THEKA BAND THA.
RAM KARE TERA MOBILE GUM JAYE, OUR MUJHE MIL JAYE,LADKIYO KO COLLE MAI KARU,NAAM TERA AAYE,MAAR PADHE TUJHE OUR KALEJA MERA THANDA HO JAYE.
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:53 am
AAP MER JINDAGI ME KUCH IS TARAH SE AAYE,
AAP MER JINDAGI ME KUCH IS TARAH SE AAYE,
JAISE LAHRATE HUYE KHET ME KOI SAANDH GHUS AAYA HO.
LAHOO KO RANG JUNOON KO KALAM BANANE LAGE,
APANE SHAHAR PAR SHAHRE SHITAM DHAHANE LAGE,
MAAR PADHTE HI MAHBOOBA KO BAHAN BATANE LAGE.
KAMAL KE NAKHRE TERE AJIB TERI STYLE HAI,
NAAK POCHHNE KI TAMIJ NAHI OUR HAANTH ME MOBILE HAI.
JALA DO UN HASHINAO KO JO KHUD PAR NAAJ KARTI HAI,
DHAL KAR JULFE GALO PAR, OUR “SANDEEP” KO BADNAAM KARTI HAI.
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:02 am
LOHA LOHE KO KATATA HAI,HEERA HEERE KO KATATA HAI,
OUR KATE JAHER JAHER KO,AAP BACH KE RAHNA KUTTA NA KAT LE.
AASHIKI KE LIYE SHARIR PAR BOMBE DAING KA SHOOT CHAHIYE,
PAIRO ME ACTION KA BOOT CHHIYE, ITANA HI KAFI NAHI DOST DIL KE SAATH HADDIYA BHI MAJBOOT CHAHIYE.
RAM NE DHANUS TODA OUR SEETA BHAGI CHALI AAI,KISHAN NE BANSHI BAJAI OUR RADHA DOURI CHALI AAI, MAINE KEWAL SITY BAJAI OUR WO APANE BAAP KO LE AAI.
DALI DALI PAR NAJAR DALI,KISI NE IS PAR DALI TO KISI NE US PAR DALI,MAINE BHI KISI PAR NAJAR DALI,MAINE JIS PAR NAJAR DALI USKE BAAP USKI SHAADI KANHI OUR KAR DALI HAPPY DIWALI HAPPY HAPPY DIWALI
October 24th, 2006 at 7:11 am
mumtaaz ki kabar har aashiq ke liye ek misal khadi karti hai ,
hum to kis kis ke liye taaj mahal banaye hame to har ladki mumtaaz nazar aati hai
October 25th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
dil to ek aisa tukda hai
jo kisi ko andar aane nahi deta
par jab aane deta hai to use bhool nahi sakta
agar entry hogai to vapis jane nahi deta
October 26th, 2006 at 5:52 am
mehendi aisa math peeso jaanam,haathon mein mauj aayega
aaqir apne badan me lahoo bahuth hai appke haathon mein rang laane ke liye
October 26th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
log kehete hai ki humne unhe bhula rakhkha hai……….vo kya jane ki dil mai unhe chupa rakhkha hai……dekhe na koi unhe mere aankho me…..ise der se palko ko jhuka rakhkha hai
October 26th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Ek secret baat bolu kisi ko mat bolna
main susu karns jaa raha hoon
October 28th, 2006 at 5:28 am
kaisi karni vaisi bharni
naa maana to kar ko dek
jannath bhi hai, dozaq bhi hai
naa maana to mar ko dek
October 28th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Churri Ko kar Buland Itna K har takbeer se pehlay.
Churri Ko kar Buland Itna K har takbeer se pehlay.
Murugh Banday se khud poochay… Bata meri Khata kya hai…???
October 30th, 2006 at 11:01 am
jinna kisi ne na ditta hove enna tenu pyar deya,
meri umar hove hazaran saal har saal tere te vaar deya
October 30th, 2006 at 11:16 am
AAPKI BERUKHI KO RUTBA DIYA HAMNE
DOSTI KA HAR FARZ ADA KIYA HAMNE
MAT SOCHNA BHULA DIYA AAPKO…
AAJ BHI KHUDA SE PEHLE YAAD KIYA HAMNE…
November 3rd, 2006 at 7:49 am
KUCHH BIKHRE SAPNE HAI,
KUCHH TOOTI YAADE HAI,
KUCHH UMIDO KI ZAMI,
AUR EK CHHOTASA AASMAA HAI,
YUN TOH BAHUT KUCHH HAI,
ZINDAGI ME JISE CHAHTE HAI,
BASS USKI HE KAMI HAI.
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:39 am
meri chahat ne use khushi dedi
badle me usne mujhe sirf khamoshi dedi
khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki
lekin usne bhi tadpane ke liye jindagi dedi
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:44 am
Sweet like honey
costly like money
blessing like shower
smile like flower
cool like ice
A friend so nice
guess who ?
hey it me not you
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:48 am
aasman ke tare aksarpuchate hain hamse
” kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uskelaut aane ka”
or yeh dil muskura ke kehta -
mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske chale jane ka
jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye,
aaj tak vo mujhe pehchan na paye
khud hi ki hai bewafai humne
taki un oar koi iljam na aaye
November 6th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
YEI SHAYAROI KI MOHALLA HAI SHAYRI HI SUNAYI DEGA.
YEI DIL SE BANI TAJMAHAL HAI,PYAAR HI DIKAYI DEGA…G.NAVEEN KUMAR
November 6th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
i just love ur shers. here’s one for u all……
hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai, ki shayad koi to hume yaad karta hai… beshaq humse mile na mile par kuch lamhe hum pe barbaad to karta hai..
November 7th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi meri tarah jiya karo, roj mujhe miss call dekar sharam nahi aati, kabhi call bhi to kiya karo…..
November 8th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
November 9th, 2006 at 8:48 am
main dil par pather rakh kar bol rha tha.
ARE BHAI KOI TO UTHA DO.
RAAT KO KUTA BHONK RHA THA>
MAINE KHA YAN TO BHONK YA MUJEH BHONKNE DE.
DIL SE AWAZ AAI.PAY BILL AT TIME BAHI
November 10th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
GA TOH HUM BHI SAKTE HAI AGAR RAG HO,
NAACH TOH HUM BHI SAKTE HAI AGAR JAAM HO,
KAUN KEHTA HAI TAJMAHAL SIRF SHAHJAHAN NE BANAYA HAI,
BANA TOH HUM BHI SAKTE HAI AGAR AAP HAMARI MUMTAJ HO,,,,,,
November 12th, 2006 at 7:22 am
ZINDAGI me kabhi to mujhe yaad karogi…
Mehfil me nahi to tanhai me fariyaad karogi…
Humsa na mila na milega koi aur…
Tab apni kismat pe naaz karogi…
November 12th, 2006 at 4:52 pm
MANDIR MAIN JAAP KARTE HAIN AUR MASJID MAIN NAMAJ PADHATE HAIN,
INSAANSE KAHI KHUDA NA BAN JAYE ISLIYE SHAITAN KO SMS KARKE 1 PAAP KIYA KARTE HAIN.
SATO ASMAAN KI SAIR HUM KAR AAYE,HAR K TARE AUR HAR EK STAR SE DOSTI KAR AAYE, EK TARA KUCH ZYADA KHAS THA JISE HUM APNE SATH LE AAYE, VARNA AAP HI SOCHIYE KE AAP IS DHARTI PER KAISE AAYE.
November 12th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
Thak gaya hum unka intzaar karte karte.
Roye hazar baar khudsetakrar karte karte.
Do lafz unki zuba se nikle aur tut gaye hum
Ek tarfa pyar karte karte……
November 13th, 2006 at 11:55 am
dil todne ki beshq hai aadat teri,par ye dil toot jaane ki cheej nahi hai,deewana tujhko apna na kar doon agar tu bhi kehena ye shaks koi cheej nahi hai.uvesh…………
November 14th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
November 14th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
roshni ho jab diya jalta hai…
shama ho to parwana jalta hai…
rishtey na ho to dil jalta hai…
aap jaise pyar karne wale dost ho
to ye zaalim zamaana jalta hai….
November 15th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
tumhe dekha to ye jana sanam pyar hota hain purana saman…
November 16th, 2006 at 5:53 am
Aik din jab hum dunya se chaly jaeingy
Mat socho k tumhay bhool jaei gy
Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna
Mery sms sitaroo pe likhy nazar aaeingy
November 16th, 2006 at 11:28 am
i visit this site to day.i m very happy then i se it.this is a full entertaiment site for urdu lover.i have no word s to say how i expose my emotion about this site
November 17th, 2006 at 10:05 am
Is gam Bhari Duniya mein,
Bhala kaun kiska hota hai,
jise apna kaha, wohi dhoka diya karta hai.
hum na hota to gazal kaun kahata,
tumahare chera to kamal kaun kahta,
yeh to karisma hai Kudrat ka Warna,
pattar to tajmahal kaun kehta
November 19th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
mushkilon say aap ki mulaqat na ho
udass betho aise koi bat na ho
doa hay k mehfilon say sajay zindage aap ki
buss hamain pukar lena aghar koi sat na ho.
November 19th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
baat aisi ho k jazbat kam na hon.
halaat aise hon k kabbi gham na ho
dol k konay men dedo bas itni si jaga
woh khali khalii lagay jab hum na hon..
November 20th, 2006 at 9:35 am
my eyes r luking coz i can’t c u my arms r empty coz i cant hold u my lips r cold coz i can’t kiss u my heart is breaking coz i m not with u
November 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am
kya husn aur kya chehra aapne paya hai,
kya husn aur kya chehra aapne paya hai,
aisa lagta hai pipal ke ped se koi bhut utar aaya hai.
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:38 pm
BHUL KAR BHI KISSI KO NA RULANA,ZINDGI MAIN SABHI KO HASANA,DUSHMAN KO BHI GALE LAGANA, FHIR BHI KOI GAM DE TO USSE HUMARA NAAM BATANA.
November 23rd, 2006 at 10:19 am
I dropped a tear in the ocean while thinking of you…and i promise to be your friend till i find that from the ocean.
November 24th, 2006 at 9:17 am
Naa jaane uss par yakeen kyun hota hai
uska khayal haseen kyun hota hai
suna hai pyaar ka dard meetha hota hai
phir bhi aankhoon ka aanso namkeen kyun hota hai.
November 24th, 2006 at 9:26 am
toofano ki sahil hai teri dosti,dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti,zindagi banjayegi jannath agar maut aane tak saath rahegi teri dosti.
November 24th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Dua karte hai ser jhukay,
ae dost tu apni manjil ko paye.
teri raho main jo kabhi kante aaye,
main haath rakkhu aur tu gujar zay,….
November 27th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
tum kaho to dil de du, jaan de du, tum kah do to dhadkan bhi de du, kyonki in sab ki cd mere pass hai.
November 29th, 2006 at 5:48 am
Log milte hai evry time pasand ate hai sum time
pyar hota hai one time jo reheta hai lif time
November 29th, 2006 at 5:53 am
jab tumhara name zuban pare ata hai pata nahi dil kyun muskurata hai tassally hoti hai man ko koi to hai jo is kadar yad ata hai
December 1st, 2006 at 6:15 am
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ke sath
koi aap ko baand jayega
abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo,
kya pata kal kaunsa cartoon apko sop diya jayega
December 1st, 2006 at 7:27 am
jab gidad ki mout aati hai , tab woh shahar ki taraf bhagta hai.
jab kutte ki mout aati hai / tab woh shayri karta hai… just for u…………..****
December 2nd, 2006 at 11:59 am
SAZAA DENE WAALE RAZAA PUCHTE HEIN,
JEENE KI HUMSE WAJAH PUCHTE HEIN,
DETE HEIN KHUD HI ZEHER HUMKO,
AAKAR PHIR KITNA HUVA HAI ASAR PUCHTE HEIN
UNSE MILNE KI TAMANNA DILSE MIT PAATI NAHI,
KYA PATA KYUN NIND BHI MERE KARIB AATI NAHI,
JAB HUMAARE HAAL MEIN HO TAB SAMAJH PAAYENGE WO,
BAAT KOI BHI HASI KI KYUN HAMEIN BHAATI NAHI,
KUCH ALAG HI HAI RUHAANI BAAT KA AALAM HUZUR,
AISA LAGA KE DARD KI DIL SE KASAK JAATI NAHI,
GARDISHE TAQDEER NE KUCH IS KADAR GHERE HUMEIN,
AB HUMAARE KHWAAB TAK MEIN BHI KHUSHI AATI NAHI,
HAAL KHASTA YU NA HOTA AUR NA HOTE YU UDAAS,
GAR MOHABBAT KI KHUMAARI IS KADAR CHAATI NAHI.
December 3rd, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Salam Arz hai… Kiunke yeh farz hai… Nahi kiya tu karz hai…Aur karz ek marz hai… Iss liye salam arz hai
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Jiss k pass kuch nahi uss pe duniya hasti hai
Jiss k pass sab kuch hai uss se duniya jalti hai
Hamare paas app ki dosti hai
Jisse pane k liye duniya tarasti hai