Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …

760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”

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1. 151 Anonymous Says:
   July 30th, 2006 at 10:18 am

   to sanju_baba
   jab kinara dekh kar bhi dube ho tum
   tab main sirf yehi kaha sakta ho ke
   zindegi ke mor pe sab zada bewakoof ho tum……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

2. 152 yousra nasim Says:
   August 2nd, 2006 at 5:59 pm

   Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
   Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
   aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
   Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
   Who let the dogs out…who who who
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   Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
   are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

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   Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
   her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
   agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
   her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.
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   Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
   tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
   ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,
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   Tere saamne khoon se khat likh kar tumhein dikhaadoon
   aa bekhabar tujhe parakhne ka andaaz sikhaadoon
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   tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
   chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
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   tera dil ma mere sasoon ko pnah mil jay tera ishq ma mere jaan FANAA ho jay.!
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   DHARTI SO RAHI HA , AASMAN SO RAHA HA , DHARTI SO RAHI HA., AASMAN SO RAHA , nonsense!YE SAB KAY HO RAHA HA………..:)
   ****************************************************************lamha lamha waqt guzar jayeya , chand lamhon main exam a jayega,abhi bhi waqt ha,do line padh lo…warna pass kya MUNA BAHI karvayega…..!
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   ekbar hamara aansun hamse puch baitha”hume roj roj kyun bulate ho” hum ne kahan,
   “hum yaad to unhi ko karte hain tum kyon chale ate ho”???
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   Jab mhe dekhu my dil start flying
   mse bat kare tho I keep trying
   jab door jaye I fell like crying
   are itna tension mat le I was joking………..
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   E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
   Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
   Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
   Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
   Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
   Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
   Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
   Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
   Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
   To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
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   bajai pyar ke shabnam meri gulistan..baraste rehti hai har dil mauth ki
   sahari…..syarlo si olaj parthe hai meri ankhien…koi nahi koi bhi nahi jo
   badlaye kinti deer ojalo ke rahate…koi bhi nahi ek koi bhi nahi na pass na
   door ek pyar hai dil ke darkhan…apni chahat ka jo illan kya jathi
   hai…zindagi hai jo jeye jathi hai..honth ki ghont lye jathi hai..khab kanto
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   Dil Ke Jis Kone Mein Kabhi Basti Thi Tu,
   AAj bhi Wo Kona Tera Intazaar Karta Hai ,
   Bhool Ke Jaane Waale Bhool Na Jaana , Aaj Bhi koi Tera Intazaar Karta Hai.
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3. 153 rohit Says:
   August 3rd, 2006 at 7:38 am

   Ek budhiya bachpan me mar gayee.

4. 154 vindh Says:
   August 3rd, 2006 at 7:46 am

   tum milo na milo , na milne ka koi gam nahi. tum pass se gujar jaoo, milne se kam nahi. mana ki kadar nahi tumhe hamare lakin unse poochooo jinhe hasil ham nahi….

5. 155 Pankaj Says:
   August 4th, 2006 at 5:59 am

   Teacher: Bacho kasam khao kbhi Sharab/Cig. nahi Pioge, Non-Veg nahi khaoge, ladki nahi chhedoge, desh ke liya jan dedoge…

   Bachche: Dedenge, aisi jan ka krenge bhi kya?

6. 156 shamir Says:
   August 8th, 2006 at 10:55 am

   KHAMOSI KA MATLAB INKAR NAHI, INKAR KA MATLAB HAR NAHI, KIYA HUA AGAR TUMHE PA SAKA, PANAHI THO SHIRF PYAR NAHI.

   U GUYS R 2 GOOD.

7. 157 shamir Says:
   August 8th, 2006 at 11:02 am

   AE DIL KISIKI YAAD ME RONA FIZUL HAI! ANSHU BADE ANMOL HAI, IN HAI KHONA FIZUL HAI, RO THO UNKE LIYE JO TUMPER NISAR HAI,UNKE LIYE KIA RONA JINKE ASHIK HAZAR HAI.

   KUCH SADY SADY CHAIYE

8. 158 susant Says:
   August 9th, 2006 at 4:50 am

   1+1=2 eyes looking for u, 12+12=24 hours thinking of u,
   3+4=7 days in week missing u, 11+1=12 months i always need
   a sweet friend like u

9. 159 Anand Agrawal Says:
   August 9th, 2006 at 9:22 am

   Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
   Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
   Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta

10. 160 Anonymous Says:
    August 10th, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    tum ko dekha to ya khayal aaya,

    tum ko dekha to ya khayal aaya,

    tum ko dekha t ya khayal aaya,

    aur baju vali ko dekha to dusrakhayal aaya

11. 161 Anonymous Says:
    August 10th, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    Tu pee jitna chae itna pee

    Tu pee jitne chae itna pee

    jab tara nikal jayage jee koi nahi kahaga tu pee.

12. 162 Anonymous Says:
    August 10th, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    Jab aashiq ka janaja nikla to use dekhna ke liya puri duniya nikle pan vonahi nikle jiske liya janaja nikla.

    Rajesh Patel

13. 163 sami shaikh Says:
    August 11th, 2006 at 6:38 am

    hum naa hote to gazal kuon kaheta tumhare pyaare se chahereko kamal kuon kheta ye to karishma hai khudrat ka warna phatharko taj mahel kuon kaheta

14. 164 sami shaikh Says:
    August 11th, 2006 at 6:40 am

    karam kar ilahi bada nazuk zamana hai
    diloun mein hai dushmni bazahi dostana hai

15. 165 mjgurl Says:
    August 11th, 2006 at 7:10 am

    HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE
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    Log apna banake chod dete hai.
    Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
    Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
    Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
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    tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
    waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
    chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
    lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay
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    woh bewafa hai to kia howa
    mat kaho bura us ko
    jo howa so howa
    khush rakhy khuda us ko

16. 166 Neal Says:
    August 12th, 2006 at 6:48 am

    chalo na rah me aise lage thoker to gir jao abhi bhi wakt hai yaar mohbbat se samhal jao

17. 167 RAJIV Says:
    August 12th, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    TANGE UTHA KE KARO,TANGE FAILA KE KARO, GHUMA GHUMA KE KARO,SANSE ROK KE KARO, JITNA KAROGE UTNA HALKA MEHSOOS HOGA…..
    BABA RAMDEVJI KA YOGA.

18. 168 sami vaijapur Says:
    August 12th, 2006 at 1:57 pm

    hade gham hastiuon se ghuzar kuon nahi jatein
    jab jina nahi aata to mar kuon nahi jaatein
    jana hai us paar to tuonfan hi mileinge
    darte ho to kashtiuon se uter kiuon nahijatein

19. 169 daya nand Says:
    August 15th, 2006 at 9:00 am

    jee chahata hai lelun teri….musibatein tamam ko
    tujhe dekh kar khada ho jata hai…haath mera tamaam ko

20. 170 shailesh Says:
    August 15th, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    Subhan allah………….
    Phool khilte hai baharo ka samaa hota hai,
    aise mausam mein hi to pyar jawan hota hai,
    dil ki baat hotho se nahi kahi jaati,
    ye fasana to AANKHON se bayan hota hai…

21. 171 RAMAN Says:
    August 16th, 2006 at 8:39 am

    KAUN KEHTA HAI K SHARAB KHARAB HOTI HAI,
    KAUN KEHTA HAI K SHARAB KHARAB HOTI HAI,
    JAB HUM PEE KAR NIKALTE HAI TO JANAAB JANAAB HOTI HAI

22. 172 Tawhid................ Says:
    August 16th, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    “Khudha Kisi Ko Kisi Per Fidha Naa Kare”
    “Fidha Agar Kare Tho Marnetak Judha Naa Kare” Aaameen

23. 173 IRSHAD Says:
    August 17th, 2006 at 8:44 am

    basti, jungle, parvat sab hansi nazaare doob gaye
    do ashk kisi ne aise diye, do janhaa hamare doob gaye
    doobna hi jab hamari taqdeer mai tha, to iljaam kisi ko kya de
    kabhi bin maanjhi ke doobe kabhi maanjhi ke sahaare doob gaye

24. 174 james Says:
    August 17th, 2006 at 8:52 am

    dil ka ashiyana nahi sajte bagoomain phool nahi khilate
    humari ek pasand se toot jayenge? hazaroo dil, tabhi to hum
    koi girl firnd nahi banate.

25. 175 IRSHAD Says:
    August 17th, 2006 at 9:00 am

    उठ मेरी जान मेरे साथ ही चलना है तुझे
    क़द्र अब तक तेरी तारीख़ ने जानी ही नहीं
    तुझमें शोले भी हैं बस अश्क फिशानी ही नहीं
    तू हक़ीकत भी है दिलचस्प कहानी ही नहीं
    तेरी हस्ती भी है इक चीज़ जवानी ही नहीं
    अपनी तारीख़ का उन्वान बदलना है तुझे
    उठ मेरी जान…

26. 176 rahul Says:
    August 19th, 2006 at 6:25 am

    thanks fr shayari…

    unki ek jhalak ne humko deewana kar diya
    humko laga ki maykhane ka pamana bhar diya
    kahin unko hamari nazar na lag jaye
    esliye humne unhe zamane se nazarband kar diya

27. 177 bharat Says:
    August 19th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    tu roz yaad aye to kya karu dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karu dil karta hai tujhe roz dekhu par madari tujhe roz na laye to kya karu

28. 178 jishna Says:
    August 20th, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    nazar sanam ko nazar ne ek din,
    nazar ladhate nazar ne dekha,
    padi nazar jab nazarke upper
    nazar ko jhukte nazar ne dekha

29. 179 mukesh Says:
    August 21st, 2006 at 6:10 am

    apki jindgi me koi gam na ho
    apki ankhe kabhi kabi nam na ho
    apko mele jindgi me har kushi
    bhale hi us kushi me hum na ho

30. 180 rakesh kumar Says:
    August 23rd, 2006 at 5:42 am

    Dosti ki Kadar karte hai itna.
    Asman me sitare ho jitna,
    Yakin na ho to Call ka ke dekh lo,
    Baat karenge Aapke mobile ke Balance ho jitna..

31. 181 RAMAN Says:
    August 23rd, 2006 at 7:39 am

    A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them.
    She said “I don’t think I know you, but you must be hungry.
    Please come in and have something to eat.”
    “Is the man of the house home?”, they asked.
    “No”, she replied. “He’s out.”
    “Then we cannot come in”, they replied.
    In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
    “Go tell them I am home and invite them in!”
    The woman went out and invited the men in.
    “We do not go into a House together,” they replied.
    “Why is that?” she asked.
    One of the old men explained: “His name is Wealth,” he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, “He is Success,and I am Love.” Then he added, “Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.”
    The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. “How nice!!”, he said. “Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!”
    His wife disagreed. “My dear, why don’t we invite Success?”
    Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.
    She jumped in with her own suggestion: “Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!”
    “Let us heed our daughter-in-law’s advice,” said the husband to his wife.
    “Go out and invite Love to be our guest.”
    The woman went out and asked the 3 old men,
    “Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest.”
    Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also
    got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success:
    “I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?”
    The old men replied together: “If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would’ve stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!”

32. 182 IRSHAD Says:
    August 23rd, 2006 at 9:41 am

    gayee raat azib mazaak mere saath hooyee
    mere ghar ko chhod kar saare shahar mai barsaat hooyee

33. 183 IRSHAD Says:
    August 23rd, 2006 at 9:43 am

    saare shahar mai hai charaga, ek mera hi ghar hai becharag
    tishnigi(andhera) se mere ghar ka pataa chal jayegaa

34. 184 avnish Says:
    August 24th, 2006 at 9:54 am

    yakeen pe yakeen dilate hai dost,
    raah chalte ko bewakoof banate hai dost,
    sharbat bol kar pani pilate hai dost,
    par kuch bhi kaho bahut yaad aate hai dost!!

35. 185 avnish Says:
    August 24th, 2006 at 10:05 am

    poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai,
    soch ke sath insaan badal jaata hai,
    sochte hai ki tang na kare aapko,
    magar kya kare soch ke sath plan badal jata hai!!!!

36. 186 avnish Says:
    August 24th, 2006 at 10:07 am

    Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
    kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
    humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
    is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

37. 187 shaan Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 10:35 am

    MOHABBAT KE BHI KUCHH USOOL HOTE HAIN
    GULSHAN E ISHQ ME CHAHAT KE FOOL HOTE HAIN
    MAASHOQAAYEN TO HOTI HAIN HUSN KA DARIYA
    HUM AASHIQ TO UNKE KADMO KI DHOOL HOTE HAIN

38. 188 tauqeer Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    na jaane badalo ke beech kaisi saajish hui,
    na jaane badalo ke beech kaisi saajish hui
    mera ghar mitti ka tha mere hi ghar baarish hui.

    zindagi ki rahon pe jab aage-aage jaoge
    peechhe ek saaya tum hardam paoge,
    mudke dekhoge to tanhayi hogi,
    agar mahsoos karoge to humko paode.

39. 189 tauqeer Says:
    August 25th, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    registaan me ye kashti yuhi to nahi
    yakeenan yahan kabhi toofaan aaya hoga

40. 190 nitin dixit Says:
    August 31st, 2006 at 10:46 am

    Mahak Dosti ki ishq se kam nahin hoti,
    ishq se duniya khatam nahi hoti,
    sath ho dost to duniya jannat se kam nahi hoti.

    Muskurahat aap ki saan hai hamari ,
    Akhein ap ki pehchan hai hamari,
    rakhna hifajat se apne ap ko,
    sansein ap ki jaan hai hamari,

    Unke chehre ko ankhon se hata sakte nahin,
    Dil ki betabi ki surat dikha sakte nahin,
    kitni dilchasp hai mohabbat ki majbooriyaan,
    Manjil pas hai aur kadam badha sakte nahin,

41. 191 saif Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:36 am

    youn nazrein jhukaake aapne accha nahin kiya,
    masoom shayaron ke kalam tootne lage.

42. 192 shilesh Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:36 am

    rab se dua katre hain
    ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
    ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
    sms nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
    MAA jaisa pyaar mile

43. 193 saif Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:43 am

    kyou nazrein jhuki jhuki hai,kyou lab silein hue,
    koyee toh raaz qaid hai dil ke maqaam pur.

44. 194 saif Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 11:46 am

    zindagi agar meri ek saans ki hoti,
    toh main woh saans tumhaare saath lena chahta.

45. 195 tom Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 2:06 pm

    Har ek paaon mujhe Raundete huye guzre,
    Na jaane kaun si manzil ka rasta hoon main.

46. 196 tom Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    Mere khuda, Tu ishq mat karna…………Khoob royega
    Hum to tere chaukhat pe ayenge……… tu kaha jayega?

47. 197 Rahul Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    Mere Armman Na Bhikhren aise , jaise Bhikhren hai Kaagaz
    Gar Yeh Armman bikharh Gaye TOu Meri Zindagi ka kya Hoga

48. 198 saif Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    Is dil ke dhadakne ka kuch hai sabub aakhir,
    ke dard ne karwat li,ya tumne idhar dekha.

49. 199 pankaj tayal Says:
    September 5th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    1. phool hoon gulab ka chamali ka nahi , aashiq hoon apka aapki sahali ka nahi .

    2. khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gahari ho ki tu roohe to aashoon mere ho , tu saans le to dhadkan meri ho aur khuda kare ki baap tu bane per mehant meri ho.

    3.yeh copy nahi copy ka panna hain, tum khush raho yeh meri tammana hain.

50. 200 peeyush Says:
    September 5th, 2006 at 5:02 pm

    jab se tuta hai ye dil , dar lagta hai phir lagane mein
    guzar gaya ye waqt hamara , maikhane ke pyalon mein
    samjhaya gaya kai bar , shaadi zaroori hai zamane mein
    jab zindagi mein nahi rah gayi zara bhi sachhayi ,
    to kya nuksan ek or jhoot ko gale lagane mein

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