Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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April 12th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Tum to gairon ki batein karte hon
Humne apne bi azmaye
Log kanton par chal kar rothe hain
Hum nay phoolon say zakham kaye
peace out from C11
April 13th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
i swear to god if i was the first person to look at u i promise i would have kept u in my heart n treat u like an angel n bring all the happiness to u i would neva let ur tears come neva let u feel empty be there for u always. hold u in my arms give u all sort of comfortness tht u need juss one time say yes n i will change the world around u i promise
To my one true love baby i love u, u know that i do ,and sweetness u kno ,that my feelings are true, i love u so much, u’ll never understand, ur my angel, my blessing, my one n only, when I hear ur sweet voice, my heart skips a beat, my feelings for u, are too strong to defeat, please say u’ll alwayz be here, by my side day and night, say u’ll alwayz be my gurl, and ill alwayz be ur man.
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416-294-4954
April 16th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Dil mein tumhare apni kami chod jayenge,
Aankho mein aansuon ki nami chod jayenge,
Yaad rakhna mujhe dhoondhte firoge ek din,
Jab hum ye zindagi chod jayenge.
April 16th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
MOSAM MAST HAI, MAHOUL JABERJEST HAI ..!
SAB APNE KAAM ME MAST HAI !
SOCHA KE TUMHE FONE KERKE GOOD MORNING KAHE
PATA CHALA KE IS ROOTE KE SABHI LINAE VAYASTH HAI.
April 17th, 2006 at 9:19 am
koi dhun mohabbat ki bajne lagi,
wo aaye to mehphil ye sajne lagi,
Socha na tha mere dilne khabi
u acha lagega koi ajanbee,
April 17th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
CHIRAAG JALAYE RAKHNA DOOR TAK RAAT HI RAAT HOGI,
MUSAFIR HUM BHI HAIN MUSAFIR TUM BHI HO FIR KISI MOD PAR MULAQAT HOGI…….
WAITING IN UR REPLY
April 17th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Pyaass bujhti nahin ki barsaat guzar jati hai.
Apni yadon se keho ki yun na sataya kare,
Neend aati nahin aur raat guzar jati hai.
April 17th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Kaghaz kaghaz haraf sajjaya karta hai,
Tanhai main sheher basaaya karta hai,
Kaisa paagal shaks hai saari saari raat,
Deewaroon ko dard sunaya karta hai,
Ro daita hai aap hi apni baatoon par,
Aur phir khud ko aap hansaaya karta hai.
Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi,
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi,
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal,
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi,
April 17th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Lehar aati hai aur kinare se palat jaati hai
yaad aati hai aur dil mein bas jaati hai
dono mein bass itna hi farak hai ke lehar bewakht aati hai
aur yaad har wakht aati hai
April 17th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
teri subhon par
meri ankhon ki roshni qurbaan
din ke tarap te raston par
meri palkon ke saaye qurbaan
sham ki shital hawaon par
mere daman ke hifaz qurbaan
teri raaton ke andheron par
meri mohabbat ki chandni qurbaan
na chubhen khar (thorns)
raston par tujhe
tere pairon tale meri hatheliyan (hands) qurbaan
teri suni veeran duniyan par
aye humdum mere
meri wafayen qurbaan
April 17th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Ishq ke bazaar mein Ruswai bahot hai,
Pyar ke naseeb mein Judaai bahot hai,
Is tarah baar baar galle na laga karo,
Rah-e-Mohabatt mein tanhayi bahot hai
April 17th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
aankhen agar tumhari hogi to aansu humare honge,
dil agar tumhara hoga to dhadkan humari hogi,
khwahish hai..kafan agar tumhara hoga to lash humari hogi
April 17th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Woh Yaad hi kya ho tumhari na ho,
wo baat hi kya ho, tumhari na ho,
woh dil hi kya jisme dhadkan na ho,
woh zindagi hi kya jis mein tum na h
April 19th, 2006 at 7:04 am
Itna Sara Masala Mila, Bahut Bahut Achchha Laga
Thank you to all of your team member
Khud ko kar Buland Itna ki Himalaya Par jaa Sake,
Himalaya Par Chad Jane ke Baad Khuda Bhi Bande se ye poochhe
KI GADHE AB UTREGA KAISE !!
April 20th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
Taj mahal dekh kar,
Bola Shahjahan ka ‘pota’
“Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar ‘dada’ AAshiq na hota.”
April 20th, 2006 at 8:23 am
Maine tujhe pyar kiya
Tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, Man ki shakti
‘BOURNVITA’
Tere pyar ki chot mere dil pe lagi chhaliye
Iodex maliye, Kaam pe chaliye
Ae diwane,
Tujhe kya sujhi door ki,
Shakal payi langoor ki,
Aur tamanna hai hoor ki
Kya kahne hazoor ki.
Tum hoti to ye kahti
Tum hoti to woh kahti
Is baat pe hasti
Us baat pe narraz hoti
….
Shukra hai tum nahi ho.
April 20th, 2006 at 9:29 am
the stuff was very good.
on the present situation of unemployment
hamara timesjob.com aaj kal kharab hai,
kyonki aajkal meri naukri.com par monster.com ka raj hai
April 22nd, 2006 at 12:36 pm
har ghari badal rahi hai………..
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jaldi khrid le
April 25th, 2006 at 6:38 am
my eyes detected…..my haert.
reacted……….. thosand were
rejected ….but U R Selected……..my dear..
April 25th, 2006 at 6:41 am
waqt mile to hamen yaad karlena. pal pal na sahi din me ek bar yaad karlena, dost honga aap ke hazar par hum bhi ek hai itana yaad karlena ………….. AS BIRADAR
April 25th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Laila ku karna ho Impress Majnu ne khaya Minto Fresh
majnu ku karna ho Impress khul de apna dress bole tu
EKDAM FRESH
April 25th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
this is awesome……..keep up the gud work:)
April 26th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Woh Yaad hi kya ho tumhari na ho,
wo baat hi kya ho, tumhari na ho,
woh dil hi kya jisme dhadkan na ho,
woh zindagi hi kya jis mein tum na h
April 29th, 2006 at 11:21 am
dil pe mat le yaar
May 1st, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Aagar talaash karoge o koi aur miljayega..
Par humse jeeyaada tum ko kaun chahega..
Vo tum ko pyar se jarur dekhega..
Par vo nazar hummari jaisi kaha se layega…….
Agar hum na hote to aap ko gazal kaunkehta
Aap ke chehre ko kamal kaun kehta
A to karishma hai mohabbat ka
Warna phatar ko tajmahal kaun kehta…….
Hum umeed karte hai ki aap sab log go ko mere a shayari pasand aai hogi aur chahiye to hum ko chatting ya email kare ok Allahafiz
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:11 am
mainay chaha khushi say karloon kum
mainay ass lagaye eumeed lagayee
mainay yar ki deed per eid manai
meri har umeed toot gaye eaur kargayee meriz zindagykokum…..
meray dil ki nagri main andhaira hai
har simt yadoon ka basaira hai
guzri yadain bachpan ki
rah gayeen woh yadain aur rah gayee hum
mera yaar mujh say roth gaya
woh sheesha dil bhi tott gaya
Bye Maqsood Lover phone Number:0093 70394550
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:15 am
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you because you have done more than any creed could have done to make me good, and more than any fate could have done to make me happy.
You have done it without a touch, without a word, without a sign. You have done it by being yourself.
call me 0093 70 394550 Afghanistan
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:16 am
i wish a wish that wish to be ur tears. to be born in ur eyes. to move on ur cheks and to die in ur lips.
and if u where my tears i would never cry bexi never wana lose u ok
call me 0093 70 394550 Afghanistan
May 2nd, 2006 at 9:19 am
Dil ki surkh diwarun pe
nam hai tera nam
(HIMESH TERA NAM)
Ager 2 Dil Hotey Seeney Main
To Aik Main Sirf Tu he Tu Hoti
Aur Dusrey Main Terey Liye Meri Mohabbat
Ager 2 Dimaag Hotey Mere Sir Main
To Aik Main Sirf Teri Tasweer Hoti
Aur Dusrey Main Tera Tasawur
Ager 2 Zabaan Hoti Mere Mu (mouth) Main
To Aik Pe Sirf Tera Ziker Hota
Aur Dusrey Se Tera Naam Jhapta
Kaash Kabhi Aisa Bhi Hota Ke
Tu Bhi 2 Hoti Jo Aik Ager Inkaar Kardet
“Kabhi kabhi un raston par
jin par kabhi ham aur tum
chalty thy tham kar haat aik dojey ka
muhabbat ki ham kahty thy qasam
kay na hon gay juda aik dojey say kabhi
tum mujhy aur main tumhay dilaty thy yaqeen
ye rasta jo tha na kabhi kahatm honey wala
muhabbat khloos aur yagangat wala
woh jo aik peerd tha borey bargad ka
usi kay seeney may raaz tha hamari muhabbat ka
usi ki chaon may beth kar tumney
yaqeen dilaya tha apni muhabbat ka
ab kabhi un rastoon par jati hon
to yaad aaty hain woh beety huway pal
woh darakht pochtyhain tumhara
kehty hain kya aie ho mil kar
ab un ko main kya sunaon apni dastan
ye rasta tha aagay doraha
aik par main kahri reh gai akyli
dosrey par chala gaya woh haat chura kar
call me 0093 70 394550 Afghanistan
or Email me mhf_ramin@hotmail.com
and mhf_ramin@yahoo.com
May 3rd, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Habju sadi takdir asain hanjuain vich rol jana asi tohanu omar bhr yaad rakhna tusi sano holi holi bhol jana !!
May 3rd, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Habju sadi takdir asain hanjuain vich rol jana asi tohanu omar bhr yaad rakhna tusi sano holi holi bhol jana !!
Nice work keep it up
May 4th, 2006 at 7:28 am
MEINE TUJHE PYAAR KIYA ANGLE BADAL BADAL KAR TERE BAAP NE MARA MUJHE SANDAL BADAL BADAL KAR
May 4th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
when u kiss a girl……dont be hesti do it slowly n make it tasty
May 5th, 2006 at 5:36 am
tera chehera…
tera chehera moti ke saman hai
tera chehera moti ke saman hai aur
moti mere kute ka naam hai !
May 9th, 2006 at 6:15 am
A CHAND TERE PASS EK CHANDNY HAIN LEKIN MERE PASS TERI CHANDNY KI DADI HAIN
May 12th, 2006 at 5:44 am
ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai
May 18th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Pyar Kha Intizaar
tumhare intizaar mein humne
ro ro kar tub bahar deeh
tumhare intizaar mein humne
ro ro kar tub bahar deeh
aur tum bewafaa sanaam aiye
aur usme naha khe chalege
aab hum kya kare
humtho letege use tub mai
use tub mai maine aisa dupkee mara
use tub mai maine aisa dupkee mara
ki hum wapas khabi nai aiye
aab humare aathma use tubme hamesha raihenge
aur tumko hamesha sathegi
aab ishe tarar tumbi maroge
jaise khi maine tarapte
tarapte dum tora
tum bhi use tara tarapte
tarapte maronge
By:
Reshna n Seshna Singh
May 23rd, 2006 at 4:54 pm
Mobile SMS
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
( Hey guys if u don’t mind puttin in some more English jokes in as well pls. its jus that m not really gd at readin, so pls … thnx you)
May 27th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
jab anchal raat ka lehraye aur sara aalam so jaye tum mujse milne shema jalake taajmehal me aajana
May 29th, 2006 at 4:45 am
A wish in a corner deep in my heart,
2 b friends 4ever n never be apart,
hope this has a longer life 2 liv,
trust is the only thing my heart can give!
May 29th, 2006 at 4:46 am
Meri dosti ka jo hisaab lagaoge
to meri dosti ko behisaab paooge
pani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti
zara si thes lage to dhoonte reh jaoge..
May 29th, 2006 at 11:36 am
5′5 jiski height ho,
Jeans jisco tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar mein differenc slight ho,
Thodi see who quite ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid mein sab hahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidish ho,
Sas ki seva jiska khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Padoshi jab baat kara to hath mein knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dona mein kabhi na fight ho,
Milane ka baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe “Guru, Tum Right Ho”,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent right ho,
Agar Aisi apni wife ho,
To kya hasin life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho,
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho,
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho, Aisi apni wife ho…….
May 29th, 2006 at 11:37 am
AIE BARISH JARA THAM KE BARAS’
JAB MERA YAAR AAYE TO JAM KE BARAS,
PAHLE NA BARAS KI WO AA NA SAKE,
FIR ITNA BARAS KI WO JA NA SAKE.
May 29th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it’s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!
May 30th, 2006 at 9:33 am
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!…
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet
say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua….
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.
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Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kuttey ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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MUJH KO NAYA ZAMAANA HAIRAT MEIN DAALTA HAI
“JIS KA GALA DABAOON AANKHEN NIKAALTA HAI”
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
tna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye
Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay
Beemar Bacteria…..HOW R U???
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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
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.-”’-.,.-”‘-. +
( ! SWEET ! *
+ “. DREAMS .” (
* . “‘-.,.-’” + .
Regards
M.Irfan Shaikh
JR. OFFICER
UAE EX CHANGE CENTRE
Laison Office
Karachi, Pakistan.
Tel # 021-2627504
Mobile # 0334-ca558ab
E-MAIL : irfanshaikhji@yahoo.com
May 31st, 2006 at 4:30 am
Duur se dekha to bakri ghaas kha rahi thi,
Duur se dekha to bakri ghaas kha rahi thi,
Paas aake dekha to bhi bakri ghaas kha rahi thi,
Duur ase dekha tha to durbin se dekha tha
June 1st, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
June 1st, 2006 at 7:51 pm
………….Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan,
devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,
devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
khake paan paro boli,”shukriya Bhaijan”
June 1st, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
June 1st, 2006 at 7:57 pm
ek kutta ek bachche ko buri tarah chat raha tha uski maa ghabrai hui aai aur puccha are beta kahin kutte ne tumhe kaatha to nahin.
bachcha bola: nahin abhi to.. sirf chhakh raha tha.