Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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September 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
very very nice site keepitup
September 13th, 2007 at 9:54 am
Chating ke waqt har ladki khwab hoti hai,
Ajnabi bin dekhi sunder si shabab hoti hai,
Bina kiye hi nasha ho jata hai orkut dekhkar,
koun kahta hai nasheeli sharab hoti hai,
September 14th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost†hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari
Ajay kumar
September 16th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
tume dek kar tumhari tareef na karna Gunah se kam nahi
September 17th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle…
September 17th, 2007 at 6:39 am
Zindgi mein kabhi udas mat hona,
kabhi kisi baat pe nirash mat hona,
yeh zindgi ek sangarash hai chalta
hi rahega kabhi apne jeene ka andaz mat kona…
September 17th, 2007 at 6:41 am
Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai,
Milian na sahi judai to milti hai,
Kun kahata hai pyar me kuch nahi milta?
Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai…
September 18th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti…
September 18th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Dua karte hain hum sar ko jhukae,
Mere dost tu apni manzil ko pae.
Jab kabhi teri raaho me andhera chae,
To use roshan karne hum khud ko jalae.
September 18th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Paigam to ek bahana tha,
Darasal apka ek pal churana tha.
Aap hame yaad kare ya na kare,
Par aapko hamari yaad dilana tha.
September 19th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
ek dafa theen dost safar kar rahe hote hian.to pathan hote hain aur ek angrase.to angraze sharab pi raha hota hai to woh phek deta hai to woh pathan pooch tha hai ke tum ne yeh kyun phek di .to angraze bolta hai ke humari molok mein bohut hai.to ek pathan dosre pathan to gira deyta hai to angraze pooch tha hai ke is ko kyun giraya to pathan bolta hai humare molok mein bohut hai.
September 21st, 2007 at 4:47 pm
kash pe kash liye ja,dhoaa dhoom se nikle,
margaye baigun sathi dhoaa dhoom se nikle
this is only 4 selfish friends
September 23rd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Koi mujhe…………
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agar jaan na hai yo niche aa jao ………..
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bachhe
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to phir…
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tayar ho jaao ….
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jaanne ke liya
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ka full form
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A FOR = A
B FOR = BOY
C FOR = CAN
D FOR = DO
E FOR = EVERYTHING
F FOR = FOR
G FOR = GIRLS
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A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRLS .
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September 27th, 2007 at 8:34 am
i love shayari and joks this is the very very good site & i enjoy it very much to read it
Best of luck
October 5th, 2007 at 11:11 am
teri judai se badi koi saza nahi,
fir bhi har koi hamari galati ki shikayat karta hai,
tu bhi to dua nahi karti hamare liye, fir na jane,
ye dil tadapne ke liye har woqt,
sahisalamat kaise rahata hai.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
October 7th, 2007 at 3:03 am
faasale aise bhii honge ye kabhii sochaa na thaa
saamane baithaa thaa mere aur vo meraa na thaa
vo ki Khushbuu kii tarah phailaa thaa mere chaar suu
main use mahasuus kar sakataa thaa chhuu sakataa na thaa
raat bhar us kii hii aahaT kaan main aatii rahii
jhaank kar dekhaa galii main koii bhii aayaa na thaa
aks to maujuud the par aks tanahaaii ke the
aaiinaa to thaa magar us mainn teraa cheharaa na thaa
aaj us ne dard bhii apane alahadaa kar diye
aaj main royaa to mere saath vo royaa na thaa
ye sabhii viiraaniyaan us ke judaa hone se thiin
aankh dhundhalaaii huii thii shahar dhundhalaayaa na thaa
yaad karake aur bhii takaliif hotii thii “Adeem”
bhuul jaane ke sivaa ab koii bhii chaaraa na thaa
October 7th, 2007 at 5:40 am
hum idhar se ja rahe tae,
wo udhar se aa rahe tae,,
humne bhee lal joda pahna tha,
unohne bhee lal joda pahna tha,,
hum bhee 4 kandho par savar tae,
vo bhee 4 kandho par savaar the,,
fark sirf itna tha ke,
ke vo sasuraal ja rahe the,,
hum samshaan ja rahe the.!
plz repl. me
October 7th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
taiz hawa ka jhonka aaya
sath mein aapki khushbu laaya
fir mere dil mein khayal aaya
ki aapne aaj bhi nahi nahaya
hahahahahaha
October 8th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Mehandi surang lati hai sukh jane ke bad, Dosti ki yaad aati hai dur chale jane ke bad.
October 10th, 2007 at 11:25 am
phool to bahut hain par hume gulab pasand hai,
dost to bahut hain par hume aap pasand hain….!
October 10th, 2007 at 11:37 am
mohobbat ko majroori ka naam mat dena,
haqikat ko hadso ka naam mat dena,
ager dil me pyar hai kisi ke liye to use dosti ka naam mat dena….!
October 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost†hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari..
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
October 13th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
yaad hai ham pahli bar kaha milethe?
baas may.
tum baas ke bahar mai bass ke under
akhon se akhon ki takrar hue tum thora sarmaye
uske baad tum joor se chillaya alla ke nam pe kuch de de baba
October 13th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Rabindra nath thakur kobita likhitechen jomuna nadir tire pass die jachilo shreya magi rabindra nath take dheke bole tumi kehe bacha jachcho dolaye pacha bokkhe tomar dalim niche binda bon tumi keno jachho udas kore mon shreya tokhon krudho hoye bole tumi kehe bakachoda tomar koto boro dhon tumi chudba kotokhon rabindra takhon krudho hoye bolen are magi tui amar sathe bas bagane chol tor manger opor dhele debo sada ghola jol buk ta keno uchu nichu bhebe chilam onno kichu jokhon ami tipe dekhi ta rose tol mol…………………
October 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Roney se kya hasi laaye dil e sodai
Ankhon ki bhi ruswai hai daman ki bhi ruswai
Hum to samandar K bichray huwe sahil hai
Ispar bhi Tanhai Uspar bhi tanhai………
October 16th, 2007 at 6:00 am
Baat Dil Ki Dil Mein Chupate Hai Wo.
Samne aate Hi, Nazar Zhukate Hai Wo.
Wo Baat Karte Nahi , Yaa Batt Hoti Nahi
Par Shukr Hai , Zab Bhi Milte Hai Muskurate Hai Wo.
October 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Tum kya jano kaise pilayi jati hai,
kholne se pahle botal hilayi jati hai,
fir awaz lagayi jati hai,
aa jao darde dil walo, yaha darde dil ki dawa pilyai jati hai…
October 21st, 2007 at 6:17 am
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Har ghar mei diya galaye to diwali mat samgho,ajar mai tumhare peechae pada to mughe mawali mat samgho
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
October 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
October 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
October 27th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
October 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra) (sudesh chauhan)
November 5th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
November 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
November 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
November 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
November 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
November 21st, 2007 at 4:09 am
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
November 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
hi
November 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:29 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.