Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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July 14th, 2007 at 7:08 am
“FRIEND” Means
F: First for Me,
R: Ready anytime for Me,
I: Inspires Me,
E: Enjoys life with Me,
N: Never forget me,
D: Dear its u.
one of the best sites I have seen!!
July 14th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Socha tha is kadar unko bhul jayenge,
Dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayenge,
par jab-jab samne aaya unka chehra,
socha is baar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge.
July 14th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres
July 14th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
“Wife” Means For The Married Pepole Only
W: Worries
I: Invite
F: For
E: Ever
one of the best sites I have seen
July 19th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
you all are really rocks!!!!!keep it up
…….such a great collection plz tell me from where you all get this?????
July 21st, 2007 at 5:37 am
woh mera naam likh likh kar mita dete hai
yehi andaaz mohabbat ka pata dete hai
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:31 am
mujhe shayari bahut pasand hai
July 25th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Who r u….?? Why u keep messaging me…??
Who gave u my no….??
Pls Never message me again…… . .
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na!
To msg Karo na.????
July 25th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Allah ke naam pe..
maula ke naam pe…
bhagwan ke naam pe…
k0i mere is msg padne wale d0st k0 paisa ded0 baba..
ye bhikari mujhe sms nahin karti
July 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Log 14th Feb ko aisa kya karte hai????…..ke
theek nine month baad 14th Nov ko Childrens Day
manana padhta hai!!!!!!:):):)
rocking angel;)
July 28th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Mandir me path kar leta hoon,
Masjid me namaj padh leta hoon,
Insan se kahin Khuda na ban jaoon,
isliye thoda paap kar leta hoon.
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Tum dur sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
tum lete ho saans wahan
par badboo yahan tak aati hai.
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Kisne kaha judaai hogi,
kisi gair ne ye khabar udaai hogi,
bade shaan se rahenge aapke dil me hum,
itne dino me kuch to jagah banaai hogi.
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Niche jao or jito
Paise hi Paise…………
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niche………
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or niche….
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yakin nahi aata
“TUM” paiso k liye
itna niche gir sakte ho.
August 2nd, 2007 at 6:44 am
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua…. Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya…Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…Ke lagta hay ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi “NAHAYA”
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Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..
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Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle….bakri kha gayi..
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Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai…! “MOBILE” k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
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Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
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Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega. Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
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Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai -Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai. -
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai, Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ? -
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya -Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya -
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Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai -
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Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya -hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya -
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Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum ne itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi-
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Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein -aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga -magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…-
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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi -are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi -
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…. waaaaahhhhhhhhh. ..
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yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi, socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
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Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
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Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
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5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
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Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai, Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun, Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai, Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai, Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka, Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
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August 4th, 2007 at 11:55 am
hum ne bhi kisi se pyaar kiya tha thodha nahi beshumar kiya tha bar baad hoo gayi zindagi humari jab us ne kaha arre pagle mein ne to mazak kiya tha
August 4th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
namaskar,
men aisa msg hun
jise murkh padte hen
gadhe dusron ko forward karte hen
nalayak ise delete karte hen
aur besaram ise store karte hen
now what u’ll do……..
August 13th, 2007 at 10:15 am
sajna payaran nu bhul ta nai gai
pahla pahla payar kite bhull ta nai gai
August 13th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
HITLER CHALA GAYA
SADDAM MARA GAYA
LADEN KA PATA NAHI
TUM BHAI AAJ KAL DIKHAYI NAHI DETE
LAGATA HAI DHARATI PE AACHE DIN AAYE HAI
August 13th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
ARZ KARTE HAI,
hum uske pyar me ban gaye barf ka gola,
hum uske pyar me ban gaye barf ka gola,
aur woh bewafa boli
THANDA MATLAB COKACOLA
August 17th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana dun,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata dun,
Hai meri Dosti me itna dum,
ki tere aankh ka aansu apne aankh se gira dun.
Itna chhota nahi saath humara,
Kaise soch liya ke kinaara aagaya,
Lo ho gayi Mobile me phir Roshni,
Aur SMS Humara aagaya.
August 17th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
hey dats gd yaar u guys doin gr8 job….i reali like da shayari’s….nywyz 1 4m ma side……..
pyaar karwayen aur pyaar karai…..
zada mushkil ho to luv guru se rihjo karain…..
tamam herkatain bachoon ki pohonch se durr rakhain…..
wazarat e sehat…… hokomat e pakistan….:)thnk u….
bie tc all of u tata
August 18th, 2007 at 6:03 am
i like u utana u like me jitana
i like u jabse u like me jabse
ulike me jane kab tak
but ilike u marte dum tak
August 18th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
…..itni achitni achhi shayari hai ki padh kar rooh khush ho gayi kyonki mujhe nahi pata tha ki langoor bhi shayari karte hain…………………………
August 19th, 2007 at 8:38 am
dur se dekha to talvar ki dhaar chamk rahi thi,
dur se dekha to talvar ki dhaar chamk rahi thi,
nazdik jake dekha to Amrish Puri ki taal chamk rahi thi.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:07 am
Aasmaan ka toota tara hai tu,
Meri khushiyo ka bahana hai tu.
Dekhar jise ho jati hai aakhe nam meri,
Wa hasin sapana hai tu……..(Geeta)
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:15 am
hasino ka kafila masjid ki or chala hamne apni taraf bula liya
hum to barbad huye saman,khuda ko to barbad hone se bacha liya
jisne humko chaha use hum chah na sake
jisko hamne chaha use hum pa na sake
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 am
Chand sy Pyari Chandani
Chandani sy Pyari Rat
Rat sy Pyari Jindgi
Jindgi sy Pyari App
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:24 am
khuda ne jab tumehain banaya hoga ek surur sa uske dil par chaya hoga soch rakh le tumhain vahin par par fir use mera khayal aya hoga.
August 28th, 2007 at 5:22 am
socha tumhe chand kahun lekin usme daag hai.
socha tumhe suraj kahun lekin usme aag hai.
socha tumhe bandar kahun lekin sala usme bhi dimag hai.
August 28th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
This is when Amitabh Bachaan got fit and fine after his long illness….. one fine morning he told his driver vijay “Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..”.
driver, “Par saab aapki tabyat?..”
amitabh “Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine…kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau…….Hain”
Ok then he starts driving the car very fast…. breaks first red signal………
breaks second red signal……….
breaks on third red signal………..
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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..
Tells the driver to come out… “Chalo saheb lisaaaan dikhao, PUC, gaadi ke kagjaaat…baher nikaalo”
Sees amitabh “are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!” he is very suprised to see him….
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Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior inspectors ….
“Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par…”
Sir “KYun kya hua??”
Havaldar: “Sir ek gaadi ne signal todla hai ani me us gaadi ko side me rakha he”
Sir: “To phir?”
hawaldar: “Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi he sir …. mein uska challan nahi phaad sakta aap khud yaha aiye ..”
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Sir “KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??”
HAWALDAR : “WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NA SIR …
LEKIN AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA HAI ….”. … »
August 30th, 2007 at 5:51 am
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah…..
August 31st, 2007 at 7:15 am
pyar- dukhon ka bazar hai .
premi -dukhon ka kharidar.
baap- bich ki deewar.
bahan - salahkar
bhai. .. humesa pitne ko taiyaarr
August 31st, 2007 at 11:16 am
Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, maine itne loveletter post kiye wo post man k saath hi bhag gayi.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:47 am
MEHRBAN KADAR DAN DEKIYE MERE SMS K,A KMAL
HUM GANTI BJAYEGA
JAMURA MOBAIL UTHAYEGA
KHUD PADEGA
DUSRO KO FARWET KAREGA
CHAL JAMURE HOJA SURU————
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:15 am
mere dil nei usse chaha hei magar logo ne kaha ki pyar nahi hawas hei magar usne kaha hawas hei tu kya huya kuch tu hei usne apna pallo salwar aur sab kuch uthayea aur khadhi hogayi phir bholli i love u pls zara gum jayo muje hawas tumse bhi zada hei kyo ki kayi dino se koyi hijdha nahi mila baisaab
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:17 am
aaj mujhe leni hei raat ko ;
oye mere yaar sath chall na ;
kyo ?
kyo ki mei raat bhar condom pehne ki koshish karta raha magar nahi hoya
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:20 am
“if by mistake i have made a mistake….
then please consider it a mistake and forget it…..
but only forget the mistake….
even by mistake don’t forget me.”
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
if the moon was to recomned me.
this is what he’d say to you.
i want to drop the veil of decency.
i want to cross the line with you.
i insiston destroying myself.
on destroying myself in you.
September 4th, 2007 at 6:28 am
teri ishq mein pagal ho gayaa dewaanaa tera re teraa hotein hotein rah gayaa afsaana tera re
September 4th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Aksha sila diya tune mere pyar ka YAR NE HI LUT LIYA MERE GHAR yar ka…….But now remix in begali……………………..——Aksha SALA DEKHE NEBO TOKE KALKE BONDHU HO-YE TULE NILI BONDHU R MAL KE
September 6th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Woh Mud Mudke Hume Tekhte hai,Woh Mud Mudke Humein Tekhte hai
Exam K Samay Na Unhe Kuchha Aata hai Na Hume
September 6th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Har ek se achhi baat karna fitrat hai humari,
Har ek khush rahe hasrat hai humari..
Koi “Dost” hume yaad kare ya na kare,
Har ek ko yaad karna adat hai humari..
I love shayari and this is the best site i have come across.
KEEP IT UP
September 6th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
really nice sms without any cost
thanks 4 that
September 8th, 2007 at 9:00 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
September 8th, 2007 at 9:02 am
YUN TO BEBAFA HAM BHI NEHETHE.
PAR BAFA NA KARSAKE.
TERE YADOKE SAHARE JEERAHAHNU.
KNUE KE TUJHE APNA NA BANASAKE.
September 8th, 2007 at 10:32 am
mera bt suno kiya ap mere kam kar sakte ho kam ye hai k ap ap aur ap kohe aur nahe sirf ha ha ap ki he mein bt
September 8th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Aap k liye ek film me bat ki hai, lead role hai,
heroin aap ko GUFA me le jayagi..,
aur..,
goli mar degi.
Film hai…
“GUFA ME… KUTTE KI MAUT”
September 10th, 2007 at 10:43 am
mehandi mehandi mehandi ,ki hoya je lalye mehandi ,assi bhi sehra lalage ,je tera pyaar na pa sakya,ta teri choti bhan fasa la ge
September 11th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
teri yaari sabase pyaari isame koi shak nahi
teri yaari sabase pyaari isame koi shak nahi
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sabane milakar teri gand maari…
kya mera koi huqua nahi?
September 12th, 2007 at 7:48 am
aankhein band hon to khayal tera ho ,,,,,,,,niid aankho mein ho to khaab tera ho ,,,,,,,,,,mein kuch aisa kar chalun dosti ke liye ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,jikar ho dosti ka naam mera ho
September 12th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Chup chup Si Tum rehti ho isay kya samjhu me.maray pyar ka Jawaba Nahin Deti ho isay kya samjhu mai,
Kehetay hai Shuruaat mai Ladkiya Chup hi rehti hai, Ab kya isi chup rehnay KO tumhari haan samjhu mai.
September 12th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
dost dost na raha pyaar pyaar na raha ab to internet ke siva koi karobar na raha