Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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June 12th, 2007 at 5:40 am
gud jokes.now i think my life is also become a joke.
June 12th, 2007 at 5:44 am
tum bin jiya jaya kaisa ,kaisa jiya jaya tum bin . sadiyo sa lambi hai rata sadiyo sa lamba hua din . ajao laut kar yai dil kaha raha hai.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:13 am
this is tooo good site
June 13th, 2007 at 5:54 am
dete kyu hi y dard bus hami ko,
wo kya samjhange aankho ki nami ko
laakho dewane hi jish chand ke,
wo kya mehsus karenge taare ki kammi ko
June 13th, 2007 at 6:15 am
is bhari dunya main koi aapna na hua.
gayr to gayr the aapno ka sahara na hua
log ro ro kar hasa karte the.
main hasa to bhi gujara na hua
June 13th, 2007 at 6:23 am
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
June 13th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Woh kahte hai majbur hai hum,na chahte hue bhi door hai hum,churali unhone hamari dhadkane,fir bhi kahte hai bekasoor hai hum.
June 14th, 2007 at 10:12 am
Mehsher mei teri shan nazar aayegi
Saari dunya pareshan nazar aayegi
Bakshega na tu hum guneigaroon ku
Jannath teri weraan nazar ayegi
June 14th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Nazar ne nazar ki nazar pe
Nazar se nazar milathei dekha
Jab padi nazar pe nazar ki nazar
Thou nazar ne nazar ke nazar se nazar milathei dekha
June 15th, 2007 at 3:06 am
AApki Personality Dekh kar ek tasveer banaai hai……………………………………………….
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Hamare ghar nazar na lage kisi ki
Isliye ghar ke bahar latkayi hai…
Ajay!
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June 15th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Do you know the reason why GIRLS like “LAKME” cream…..
B’coz they want to say…………………..
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L - Love
A - And
K - Kiss
M - Me
E - Everyday!!
Ajay
June 15th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Vaadiyon se chaand nikal aaya hai,
Fizaaon me naya rang chhaya hai,
Aap hai k khamosh baithe hai,
Ab to muskuraiye kyunki hamara SMS aaya hai.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Zindagi me meri kuch nhi
Jo tumhara nhi wo pal gozara nhi jis pal tujhe pokara nhi
Koch nhi he is duniya me agar too nhi he
Bekar he zindagi agar saath tumhara nhi he
June 16th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
ganna to hum bhi chahtein hain
magar aawaj nahin.
bajana to hum bhi chahatein hain
magar saar nahin.
kyon shajaan itna guroor kyon karte ho apne is
TAJMAHAL per
banaana to hum bhi chahtein hain
magar mumtaj
June 18th, 2007 at 8:27 am
hi
June 19th, 2007 at 1:36 am
ooooooooo hujoor………..
bhad me jaye tera suroor
surt se tu lagta khajoor
bidi ki factory ka majdoor…….
chal hoja ab dooooooor…..
sale langoorrrrrrrrrrrr
June 21st, 2007 at 12:29 pm
dil ma ab dard ki sewa kuch be nahi .yad aap ke aati hai chori chori roota hon
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:41 am
one of the best sites I have seen!!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:43 am
ur brain will be refreshed in 5 seconds
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error
no brain detected
June 23rd, 2007 at 2:08 pm
tum door sahi majboor sahi par yad tumahri aati hai
yum sans waha par leti ho
par bas yahan tak aati hai
June 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am
My heart is beating
Keeps on refitting
I am waiting 4 u
My love in closes………………….
June 24th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
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June 27th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Bahut samjhaya dil ko ki, bevafa se vafa na kar bethe.
Sambhal kar rakha tha jisko, woh hamse daga na kar bethe,
Who mile they humein musafir ban kar, kahin unhe yaad na kar bethe.
Jo puri na ho sake kahin, woh hi fariyaad na kar bathe.
June 29th, 2007 at 4:28 am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
June 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
i h.a.t.e. u
H-HAPPY TO SEE U
A-ALWAYS MISS U
T-TAKE U AS MY GOOD FRIEND
E-EVERY DAY REMEMBER U & NEVER FORGET U
SO I REALLY H.A.T.E. U
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July 1st, 2007 at 9:05 am
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
subah - subah mere dil mein ye khayal atta hi–
ki ———-
mere charpaye ke niche se mera chappal kaun le jata hai.
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:45 am
This is d AWESOME SITE I HAVE EVER SEEN….
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:30 am
aap se eisi baat na ho, jis se aapko rona padhe
Duwa hai rab se aap ki khusi, kisi bhi gham se dho na-padhe
Har subaha aap ke liye, suraj nayi rosani de,
aap ki paas eisi dil ho ki, kohi bhi dost ko kho na-padhe.
July 4th, 2007 at 4:33 am
aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi, aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi,jojhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi, aur uth kar jhuki to ada ban gayi…
July 4th, 2007 at 8:27 am
VAADE KARTE HAIN KASME KHATE HAI,
LEKIN PHIR BHI SAATH CHHOD DETE HAIN,
HUME TO TAKLIF HOTI HAI PHOOL TODNE MAIN BHI,
PER KUCH LOG AASANI SE DIL TOD DETE HAI. TO SHRUTI.
July 4th, 2007 at 8:30 am
JAB KISI KE SAPNE KISI KE ARMAN BAN JAYE,
KISI KI HASI KISI KI MUSKAAN BAN JAYE,
BEPANHAA PYAR KAHTE HAI USE JAB . . . . .
KISI KI SAANSE KISI KI JAAN BAN JAYE. . . . . . . . . TO Shruti
July 4th, 2007 at 8:33 am
YE DIL NA JAANE KYA KAR BAITHA …
PUCHE BINA HI MUJHSE, FAISLA KAR BAITHA …
IS ZAMEEN PAR TOOTA SITARA NAHI GIRTA AUR YE PAGAL …
CHAND SE PYAR KAR BAITHA . . . . . . . TO SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:36 am
YE RAAT ITNI TANHA KYO HOTI HAI . . . .
SABKO KISMAT SE SHIKAYAT KYO HOTI HAI . . . .
YE KISMAT BHI AJEEB KHEL KHELTI HAI . . . .
JISE PANA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI ….
MOHABBAT USI SE KYO HOTI HAI . . . . . . . To SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:40 am
AASMAAN KE TARON NE EK DIN MUJHSE PUCHA,
KYA TUMHE AB BHI INTZAAR HAI UNKE LAUT AANE KA,
MAINE MUSKURAKAR KAHA . . . .
MUJHE TO AB TAK YAKEEN NAHI HAI UNKE CHALE JAANE KA. .To SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:44 am
** GOLDEN WORDS **
Kabhi “ZINDGI” Main kisi ke liye mat “RONA”
Q Ke Wo Tumhare “AANSUON” ke “KABIL” “NAHI” Hoga
AUR
“WO” Jo Is “KABIL” Hoga,
Wo Tumhe “RONE” Nahi Dega . . . . . lov u SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:49 am
jAB HUM USKI DHUN MAIN RAHA KARTE THE !
HUM BHI CHUP CHAP JIYA KARTE THE !
ANKHO MAIN PYAAS HUA KARTI THI !
DIL MAIN TOOFAN UTHA KARTE THE !
LOG AATE THE GAZAL SUNNE !
HUM USKI BAAT KIYA KARTE THE !
KISI VIRAANE MAIN US SE MILKAR !
DIL MAIN KYA PHOOL KHILA KARTE THE !
GHAR KI DIWAR SAJANE KI KHATIR HUM USKA NAAM LIKHA KARTE THE !
KISI KO MOHABBAT KARTE DEKH YAAD AATA HAI !
HUM BHI KABHI MOHABBAT KIYA KARTE THE ! . . . . . To SHRUTI
July 4th, 2007 at 8:53 am
TOOFANO MAIN KASTI KO KINARE BHI MILTE HAI,
JAHAN MAIN LOGON KO SAHARE BHI MILTE HAI,
DUNIYA MAIN SABSE PYAARI HAI ZINDGI,
KUCH LOG ZINDGI SE BHI PYARE MILTE HAI. . . . . . To SHRUTI
July 5th, 2007 at 12:18 am
Chaiwala ek ladki se
“Bholi si surat
ankho me masti
door kadi sarmaye
aaye hai!!!!!!!”
Ladki chaiwale se
“Kali si surat
hato me ketli
door kada chilaaye
Chai Chai!!!!!!!”
July 6th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Pure Friendship is Like Sugarcane…….
U Crush It, Twist It, Squeez It, Beat It 2 Pulp….
All That U’ll Get Is Only Sweetness……..
July 8th, 2007 at 5:32 am
Hasne ke bad Qu rulati hai yeh duniya
Jane ke bad Qu bulati hai yeh duniya
Zindage me kya kuch kasar baki the
jo marne ke bad bhi jalati hai yeh duniya
July 9th, 2007 at 7:13 am
ek din jab tumahare shadi ho jayege tumahari biwi ke
pet me
mera
ha mera
100% sure
bhatija ho ga
saale besharam biwi be shak karta hai……
July 11th, 2007 at 10:03 am
kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
kuch nasha to dheemi brsaat ka hai
hame aap yuhi shrabi na kahiye
yeh dil par asar to apse mulaqat ka hai
July 12th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Dosti ishq se kum nahi hoti,
Na ho ishq to jindgi khatam nahi hoti,
Saath agar ho jindgi tumahari,
To jindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
Roopa
July 12th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Dosti ishq se kum nahi hoti,
Na ho ishq to jindgi khatam nahi hoti,
Saath agar ho jindgi tumahari,
To jindgi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
July 12th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
If people say ur carazy,
Be PATIENT,
ur Monkey,
RELAX,
ur stupid,
Be cool,
but if they say ur Smart,
Thappad lagana saale ko,
Mazak ki b koi hadd hoti hai,
July 13th, 2007 at 9:33 am
DIL KE RISHTE KA KOI NAAM NAHI HOTA,HAR RAASTE KA KOI MUKAAM NAHI HOTA,AGAR NIBHANE KI CHAHAT HO DONO TARAF,KASAM SE KOI RISHTA NAAKAAM NAHI HOTA……..
July 13th, 2007 at 9:36 am
TERI YAAD MEIN HUM DIN RAAT MAR MITEY,TU CHALA DUR TO TOOTE SAARE SAPNEY.TERE AANE K INTEZAAR MEIN AANKHEIN BICHAYE HUM LEKIN TUM HAI K DURR SE HI TADPAATE HO SANAM
July 13th, 2007 at 9:39 am
AANKHON MEIN ARMAAN DIYA KARTE HAI,HUM AAPKI NIND CHURALIYA KARTE HAI.ABSE JAB JAB AAPKI PALKEIN JHAPKEGI SAMAJHLENA TAB TAB HUM AAP KO YAAD KIYA KARTE HAI.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:37 am
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
JULPHE HAI TERI GHANHGOR ANDHERA,
HO JA TAKLA KAR DE SAWERA…
July 13th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
namaskar,
men aisa msg hun
jise murkh padte hen
gadhe dusron ko forward karte hen
nalayak ise delete karte hen
aur besaram ise store karte hen
now what u’ll do……..