Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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April 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
chandi chand ki milti hai,
chamakna sitaron ko padta hai,
pyaar ek se hota hai,
tadfana hazaron ko padta hai.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
kal kare so aaj, aaj kare so ab,
kal kare so aaj, aaj kare so ab,
abhey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kabh
April 26th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Deepak me agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota
April 26th, 2007 at 8:20 am
kutta bhuke hazar…
hathi chale bazar…
kutta agar ek lakh bhi bhuke…
to bhi hathi chale bazar….
April 26th, 2007 at 8:29 am
AANKHO ME KYUN AANSU JHALAK JATE HAIN,
TANHAIUN ME KYUN GHUM YAAD AATE HAIN,
AANSU POCHAKAR KOI YE BATADE HAME,
DOOR RAHENE WAKE AKSAR KYUN YAAD AATE HAIN….(SHAH)
April 26th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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YOU LOVE ME
I LOVE YOU NAYELA NAAZ
April 26th, 2007 at 9:12 am
subah teri sham meri ho, din tera rat meri ho, hasi teri udasi meri ho, jab maut bhi aye dost to sirf kabar teri par usme laash meri ho.
April 26th, 2007 at 9:15 am
love ever, hate never, smile ever, cry never, but forget me never, bcoz we are friends forever
April 27th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Mujse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine,
teri tasveer thi jo tujhse chupa li maine,
jis pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi,
apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine,
har janm sabko yahaan sachha pyaar kahaan milta hai,
teri chaahat mein to umr bita li meine,
mujhko jaane kahaan ehsaas mere le jaayein,
waqt ke haathon se ek nazm utha li meine,
ghere rehti hai mujhe ek anokhi khushbu,
teri yaadon se har ek saans saja li meine,
jiske sheron ko woh sunke bahut roya tha,
bas wohi ek ghazal sabse chupa li meine.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:54 am
kisi kadar woh log bhi to jinda hai,
jinhone umar gujari hai bewfai mai,
tadap ke hijar(tanhaiya)ki raate gujar hi jati hai,
yeh sach hai ki nahi marta koi judaee mai.
May 1st, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Khali hai botal phir bhi piye jaa raha hai,
Zindagi se bor hu phir bhi jiye jaa raha hu
Kisi kamine ka sms nahi aaraha phir bhi kamino ko sms kiye jaa raha hu.
May 1st, 2007 at 12:14 pm
dhoor ek gaun tha,gaun mein randiyan sasti thi,
jitna dalo utna hasti thi.
May 7th, 2007 at 6:03 am
Tumhare ek call se,
Sabhi hasaratein puri ho jaati hain,
Pyass hai samundar ki,
Magar ek boond se hi mit jaati hain
May 7th, 2007 at 6:07 am
Humko kiska hai intezaar,
Ye hum ya rub jaane,
Par hum madhosh huye jaate hai,
Aapki yadon mein ye to sab jaane
May 7th, 2007 at 7:00 am
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May 7th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Humko Maalum Hain
Ishq Masum hai
Dil se hojati hai galatiyan
sabrase ishq mehroom hai
May 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa ankho ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalkate hai meri bhi ankho se aansu,
Jab tumhare door hone ka ehsaas hota hai
May 8th, 2007 at 7:45 am
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!
Plzz… Dont mind….
ANIL
May 8th, 2007 at 7:47 am
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
May 16th, 2007 at 6:08 am
Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
Aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
Mujhe bas itna bata do
kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho??
May 16th, 2007 at 10:16 am
shikwe bhi hue honge humse,
shikayete bhi hui hongi humse,
par doston gila nahi karte,
aache nahi bure sahi,
par hum jaise dost baar baar mila nahi karte….
May 18th, 2007 at 4:42 am
jab dard nahi tha shine mein…
kya khub maja tha jine mein…
aaj dard bhara hain shine mein…
takleef ho rahi jeene mein..
maut de do parwah nahi…
mujhe jeene ki koi chah nahi…
dard lekar nahi jee saktein..
kyoki………..?
tumse payar kiya hain koi gunah nahi..
tum khoobsurat ho hasi ho …
mere dil mein basi ho…
hum chahtein hain jisko tum wo dilnasi ho..
May 18th, 2007 at 6:12 am
Apne BEAUTIFUL hone par itna guroor na kar
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
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Tumhara smart hona bhi tab tak qayam hai jab
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FAIR & LOVELY sassti hai!
May 18th, 2007 at 8:48 am
. Ishq aisa karo ke dil mein bas JAYE, saans bhi lo to khushboo usiki AAYE,pyaar ka nasha ankhon pe aise CHAYE, baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.
May 18th, 2007 at 8:49 am
41. Jaha dosti, vaha pyar…
jaha pyar, vaha ishq…
jaha ishq, vaha mohabat…
jaha mohabat, vaha judai…
jaha judai, vaha dard…
May 18th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Hichkiyon se eik baat ka ehsas hota hai,
ki shayad koi humhe yaad to karta hai,
milne na aaye to kya hua,
par char lamhe hum par barbad to karta hai
May 18th, 2007 at 9:17 am
Itna kyon chahte hai use k bhula nai sakte,
itna kyo pas gaye k ab door ja nai sakte,
ab tanhai main baithe ye sochte hain,
kyo chahte hai use jise ham pa nai skte
May 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Bahut si duaon me ek dua hamari hogi.
Us dua mey mangi har khushi tumhari hogi.
Aaj puri ho jab koi khwahish,
to samajh lena yeh dua hamari hogi.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 am
. Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna,
duniya ki bhid me pahchan koi rakhna,
ache nahi lagte jab rahte ho udas,
in hathho pe sada muskan banaye rakhna.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:20 am
Badi aasani se dil lagaye jate hain,
par badi mushkil se vade nibhaye jate hain,
le jati hain mohabbat un raho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jate hain.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
ajj hum unse jannath mein takra gaye hamare dil se aawaz nikli
tumhari maki tum idahr bhi aagayee
May 20th, 2007 at 5:46 am
1 - if malika shehrawat playe roll of dropdi,Duryodhan will have to say,”dussashan pahna do hamari is dasi ko sari ,hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron mein kaisi lagti hai.
2 - dosti ka safar lamba hua to kyahua, thoda tum chalo thoda hum chalenge fir………………………… hum dono ricshaw kar lenge.
3 - hi, aasj mousam mein kuchajeeb baat hai, bekabu se hamare khayalat hai,ji chahata hai chura lain aapko aapse, per mammy kahti hai chori karna paap hai.
May 21st, 2007 at 5:32 am
moor moor ke na dekh mujhe u hanstey hanstey mere dost bahot hoshiyaar hai keh denge bhabi namstey
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
dil da ki asi roohan tak tenu pyaar kita,
oh sajan horr bana ke baith gaye,
asi fer vi ohda intezaar kita,
soupne tod mai sare apne,
ohde soupeyan nu sakaar kita,
asi te pyaar kita,
shayed ohne dila ta vaar kita
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:52 pm
yaad aye khabhi to ankhein band na karna,
hun chale bhi jaein to hgum na karna,
yeh zaroori nahi ke har rishte ka naam ho,
par pyaar ke ehsaas dil se kam na karna,
May 24th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar…
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar…
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar…!
May 24th, 2007 at 11:56 am
bapu sada nahi manda billo hor khitho kar le trnaya
May 26th, 2007 at 4:05 am
boss great yar lagay rahoo such you are rocking
May 27th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
hum wo nahi jo tuje gum mein chod dege,
hum wo nahi jo tujese naata tod denge,
hum to tere wo dost hai, jo agar teri saase band ho to
apni saase jod denge.
May 28th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
THIS ONLY 4 U ARFI(JO 498 PR HA) ITS A NICE FEELING WHEN U KNOW SOME1 LOVES U……..SOME1MISS U…..SOME1 NEVER FORGETS UR POETRY…………….THATS ME
May 31st, 2007 at 9:31 am
GIRLS SAYS:roshini chand se hoti hai sitaron se nahi mohoobat ek se hoti hai hazaron se nahi……
BOYS SAYS:roshini chand se hoga tho sitaron ka kiya honga mohoobat ek se hoge tho hazaron ka kiya honga……
June 1st, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Bulbul ka Bacha, Khata tha Khitchrri.
Peetha tha Pani, Gata tha Ganney.
Mere Sirhane, Ek din Akela baitha hoa tha.
Main ne urraya wapis na aya..
KUTTI KA BACHA!
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I Like you jabse……….
you like me tabse………
I like you tabtak………
you like me tabtak……..
I don’t know you like me kabtak………
but i like you marte dam tak………………….
June 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
SOME LOVES SILVER SHIP..
SOME LOVES GOLDEN SHIP..
BUT I LOVE ONLY ONE SHIP…
THAT IS YOUR FRIENDS……
June 4th, 2007 at 9:25 am
hoti nahi mahobat surat se. mahobat to DIL se hoti hai |
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagati hai kadar jinki DIL me hoti hai
June 6th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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June 6th, 2007 at 9:32 am
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
mainay use ruka kar kaha
guess?
meary ghar par chai bani
aap ke ghar se bisciut la lo
June 6th, 2007 at 9:36 am
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…
June 8th, 2007 at 10:52 am
UPPER DEKHO
NICHE DEKHO
DAYE DEKHO
BAYE DEKHO
AAGE DEKHO
PEECHE DEKHO
ABE BEVKOOF JAB MERI BAAT MAAN NAHI RAHA TOH MERA MESSAGE KYO PAD RAHA HAI.
June 12th, 2007 at 4:05 am
ai dile mumtazar ab na kar injaar
wo gujare jawane nahi aayenge
jakham dena tha unko wo de hi gaye
ab marham lagane nahi aayenge