Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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March 16th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai,
Halka sa ankho ko ehsaas hota hai,
Chhalkate hai meri bhi ankho se aansu,
Jab tumhare door hone ka ehsaas hota hai.
March 16th, 2007 at 11:33 am
hi it was fabulass it will help me for ;pataying my malll yarr
thank’s a lot spectial thgank’s to pooooooooooooopopopopop
March 17th, 2007 at 7:02 am
kabhi kabhi mare dil main khyal aata hai
khuda tare jaise namoone ko kyon banata hai.
March 17th, 2007 at 9:43 am
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!
Plzz… Dont mind….
March 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection.. Bt dis wd be 4 sure dat I’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…
March 18th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Tomato-cute
Onion-rude
Mirchi-hot
Potato-friendly
Carrot-mast moula
Lemon-Sentimental
Capsicum-practical
Radish-beautiful
Wht suits me?
Reply….
March 18th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…. Its about..who came and never left…..
March 18th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Ishq aisa karo ki Dhadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to khusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon par chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…..
March 18th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!
March 19th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
pyaar to sabhi karte hai.
koi kisi se koi kisise.
hum unse o kisi aur se.
naa humein mili naKAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????
a unhe.
ab bewafa kise kahe humein yaa tumhe.
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA
KAHIN KHAMOSHI ME BHI IQRAR HAI,
KAHIN KISIKA DIL BEQARAAR HAI,
JAHIN NIGAHON ME INTEZAAR HAI,
KAHIN KINARA KAHIN MAJHDAAR HAI,
KAHIN APNI SAANSON KA KOI AUR HAQDAAR HAI,
TO KAHIN KHUD K DIL ME KISI ANJAAN K LIYE MOHABBAT BESHUMAAR HAI…………,,,,,,,,,,,,
AUR SHAYAD ISI FASANE KA NAAM TO PYAAR HAI………
KYA AAPKO IS JAZBE PAR AITBAAR HAI???????????????????
March 19th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Hum haste hai toh log samajhte hai ke humein aadat hai muskurane ki,
par woh nadan kya jaane yeh bhi ek ada hai gham chupane ki
March 19th, 2007 at 7:52 am
Kisiki chahat par zinda rehne waale hum na the
kisi par mitne waale hum na the
aadat pad gayi hai aapko yaad karne ki
warne kisiko yaad karne waale hum na the
March 19th, 2007 at 10:38 am
One thing I like about u….ki tum har kaam dil laga ke karte ho. You know why???
Kyun ki dimag ka to option hi nahi hai…hehehe…
March 20th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
chand ko chand ka thofa nahi dete ,
dil ko jajbat ka thofa nahi dete,
dene ko to aapko chand bhi de dete,
magar chand ko chand ka thofa nahi dete
March 21st, 2007 at 7:52 am
Be slow in choosing a friend and slower while loosing them.
Because friendship is not an opportunity,its a sweet responsibility.
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:13 am
sarf par na burf par sararo pe harf aaiga ishi liye to nazer ghukai rahta hoo, nazere uthi to tera chera nazer aaiga
March 23rd, 2007 at 10:50 am
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha ka
March 28th, 2007 at 10:41 am
BICHHAD NA TO PADEGA HI AB HUMEIN DARKAR KYA HOGA
YAADEIN LEKAR JEENA HAI AB HUMEIN
DARD SAHEKAR MUSKURANA HAI AB HUMEIN
KHUD SE KHAPA HOKE KYA HOGA??? AB YAHAN
March 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
teen cheetiyan ja raheehi thi achanak beech wali cheenten ne kaha ke mere aage bhi do cheetiyan he aur peeche bhi do cheetiyan he bataye kesee???????????????????????????????
nahen aataaa men batata hoon beech wali cheeten jhoot bol rahee thee……..hahahhahahahahaahahahah
March 30th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Reh-reh kar apki yaad aye to kya kare?
Apki yaad dil se na jaye to kya kare?
Socha tha ke khwaabon mein humari mulakat hogi
Ab neend he na aye to kya kare?
March 30th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Tumko main bhulaaun kaise…
yaadon ko mitaaun kaise…
mere dil mein rehte ho..
ghar ko main jalaaun kaise..
tumhara gam azeez hai
aakhir tumhari cheez hai
ye jo dil ke daag hain…
inko main chupaaun kaise..
kuch bijliyon ka shor hai
kuch aandhiyon ka zor hai
kya karoon ab ya ilaahi…
aashiyaa banaaun kaise..
hoonth kaanp jaate hain
aansoo nikal aate hain
haal-e-dil tumko sanam
aakhir main sunaaun kaise…
Ik Bewafa Ko Ham Ne Is Dil Men Jaga Dey Thi
Khawabon Ki Dunia Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di Thi
Chaha Tha Us Ko Ham Ne Kud Sy Bhi Bahot Barh Kar
Us Chahat Men Ham Ne Ye Hasti Hi Mita Dey Thi
Malom Nahi Tha Ham Ko Wo Bewafa Bhi Hoga
Us Per Bahrosa Karky Kud KO Hi Saza Dey Thi
Socha Tha Sath Mill Kay Katen Gey Zindagi Ko
Us Ne To Aikh Pal Main Har Bat Bohla Dey Thi
Keysa Sitam Hey Dekho Wo Kab Sey Juda Ha Mujh Sey
Apni Zindagi Jis Ka Saeya Sa Bana Dey Thi
Kia Tha Us Per Bahrosa Kuen Had Sey Bahrh Kar!
Us Ki Jafa Ne Dil Men Ik Halchal Sey Macha Dey Thi
Jab mein chala jaunga, Duniya chorr jaunga,
Shikwa naa karung tumse, chupchap chala jaunga,
Wada toh naa kiya tha tumse phir bhi nibhaunga,
Marr kar bhi sirf mein tujhe hee chahunga !!!
“Dil Bas Dard Ka Ek Nagma Hai,
Abtak mera Naseeb Kyoun Sapna Hai;
TumKo Gar Lagta Hai, Apno Main Kush Hoon Main
Teri Judaai Ka Gam To, Maut se Bhi Dugna Hai”
Na Naraj Hona Gar Jo Bichar jaooun Main ;
Na Kerna Dua Gar jo Tera AeshQ Ban Jaoun Main ;
Hamne Apni dil ki Nazroun Main Basaya Hai Tumko,
Deepak Ki tarha Jalegain,Gar Khuda neKabhi Aajmaya humko
March 30th, 2007 at 11:36 am
KHUDA KARE KI AAJ BARISH HO JAYE AUR EK KATORA PANI USME BHAR JAYE. JO MERE SMS KA JAWAB NA DE WO USME DUB KAR MAR JAYE.
March 30th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
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April 3rd, 2007 at 11:54 am
na main shayar hu,
naa shaayar ka bhateeja hu,
main to apne maa baap ke,
manoranjan ka nateeja hu……….
April 4th, 2007 at 9:21 am
aaj tu bewafa he to koi gam nahi
teri ye bewafai hi sabooot he
ki tune mujhse mohabbat ki thi kabhi.
teri bewafai ka koi gila nahi
he to un bato ka jo aur kitno ko
diwana bana,jinda kabra banaigi.
April 4th, 2007 at 10:16 am
Khushiyon ne vada kiya ki ” i will be comning after five days…” zindgi ke calendar main dekha … toh kambakhat … jeene ke din hi char the….!!!
April 4th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Shayri aati nahi shayar banne chale
sar pe bal nahi hero banne chale.
April 5th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Aansuoo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootane ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti…
April 5th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Teri pyari si ummid kaise tod jaun
Tu khwab dekhe aur mai nazar na aaun
Kuch to baat hai rishte me hamari
Kya aapake kadam nahi kahate
Ek bar unase milane aaun.
April 7th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
nice jokes
phulon ko mat toro kaanta lag jaye ga
ladki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
April 7th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!
Friends may b old. Friends may b new. real friends r very FEW. So whenever u r Lonely, remember its TRUE. Some 1 somewhere is thinking of u…
Its d best beeling in d world when u call me or give missed calls or msg me, becoz I then know tht for a second I crossed ur mind…!
Kuch to majburiya rahi hongi yuhi koi bewafa nahi hota tatol kar dekho apne dil ko fasla bewaja nahi hota…
Nishi says to me…
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…
Swati (Chhuti) says to me…
Ishq aisa karo ki Chadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to dhusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon per chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…
Sheena says to me…
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…Its about — who came and never left…
Ranjeet (DON) says to me…
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…
April 7th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Dhoka na dena tujhpe aetbaar bahut hai
Yeh dil teri chahat ka talubgar bahut hai
Dekhu na teri surat to kuch dhikhai nahi deta
Hum kya kare hume tumse pyaar bahut hai
April 7th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
zindigi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki…
waqat her manxil dikha deta hai …
kon marta hai kis k liyeh……….
waqat sub ko jeena sikha deta hai ……
April 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Friendship is a relationship that is made by coice. I am glad to have made the right decision and have you as my friend.
Happy friendship Day!
Friends may b old. Friends may b new. real friends r very FEW. So whenever u r Lonely, remember its TRUE. Some 1 somewhere is thinking of u…
Its d best beeling in d world when u call me or give missed calls or msg me, becoz I then know tht for a second I crossed ur mind…!
Kuch to majburiya rahi hongi yuhi koi bewafa nahi hota tatol kar dekho apne dil ko fasla bewaja nahi hota…
Nishi says to me…
U can nvr find a perfect frnd in me. coz wht makes me human is my imperfection..Bt imperfection..Bt dis wud b 4 sure dat i’ll always b ur frnd..not perfect bt TRUE…
Swati (Chhutki) says to me…
Ishq aisa karo ki Chadkan me bas jaye, Sans bhi lo to dhusboo usi ki aye, Pyar ka nasha Aankhon per chaa jaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho lekin Naam usi ka aye…
Sheena says to me…
Friends are not about whom you have known longest….who came first or who cares the most…Its about — who came and never left…
Ranjeet (DON) says to me…
Har jakhm ko sine me saja lete hain,
Har dard ko hum dil me basa lete hain,
Tum phoolo per chalte ho to aata hai pasina,
Hum kanto ko aakho se laga lete hain…
April 9th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Zindgi badi udas hai, mujhe lagi pyas hai,mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,mujhe khelni aati taash hai,cow khati ghas haimain uska sir fod dungi jo kahega meri poem bakwas hai……………
April 10th, 2007 at 8:20 am
KHUDA NE AAPKO BHEJA TO BHEJA,PAR BHEJE MEIN BHEJA NAHI BHEJA..
NAINE AAPKO ISLIYE BHEJA KYON KI KISI AUR NE MUJHE BHEJA.. MAINE AAPKO BHEJA… DHEKHA MERA BHEJA.. BHEJA BHEJA BHEJA
April 11th, 2007 at 3:35 am
Jaan hai Mujhko Zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan Yaari..!!
Jaan ke liye todd doon Dosti bhi tumhaari..!!
Ab tumse kya chhupana ei Mere Dost,Tum hi to ho Pyari si JAAN hamaari..!!
April 11th, 2007 at 3:37 am
Jab Khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga,Ek Suroor sa Uske man me aaya hoga..!!
Pehle socha hoga tujhe Jannat main rakhu,phir Use Mera khayal aaya hoga..!!
April 11th, 2007 at 8:31 am
Duniya me aaye ho to jina padega chaye jahar mile to pi le par is duniya me jina padega
April 11th, 2007 at 9:07 am
koun kahata hain ki TAJMAHAL banane keliyea daulat (Money)nahin milti
Daulat to bahut milti hain par MUMTAJ kahain milti.
April 11th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
chae me sakar nehin to pine ki kya maja bister mein bibi nehi to sone ka kya maja
April 11th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Itna sikud gaya hoon, Uski judai se,
Khatmal bhi khich le jaaten hain charpai se
April 12th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
bolnay wale bohaat kuch boltay hai
hume sunay ki aadat nahi
padna chahte hai aap ka shyer
magar yeh hamari fitrath nahi
April 12th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
log kehtay hai hume shayari aati hai
hum kehtay hai shyer to koi bhi
keh sakta hai uskay sath
hume yari lagani aati hai .
April 12th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
woh meri gali se ja rahe the
mainay use ruka kar kaha
guess?
meary ghar par chai bani
aap ke ghar se bisciut la lo
April 14th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Aap Ki Berukhi Ko Bhi Rutba Diya Humne; Apne Rishtey Ka Farz Ada Kita Humne; Aaj Fir Humne Yaad Kiya Apko; Aap Ka SMS Ane Se Pehle…
April 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
realy this is very good site. I like it and i want to tell somthing to all of those gyes whose read this site please write a lovely joke or sayri for other gyes.
ek kavi sammelan me jab ek bujurg kavi ko manch par bulaya gaya to vo ye sayri bolane lage.
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
iske aage wo bhul gaye yad karne ke liye phir se bola
kabhi chilman (parda) se ye jhanke, kabhi chilman se wo jhanke
tab tak kisi ne bola laga de aag chilman ko na ye jhanke na o jhanke. good bye.
April 20th, 2007 at 5:07 am
bolnay wale bohaat kuch boltay hai
hume sunay ki aadat nahi
padna chahte hai aap ka shyer
magar yeh hamari fitrath nahi
April 20th, 2007 at 9:14 am
Zindgi me kuch na pa sake to kya gum hai
Aapke jaisa dost paya ye kya kam hai
Ek choti si jagah paya unke dil me ye kya kisi TAJ MAHAL se kam hai…..
April 20th, 2007 at 9:24 am
Teacher:Balu Beta ye Padhake Dikha
70,82,89,99
Balu:Sevanti,Yetitu,Yetinay,Naytarnay
Teacher:hahahahah……..