Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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February 22nd, 2006 at 1:54 pm
You are funny you have no idea what kind of joy you are spreading every where .keep doing good work .may god blasé you.
February 22nd, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Thank you
February 23rd, 2006 at 9:15 am
these are just LOLZZZ!!!
very very nice work.. keep it up~~!
February 24th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
gd wk kep it up
February 25th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di unki yaad mein humne saari umar guzar di
per wohi nahi aaye jinko humne udhar di……
February 25th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar
February 25th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai
Wo ladai hi kya jis mein do chaar gaaliyan na ho
Aur woh sasuraal hi kya jahan koi saaliyan na ho
Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya
Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri
Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai
Aur bhaada bhi nahin dete hai
February 27th, 2006 at 6:36 am
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
aap aaye noor aaya
chalo hum teeno picture dekhne chalee
February 27th, 2006 at 6:39 am
gham woh cheez hai
gham woh cheez hai
gham woh cheez hai
jis se kaagaz chipkaye jaate hain
February 28th, 2006 at 6:30 am
Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:31 am
Kaash vadon ka matlab wo samajhte,
Kaash khamoshi ka matlab wo samajhte,
Nazar milti hai hazaron nazaron se,
Kaash meri nazaron ka matlab wo samajhte
February 28th, 2006 at 6:33 am
Jab dosti ki daastan waqt sunayega,
Hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega.
Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ko,
Jab aap ke saath guzra zamana yaad aayega.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:34 am
Jeene ke liye tera armaan hi kafi hai,
Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai,
Teer ki kya zaroorat e-janam,
Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai….
February 28th, 2006 at 10:21 am
tht wznt bad …. dey were gud…… well heres 1 more :
* App ko chahna aadat hai humari
App se duur rehna majbori hai humari…
Yeh mat samajhna mar jayeen ge tere baghair
app nahii pati tou doujii hai pyari….
1 more:
pichle zamane ki larkiyaan kehti theen” PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI … ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA TERA INTEZAAR HAI…!”
but aaj kal ki ladkiyaan kehtii hain :”PEHLA PEHLA PYAR HAI … ANKHOUN MEIN KHUMAAR HAI.. AAJA MERE SAJNA NAHI TOU DUSRA TAIYYAR HAI ……;)!”
March 1st, 2006 at 9:54 am
Hai tu mera dilbara,
Hai tu mera dilbara,
rose lunch me khatahnu dahibara .
March 1st, 2006 at 10:01 am
Jaa rahiho tum kahan jaayoge
lot aao nahito ghut moroge
March 1st, 2006 at 6:35 pm
hi i want some sms jokes
March 2nd, 2006 at 4:18 pm
hi i am anhaj hame dard aur dosti shayeri chaiye
March 3rd, 2006 at 7:45 am
shayad woh aisi hogi
ya phir woh vaisi hogi
jane woh kaisi hogi
jada mat soch teri sapno ki rani
bilkul jassi jaisi hogi
March 3rd, 2006 at 7:48 am
dil se dil badi mushkil se milte hai
tufa main sahil badi mushkil se milte hai
yu to mil jate hai raho main magar
aap jaise dost badi mushkil se milte hai
March 5th, 2006 at 10:47 pm
aata hai mujhe yaad,tera wo gujra hua zamana, teri wo sadeli kameez,tera wo fata hua pajama.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:29 am
Pooch Lo Tum Bhi Iss Zamaane Se,
Pyaar Chhupta Nahin Chhupane Se
Paas Aate Ho Choote Ho Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Matlab Se Kabhi Bahane Se
Pyar Dil Mein Hai To Laao Zabaan Pe,
Aag Badhti Hai Ye Bujhane Se.
Tumhein Na Paana Shayad Behtar Hai,
Paa Ke Phir Se Tumhein Ganwane Se.
Chalo Ek Dua To Apni Poori Huye,
Mil Liye Apne Ek Deewane Se.
Roye Jaate Ho, Bas Roye Jate Ho,
Kya Hoga Ye Dhan Lutane se
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Agar jo dil ki suno ge tu haar jao ge
Hum jaisa pyaar phir kahan pao ge ,
Jaan daine ki baat tu her koi karta hai
Zindagi banane wala kahan se laao ge ,
Jo ek nazar dekho ge tum humain
Tu har taraf sirf hum hi ko paao ge ,
Yaqeen apni mohabbat per itna hai mujhe
Meri chahat ko dekho ge to laut aao ge ,
Meri ankhon ke samandar main dob gaye agar jo
Kahin jana bhi chaho ge tu na ja paoo ge
March 7th, 2006 at 9:30 am
A Friend…. (A)ccepts you as you are (B)elieves in “you†(c)alls you just to say “HI†(D)oesn’t give up on you (E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts) (F)orgives your mistakes (G)ives unconditionally (H)elps you (I)nvites you over to (J)ust “be†with you (K)eeps you close at heart (L)oves you for who you are (M)akes a difference in your life (N)ever Judges (O)ffers support (P)icks you up (Q)uiets your fears (R)aises your spirits (S)ays nice things about you (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it (U)nderstands you (W)alks beside you (X)-amines your head injuries (Y)ells when you won’t listen and (Z)aps you back to reality
March 7th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Pyar main soo uljahney hain pyar mat karna’ Jeeney marney ka koi iqrar mat karna’ pyar main yun to kasmey aur wadey bhi hotey hain par inn kasmun aur or wadon ko ham ney to apney dill ko raka hey. who are agree with me contect my e-mail
March 7th, 2006 at 9:32 am
*_*you*____________*you*_*
*you*__*you*_____*you*____*you*
*you*______*you*_*you*_______*you*
*you*__________*you*___________*you*
*you*__________________________*you*
*you*_________________________*you*
*you*____ I LOVE *YOU*_____*you*
*you*____________________*you*
*you*________________*you*
*you*_____________*you*
*you*__________*you*
*you*_______you*
*you*__*you*
*you*
YOU LOVE ME
March 7th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali
Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay
Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain
Saamne baithe raho dil ko qaraar aa’aegaa
Jitnaa dekhenge tumheiN utnaa hi pyaar aa’aegaa
Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai
Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
March 8th, 2006 at 3:14 am
galat nazar sa dakho gay to har taraf kharabi nazar ayegi,
sahi nazar say dekho gay to har sunder ladki tumhe bhabhi nazar ayegi…
March 11th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
SMS Jokes
One mesg is recieved….
One nice person was sendin….
One mokey is reading the mesg….
Monkey is still reading this mesg….
Forward this to another monkey!!!!
March 12th, 2006 at 7:42 am
me mar jau to mera shareer jla dena lekin usme se mera dil nikal lena mughe parwah nahi hai dil ke jal jane ki mughe to parwah usme rahne wale ki……….
Dharmendra gupta gwalior—09827546440
March 17th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low karwate hai,
Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apna bill badwate hai,
Hum aap ko SMS karne ke liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwate hai, aur ek aap hai jo bina pade hi hamare SMS delete kiye jate hai
March 22nd, 2006 at 8:21 am
I got up this morning
Unhappy and so blue
I put on my happy face
When I thought of you.
How wonderful to have a friend
That makes me feel so nice
Just picks me up and makes me smile
You’ve done that once or twice.
Friends that are one in a million
Like the friend you are to me
Some one I can depend on
Though your face I cannot see.
Friends don’t come in a package
Can’t be bought in any store
But they are there when you need them
Now who could ask for more.
I would like to say thank you
For giving me a happy face
You are the dearest friend in the world
And no one could take your
March 23rd, 2006 at 10:26 pm
Uchalti Lehro Sun Lo
Khabar Yeh Hum Se Le Lo
Tez Behte Hain Tum Se Hum
Hawa Maghroor Ho To Kya
Teri Raftaar Bhi Hai Kya
Hum Se Toofaan K Niklay Dum
March 26th, 2006 at 3:36 am
Kabhi zaroorat parhy to sabse pehle hamain awaaz dena,Agar koi shaq ho to aazma lena…. Zindagi tumhare liye chorh dengain,Mot hamare liye chorh dena(ashok_ryk2@yahoo.com)
March 26th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Apke chehre pe SWEET smile hai, hath me RAPCHIK mobile hai, mobile me SMS ki jhakkas FILE hai, phir bhi SMS nahi karna ye kya bhav khane ki nayi style hah….?
March 29th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
i think if a person is upset n read this stuff it can make their day.. its awesome its amazing i love it//thnx for making me happy n smile
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:53 am
tu husun ka dewana ,khubsorati kaperwana
tumhary sath dekh kar ye keh raha hay zamana
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:56 am
cha aahy chemistry m physics m cha rakhyo aa
parhi dis shayri un m kedo mazoo aa
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:58 am
na tum milti
na pyaar hota
na izhar hota
na inkar hota
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:02 am
aae yaad tuhjy ta lurk lary pya
pyo yaad nandhpun ta neer wahy pya
likyal ha jeky nala wanan ty
wya uhy mitjy ta ghora ghary pya
April 2nd, 2006 at 9:08 am
tujhy kya pata k kitna pyaar tum se karta hoon
ab bhy her waqt bas tum ko he yaad karta hoon
tum se bicharny ka mujhy koe bhy gum nehy
ab to bas tum se milny ka intaazar karta hoon
April 2nd, 2006 at 12:30 pm
abhhe salo ye pyar kuch bhe nahemuje pata ha ye muft ma chodne k bahana ha
agar kese ko ko \e dout ha to ese no pe reply kare
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April 4th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
quite intresting mesg
This 1 is for all of you
rab se dua katre hain
ki mere dosto ko khushiyo
ka sansaar mile. Aur jo mujhe
sms nahin karte, unhe apne GIRLFRIEND se,
BHEN jaisa pyaar mile
April 4th, 2006 at 2:31 pm
khudi ko kar buland itna
chada who aise taise
khudi ko kar buland itna
chada who aise taise
khuda ne band se khud
poocha abe ab utre ga kaise.
April 4th, 2006 at 2:32 pm
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka pata nahin
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka pata nahin
hum janaaza lekar ghum te rahe par
mere lash ka pata nahin
April 4th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka
pata nahin
unki yaad itni ayee
ki khud ki yaadash ka
pata nahin.
hum janaaza lekar ghum
te rahe par mere lash
ka pata nahin
April 5th, 2006 at 7:17 am
ek top seacret hai kisi ko batana mat.
neeche dekho………
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Gangadhar hi Saktiman hai.
April 6th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
gadha bhi na chhuve wo ghaas ho tum,budda bhi khaye wo chawanprash ho tum idiot,stupid bakwaas ho tum, par sachmuch dost ekdam jhakkash ho tum……:
April 9th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
A shayeree karne wale teri shayeri pe tujh ko dad don
abe chup ker werna yaheen na tujh ko lat doon:D
April 12th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Haseeno ke jo lambe baal hote hain
aashikon ko fasane ke ye jaal hote hain
khoon choosti hain ye aashiqon ka
isliye inke gaal lal hote hain
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