Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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January 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
tum milo ya na milo tumhare na milne ka koi gum nahi
tum pass se guzro ye bhi milne se kam nahi
maana tere nazer ke qabil nahi hai hum
qadar unse pocho jiose hasil nahi hai hum
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 am
aankho me aansou ki lakir ban gayi
soucha na tha aisi takdir ban gayi
humne yuhi firayi ret oer ungliyaa
gor se dekh to aapki tasvir ban gayi
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
jab mai T shirt jeans pehne tayyar hota
hath me mobile liye bike per sawar hota
sab log khade hote apne apne chhato per
aur souchte
aur souchte
kash ye hamare ladki ka yaar hota
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:38 am
its a very nice and fantastic website,but mujhe is mein aik choti si kamzori nazar ayi hai woh ye k is mein apne mehboob ki tereef mein aour us k hussan ki teerf pr koi khas shayari nahin hai.agar ho sake tu is tahan ki shayri bi include ki jaye
January 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd
station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke
Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki
Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale
Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer
Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai…hee,
February 2nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
vo dil hi kya jo tere milene ki dua na kare,
mai tujko bhool jau khuda na kare.
February 9th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
February 20th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Jiss k pass kuch nahi uss pe duniya hasti hai
Jiss k pass sab kuch hai uss se duniya jalti hai
Hamare paas app ki dosti hai
Jisse pane k liye duniya tarasti hai
March 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Such a Great Shayari when any one mood is upset so read it n Feel so happy
Carry o n