Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
717 Responses to “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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July 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 am
For my love vaishali—-Dil to unka bhi machalata hoga,husn bhi sau-sau rang badlata hoga,uthi hongi jab unki ye maasuum nazrein khud “khuda” bhi gir-gir kar sambhalata hoga.
July 18th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:51 am
these shayarese are very nice
July 16th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
********************************************
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
********************************************
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
********************************************
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
********************************************
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
********************************************
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
********************************************
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
********************************************
Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
********************************************
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
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706 Responses to “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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706 akram kahn Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
705 Radhikha Says:
February 6th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
704 Leave Says:
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
703 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
702 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
701 jaswinder barn Says:
January 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
700 Abdul Qadir Says:
December 4th, 2007 at 5:29 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
699 nika Says:
November 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
698 kunj bihari Says:
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
hi
697 mohsin m praniya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
696 Karmveer Singh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:09 am
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
695 Karmveer Singh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
694 Karmveer SIngh Arya Says:
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
693 sumantra Says:
November 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
692 aaryan Says:
November 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
691 Faiyaz Says:
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
690 Hussain Says:
November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
689 Bhanupratap Says:
November 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
688 Reena Says:
November 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
687 ketul khandol Says:
November 5th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
686 Sudesh chauhan Says:
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra) (sudesh chauhan)
685 rahul Says:
October 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
684 chotu deler Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
683 mohit kumar srivastav Says:
October 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
682 neel Says:
October 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
681 amrat prajapati Says:
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.
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July 16th, 2008 at 3:44 am
All metter is realy good and nice.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
tum haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
haste raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khila te raho,
mera kya,
log tumhe hi,
pagal kahege.
July 11th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
door se dekha to do ande ubal rahe the
paas aake dekha to do ganje ucchal rahe the
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein,
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge,
Kisi aur ko mat batana,
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai hai.
July 11th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Nasibo k khel bhi Ajeeb hote he
Pyar me Ansu hi Naseeb hote he
Kaun hona Chahta he apno se juda
Par aksar bichadte he Vo jo karib hote he
February 6th, 2008 at 10:32 am
thank’s kaheta hoon baar baar unko ,
jinki nazar karti hai taar taar hamko,
dekhana chahein to dekh lain hamein,
kyonki milne ko hum bhi hain bekarar dostoon
February 6th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Dil Ek Ko Do Kise Nakk ko Do,
Ye, Koi MANDIR ka Parshad nahi
Jo Har Ek ko Do.
Hamnay Socha Tha, Ki hamay Doli May Bithaygay Wo,
Malum Na Tha Ki SAMSHAN May Akala Hamey Sodh Jay Gay WO.
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
Kuchh our poochhiye
ye Haqiqat na poochhiye !
Kyon appse hai mujheko,
Mohabbat na poochhiye !!
January 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
har ghadi nazar main hai chehra sirf tera,
kya karun main aab nahi hai bas main dil ja mera…
i love u mani mani mani mani m mad in ur love….
January 29th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
i love mandeep my sweeeeeet husband i love u something for u
mani
tum bhula do jisko,
kon yaad kare usko,
tum yaad ho jisko,
kon yaad kare usko…
January 29th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
kash aap ka ghar hmare ghar k kareeb hota
milna na sahi kam se kam dekhna naseeb hota…
December 4th, 2007 at 5:29 am
JARUR NEHI JENEKELEA SAHARA HO.
HAM JENKE HE BO VE HAMARA HO.
KUCH KASTEANA DUB JAYA KARTEHE.
JARURE NEHE KE HAR KASTEO KELEA.
KENAR HO.
November 27th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
teri galiyon se hum yoonhi gujar jayenge,
paas hokar bhi na nazar aayenge
gar pukara kabhi bhoole se toone,
to tere dil ki awaaz se pahle tujhe hum nazar aayenge.
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
hi
November 21st, 2007 at 9:55 am
Utre Jo Teri Zindagi Ki Gehrai Mein Hum,Mehfil Me Reh Ke Bhi Rahe Tanhai Mein Hum,Diwangi Nahi To Ise Aur Kya Kahe, Tujhe Dhundhte Rahe Apni Hi Parchai Mein Hum…
November 21st, 2007 at 4:09 am
Dil hai to pyar hai… payr hai to isq hai.. isq hai to mohabbat hai… mohabbat hai to dard hai…
dard hai to jhnadu bam hai…
Kanhaiya Lal
November 21st, 2007 at 4:07 am
Pyaar ke daria men chhalang lagaaya…… pani itna thanda thaa… bahar nikal aaya….. Karmaveer
November 21st, 2007 at 4:04 am
Unki gali se gujre … ajab ittifaq tha…. unhone phool fenka… gamla bhi saath tha……… Karma
November 15th, 2007 at 7:57 am
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
November 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
har waqt unki yaad dil k paas lagti hai
har waqt unki aane ka aabhas lagti hai
unki deewangi mein youn kho gaya hoon ke
har ek larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Kash Khuda nai hume ek kitab banaya hota,
Aur use padnekeliye sirf aap ko banaya hota,
Aap padte padte so jate,
Ise bahane hume gale to lagaya hota.
November 12th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If by mistakes sardar goes in ladies toilet all women shoked & stand up. Then what would be sardar reply???????????????
Ijjat Dil me hai kafi hai, sit down.
November 7th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Tum
han tum
kutte
flu ki murgi
maleria ke machhar
nali ke keede
cow ke gobar
se door rahna mere dost varna beemar ho jaoge.
November 6th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
November 5th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
propose karne ka naya sher:
kutta mar gaya rajai mei
main pagal ho gaya teri judai mei
hathi nadi mei beh nahi sakta
apun tere bina reh nahi sakta
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Piyaar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata.dil ki lagi ko bujhaya nahi jata .lakhe judai ho piyaar me .magar apana piyaar bhulaya nahi jata (Yaadain yaad Aati hain ,, Yaad Aata hai tera chehra) (sudesh chauhan)
October 30th, 2007 at 5:58 am
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
dur se dekha to pathar nazar aaya
pass zakar dekha to bhi pathar hi nazar aaya.
October 27th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege…
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege,
baithe hai samndar kenare kabhena kabhe to lahar aayege.
aur jab kismat me hai thokre to lahar aake kya maa chudayege…
October 27th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
pyaar ka pahla ishq ka dusra mohbbat ka tishra achar adhura hota hai isi liye hum tumhe chate hain kyon ki chahat ka har achar pura hota hai
October 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
is duniyan me gam hi gam milenge,
is duniyan me dost hi dost milenge,
jis gam pe sari duniya mu mod legi,
us mod par dost tumhe ham milinge!
Neel
October 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Miss call ek masti hai,
Ye SMS se zyada sasti hai,
Neend ko bhagati hai,
Khoon ko jalati hai,
Dimag ko pakati hai,
Aur aapko bus humari yad dilati hai.