Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….
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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)
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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo
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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …
760 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”
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October 19th, 2006 at 5:14 am
Natija kyuo karachaw na ho jab tak amal accha,
nahin boye ho tukh accha toh kya paoge phul accha.
October 22nd, 2006 at 2:12 pm
main dil par pather rakh kar bol rha tha.
ARE BHAI KOI TO UTHA DO.
RAAT KO KUTA BHONK RHA THA>
MAINE KHA YAN TO BHONK YA MUJEH BHONKNE DE.
DIL SE AWAZ AAI.PAY BILL AT TIME BAHI
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:46 am
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
NICHHE UTARO MERA JANAJA,MUJHAME JAAN AAGAI HAI,
ABE SALO SAMNE SAMNE DAARU KI DUKAN AA GAI HAI.
HAME DO PAWWE NE LOOTA,ADHDHE ME KANHA DUM THA,
OUR MERI BOTAL WANHI TUTI JANHA THEKA BAND THA.
RAM KARE TERA MOBILE GUM JAYE, OUR MUJHE MIL JAYE,LADKIYO KO COLLE MAI KARU,NAAM TERA AAYE,MAAR PADHE TUJHE OUR KALEJA MERA THANDA HO JAYE.
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:53 am
AAP MER JINDAGI ME KUCH IS TARAH SE AAYE,
AAP MER JINDAGI ME KUCH IS TARAH SE AAYE,
JAISE LAHRATE HUYE KHET ME KOI SAANDH GHUS AAYA HO.
LAHOO KO RANG JUNOON KO KALAM BANANE LAGE,
APANE SHAHAR PAR SHAHRE SHITAM DHAHANE LAGE,
MAAR PADHTE HI MAHBOOBA KO BAHAN BATANE LAGE.
KAMAL KE NAKHRE TERE AJIB TERI STYLE HAI,
NAAK POCHHNE KI TAMIJ NAHI OUR HAANTH ME MOBILE HAI.
JALA DO UN HASHINAO KO JO KHUD PAR NAAJ KARTI HAI,
DHAL KAR JULFE GALO PAR, OUR “SANDEEP” KO BADNAAM KARTI HAI.
October 23rd, 2006 at 10:02 am
LOHA LOHE KO KATATA HAI,HEERA HEERE KO KATATA HAI,
OUR KATE JAHER JAHER KO,AAP BACH KE RAHNA KUTTA NA KAT LE.
AASHIKI KE LIYE SHARIR PAR BOMBE DAING KA SHOOT CHAHIYE,
PAIRO ME ACTION KA BOOT CHHIYE, ITANA HI KAFI NAHI DOST DIL KE SAATH HADDIYA BHI MAJBOOT CHAHIYE.
RAM NE DHANUS TODA OUR SEETA BHAGI CHALI AAI,KISHAN NE BANSHI BAJAI OUR RADHA DOURI CHALI AAI, MAINE KEWAL SITY BAJAI OUR WO APANE BAAP KO LE AAI.
DALI DALI PAR NAJAR DALI,KISI NE IS PAR DALI TO KISI NE US PAR DALI,MAINE BHI KISI PAR NAJAR DALI,MAINE JIS PAR NAJAR DALI USKE BAAP USKI SHAADI KANHI OUR KAR DALI HAPPY DIWALI HAPPY HAPPY DIWALI
October 24th, 2006 at 7:11 am
mumtaaz ki kabar har aashiq ke liye ek misal khadi karti hai ,
hum to kis kis ke liye taaj mahal banaye hame to har ladki mumtaaz nazar aati hai
October 25th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
dil to ek aisa tukda hai
jo kisi ko andar aane nahi deta
par jab aane deta hai to use bhool nahi sakta
agar entry hogai to vapis jane nahi deta
October 26th, 2006 at 5:52 am
mehendi aisa math peeso jaanam,haathon mein mauj aayega
aaqir apne badan me lahoo bahuth hai appke haathon mein rang laane ke liye
October 26th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
log kehete hai ki humne unhe bhula rakhkha hai……….vo kya jane ki dil mai unhe chupa rakhkha hai……dekhe na koi unhe mere aankho me…..ise der se palko ko jhuka rakhkha hai
October 26th, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Ek secret baat bolu kisi ko mat bolna
main susu karns jaa raha hoon
October 28th, 2006 at 5:28 am
kaisi karni vaisi bharni
naa maana to kar ko dek
jannath bhi hai, dozaq bhi hai
naa maana to mar ko dek
October 28th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Churri Ko kar Buland Itna K har takbeer se pehlay.
Churri Ko kar Buland Itna K har takbeer se pehlay.
Murugh Banday se khud poochay… Bata meri Khata kya hai…???
October 30th, 2006 at 11:01 am
jinna kisi ne na ditta hove enna tenu pyar deya,
meri umar hove hazaran saal har saal tere te vaar deya
October 30th, 2006 at 11:16 am
AAPKI BERUKHI KO RUTBA DIYA HAMNE
DOSTI KA HAR FARZ ADA KIYA HAMNE
MAT SOCHNA BHULA DIYA AAPKO…
AAJ BHI KHUDA SE PEHLE YAAD KIYA HAMNE…
November 3rd, 2006 at 7:49 am
KUCHH BIKHRE SAPNE HAI,
KUCHH TOOTI YAADE HAI,
KUCHH UMIDO KI ZAMI,
AUR EK CHHOTASA AASMAA HAI,
YUN TOH BAHUT KUCHH HAI,
ZINDAGI ME JISE CHAHTE HAI,
BASS USKI HE KAMI HAI.
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:39 am
meri chahat ne use khushi dedi
badle me usne mujhe sirf khamoshi dedi
khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki
lekin usne bhi tadpane ke liye jindagi dedi
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:44 am
Sweet like honey
costly like money
blessing like shower
smile like flower
cool like ice
A friend so nice
guess who ?
hey it me not you
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:48 am
aasman ke tare aksarpuchate hain hamse
” kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uskelaut aane ka”
or yeh dil muskura ke kehta -
mujhe to ab tak yakin na hua uske chale jane ka
jaan kar bhi wo mujhe jaan na paye,
aaj tak vo mujhe pehchan na paye
khud hi ki hai bewafai humne
taki un oar koi iljam na aaye
November 6th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
YEI SHAYAROI KI MOHALLA HAI SHAYRI HI SUNAYI DEGA.
YEI DIL SE BANI TAJMAHAL HAI,PYAAR HI DIKAYI DEGA…G.NAVEEN KUMAR
November 6th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
i just love ur shers. here’s one for u all……
hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas to hota hai, ki shayad koi to hume yaad karta hai… beshaq humse mile na mile par kuch lamhe hum pe barbaad to karta hai..
November 7th, 2006 at 8:56 am
Kanjus ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi meri tarah jiya karo, roj mujhe miss call dekar sharam nahi aati, kabhi call bhi to kiya karo…..