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Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan….

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Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Woh hamari gali me aaye…
Aur chillake bole…..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

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Teray husn ki kya taarif karoo, tera bander jaisa hai moo
Teri zulfo ki kya taarif karoo, teray ek ek baal pe hai joo

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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per …

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761 Comments/Shayaris on “Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes”

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  1. 751 raheman Says:

    tum milo ya na milo tumhare na milne ka koi gum nahi
    tum pass se guzro ye bhi milne se kam nahi
    maana tere nazer ke qabil nahi hai hum
    qadar unse pocho jiose hasil nahi hai hum

  2. 752 raheman Says:

    aankho me aansou ki lakir ban gayi
    soucha na tha aisi takdir ban gayi
    humne yuhi firayi ret oer ungliyaa
    gor se dekh to aapki tasvir ban gayi

  3. 753 raheman latur Says:

    jab mai T shirt jeans pehne tayyar hota
    hath me mobile liye bike per sawar hota
    sab log khade hote apne apne chhato per
    aur souchte
    aur souchte
    kash ye hamare ladki ka yaar hota

  4. 754 ishtiaq ali Says:

    its a very nice and fantastic website,but mujhe is mein aik choti si kamzori nazar ayi hai woh ye k is mein apne mehboob ki tereef mein aour us k hussan ki teerf pr koi khas shayari nahin hai.agar ho sake tu is tahan ki shayri bi include ki jaye

  5. 755 Anonymous Says:

    Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd
    station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke
    Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki
    Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale
    Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer
    Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai…hee,

  6. 756 abdulrahim Says:

    jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
    jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata hai
    arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai:)

  7. 757 govind rajput Says:

    vo dil hi kya jo tere milene ki dua na kare,
    mai tujko bhool jau khuda na kare.

  8. 758 pinky Says:

    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
    Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
    Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain:)

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    Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
    Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
    latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
    Bartan Lelo Bartan….

  9. 759 pramod Says:

    Jiss k pass kuch nahi uss pe duniya hasti hai
    Jiss k pass sab kuch hai uss se duniya jalti hai
    Hamare paas app ki dosti hai
    Jisse pane k liye duniya tarasti hai

  10. 760 Anonymous Says:

    Such a Great Shayari when any one mood is upset so read it n Feel so happy

    Carry o n

  11. 761 Vidhya Says:

    abhi bhi nakam hu vo lamha dhundh ne mai jisme tu shamil na ho…!!!

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