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Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.

Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

Mohabbat ki Chita
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar
“Mohabbat” bata dena!

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai. is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai. is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA

1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu

Just want to remind you that
I LOVE YOU Sender:
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ZYADA SOCH MAT,
Usne muje bheja hai.
..
Tu apna kam kar..

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…

oon to hain hum ”BHRAMCHARI”,
magar jahan dekhi ”NAARI”
vahan ”AANKH-MAARI”,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ”BHRAMCHARI’

Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K
CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na……….
Main Batata Hoon
Kya Karna Hai….
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe
De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye

wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na
ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…

Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai

wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.

Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 ksii bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.

teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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140 Comments/Shayaris on “Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.”

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  1. 101 Ajit Says:

    Idhar bhi gum ho gaya,
    udhar bhi gum ho gaya,
    taliyan bajao yaron SHARE KHATAM HO GAYA.

  2. 102 Madeeha Says:

    On se nazrein na mil saki yeh eik alag afsana tha,
    On se nazrein na mil saki yeh eik alag afsana tha,
    Wo Dayin ankh se kanhe the aur hum Byin ankh se kahne the!

    Kahne (blind)

  3. 103 prabhjeet australia Says:

    sher bhejne wale kaisa hai tu
    ankho mein gidhe bandar jaisa muh

  4. 104 prabhjeet australia Says:

    dil ki nawaz ko fir saz bana lete hai
    dard jab had se guzarta hai toh ga leta hai

  5. 105 karthik Says:

    tu kutta, tu kamina, tu suyar, tu harami, tu saand ki aulad.
    agar nahi to message kyun padhaa.

  6. 106 black Zero Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,moghay bari hansi arhi hai….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha…….itnay fazool sms….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……wah ji wah ap nay to hansa diya….hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha…door fitay moon….

  7. 107 Ankit Bansal Says:

    SEXY SHAIRYS MAMOO… LAGE RAHOOO….

  8. 108 MD ABDUL MANNAN Says:

    tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya, tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya, ki paagalo ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

  9. 109 Abhinav Says:

    Wah kya sher maara hai
    Sherni kon vidva kar daala hai

  10. 110 PRANAV Says:

    KABHI TO UPDATE KAR DIYA KARO

  11. 111 kanchan Says:

    TUM KYA JANO KYA HAI YEH ‘TANHAI’ EK TUTE HUA
    PATTE SE PUCCHO KYA HAI ‘JUDAI’
    YU BEWAFAI KA ILZAAM NA DE DOST,
    IS ‘WAQT’ SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI YAAD NA AYI.

  12. 112 bhawandeep singh Says:

    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
    Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
    Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita

  13. 113 Anonymous Says:

    hont jab hont sey miltey hain to kiya hota hai.
    …..
    ….
    …..
    socho
    …..
    ….
    ….
    socho na
    ………..
    ….
    …….
    ……
    soch liya

    ……
    …….
    ……..
    kiya!!!!!!!!!!itni gandi soch
    muh band hota hai aur kiya!!!!1

  14. 114 nisha Says:

    pyar to tum mujhe bahut ata hai
    par kya karu tera baap bich me aata hai

    shaadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
    shaadi ke baad : yeh maine kya kiya

    before marrige
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
    taj mahal banana cahta hu par mehbuba nahi milti

    after marrige
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
    taj mahal banana cahta hu par mehbuba nahi marti

  15. 115 Anonymous Says:

    stupid
    u dont have any work
    bekhuf
    bekaar ke sher

  16. 116 jeet Says:

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

  17. 117 jeetender Says:

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn’t it rain on you?

  18. 118 jeetender dce Says:

    When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
    Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
    Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL…..

  19. 119 arun Says:

    College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
    Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
    Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
    Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..

  20. 120 sonu Says:

    College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
    Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
    Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
    Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai

  21. 121 bharat zala Says:

    mere mobaile ka accident ho gaya hai,
    woh ICU mein hai,
    Dr. NOKIA ne kaha he ki use bahut sare SMS ki botal lagani padegi so plz donates,

  22. 122 HAMZA(poet) Says:

    tum kia jano tumhari yaad my koi kitna sehma hoowa hy…aankheen kia dil kia jism bhi sehma hoowa hy hum to soochty thy k tum apny thy mager…kia jo tum ny hum sy us sy her aashik sehma hoowa hy lga di aaisi aag tum ny ishq k jangal may…k is jangal sy her janwer sehma hoowa hy aaisa aaya toofan mery dil k talab may…k is talab sy samunder b sehma hoowa hy

  23. 123 HAMZA(poet) Says:

    yaad karoo wo din jab hum saeer ko jaya karty thy…titlian jugnu tery dedar ko aaya karty thy//wo tumhara baat baat per rooth jana…yad karo jab hum tum ko pyar sy mnaya karty thy//dekh k tujh ko wo phoolon ka sharma jana…yaad karo jab tery aany sy bhar wo mnaya karty thy//chu kar tujh ko wo hawa ka mehak jana…yaad karoo jab wo jhoonky smoom ky diloon ko mehkaya karty thy

  24. 124 haider Says:

    Khuda Hi Khuda
    Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
    Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
    idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
    jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!

  25. 125 haider Says:

    666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666655555555555555555666666666666666666644444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 jab ap ko gusa hay to ye kha hate ja 65 64 jor se

  26. 126 haider Says:

    kare jao
    kare jao
    kare jao
    besharmo ki tarah msg receice
    kare jao khud nahin karna

  27. 127 haider Says:

    chala ja sms tu bhan ker ghulab sachi ho dosti tu aye jawab agar aya na jawab tu mat hona udas balens nahi ho ga gareeb ke pass

  28. 128 geeta Says:

    bhagwan tuje khush rakhe
    bhagwan tuje tarakki de
    bhagwan teri umar jada kare
    bhagwan tuje amir kare
    /
    /
    /
    \/
    /
    /
    /
    /
    yad ho gaya to chal katora le aur shuru ho ja

  29. 129 Rakesh Says:

    Woh baithe the sandaas mein maikhane ki tarah
    Gaur farmaaiyega Janaab….
    Wo baithe the sandass mein maikhane ki tarah
    Aur dhone ka pani pi gaye
    Paimaane ki tarah…

  30. 130 Anonymous Says:

    Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
    Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
    Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
    Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
    …. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

  31. 131 vinit Says:

    machar ne kaata to dil me junoon tha..,
    khujli aisi machi k dil besukun tha..,
    humne machar ko pakda or jaane dia ..,
    ye sochkar k kambhakt me hamara hi khoon tha…..

  32. 132 raja Says:

    ishq ko ishq ko
    hairat mai dalde
    aour patthr ki aankh se
    aansu nikal de……..

  33. 133 raja Says:

    arz kiya hai ki…
    wah ri bakri ajab teri shan
    choti si poonch ke niche gatagat ki dukan
    aprel full……………………………

  34. 134 Anonymous Says:

    payar hota hai to aansuo ke shaan hote hai,
    payar na hote mahfil bhi samsaan hote hai,
    saara khel to payar ka he hai,
    varna arthi aur baraat ek saaman hote,
    kabir dil se

  35. 135 sudhir pal Says:

    bulbulo sor na macho mara maboob sota hai
    yum to utta jao gay vo muj par khafa hota hai

  36. 136 Rehan love Madiha Says:

    ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahin ,
    jionke bdil ankho me basa karte hai,,
    shayari to wo shaks likhte hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    jo sharab se nahin,, kalamse nasha ……….
    karte hain

    from rehan ho his love madiha

  37. 137 sharif Says:

    Zamane Ki darse teri tasbir bathroom me chhupa ke rakh tahu

    jurlab ki goli khakar babar bath room jata hu

  38. 138 bhumika Says:

    woh mere kabar par diya jalake chali gayi aur diye mein jo tel tha woh sar pe lagake chali gayi

  39. 139 hii Says:

    main soch rahe te…
    main soch rahe te..










    main kya soch rahe te

  40. 140 ayushi Says:

    subah utha toh suraj dikha
    raat ko soya toh chand dikha
    phir subah utha toh suraj dikha
    phir raat ko soya toh chand dikha
    woh toh roz hi dikhta rehta hai

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