Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Mohabbat ki Chita
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar
“Mohabbat” bata dena!
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai. is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai. is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA
1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu
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ZYADA SOCH MAT,
Usne muje bheja hai.
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Tu apna kam kar..
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…
oon to hain hum ”BHRAMCHARI”,
magar jahan dekhi ”NAARI”
vahan ”AANKH-MAARI”,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ”BHRAMCHARI’
Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K
CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na……….
Main Batata Hoon
Kya Karna Hai….
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe
De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye
wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na
ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…
Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.
Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 ksii bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
arz kiya hai ki…
wah ri bakri ajab teri shan
choti si poonch ke niche gatagat ki dukan
aprel full……………………………
July 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
ishq ko ishq ko
hairat mai dalde
aour patthr ki aankh se
aansu nikal de……..
February 6th, 2008 at 5:34 am
machar ne kaata to dil me junoon tha..,
khujli aisi machi k dil besukun tha..,
humne machar ko pakda or jaane dia ..,
ye sochkar k kambhakt me hamara hi khoon tha…..
January 28th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:17 am
Woh baithe the sandaas mein maikhane ki tarah
Gaur farmaaiyega Janaab….
Wo baithe the sandass mein maikhane ki tarah
Aur dhone ka pani pi gaye
Paimaane ki tarah…
October 26th, 2007 at 8:27 am
bhagwan tuje khush rakhe
bhagwan tuje tarakki de
bhagwan teri umar jada kare
bhagwan tuje amir kare
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yad ho gaya to chal katora le aur shuru ho ja
October 25th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
chala ja sms tu bhan ker ghulab sachi ho dosti tu aye jawab agar aya na jawab tu mat hona udas balens nahi ho ga gareeb ke pass
October 25th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
kare jao
kare jao
kare jao
besharmo ki tarah msg receice
kare jao khud nahin karna
October 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666655555555555555555666666666666666666644444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 jab ap ko gusa hay to ye kha hate ja 65 64 jor se
October 25th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
yaad karoo wo din jab hum saeer ko jaya karty thy…titlian jugnu tery dedar ko aaya karty thy//wo tumhara baat baat per rooth jana…yad karo jab hum tum ko pyar sy mnaya karty thy//dekh k tujh ko wo phoolon ka sharma jana…yaad karo jab tery aany sy bhar wo mnaya karty thy//chu kar tujh ko wo hawa ka mehak jana…yaad karoo jab wo jhoonky smoom ky diloon ko mehkaya karty thy
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
tum kia jano tumhari yaad my koi kitna sehma hoowa hy…aankheen kia dil kia jism bhi sehma hoowa hy hum to soochty thy k tum apny thy mager…kia jo tum ny hum sy us sy her aashik sehma hoowa hy lga di aaisi aag tum ny ishq k jangal may…k is jangal sy her janwer sehma hoowa hy aaisa aaya toofan mery dil k talab may…k is talab sy samunder b sehma hoowa hy
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
mere mobaile ka accident ho gaya hai,
woh ICU mein hai,
Dr. NOKIA ne kaha he ki use bahut sare SMS ki botal lagani padegi so plz donates,