Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Mohabbat ki Chita
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena,
Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar
“Mohabbat” bata dena!
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai. is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai. is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA
1st gadha-yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu vo mujhe bahut marta hai.2nd gadha-tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.1st gadha-kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se kar dunga.bas yeh soch kar ruka hua hu
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ZYADA SOCH MAT,
Usne muje bheja hai.
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Tu apna kam kar..
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…
oon to hain hum ”BHRAMCHARI”,
magar jahan dekhi ”NAARI”
vahan ”AANKH-MAARI”,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se ”BHRAMCHARI’
Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K
CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na……….
Main Batata Hoon
Kya Karna Hai….
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe
De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye
wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na
ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…
Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake mere
dost se pyr karti hai
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main pahoonch
gay paanch soo ki note main.
Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 ksii bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par
leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
. Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
May 29th, 2007 at 5:55 am
Idhar bhi gum ho gaya,
udhar bhi gum ho gaya,
taliyan bajao yaron SHARE KHATAM HO GAYA.
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
On se nazrein na mil saki yeh eik alag afsana tha,
On se nazrein na mil saki yeh eik alag afsana tha,
Wo Dayin ankh se kanhe the aur hum Byin ankh se kahne the!
Kahne (blind)
June 6th, 2007 at 7:01 am
sher bhejne wale kaisa hai tu
ankho mein gidhe bandar jaisa muh
June 6th, 2007 at 7:07 am
dil ki nawaz ko fir saz bana lete hai
dard jab had se guzarta hai toh ga leta hai
June 9th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
tu kutta, tu kamina, tu suyar, tu harami, tu saand ki aulad.
agar nahi to message kyun padhaa.
June 24th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,moghay bari hansi arhi hai….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha…….itnay fazool sms….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……wah ji wah ap nay to hansa diya….hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha…door fitay moon….
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:52 am
SEXY SHAIRYS MAMOO… LAGE RAHOOO….
July 2nd, 2007 at 7:27 pm
tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya, tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya, ki paagalo ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
July 14th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Wah kya sher maara hai
Sherni kon vidva kar daala hai
July 17th, 2007 at 10:15 am
KABHI TO UPDATE KAR DIYA KARO
July 22nd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
TUM KYA JANO KYA HAI YEH ‘TANHAI’ EK TUTE HUA
PATTE SE PUCCHO KYA HAI ‘JUDAI’
YU BEWAFAI KA ILZAAM NA DE DOST,
IS ‘WAQT’ SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI YAAD NA AYI.
July 28th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita
July 31st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
hont jab hont sey miltey hain to kiya hota hai.
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socho
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socho na
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soch liya
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kiya!!!!!!!!!!itni gandi soch
muh band hota hai aur kiya!!!!1
July 31st, 2007 at 8:46 pm
pyar to tum mujhe bahut ata hai
par kya karu tera baap bich me aata hai
shaadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya
shaadi ke baad : yeh maine kya kiya
before marrige
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
taj mahal banana cahta hu par mehbuba nahi milti
after marrige
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
taj mahal banana cahta hu par mehbuba nahi marti
August 14th, 2007 at 4:59 am
stupid
u dont have any work
bekhuf
bekaar ke sher
August 21st, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:31 pm
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
August 21st, 2007 at 10:35 pm
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL…..
August 24th, 2007 at 9:13 am
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai…..
September 14th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
mere mobaile ka accident ho gaya hai,
woh ICU mein hai,
Dr. NOKIA ne kaha he ki use bahut sare SMS ki botal lagani padegi so plz donates,
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
tum kia jano tumhari yaad my koi kitna sehma hoowa hy…aankheen kia dil kia jism bhi sehma hoowa hy hum to soochty thy k tum apny thy mager…kia jo tum ny hum sy us sy her aashik sehma hoowa hy lga di aaisi aag tum ny ishq k jangal may…k is jangal sy her janwer sehma hoowa hy aaisa aaya toofan mery dil k talab may…k is talab sy samunder b sehma hoowa hy
October 3rd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
yaad karoo wo din jab hum saeer ko jaya karty thy…titlian jugnu tery dedar ko aaya karty thy//wo tumhara baat baat per rooth jana…yad karo jab hum tum ko pyar sy mnaya karty thy//dekh k tujh ko wo phoolon ka sharma jana…yaad karo jab tery aany sy bhar wo mnaya karty thy//chu kar tujh ko wo hawa ka mehak jana…yaad karoo jab wo jhoonky smoom ky diloon ko mehkaya karty thy
October 25th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
October 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666655555555555555555666666666666666666644444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 jab ap ko gusa hay to ye kha hate ja 65 64 jor se
October 25th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
kare jao
kare jao
kare jao
besharmo ki tarah msg receice
kare jao khud nahin karna
October 25th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
chala ja sms tu bhan ker ghulab sachi ho dosti tu aye jawab agar aya na jawab tu mat hona udas balens nahi ho ga gareeb ke pass
October 26th, 2007 at 8:27 am
bhagwan tuje khush rakhe
bhagwan tuje tarakki de
bhagwan teri umar jada kare
bhagwan tuje amir kare
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yad ho gaya to chal katora le aur shuru ho ja
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:17 am
Woh baithe the sandaas mein maikhane ki tarah
Gaur farmaaiyega Janaab….
Wo baithe the sandass mein maikhane ki tarah
Aur dhone ka pani pi gaye
Paimaane ki tarah…
January 28th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
February 6th, 2008 at 5:34 am
machar ne kaata to dil me junoon tha..,
khujli aisi machi k dil besukun tha..,
humne machar ko pakda or jaane dia ..,
ye sochkar k kambhakt me hamara hi khoon tha…..
July 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
ishq ko ishq ko
hairat mai dalde
aour patthr ki aankh se
aansu nikal de……..
July 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
arz kiya hai ki…
wah ri bakri ajab teri shan
choti si poonch ke niche gatagat ki dukan
aprel full……………………………
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
payar hota hai to aansuo ke shaan hote hai,
payar na hote mahfil bhi samsaan hote hai,
saara khel to payar ka he hai,
varna arthi aur baraat ek saaman hote,
kabir dil se
December 12th, 2008 at 8:23 am
bulbulo sor na macho mara maboob sota hai
yum to utta jao gay vo muj par khafa hota hai
December 16th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahin ,
jionke bdil ankho me basa karte hai,,
shayari to wo shaks likhte hai,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jo sharab se nahin,, kalamse nasha ……….
karte hain
from rehan ho his love madiha
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Zamane Ki darse teri tasbir bathroom me chhupa ke rakh tahu
jurlab ki goli khakar babar bath room jata hu
January 4th, 2009 at 9:53 am
woh mere kabar par diya jalake chali gayi aur diye mein jo tel tha woh sar pe lagake chali gayi
January 15th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
main soch rahe te…
main soch rahe te..
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main kya soch rahe te
February 8th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
subah utha toh suraj dikha
raat ko soya toh chand dikha
phir subah utha toh suraj dikha
phir raat ko soya toh chand dikha
woh toh roz hi dikhta rehta hai