Simblee Mallu
Few questions related to malayalies
1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala .
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi.
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Top bumper stickers you would like to see
Impotence… Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
The proctologist called… they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life… but it broke off.
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you are an ***hole.
Guys… just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
Some people just don’t know how to drive… I call these people “Everybody But Me.”
Heart Attacks… God’s revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this… I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander… It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
[Funny] : What if english slangs where translated to Hindi
Have a nice day! —–> Achcha din lo!
What’s up? —–>Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding! —–>Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me! —–> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Cool man! —–> Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! —-> Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don’t mess with me, dude.—–> Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
How to recharge ur mobile for free : secret revealed
Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process
Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card
absolutely free.
Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians
fool.
I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC)
from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all of you.
Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:
Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH), AIRTEL, SPICE & BSNL users only ,sorry
for idea, BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there
are many things that are illegal in this world. But then who cares. Don’t worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.
You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is
under upgrade.
1.) ** Dial ” 1415007 ” using your h/phone and wait for 5 second
2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished)
3.) (Read More…)
LOCK YOUR DESKTOP IN A MODERN WAY
This is a interesting piece of info that you can use to lock your
work-stations without using the combo key “CTRL- ALT- DEL ”
If CTRL-ALT-DELETE seems like too much of a hassle, try this instead: (Read More…)
Titanic Part 2 (Not Poseidon) : Jack’s Alive !!!
You’ve seen Titanic, haven’t you ? If not just have a quick look in just 30 seconds 
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Now in the second part our Jack is Alive, Hurray ! 
Have a look at the preview of the Titanic part 2 … (Releasing 2098 
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Titanic in 30 seconds [Funny]
You’ve seen Titanic the long and time consuming way. Well, here is a quick 30 seconds for ones who did not have much time to waste on the award winning movie 
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The bunnies help you understand what happened in titanic, the movie that is.
Watch Spider-Man 3 Teaser Trailer on Google Video
n Spider-Man® 3, based on the legendary Marvel Comics series, Peter Parker has finally managed to strike a balance between his devotion to M.J. and his duties as a superhero. But there is a storm brewing on the horizon. As Spider-Man basks in the public’s adulation for his accomplishments and he is pursued by Gwen Stacy (Bryce Dallas Howard), who rivals M.J. for his affections, Peter becomes overconfident and starts to neglect the people who care about him most. His newfound self-assuredness is jeopardized when he faces the battle of his life against two of the most feared villains ever (Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace), whose unparalleled power and thirst for retribution threaten Peter and everyone he loves. In Theaters May 4, 2007.
Watch the Preview Video here
Daryl Hair caught ball tampering LOL
You all might have heard about the ball tampering issue, the latest buzz in the cricket world. Well, here is a funny pic some guy created lol