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[Funny] Bollywood Actors as Mahatma Gandhi

Some guy created a wonderful of collection of Bollywood Actors as Mahatma Gandhi ;) . hats of to the photoshoper :) .

Main bapu ka bhi ‘guru’ hoon:
Abhishek Bachchan

Bapu Chacha:
Ajay Devgan

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Simbli Mallu - Part 2

You might have read the Simbli Mallu Part I. Here is the second part.

You MIGHT be a Malayali……….

If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin’s wedding.

If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football , all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!

If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dufaiii, Big Time Malayali..

If you have the words “Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol” written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malayali.

If you refer to your husband as kettiyon; ithiyan, pillerude appan, guess what? You’re a Central Travancore Christian Malayali.

If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes, chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.

If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.

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WinRAR trick: how to PREVIEW video files without downloading all parts!

WinRAR trick: how to PREVIEW video files without downloading all parts!

Many files/movies/clips posted on websites are broken into many pieces using WinRAR. usually you have to download all parts before unzipping.

Now here’s a simple method to watch the movie without downloading all parts. First, download the first few parts (even just the first part is enough) and start to unzip as normal (but remember to check the ‘keep broken files’ check box first in the dialog box !!!).

Now use VLCPlayer to watch the movie!!! (of course, only the downloaded part will be watchable ;-)

In the mayhem of “Da Vinci code ” movie many ppl downloaded 700++ MB documentaries which were named as davinci.part1.rar etc etc .After horrible hours of downloading the only thing they got was extreme frustration(some stepped ahead breaking the monitors).

Bottom Line : This is just a trick to know weather u r downlading the right thing or not. :)

Wish you all a Happy Diwali and a Prosperous Eid

Its the time of lights and sound . Shayaro ki Shayari team wishes all of you a very Happy Diwali and a prosperous Eid . Enjoy, burn crackers eat sweets to your hearts delight.

Here is small trick for you … Click Here

Cute letters : From Kids to God

These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss. :)

Dear God… It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.

Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.

Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

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Ajit Jokes : Funny PJs , Movie Dialogues

Here are some jokes of good ol’ Ajit Khan (Lion) ;)

AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai ……. :)

(Scene - Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he

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Cricket World Cup 2007 schedule

Based on the following groups (ranking in brackets):

Group A
St Kitts & Nevis
Group B
Trinidad & Tobago
Group C
St. Lucia
Group D
1 Australia (1) Sri Lanka (2) New Zealand (3) Pakistan (4)
2 South Africa (5) India (8) England (7) West Indies (6)
3 Scotland (12) Bangladesh (11) Kenya (10) Zimbabwe (9)
4 Holland (16) Bermuda (15) Canada (14) Ireland (13)

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Make FIREFOX browser run at full speed

Get FirefoxThese are few steps to make your firefox run at lightining speed.

1. First in the URL bar, Type “about:config”. This will bring up a list of commands and variables you can edit.

2. The second step is to put “network.http.pipelining” in the filter and change the value to “true”.

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[Funny Clip] Great indian laughter challenge : Raju Srivastava - Sholay

A funny clip from Great indian laughter challenge by Raju Srivastava where demonstrates what will happen if Sholay happened this time, with the same characters. Funny ! :)

Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes )

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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