Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes )

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks …
ENGLISHMAN : What is that?
CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

46 Comments/Shayaris on “Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes )”

1. 1 Siddhesh Says:
   October 11th, 2006 at 10:49 am

   Sacchi ye Jayanti Kaun Hai Yaar ?
   Kya mara hai

2. 2 Kya baat hai bhai mere ko tera dailog bahut pashand aya aur apun film bhi dekha bahut achha laga Says:
   October 13th, 2006 at 10:08 am

   hi re bhai bahut achha laga tera ye bhi film mai tera har ek film dekhta hai

3. 3 Anonymous Says:
   October 15th, 2006 at 4:08 pm

   munna life bole to small lekin jab tak yu hai na bole to bindas life aise hi hasane ka re aur ha gandhi giri ko chodne ka nahi bole to bapu ki jay

4. 4 Pratik Says:
   October 16th, 2006 at 9:44 am

   A mamu mast likha re

5. 5 navjot Says:
   October 18th, 2006 at 4:18 pm

   kya mast likha hai apun ko bhi kuch likhna hai
   circuit bola kis saale ne mughal e azam ko rangeen banane mein phokat mein kharcha kiya hai do char peg laga ke dekhte mughal e azam to kya sara shehar rangeen lagne lag jaata

6. 6 jayesh Says:
   October 19th, 2006 at 3:51 am

   hi re bhai bahut achha laga tera ye bhi film mai tera har ek film dekhta hai

7. 7 Tawfeeq Says:
   October 20th, 2006 at 8:23 am

   Bhaiii yes Shayri to Fil me dena chhayea. Bahoot zabardast hai.

8. 8 Anonymous Says:
   October 23rd, 2006 at 2:10 am

   kIya sab log item time ki waat lagake faltu giri karrela hai baap jakar kaam kaaj dekho warna principle aajaye ga

9. 9 Aamer Says:
   November 7th, 2006 at 1:14 pm

   Munaa Bahi aap ki Ye film Apun ko bahut Pasand Ai apun ko Yum Se milna Mangta Apun Tere Ku Jo Bole Wo Lecture De ga

10. 10 kuldeep Says:
    November 8th, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    REALLY LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI IS A VERY VERY GODD & FUNNY FILM I CAN NEVER FORGET IT .

11. 11 kuldeep Says:
    November 8th, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    MUNNA BHAI IS NOT A GOOD FILM ITS VERY SEXY AND THE SEEN ARE SEE IN THE FILM R NOT GOOD —————

12. 12 ashutosh Says:
    November 10th, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    lage rahe munnabhai is really a wonderful job done by the filmmaker, congrates tpo him and hats off to the concept. he revived the gandhian school of thoughts.

13. 13 S.M Pervaiz Says:
    November 19th, 2006 at 10:54 am

    are wah mammo
    kia likha hai re baap sala apun tapori aisaish kaiko nahein likh sakta haan
    chal apun try kare ga par tum
    lage raho munna bhai

14. 14 S.M Pervaiz Says:
    November 19th, 2006 at 10:56 am

    saala apun tapori ko bhi aik idea aaya hai
    chaal jab tak apun likhtay hai tu pyar ke jhapppppiyaan laita daita rah hahahahahahahahah

15. 15 Ranishma Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 11:03 am

    Well, I can say that I like the movie Munnabhai. It’s very funny. So I would say More of these movies!!!!!

16. 16 BOBBY KHAN Says:
    December 15th, 2006 at 10:19 am

    MUNNA BAHI ( M.B.B.S ) was the Greatest Film of all the comedy Movies i have ever seen Especiay the of Arshad Warsi (CIRCUIT)
    Was very Appericiated n im the Big Fan of Sanjay Dutt I LOVE SANJU

17. 17 Sunil Waghela Says:
    December 16th, 2006 at 6:16 am

    Friend & blood have only 1 defrence blood enter hearts and flows out but friend enter heart and stays indide 4 ever.

18. 18 Apurv Patel Says:
    December 19th, 2006 at 9:13 am

    Tu kitna padha? B.A. Sala do akshar padha aur woh bhi ulta .
    I like this very much. Vaisi bhi gandhigiri pe agar jyada honge to achha lagega.

19. 19 mushran Says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    Tu mere dil mein aise samai hai,
    Tu mere dil mein aise samai hai,
    Jaise bajre khet mein bhaise ghusai hai

    aise apun ka halat jabse apun ne “lage raho munna bhai” dekha

20. 20 samarah Says:
    December 26th, 2006 at 3:53 pm

    apun bole toh munna bhai se zyaada apun ko circuit ka rol pasand aaya aur munna apun tera gandhi giri best laga aur haan ous gandhi kaan se pakad ke laya apun ko email karna maangta mast acting kiya re tere bapu ne!!\\\

21. 21 Pavan Says:
    January 15th, 2007 at 4:03 am

    Hi Navjot.. Joke ko thoda.. better karne ko aaya maamu,

    Munna : A Circuit.. pata hai.. Mugul-e=azam ko rangeen bananey ko kayi crore karch kiye.

    Circuit : Bhai, intna karcha kyon bhai,, ek COLOUR TV kareed lethey na ??

22. 22 twinkle Says:
    January 16th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    twinkle bole to star tu star apun tere se bada star bole to fan….. fan samjha na mamu

23. 23 Nishant Says:
    January 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Bhai:Mamu bole to is site pe aake apun ki to life hi badal gai.
    Circuit:Kaise?
    Bhai:arre bole to idhar woh Dr.rusthna Nahi ayega………..

24. 24 Nishant Says:
    January 23rd, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Circuit:Munna bhai tere liye aun 1 rapchik tofa layela hai

    Bhai:Kaun sa????

    dekh na nichu

    thoda aur dekh na

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    Twinkle twinkle little star

    Ganpati hamare super star

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25. 25 Aisha Says:
    January 31st, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Muna bhai : circuit mere kho ek baath bata agarbina dantun ke kuta kaat le tho kiya karne ka

    circuit : simple hai na bhai , bina suy key 14 injection lagwane ka

    (my cousin send me)

26. 26 Anonymous Says:
    February 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    MUNNA BHAI- E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the?
    CIRCUT- kya bole re bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!!

27. 27 sagar ghera Says:
    February 11th, 2007 at 7:30 am

    aati hai teri yaad baar baar
    kaise tuje bhulain hum
    jis din tere jokes ki yaad na aaye
    woh din kahan se lain hum.

28. 28 mItHuN Says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    Bole to Ekdam Zakkaaaass..

    Zabbardast

    Ekdam Zabbardast

    Sahi Bole To Ek Dam Sahi Reeeeeee

29. 29 mItHuN Gosavi Says:
    February 15th, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    Munna Bhai Send SMS To Cirkit

    Kya Hawa Chal Reli Hai….
    Cow Log Khas Kha Re La Hai…..
    Bird Log Gana Gaa Rela Hai……..
    Shane Log SMS Kar Rela Hai……….AUR

    KHAJUR Log SMS Padh Rela Hai………

    Ha…..Ha………Ha…..Ha
    Hee……..Hee….Hee……..Hee

30. 30 prashant Says:
    March 12th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    bhai bole to tere jokes apun ko bhut mast lagele hai kya

31. 31 Rohit Says:
    March 14th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Bole to sence of hiumer kamal ka hai baap…

32. 32 Abhishek Parashar Says:
    March 15th, 2007 at 5:05 am

    hey wow….i really like the Munna Bhai film series…..hey wakai me ye aise filme hain jo baar baar nahi banti…public to ise dekh kar ekdam fantoos ho jaati hian…….i am wishing best of luck to RAKKUMAR HIRANi……..best of luck sir……Lage Rahoooooooo

33. 33 ajmat Says:
    March 26th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    :
    Hindi

    A Kya Bolti Tu ?
    A Kya Mai Bolu ?
    Sun
    Suna
    Ati Kya Khandala ?
    Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
    Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

    Urdu – Best

    AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
    HUM KYA BOLEIN??
    MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
    IRSHAD
    TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
    KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
    ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!!

    English :

    Aye what do you say?
    Aye what should I say?
    Listen.
    Speak on.
    Coming to khandala?
    What should I do, coming to khandala?
    We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we”ll
    freak, baby,what else?

    Sanskrit : This is too good

    Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
    Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
    Shrinvasi!
    Shrunha
    Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
    Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
    gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
    karishma, kim karishyam

34. 34 ajmat Says:
    March 26th, 2007 at 11:19 am

    nitz..wold:
    Why Students Fail In Examz

    It’s not the fault of the student if he/she fails b/c the year has an
    only 365 days.

    Typical academic year for a student.

    52 Sundays in a year which are rest days.
    Balance 313 days.

    Summer holidays 50 where weather is too hot & difficult to study
    Balance 263 days

    8hrs daily sleep means 122 days.
    Balance 141 days

    1 hr for daily playing (good for health) means15 days.
    Balance 126 days.

    2hrs daily 1 for food(chew properly & eat)& shit means 30
    days.
    Balance 96 days.

    1hr for talking (human is a social animal) means
    15 days.

    Balance 81 days.

    Exam days per year at least 35 days.
    Balance46 days

    Quarterly, half yearly & festival holidays means 40 days.
    Balance 6 days.

    For sickness at least 3 days.
    Balance 3 days.

    Movies & functions at least 2 days.
    Balance 1 day.

    That 1 day is your birthday.

    How can a student pass 7:14 AM

35. 35 mamu ka bhanja Says:
    April 1st, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    Salam and namastay to all my indian and also pakistani friends.
    app sab ko ye batata chaloon kay lagay raho munna bhai mainay 6 time dekhi bohat maza aya sanju bhai app sada khush rahoo app par anay wali har bura hum par a jay log kuch bhi boltay rahain but app ki aakhon main mainay ek udasi dekhi hai jo insab sab ko hasanta rehta hai akhir us ko kia gham hai khair mari duain humasha app kay sath hain ALLAH app ko par anay wali har burai ko taal day aur app issi tarhan 1000000000000 logoon ko hasatay rain app ko jab bhi dekhta hoon app kay liye dil sy dua nikalti hai u know kuch log aisy hotay hain duniya main jin ko dekh kar dil bhar ata hai aur un kayliye dua bhi dil sy hi nikalti hai app ki jithni tarif ki jay kam hai khas kar us time jab app { arshad warsi } bhai kay sath hotay ho bhai us ko kabhi chodna nahi q kay jab bhi app koi film un kay sath kartay ho namumkin hai kay wo film flop ho jay app ka bhanja { rehan ansari } from pk. ALLAH HAFIZ

36. 36 Jayakanth.b Says:
    April 19th, 2007 at 5:47 am

    Good site , good people to share with , all the best for the supporters,

    Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
    1,Too Many Questions.
    2,Difficult to Understand.
    3,More Explanation is Needed.
    4,Result is always FAIL!

37. 37 Rose Says:
    June 13th, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Assalamalaikum!
    jokes buhot achay hain . let me also tell a joke….
    A child asks his father abbu kya aap andhere me likh sakte hain baap kehte hain haan to baccha kehta hai k yeh lain phir mera report card is per sign karen…. Hahhaa
    _____________________________

38. 38 Rose Says:
    June 13th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Assalamalaikum!!!
    The jokes r very nice … let me also tell u all a joke ..
    A boy asks his father that pappa kya aap andhere mein likh sakte hain .. dad says yes so the boy says to his father tht phir abbu mere result card per sign kar lein ….. HAHAHA
    plzzz give me a nice comment how u liked my joke??

39. 39 Ganesh Sherkhane Says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 7:32 am

    बापू ने बोला है

    अगर कोई तुम्हारी सॅलरी ना इन्क्रीज करे

    तुम्हे प्रमोशन ना दे

    तुम काम करते रहो

    सिर्फ काम ही नही बल्कि ज्यादा काम करो

    प्रमोशन की उम्मीद ना धरो

    देखना, एक दिन उसकी आत्मा जरूर जाग जाएगी

    और वो तुम्हे सॅलरी हाइक और प्रमोशन जरूर देगा

    और अगर फिर भी कोई सॅलरी हाइक या प्रमोशन ना मिले

    तो उस के पास जाना, उसे एक गुलदस्ता देना और कहना…

    …

    … आय अॅम रिझायनिंग

    … बाकी के लोग भी वही करेंगे

    अगर तुम जल्दी से ठीक नही हुए मामू! गेट वेल सून!

40. 40 Ganesh Sherkhane Says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 7:40 am

    बापू ने बोला है

    अगर कोई तुम्हारी सॅलरी ना इन्क्रीज करे

    तुम्हे प्रमोशन ना दे

    तुम काम करते रहो

    सिर्फ काम ही नही बल्कि ज्यादा काम करो ………….

    प्रमोशन की उम्मीद ना धरो

    देखना, एक दिन उसकी आत्मा जरूर जाग जाएगी

    और वो तुम्हे सॅलरी हाइक और प्रमोशन जरूर देगा

    और अगर फिर भी कोई सॅलरी हाइक या प्रमोशन ना मिले

    तो उस के पास जाना, उसे एक गुलदस्ता देना और कहना…

    …

    … आय अॅम रिझायनिंग

    … बाकी के लोग भी वही करेंगे

    अगर तुम जल्दी से ठीक नही हुए मामू! गेट वेल सून!

41. 41 pravin Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    college ke char devare me ajeb se khel hote hai khel he khel me dilo ke mel hote hai class room jaise jail hote hai eslea to AASHIK har shal fail hote hai……

42. 42 Rajeshwari Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    Really funny jokes.best is the b.a joke.

43. 43 KISHOR Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 4:14 am

    MUNNA BHAI: HEY CIRCUIT AGAR BINA DAT KE KUTA NE KATA TO KAYA KARNE KA?
    CIRCUIT : BHOLE TO AYKDAM SIMPAL HEY BHAI , BINA SUI KA INJECTION LAGNE KA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

44. 44 surya Says:
    October 20th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    CIRCUIT:a bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai
    MUNNA BHAI:tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai
    CIRCUIT : a bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi

45. 45 Aleeza Says:
    November 22nd, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    Aap hi apni adaon per zara gaor karain
    Hum agar araz karain ge to shikayat hogi

46. 46 kulmanui Says:
    January 11th, 2009 at 8:15 am

    eeeeeeeeeee mamu apun tera ye film dekha ekdam jhakas bole to mast mamu giri thare
    ooooooo prafhesar ko kya gandhi giri line pe laya

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