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Blonde Sms Jokes - One

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped on the cordless phone

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put Leo

If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them.

Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them

Q : How do you make a blonde’s eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”

Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills

Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking

Q : Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q : What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain

Q : Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
A : Instant Intelligence!

Q : Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A : Because they can spell it

Q : Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A : It took her months to figure out she could use it at night!

Q : Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?
A : Because it said “concentrate”

Q : What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A : A dope ring

Q : Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?
A : Because they can t fit the bottle in the typewriter

Q : What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!

Q: What are two reasons why blondes don’t mind their own business?
A : No mind. No business

Q :Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed

Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, “Tokyo Disneyland Left”, so they turned around and went home

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34 Comments/Shayaris on “Blonde Sms Jokes - One”

  1. 1 Kamlesh Says:

    Dear, Neha u have posted really cool stuff. It’s rally when u got totally exhausted and want to relax. I will let my friends the address of this site.

  2. 2 Neha Says:

    Oh thank you Kamlesh, thats so sweet of you. :D

  3. 3 Syed Ummer Says:

    its great time pass neha specially when we wanna laugh.. good job done…..Syed Ummer

  4. 4 priyesh Says:

    Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
    Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
    Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
    us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

  5. 5 a windows user Says:

    Some thoughts are better kept unsaid…some feelings are better kept to urself…coz love has its own way of expressing itself…DESPITE SILENCE…How was that???;)

  6. 6 safina khan Says:

    1st time i have visited this site and it realy made me laugh keep up the excellent work i am sure a lot of surfers will agree with me

  7. 7 Reenal Says:

    haan maine bhi pyaar kiya hai
    …….

  8. 8 koi to hai Says:

    ooohhh i agree with u safina :D
    these r brilliant, love em all
    plz keep sending

  9. 9 Sumble Says:

    WOW They all great stuff keep it up ppl

    *Tari Dil main mari sanaoo ko panah mill jaye
    Tare Ishaq main mari jaan fanaa ho jayee*

    xxI LOVE THEM WORDSxx

    what ulot think :P

  10. 10 rajib Says:

    1st time i have visited this site and it realy made me laugh keep up the excellent work i am sure a lot of surfers will agree with me. i enjoy this type of SMS and this is the easiest way to make friends and came closer.

  11. 11 waseem(shobu) Says:

    Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
    Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
    Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
    us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

  12. 12 zore always for you Says:

    twikle-twikle little sardar, we all wonder wat they are upabove the judi so high, like an antina in the sky,dimag ka portion always dry ,ab to hunss do yaaron don’t be shy

  13. 13 RAMAN Says:

    Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian.

    The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, “Who killed Jesus Christ?” The Jewish man answered without hesitation. “The Romans killed him.”

    The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the Same question. He replied “Jesus was killed by the Jews.”

    Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,”Could I have some time to think about it?”

    The chief said,”OK, but get back to me tomorrow.” When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked “How was the interview ?”. Sardarji replied, “Great, I got the job, and I’m already investigating a murder..

  14. 14 RAMAN Says:

    21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend…

    1.You don’t have to call them every day, just to let them know you’re not fighting

    2.You don’t have an anniversary-you just sort of “became” best friends.

    3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your “partner” it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it’s more
    like cops.

    4.You never have to touch your best friend when it’s
    hot outside, but you
    can still huddle close when it’s freezing.

    5.Your parents usually like your best friend.

    6.Your best friend doesn’t care if you get fat, you’re
    ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.

    7.You don’t have to get jealous of “girls only” night
    or “guys only” night — You’re part of it!

    8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.

    9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on
    any occasion.

    10.You can plan on still having a relationship with
    your best friend in 20 years.

    11.Never in your life will you need “space” from your
    best friend.

    12.Your best friend won’t be mad if you want some time
    alone, and will only ask you “what’s wrong?” once.

    13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble
    with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble
    with if you get in trouble.

    14.You don’t have to get dressed up to go anywhere
    with your best friend.

    15.You’re allowed to have multiple best friends.

    16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and
    your best friend’s relationship.

    17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend
    is okay, no questions asked.

    18.Your best friend will never refer to you as “the
    ball and chain,” “the old lady/man,” or “the whip.”

    19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates
    for a new best friend.

    20.It doesn’t matter what your “other” friends think
    about your best friend.

    21. Your best friend is the first person you call when
    you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.

  15. 15 RAMAN Says:

    Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes
    but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

    ****************************

    Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
    brain. Please tell them your age!

    *****************************

    Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
    Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
    Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

    *************************

    Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone
    chhupa de.
    Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
    Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

    *********************

    In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
    Sardar: liquid state.

    *************************

    INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
    fire?
    Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

    ****************************

    Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
    Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
    Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

    ***********************

    Two Sardars were walking together.
    1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
    2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

    **************************

    Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
    DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
    Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

  16. 16 ali Says:

    phool to bohat hain magar gulaab jaisa koi nahi
    log to bohat hain magar tumhare jesa koi nahi

  17. 17 rohit Says:

    del deya hi ja be denge a sanam tere leye
    teri bap ke propati nam kra de mere leye

  18. 18 Gurmeet Says:

    SSA ji… that murder mystry joke was hilarious… i laughed for 10 min straight… really..

    but anyway DID HE SOLVED THAT MURDER MYSTRY……………..

    heheheheheehe

    just kidding alright

  19. 19 salman jani Says:

    Your brain will be REFRESHED in next 5 seconds.
    5…….
    4….
    3..
    2…
    1…,
    0…
    Loading…
    Error: No Brain Detected.

  20. 20 atul Says:

    itna kamjor hua CHIKANGUNIYA SE
    itna kamjor hua CHIKANGUNIYA SE
    chintiya utha le gayi khatiya se

  21. 21 shelly Says:

    had a lotta fun readin ur column. here’s one fr u all. frog : sardar ka dimaag nahi hota !
    sardar: hota hai!
    frog : nahin hota !
    sardar : hota hai !
    frog : nahi hota hai!
    sardar : hota hai !
    frog jumps in the pond.
    sardar : isme suicide karne ki kya jarorat thi!!!

  22. 22 salman jani Says:

    aayena daikh k bolay, yay sanwarnay waalay!
    ab tho bay moot marengay meray marnay walay

  23. 23 salman jani Says:

    irshaad hay..
    aaj aasman mayn taaray aisay chamak rahay hayn
    waah waa, dubara bolo
    aaj aasman mayn taaray aisay chamak rahay hayn
    jaisay kal chamak rahay thay!
    hehehe

  24. 24 wikky Says:

    Main nay khuda say ek dua mangi,
    dua main apni mot mangi,
    khuda nay kaha main tuhari dua kabool kar to loon,
    lakin us ka kia karoon jis nay dua main tuharay lambi umar mangi.

  25. 25 Imran Says:

    Yaad kar ke tumhe jita hai koi,
    Saansun main tumhae mehsus karta hai koi,
    Maut to ani hai ek din par tumse dur rehkar har marta hai koi.

  26. 26 Imran Says:

    Tamana koi bi ki dil ki poori na hui,
    Chahaat ka koi asfsana na bana,
    Aaj fir chali gai zindagi nazron ke samne se,
    Aur usse baat karne koi bahana na bana.

  27. 27 Imran Says:

    Apno ne zaher ka jam de diya,
    Gairon ne bewafa naam de diya,
    Jo kehte the humain bhul na jana,
    Usni ne bhulne ka paigam de diya.

  28. 28 rajmangal gond Says:

    kaise kahun ki mai kya janta hun.
    yahi janta hun ki tujhe chahata hun.

  29. 29 * Jatti * Says:

    tussin hasde ho sannu hasson waste.
    tussin rohnde ho sannu rawoon waste.
    ek war russ ke ta wekh,,,
    Jatti marju tennu mannon waste…!

  30. 30 Ashutosh Says:

    Aaj Hum Unhe Bewafa Batakar Aaye Hai,Unke Khato Ko Pani Me Bahakar aaye Hai,Nikalkar Padh na le Firse hum Unhe,Isliye Pani Me Bhi Aag Lafakar aaye Hai,,,,

  31. 31 saddy Says:

    aaj main upar asman niche aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe

  32. 32 murtuza(Guddu) Says:

    muje aisa lag raha hai ki mobile use karne is site par logon karna behtar hai.Kyu ki mobile b utne achhi shayariya nahi milti .

  33. 33 white.casper Says:

    Sari sari jaagta hoon neend aati nahi k sapne saajata hoon
    rooz tere aane ki khushi mein poora ghar mehkata hoon
    koi baata de mujko k kis baat ki saza de mujko k sari sari raat jagta hoon

  34. 34 white.casper Says:

    Sari sari raat jaagta hoon neend aati nahi k sapne saajata hoon
    rooz tere aane ki khushi mein poora ghar mehkata hoon
    koi baata de mujko k kis baat ki saza de mujko k sari sari raat jagta hoon

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