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Twenty Great One Liners [Funny]

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

8. You can’t buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

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27 Comments/Shayaris on “Twenty Great One Liners [Funny]”

  1. 1 Sourabh Agrawal Says:

    “Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai,
    Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,
    Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye,
    Har kar muskurana jindagi hai”

  2. 2 Toshi Tarun Says:

    kar rahin hoon main jindagi ka intazar,
    ki kabhi tu bhi karga intazar,
    mat bhul is jindagi ka,
    dusra naam hota hai sirf pyar.

  3. 3 amar Says:

    pyar pyar pyar
    roti hai tu bar bar
    kahan hai
    tera vo pyar
    jiska kar rahi ho tum intjaar!

  4. 4 amar Says:

    humne tumhare pyar ko khel nahin samjha
    varna humne jo khel khele hain
    to haare nahin haia.

  5. 5 amar Says:

    Ishq ke phoolo me hai kanto ka kkhajana,
    Daman jo ulajh jaye to daman na bachana.

  6. 6 deshbandhu Says:

    HUM NE UNAKI YAAD ME ROI RO KE AASUON KE RAB BHAR DIYE
    WU ITANE BEWAFA NIKLE KI USAME NAHA KE CHAL DIYE

  7. 7 BARINDER Says:

    Duniya mai hoti na mohobbat to,
    Raab se rusva na koi hota,
    Mohobbat mai de hai jaan gino ne,
    Sayad duniya mai un ka b koi naam hota

  8. 8 BARINDER Says:

    Maat karo pyar kisi se phoolo ki tarha,
    Phool to pal mai murja jaate hai,
    Pyar karo to karo kaato ki tarha,
    Jo chubne k baad b yaad aate hai

  9. 9 Rajesh Passi Says:

    pyar karne wale kabhi kam na honge
    waqt ke sath kabhi hum na honge
    chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyar karna
    lakin teri yadon ke haqdaar sirf hum honge

  10. 10 krishna aditya Says:

    har taraf padhai ka saya hai
    peparon mein number kisne paya hai
    ham to u hin aye the paper dene
    sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

  11. 11 Mohd. Yamin Says:

    “Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai,
    Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,
    Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye,
    Har kar muskurana jindagi hai”

  12. 12 Mohd. Yamin Says:

    Duniya mai hoti na mohobbat to,
    Raab se rusva na koi hota,
    Mohobbat mai de hai jaan gino ne,
    Sayad duniya mai un ka b koi naam hota

  13. 13 salman Says:

    samander bhar sillabas hai,
    nadi bhar padte hai,
    bakeet bhar yaad rahta hai,
    mug bhar likhte hai,
    chullu bhar marks milte hai jisme doob kar marte hai.

  14. 14 Anonymous Says:

    har taraf padhai ka saya hai
    peparon mein number kisne paya hai
    ham to u hin aye the paper dene
    sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

  15. 15 mehek Says:

    yadoo mein itni gehrayi kyu hai
    muskurate hoye chehro pai tanhayi kyu hai
    is duniy ki bheer mein kho gaye hain phir bhi
    soocho mein aaj bhi teri yaad ayi kyu hain

  16. 16 Amitesh Srivastva Says:

    Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath koi chaltaa nahi
    Jaltaahai dil jab jalaate hai duniya wale,
    Apni marji Se to Koi Jaltaa nahi

  17. 17 samira Says:

    jaam se itni nafrat na karo k kabhi peena padhe tu pii na sako,
    kisi se itni mohabbat na karo k kabhi tanha jeena padhe tu jee na sako………..

  18. 18 samira Says:

    khawaaboo mein kabhi aap bhi khoye ho ge
    khuli aankhoo se kabhi aap bhi soye ho ge,
    maana hasna aadat hai muskuraane ki,
    magar haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye ho ge…..

  19. 19 Abhinav Says:

    to one i loved,
    “har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
    har na ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
    kya hua tum hamare saath nahi,
    sirf saath rehne ka matlab pyaar nahi hota.”

  20. 20 kamaljeet singh Says:

    khoobsurat kya keh diya unhe
    woh humein chorkar aaene ke ho gaye
    tarasha nahin tha to pathar the
    tarasha to pathar ho gaye

  21. 21 Aman Says:

    Katil vaas Talwar kaa,
    ladhe Fauj Naam SARDAR KA.

  22. 22 shashi Says:

    Ye jindagi kya hai, Isme jine ki hasrat kya
    pighal gaya to mitti hai, Khilaune ki hakikat kya

  23. 23 shashi Says:

    safar mein dhoop ki garmi se hamare paw gal gaten
    hamare jism ko yen rasten nigal gate
    achcha hua tune waqt pe pukar liya humen warna hum tumhare khog mein jane kaha nikal gate.

  24. 24 Ahmed Says:

    Jis simt dekhta hun nazar aata hai k tum ho..
    Ae jan-e-jahan,ye koi tum sa hai k tum ho..
    Ye khuab hai,kushbu hai,jhonka hai k pal hai..
    Ye dhun hai,badal hai,saya hai k tum ho..

  25. 25 Ahmed Says:

    Jis simt dekhta hun nazar aata hai k tum ho…
    Ae jan-e-jahan,ye koi tum sa hai k tum ho…
    Ye khuab hai,kushbu hai,jhonka hai k pal hai…
    Ye dhun hai,badal hai,saya hai k tum ho…

  26. 26 Ahmed Says:

    Bheegi hui ek sham ki dehleez pr baithey..
    Hum dil k sulagney ka sbab soch rhey hain..

  27. 27 irfan Says:

    kya paaya tum ne rote aur rulathe
    kya khoya tumne hasthe aur hasaathe
    humne tho bahut kuch seeka sikhathe sikhathe
    aur bahut kuch dekha deekhathe deekhathe

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