Twenty Great One Liners [Funny]
1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
8. You can’t buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
November 18th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
“Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,
Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye,
Har kar muskurana jindagi hai”
November 25th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
kar rahin hoon main jindagi ka intazar,
ki kabhi tu bhi karga intazar,
mat bhul is jindagi ka,
dusra naam hota hai sirf pyar.
November 27th, 2006 at 9:07 am
pyar pyar pyar
roti hai tu bar bar
kahan hai
tera vo pyar
jiska kar rahi ho tum intjaar!
November 27th, 2006 at 9:11 am
humne tumhare pyar ko khel nahin samjha
varna humne jo khel khele hain
to haare nahin haia.
December 6th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Ishq ke phoolo me hai kanto ka kkhajana,
Daman jo ulajh jaye to daman na bachana.
December 7th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
HUM NE UNAKI YAAD ME ROI RO KE AASUON KE RAB BHAR DIYE
WU ITANE BEWAFA NIKLE KI USAME NAHA KE CHAL DIYE
December 7th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
Duniya mai hoti na mohobbat to,
Raab se rusva na koi hota,
Mohobbat mai de hai jaan gino ne,
Sayad duniya mai un ka b koi naam hota
December 7th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Maat karo pyar kisi se phoolo ki tarha,
Phool to pal mai murja jaate hai,
Pyar karo to karo kaato ki tarha,
Jo chubne k baad b yaad aate hai
December 15th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
pyar karne wale kabhi kam na honge
waqt ke sath kabhi hum na honge
chahe kisi ko kitna bhi pyar karna
lakin teri yadon ke haqdaar sirf hum honge
December 23rd, 2006 at 1:15 pm
har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
December 27th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
“Har waqt gul bankar muskurana jindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana jindagi hai,
Jeet kar muskuraye to kya muskuraye,
Har kar muskurana jindagi haiâ€
December 27th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Duniya mai hoti na mohobbat to,
Raab se rusva na koi hota,
Mohobbat mai de hai jaan gino ne,
Sayad duniya mai un ka b koi naam hota
January 1st, 2007 at 6:57 am
samander bhar sillabas hai,
nadi bhar padte hai,
bakeet bhar yaad rahta hai,
mug bhar likhte hai,
chullu bhar marks milte hai jisme doob kar marte hai.
January 4th, 2007 at 7:56 am
har taraf padhai ka saya hai
peparon mein number kisne paya hai
ham to u hin aye the paper dene
sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai
January 8th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
yadoo mein itni gehrayi kyu hai
muskurate hoye chehro pai tanhayi kyu hai
is duniy ki bheer mein kho gaye hain phir bhi
soocho mein aaj bhi teri yaad ayi kyu hain
January 9th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Door se dikhate hai raasta sabhi saath koi chaltaa nahi
Jaltaahai dil jab jalaate hai duniya wale,
Apni marji Se to Koi Jaltaa nahi
January 12th, 2007 at 10:09 am
jaam se itni nafrat na karo k kabhi peena padhe tu pii na sako,
kisi se itni mohabbat na karo k kabhi tanha jeena padhe tu jee na sako………..
January 12th, 2007 at 10:11 am
khawaaboo mein kabhi aap bhi khoye ho ge
khuli aankhoo se kabhi aap bhi soye ho ge,
maana hasna aadat hai muskuraane ki,
magar haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye ho ge…..
February 17th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
to one i loved,
“har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota,
har na ka matlab inkar nahi hota,
kya hua tum hamare saath nahi,
sirf saath rehne ka matlab pyaar nahi hota.”
February 19th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
khoobsurat kya keh diya unhe
woh humein chorkar aaene ke ho gaye
tarasha nahin tha to pathar the
tarasha to pathar ho gaye
March 13th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Katil vaas Talwar kaa,
ladhe Fauj Naam SARDAR KA.
April 10th, 2007 at 6:45 am
Ye jindagi kya hai, Isme jine ki hasrat kya
pighal gaya to mitti hai, Khilaune ki hakikat kya
April 10th, 2007 at 6:52 am
safar mein dhoop ki garmi se hamare paw gal gaten
hamare jism ko yen rasten nigal gate
achcha hua tune waqt pe pukar liya humen warna hum tumhare khog mein jane kaha nikal gate.
June 9th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Jis simt dekhta hun nazar aata hai k tum ho..
Ae jan-e-jahan,ye koi tum sa hai k tum ho..
Ye khuab hai,kushbu hai,jhonka hai k pal hai..
Ye dhun hai,badal hai,saya hai k tum ho..
June 9th, 2007 at 8:36 am
Jis simt dekhta hun nazar aata hai k tum ho…
Ae jan-e-jahan,ye koi tum sa hai k tum ho…
Ye khuab hai,kushbu hai,jhonka hai k pal hai…
Ye dhun hai,badal hai,saya hai k tum ho…
June 9th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Bheegi hui ek sham ki dehleez pr baithey..
Hum dil k sulagney ka sbab soch rhey hain..
June 11th, 2007 at 10:22 am
kya paaya tum ne rote aur rulathe
kya khoya tumne hasthe aur hasaathe
humne tho bahut kuch seeka sikhathe sikhathe
aur bahut kuch dekha deekhathe deekhathe