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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

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48 Comments/Shayaris on “Some Popular Jokes”

  1. 1 khushi Says:

    apne aapko samjhte kya ho?
    u r so sick.
    when u meet me i slap u.

  2. 2 mohammad Says:

    bot acha

  3. 3 payal Says:

    well before 2 comments r little werid but nice joke tho

  4. 4 kapli Says:

    mai apne aap ko kcuh bhi nahi samjhta houn.
    par tum to kuch ho na …………..to phir

  5. 5 dharmendra gupta gwalior Says:

    tussi achha likha hai paji

  6. 6 saumya jain Says:

    bahut accha hai ji

  7. 7 priya Says:

    y kushi is so upset.I Think her truth has been traced out………Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi.

  8. 8 Shweta Malekar Says:

    Zhagadna buri bat hai

  9. 9 Aks Says:

    To Achi baat sikhaiye na

  10. 10 sahllu Says:

    mere dil mein aise gusa hai tu jaise kissi khet mein kutta gus aaya ho

  11. 11 sahllu Says:

    hey guys wats up lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. 12 kidda Says:

    hello how r u ki karde ho aacha roti kha leti main ta kha li

  13. 13 sangita Says:

    amit i love u so much………….

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    amit outside is raining u know if u wana know how much i love u ?
    just count the rain drops….luv u sooooooo muchhh

  14. 14 sangita Says:

    Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho

  15. 15 sangita Says:

    when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food! He saw u thirsty, HE created water! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!

    hey sonia itz for u my dear friend love u….. and u just love ur akmal.okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  16. 16 arju Says:

    mare boyfrend ke birthday hai mujhe koi sahyari nahi milrhi hai aap mujhe koi acchi acchi sahayri bhaj sakte ho kya aap ki bhut mahar baniya hogi mai aap ke bhut abhari rhugi yhx

  17. 17 arju Says:

    hindi mai sahyari birthday ke liya

  18. 18 khushi Says:

    mere best friend ka birthday hai. mere pas shayri ka collection hai lekin birthday wishes ke liye ek bhi shayri nahi to please mujhe kuch achi birthday ke related shayri bhejo.

  19. 19 muzammil Says:

    Hai 1st of all nice sharing thanx…..

    meray paas bohat see poetry aur sms hien lakin koee girl friend nahee plzz ,app mairee madad kurr saktay hien kiya……lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..
    have fun.

  20. 20 dd Says:

    meri girlfriend ka birthday hai aur mujhe koi shayri nahi aati.plz send me two three loveble birthday shayri.

  21. 21 kamini Says:

    oye this is the nice way to make ur life inteesting na!wel come my new all friends

  22. 22 dhanesh kumar Says:

    zindagi ho to aisi
    monday ko dosti
    tuesday ko pyar
    wednesday ko shadi
    thursday ko narazgi
    friday ko larai
    saturday ko talaq
    sunday ko rest
    monday ko next dosti
    kyon hai na maze ki zindagi.

  23. 23 dhanesh kumar Says:

    UDAASI.. GAR AAJ KI SHAAM.. TAIRRAY AANGAN MAIN UTRAY.. TU USSAY MAIRRAY GHAR KA PATTA DAINNA.. K.. MAIN NAY APNNAY JEEVAN KI HER MUSKURAHAT.. TERI JAANIB RAWANA.. ABHI KI HAY

  24. 24 dhanesh kumar Says:

    ulfat ka pata na mile
    na khabar yaar ki mile
    dushman ko bhi na aisi saza pyaar ki mile
    unko khuda mile hai jinhein khuda ki talash
    mujhko to bas ek jhalak mere dildar ki mile

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