Some Popular Jokes
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
February 24th, 2006 at 7:42 am
apne aapko samjhte kya ho?
u r so sick.
when u meet me i slap u.
February 25th, 2006 at 9:45 am
bot acha
February 28th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
well before 2 comments r little werid but nice joke tho
March 6th, 2006 at 11:27 am
mai apne aap ko kcuh bhi nahi samjhta houn.
par tum to kuch ho na …………..to phir
March 12th, 2006 at 7:29 am
tussi achha likha hai paji
March 18th, 2006 at 10:20 am
bahut accha hai ji
April 1st, 2006 at 9:30 am
y kushi is so upset.I Think her truth has been traced out………Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi.
April 17th, 2006 at 6:38 am
Zhagadna buri bat hai
April 27th, 2006 at 10:54 am
To Achi baat sikhaiye na
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 pm
mere dil mein aise gusa hai tu jaise kissi khet mein kutta gus aaya ho
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 pm
hey guys wats up lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:54 pm
hello how r u ki karde ho aacha roti kha leti main ta kha li
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:00 pm
amit i love u so much………….
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amit outside is raining u know if u wana know how much i love u ?
just count the rain drops….luv u sooooooo muchhh
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:07 pm
when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food! He saw u thirsty, HE created water! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!
hey sonia itz for u my dear friend love u….. and u just love ur akmal.okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
July 5th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
mare boyfrend ke birthday hai mujhe koi sahyari nahi milrhi hai aap mujhe koi acchi acchi sahayri bhaj sakte ho kya aap ki bhut mahar baniya hogi mai aap ke bhut abhari rhugi yhx
July 5th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
hindi mai sahyari birthday ke liya
July 19th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
mere best friend ka birthday hai. mere pas shayri ka collection hai lekin birthday wishes ke liye ek bhi shayri nahi to please mujhe kuch achi birthday ke related shayri bhejo.
July 23rd, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Hai 1st of all nice sharing thanx…..
meray paas bohat see poetry aur sms hien lakin koee girl friend nahee plzz ,app mairee madad kurr saktay hien kiya……lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..
have fun.
July 30th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
meri girlfriend ka birthday hai aur mujhe koi shayri nahi aati.plz send me two three loveble birthday shayri.
September 6th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
oye this is the nice way to make ur life inteesting na!wel come my new all friends
September 13th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
zindagi ho to aisi
monday ko dosti
tuesday ko pyar
wednesday ko shadi
thursday ko narazgi
friday ko larai
saturday ko talaq
sunday ko rest
monday ko next dosti
kyon hai na maze ki zindagi.
September 13th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
UDAASI.. GAR AAJ KI SHAAM.. TAIRRAY AANGAN MAIN UTRAY.. TU USSAY MAIRRAY GHAR KA PATTA DAINNA.. K.. MAIN NAY APNNAY JEEVAN KI HER MUSKURAHAT.. TERI JAANIB RAWANA.. ABHI KI HAY
September 13th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
ulfat ka pata na mile
na khabar yaar ki mile
dushman ko bhi na aisi saza pyaar ki mile
unko khuda mile hai jinhein khuda ki talash
mujhko to bas ek jhalak mere dildar ki mile
December 24th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
mohabbat ki duniya ke tum chand banna, baharon ki manzil pe hasna hasana, khushi mein hamari bhi aawaz sunna, kabhi zindagi mein koi gam na aaye, tum ko hamari umar lag jaye,
December 26th, 2006 at 9:06 am
Aghuthi Haath Mein Achi
Nagina Naak Mein Achi
Agar Hai Pyar Sacha
ToLikh do Ek Chithi Achi.
January 2nd, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge,
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge,
Yakin na aaye to aazma lena,
Zindgi mein aapko kabhi gam nahi denge…
Nighahein aapki pehchaan hai humari,
Muskurahat aapki shaan hai humari,
Rakhna hifaazatse aapne aapko,
kyunkii??
Dosti aapki “JAAN” hai humari!!
January 2nd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing?”
Singh answered, ” No, I am Banta Singh.”
Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
Singh answered, “No! No! Me Banta Singh!”
A third person came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, “Are you Relaxing?”
The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, “Yes, I am relaxing.”
The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
“Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!”
Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic.
One of them was crying like hell.
So the other asked, “Why are you crying?”
The first one replied, “I came here for blood test”
Second one asked, “So? Are you afraid ?”
First one replied, “No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
The first one was astonished and asked other, “Why are you crying?”
The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”
January 15th, 2007 at 7:26 pm
apple katta hoon knife se,
pani pita hoon pipe se,
logo samana kia agaya?
SCHUTI KATA HOON WIFE SEE!!!!!!!!!
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March 17th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Wafa ruswa nahi karna
Suno aisa nahi karna
Main pehle hi akela hoon
Mujhe tanha nahi karna
Juddayi bhi agar aaye to
Dil chota nahi karna
Bohat masroof hojaana
Mujhe socha nahi karna
Bharosa bhi zaroori hai
Magar sab ka nahi karna
Muqaddar phir Muqaddar hai
Kabhi daawa nahi karna
Jo likha hai zaroor hoga
Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
Meri takmeel tum se hai
Mujhe aadha nahi karna
Haqeeqat hai milan apna
Is se sapna nahi karna
Hamain tum yaad rehte ho
Hamain bhoola nahi karna
March 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
“Kitne Phool teri raah mey sajde ke liye bikhre pade hai kabhi aakar toe dhek,
beshaak aake chale jana, jo dosto ne teri intjaar mea bahaye hai aaso unko samet kar jana.
Jo tune sajaye thi mefil “Priyanka’s Mehfil” wo din-par-din nikharte ja rahe hai,
par phir bhi os mehfil mea kafi dino se ek tanhai hai ose ek baar dost fir saja kar toe dhek.”
April 7th, 2007 at 6:17 am
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
April 30th, 2007 at 5:22 am
hey guys i am frm nepal .
i have got a cool sayari for ya all .,,,,,,,,,,
duniya ko bhula diya uske pyar me
zindagi bhar baitha raha uske iuntazaar me
use lene ke liye bike lekar aaya tha
wo chai gayi kisi aaur ke car me
June 13th, 2007 at 6:58 am
JIS DIN BAND HO GAYE MERI AANKHEN KAYI AANKHON SE US DIN AANSHU BARSANGE JO KAHTE HAI BAHUT BOLTE HO TUM KABHI WO MERI AAWAJ SUUNAY KO TARSENGE.
June 13th, 2007 at 7:11 am
TAJ MAHAL KO DEKAH KAR BOLLA SAHNJAHN KA POTA AGAR MERA DADA DIWAN ANA HOTA APNA BHI BANK BANK BALANCE HOTA (1)PYAR TUMHE KARTE HAI ITNA JISKA TUMHE AANDAJA NAHI IS DIL KO KHOL KE DIKHAOON JISKA KOI DARWAJA NAHI (2)mujhse mohabat ka ijhar karti kass koi ladki mujhe pyar karti’main bechain hoti vo betaab hota nigaaho main uska mera kahaab hota sine se wo lagti gale rakhta use palkon tale chori chori vo mera didar karti kaas koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
June 20th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
wotz up, u guyz r all cul im from london. can u put more shayaris for me
July 12th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Sawal pani ka nahi pyash ka hai,
Sawal maut ka nahi saans ka hai,
duniya mein dost toh bahut hai magar,
Sawal dosti ka nahi sath ka hai…….
August 14th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
1 shayari meri bhi,
dil lagana dil lage se dil jal jayega,
ishq kar na ishq tujhe hi tadpayega.
October 20th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
this is all for my friends and shah jahan mumtaz…….
Har sangmermer ki eemarat taj nahi hoti,
dil tuttha hai magar aawaz nahi hoti,
yo to dil main basti hai hazaron malikayen,
par har malika mumtaz nahi hoti
thnks and have lot’s fun.
October 20th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
this shayari for all my friends.
dosti ke naam……
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
October 20th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
hi friends. friends i am new in this website. friends please accept me as your friends.
dosto ke naam…………
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
October 20th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
this is for love………….
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
please comment.
October 20th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
mumtaz ke naam
Har sangmermer ki eemarat taj nahi hoti,
dil tuttha hai magar aawaz nahi hoti,
yo to dil main basti hai hazaron malikayen,
par har malika mumtaz nahi hoti
October 24th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Soch Samaj laina kadam uthaanay sa pehlay
Kahin kho na jaana Manzil aanay sy pehly
Mukhlis Logon se Mehroom ho na jana .kahein
Ye sooch laina ussy azmane sy Pehlyy
Tumhary seenay mai B dharakta hia ek Dil
Ye Soch laina Kisi ka Dil dukhany sy Pehly
Umar bhar koun kis k Liye Rota hia
Log sirf Aansu bahaty hien dafnaanay sy pehlay
Mohabbat ky Safer mien koi rasta nehi Deta .
Zameen waqif nehi bunti falaq saaya nehi Deta .
Kushi our Dukh k mousam Sub ky apne apne hein .
Kisi ko apne hissay ka koi lamha nehi Deta .
Udasi jis ky Dil mein ho uski Neeend urhti hai .
Kisi ko apni ankhon se kio sapna nehin Deta .
Uthana khud hi parhta hia Thaka toota Badan Apna .
K jab tuk sans chalti hia koi Khanda nehi Deta …………….
na chaho itna hamaein chahton sy dar lagta hia ..
na aoo itna qareeeb K doori se doori lagta hia …
wafaoon pe baroosa hia jan mager apne naseeeb se dar lagta hia
December 1st, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye.9977318430
November 20th, 2008 at 9:20 am
pyaar itna karo k usme koi had na ho,
bharosa itna karo k usme koi shaq na ho,
intezaar itna karo k usme koi waqt na ho,
dosti aisi karo k usme koi nafrat na ho.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Tum agar chahte to halaat badal sakte the
Teri aankho ke aansu meri aakho se nikal sakte the
……
Tum thehre hi rahe jheel ke paani ki tarah
Dariya bante to kahi door nikal sakte the
January 14th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Keh dena har baat juban se zaroori to nahi
Umr guzri hai aadhi poori to nahi
Door zaroor baithe hai aapki nazro se
Lekin dil ki dil se doori to nahi