Some Popular Jokes
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
February 24th, 2006 at 7:42 am
apne aapko samjhte kya ho?
u r so sick.
when u meet me i slap u.
February 25th, 2006 at 9:45 am
bot acha
February 28th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
well before 2 comments r little werid but nice joke tho
March 6th, 2006 at 11:27 am
mai apne aap ko kcuh bhi nahi samjhta houn.
par tum to kuch ho na …………..to phir
March 12th, 2006 at 7:29 am
tussi achha likha hai paji
March 18th, 2006 at 10:20 am
bahut accha hai ji
April 1st, 2006 at 9:30 am
y kushi is so upset.I Think her truth has been traced out………Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi.
April 17th, 2006 at 6:38 am
Zhagadna buri bat hai
April 27th, 2006 at 10:54 am
To Achi baat sikhaiye na
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 pm
mere dil mein aise gusa hai tu jaise kissi khet mein kutta gus aaya ho
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:53 pm
hey guys wats up lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:54 pm
hello how r u ki karde ho aacha roti kha leti main ta kha li
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:00 pm
amit i love u so much………….
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amit outside is raining u know if u wana know how much i love u ?
just count the rain drops….luv u sooooooo muchhh
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho
May 3rd, 2006 at 11:07 pm
when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food! He saw u thirsty, HE created water! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!
hey sonia itz for u my dear friend love u….. and u just love ur akmal.okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
July 5th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
mare boyfrend ke birthday hai mujhe koi sahyari nahi milrhi hai aap mujhe koi acchi acchi sahayri bhaj sakte ho kya aap ki bhut mahar baniya hogi mai aap ke bhut abhari rhugi yhx
July 5th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
hindi mai sahyari birthday ke liya
July 19th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
mere best friend ka birthday hai. mere pas shayri ka collection hai lekin birthday wishes ke liye ek bhi shayri nahi to please mujhe kuch achi birthday ke related shayri bhejo.
July 23rd, 2006 at 7:16 pm
Hai 1st of all nice sharing thanx…..
meray paas bohat see poetry aur sms hien lakin koee girl friend nahee plzz ,app mairee madad kurr saktay hien kiya……lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..
have fun.
July 30th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
meri girlfriend ka birthday hai aur mujhe koi shayri nahi aati.plz send me two three loveble birthday shayri.
September 6th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
oye this is the nice way to make ur life inteesting na!wel come my new all friends
September 13th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
zindagi ho to aisi
monday ko dosti
tuesday ko pyar
wednesday ko shadi
thursday ko narazgi
friday ko larai
saturday ko talaq
sunday ko rest
monday ko next dosti
kyon hai na maze ki zindagi.
September 13th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
UDAASI.. GAR AAJ KI SHAAM.. TAIRRAY AANGAN MAIN UTRAY.. TU USSAY MAIRRAY GHAR KA PATTA DAINNA.. K.. MAIN NAY APNNAY JEEVAN KI HER MUSKURAHAT.. TERI JAANIB RAWANA.. ABHI KI HAY
September 13th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
ulfat ka pata na mile
na khabar yaar ki mile
dushman ko bhi na aisi saza pyaar ki mile
unko khuda mile hai jinhein khuda ki talash
mujhko to bas ek jhalak mere dildar ki mile