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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

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48 Comments/Shayaris on “Some Popular Jokes”

  1. 1 khushi Says:

    apne aapko samjhte kya ho?
    u r so sick.
    when u meet me i slap u.

  2. 2 mohammad Says:

    bot acha

  3. 3 payal Says:

    well before 2 comments r little werid but nice joke tho

  4. 4 kapli Says:

    mai apne aap ko kcuh bhi nahi samjhta houn.
    par tum to kuch ho na …………..to phir

  5. 5 dharmendra gupta gwalior Says:

    tussi achha likha hai paji

  6. 6 saumya jain Says:

    bahut accha hai ji

  7. 7 priya Says:

    y kushi is so upset.I Think her truth has been traced out………Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi.

  8. 8 Shweta Malekar Says:

    Zhagadna buri bat hai

  9. 9 Aks Says:

    To Achi baat sikhaiye na

  10. 10 sahllu Says:

    mere dil mein aise gusa hai tu jaise kissi khet mein kutta gus aaya ho

  11. 11 sahllu Says:

    hey guys wats up lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. 12 kidda Says:

    hello how r u ki karde ho aacha roti kha leti main ta kha li

  13. 13 sangita Says:

    amit i love u so much………….

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    amit outside is raining u know if u wana know how much i love u ?
    just count the rain drops….luv u sooooooo muchhh

  14. 14 sangita Says:

    Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho

  15. 15 sangita Says:

    when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food! He saw u thirsty, HE created water! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!

    hey sonia itz for u my dear friend love u….. and u just love ur akmal.okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  16. 16 arju Says:

    mare boyfrend ke birthday hai mujhe koi sahyari nahi milrhi hai aap mujhe koi acchi acchi sahayri bhaj sakte ho kya aap ki bhut mahar baniya hogi mai aap ke bhut abhari rhugi yhx

  17. 17 arju Says:

    hindi mai sahyari birthday ke liya

  18. 18 khushi Says:

    mere best friend ka birthday hai. mere pas shayri ka collection hai lekin birthday wishes ke liye ek bhi shayri nahi to please mujhe kuch achi birthday ke related shayri bhejo.

  19. 19 muzammil Says:

    Hai 1st of all nice sharing thanx…..

    meray paas bohat see poetry aur sms hien lakin koee girl friend nahee plzz ,app mairee madad kurr saktay hien kiya……lolzzzzzzzzzzzz..
    have fun.

  20. 20 dd Says:

    meri girlfriend ka birthday hai aur mujhe koi shayri nahi aati.plz send me two three loveble birthday shayri.

  21. 21 kamini Says:

    oye this is the nice way to make ur life inteesting na!wel come my new all friends

  22. 22 dhanesh kumar Says:

    zindagi ho to aisi
    monday ko dosti
    tuesday ko pyar
    wednesday ko shadi
    thursday ko narazgi
    friday ko larai
    saturday ko talaq
    sunday ko rest
    monday ko next dosti
    kyon hai na maze ki zindagi.

  23. 23 dhanesh kumar Says:

    UDAASI.. GAR AAJ KI SHAAM.. TAIRRAY AANGAN MAIN UTRAY.. TU USSAY MAIRRAY GHAR KA PATTA DAINNA.. K.. MAIN NAY APNNAY JEEVAN KI HER MUSKURAHAT.. TERI JAANIB RAWANA.. ABHI KI HAY

  24. 24 dhanesh kumar Says:

    ulfat ka pata na mile
    na khabar yaar ki mile
    dushman ko bhi na aisi saza pyaar ki mile
    unko khuda mile hai jinhein khuda ki talash
    mujhko to bas ek jhalak mere dildar ki mile

  25. 25 zobi Says:

    mohabbat ki duniya ke tum chand banna, baharon ki manzil pe hasna hasana, khushi mein hamari bhi aawaz sunna, kabhi zindagi mein koi gam na aaye, tum ko hamari umar lag jaye,

  26. 26 Neeraj Says:

    Aghuthi Haath Mein Achi
    Nagina Naak Mein Achi
    Agar Hai Pyar Sacha
    ToLikh do Ek Chithi Achi.

  27. 27 syed Says:

    Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge,
    Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge,
    Yakin na aaye to aazma lena,
    Zindgi mein aapko kabhi gam nahi denge…

    Nighahein aapki pehchaan hai humari,
    Muskurahat aapki shaan hai humari,
    Rakhna hifaazatse aapne aapko,
    kyunkii??
    Dosti aapki “JAAN” hai humari!!

  28. 28 syed Says:

    One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.
    A lady came and asked him, ” Are you relaxing?”
    Singh answered, ” No, I am Banta Singh.”
    Another guy came and asked the him the same question.
    Singh answered, “No! No! Me Banta Singh!”
    A third person came and asked him the same question again.
    Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
    While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun.
    He went up to him and asked, “Are you Relaxing?”
    The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, “Yes, I am relaxing.”
    The Singh slapped him on his face and said,
    “Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!”

    Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic.
    One of them was crying like hell.
    So the other asked, “Why are you crying?”
    The first one replied, “I came here for blood test”
    Second one asked, “So? Are you afraid ?”
    First one replied, “No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
    Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming.
    The first one was astonished and asked other, “Why are you crying?”
    The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

  29. 29 naina Says:

    apple katta hoon knife se,
    pani pita hoon pipe se,
    logo samana kia agaya?
    SCHUTI KATA HOON WIFE SEE!!!!!!!!!
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  30. 30 pankaj Kumar Ahirwar Says:

    Wafa ruswa nahi karna
    Suno aisa nahi karna
    Main pehle hi akela hoon
    Mujhe tanha nahi karna

    Juddayi bhi agar aaye to
    Dil chota nahi karna
    Bohat masroof hojaana
    Mujhe socha nahi karna

    Bharosa bhi zaroori hai
    Magar sab ka nahi karna
    Muqaddar phir Muqaddar hai
    Kabhi daawa nahi karna

    Jo likha hai zaroor hoga
    Kabhi shikwa nahi karna
    Meri takmeel tum se hai
    Mujhe aadha nahi karna

    Haqeeqat hai milan apna
    Is se sapna nahi karna
    Hamain tum yaad rehte ho
    Hamain bhoola nahi karna

  31. 31 pankaj Kumar Ahirwar Says:

    “Kitne Phool teri raah mey sajde ke liye bikhre pade hai kabhi aakar toe dhek,
    beshaak aake chale jana, jo dosto ne teri intjaar mea bahaye hai aaso unko samet kar jana.
    Jo tune sajaye thi mefil “Priyanka’s Mehfil” wo din-par-din nikharte ja rahe hai,
    par phir bhi os mehfil mea kafi dino se ek tanhai hai ose ek baar dost fir saja kar toe dhek.”

  32. 32 khushal Says:

    Wives r incoming calls,
    Lovers r outgoing calls,
    Aunties r Toll-free calls,
    Callgirls r Roaming calls,
    Neighbour girls r Missed Calls

  33. 33 sunny Says:

    hey guys i am frm nepal .
    i have got a cool sayari for ya all .,,,,,,,,,,

    duniya ko bhula diya uske pyar me
    zindagi bhar baitha raha uske iuntazaar me
    use lene ke liye bike lekar aaya tha
    wo chai gayi kisi aaur ke car me

  34. 34 ARUN Says:

    JIS DIN BAND HO GAYE MERI AANKHEN KAYI AANKHON SE US DIN AANSHU BARSANGE JO KAHTE HAI BAHUT BOLTE HO TUM KABHI WO MERI AAWAJ SUUNAY KO TARSENGE.

  35. 35 MUNDA KOLI Says:

    TAJ MAHAL KO DEKAH KAR BOLLA SAHNJAHN KA POTA AGAR MERA DADA DIWAN ANA HOTA APNA BHI BANK BANK BALANCE HOTA (1)PYAR TUMHE KARTE HAI ITNA JISKA TUMHE AANDAJA NAHI IS DIL KO KHOL KE DIKHAOON JISKA KOI DARWAJA NAHI (2)mujhse mohabat ka ijhar karti kass koi ladki mujhe pyar karti’main bechain hoti vo betaab hota nigaaho main uska mera kahaab hota sine se wo lagti gale rakhta use palkon tale chori chori vo mera didar karti kaas koi ladki mujhe pyar karti

  36. 36 Anonymous Says:

    wotz up, u guyz r all cul im from london. can u put more shayaris for me

  37. 37 Amit Says:

    Sawal pani ka nahi pyash ka hai,
    Sawal maut ka nahi saans ka hai,
    duniya mein dost toh bahut hai magar,
    Sawal dosti ka nahi sath ka hai…….

  38. 38 vallabh Says:

    1 shayari meri bhi,
    dil lagana dil lage se dil jal jayega,
    ishq kar na ishq tujhe hi tadpayega.

  39. 39 haider Says:

    this is all for my friends and shah jahan mumtaz…….

    Har sangmermer ki eemarat taj nahi hoti,
    dil tuttha hai magar aawaz nahi hoti,
    yo to dil main basti hai hazaron malikayen,
    par har malika mumtaz nahi hoti

    thnks and have lot’s fun.

  40. 40 haider Says:

    this shayari for all my friends.

    dosti ke naam……

    Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
    Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
    Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
    Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
    …. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

  41. 41 haider Says:

    hi friends. friends i am new in this website. friends please accept me as your friends.

    dosto ke naam…………

    Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
    Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
    Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
    Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
    Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

  42. 42 haider Says:

    this is for love………….

    Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
    Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
    Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
    kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

    please comment.

  43. 43 haider Says:

    mumtaz ke naam

    Har sangmermer ki eemarat taj nahi hoti,
    dil tuttha hai magar aawaz nahi hoti,
    yo to dil main basti hai hazaron malikayen,
    par har malika mumtaz nahi hoti

  44. 44 Qayum Says:

    Soch Samaj laina kadam uthaanay sa pehlay
    Kahin kho na jaana Manzil aanay sy pehly
    Mukhlis Logon se Mehroom ho na jana .kahein
    Ye sooch laina ussy azmane sy Pehlyy
    Tumhary seenay mai B dharakta hia ek Dil
    Ye Soch laina Kisi ka Dil dukhany sy Pehly
    Umar bhar koun kis k Liye Rota hia
    Log sirf Aansu bahaty hien dafnaanay sy pehlay

    Mohabbat ky Safer mien koi rasta nehi Deta .
    Zameen waqif nehi bunti falaq saaya nehi Deta .
    Kushi our Dukh k mousam Sub ky apne apne hein .
    Kisi ko apne hissay ka koi lamha nehi Deta .
    Udasi jis ky Dil mein ho uski Neeend urhti hai .
    Kisi ko apni ankhon se kio sapna nehin Deta .
    Uthana khud hi parhta hia Thaka toota Badan Apna .
    K jab tuk sans chalti hia koi Khanda nehi Deta …………….

    na chaho itna hamaein chahton sy dar lagta hia ..
    na aoo itna qareeeb K doori se doori lagta hia …
    wafaoon pe baroosa hia jan mager apne naseeeb se dar lagta hia

  45. 45 abhishek agrawal Says:

    Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
    Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
    Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
    Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
    Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
    Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye.9977318430

  46. 46 Anamika Says:

    pyaar itna karo k usme koi had na ho,
    bharosa itna karo k usme koi shaq na ho,
    intezaar itna karo k usme koi waqt na ho,
    dosti aisi karo k usme koi nafrat na ho.

  47. 47 Furqan Says:

    Tum agar chahte to halaat badal sakte the
    Teri aankho ke aansu meri aakho se nikal sakte the
    ……
    Tum thehre hi rahe jheel ke paani ki tarah
    Dariya bante to kahi door nikal sakte the

  48. 48 Furqan Says:

    Keh dena har baat juban se zaroori to nahi
    Umr guzri hai aadhi poori to nahi
    Door zaroor baithe hai aapki nazro se
    Lekin dil ki dil se doori to nahi

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