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Some Popular Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid….

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

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45 Responses to “Some Popular Jokes”

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  1. 45 abhishek agrawal Says:

    Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
    Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
    Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
    Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
    Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
    Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye.9977318430

  2. 44 Qayum Says:

    Soch Samaj laina kadam uthaanay sa pehlay
    Kahin kho na jaana Manzil aanay sy pehly
    Mukhlis Logon se Mehroom ho na jana .kahein
    Ye sooch laina ussy azmane sy Pehlyy
    Tumhary seenay mai B dharakta hia ek Dil
    Ye Soch laina Kisi ka Dil dukhany sy Pehly
    Umar bhar koun kis k Liye Rota hia
    Log sirf Aansu bahaty hien dafnaanay sy pehlay

    Mohabbat ky Safer mien koi rasta nehi Deta .
    Zameen waqif nehi bunti falaq saaya nehi Deta .
    Kushi our Dukh k mousam Sub ky apne apne hein .
    Kisi ko apne hissay ka koi lamha nehi Deta .
    Udasi jis ky Dil mein ho uski Neeend urhti hai .
    Kisi ko apni ankhon se kio sapna nehin Deta .
    Uthana khud hi parhta hia Thaka toota Badan Apna .
    K jab tuk sans chalti hia koi Khanda nehi Deta …………….

    na chaho itna hamaein chahton sy dar lagta hia ..
    na aoo itna qareeeb K doori se doori lagta hia …
    wafaoon pe baroosa hia jan mager apne naseeeb se dar lagta hia

  3. 43 haider Says:

    mumtaz ke naam

    Har sangmermer ki eemarat taj nahi hoti,
    dil tuttha hai magar aawaz nahi hoti,
    yo to dil main basti hai hazaron malikayen,
    par har malika mumtaz nahi hoti

  4. 42 haider Says:

    this is for love………….

    Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
    Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
    Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
    kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

    please comment.

  5. 41 haider Says:

    hi friends. friends i am new in this website. friends please accept me as your friends.

    dosto ke naam…………

    Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
    Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
    Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
    Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
    Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

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