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Funny SMS Jokes 1

Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

a friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is u…”

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life…..

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18 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny SMS Jokes 1”

  1. 1 samrat Says:

    If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

    To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

    Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

    A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

    a friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is u…”

    Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

  2. 2 kuber Says:

    If i could pull the rainbow from the sky i would pull it and write your name on it and put it back on the sky to let everyone know that how colurful is my life with a friend like you.

  3. 3 Shan Says:

    **Hey**
    You=smart
    You=beautiful
    You=good looking
    You=briliant
    Me=A Great liar

  4. 4 Shan Says:

    Dil main yadoon kay malay hain
    Tum bin buhat akailay hain
    Sab kam chor kar tumhay msg kartay hain
    Deikho ham kitnay Valay Hain
    *NOTE*Valay=Free(a Punjabi word)

  5. 5 Tameem Says:

    Salam Alikum, Repear these lines atleast 2 hours everyday after Namaz Out side the mosque & you will be millinoair in few months…. (((((((Allah ke Naam pe de de BABA)))))))

  6. 6 ruma Says:

    once a chunti saw a dali of gur i ran to pick it but on her way
    she saw a muscular chunta.she left the gur n went with chunta becoz gur naloon isiq mita

  7. 7 InTeGeR Says:

    Thanks a lot for the smile quote… Found it through Google…

  8. 8 SOMI Says:

    ik saradar saari zindagi sochta raha…..sochta raha..sochta raha…..or yeh sochte sochte mar gaya k jub uski behen k 2 bhai hain to uska 1 q…….?????

  9. 9 Sarfraz Says:

    What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
    Magnets have a positive side!

    When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

    Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

    Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife
    kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages
    with other kidney.

    Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts - left & right. In
    left nothing is right, in right nothing is left

    I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”, I love “u”.
    Hey! Don’t get excited, I love other alphabets too…v, w, x, y, z !

  10. 10 Haseeb Riaz Says:

    aik bachey ney kabhee apni hips nahie dekhi hoteen to wo school jata hai uss ney sabak nahie yadd kiya hota to uss ki teacher uss ki hips per bohot zor ki stick marte hain jab bacha apney ghar ja ker apni hips dekhta hai aur kehta hai kamini ney do tukrey=(pices) ker diay

  11. 11 Akash Yogi Says:

    Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
    birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
    Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
    shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
    aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain

  12. 12 santosh Says:

    Ret pe naam kabhi likte nahi, ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi, log kehte hai hum pathar dil hain, lakin patharo pe like naam kabhi mit te nahin.

  13. 13 ashwani Says:

    wow its 2 beautiful………………..nd reverencible……………
    dats it…actually its 2 beautiful dat i cant explain in words…………………

  14. 14 niceazeem Says:

    Maine apko phone kiya to Network Bola
    Murkho ki Duniya Me aapka swagat Hai.
    Aap jis Bewkof se Sampark Karna Chate Hai Uska Dimagout of range Hai.

  15. 15 maryam asif Says:

    this site is really wonderful. its 2 kool,its dashing,smashing. i really enjoyed while reading da msgs.

  16. 16 dipti Says:

    aapki julfe hai ya raat ka ghana saya
    jara sa hataya to chand nazar aaya.

  17. 17 farah Says:

    ajj se 3 saal pehle itne bomb or firing nai hoti thi kon kehta ha farq nai parta ,farq parta ha sahi faisle or sahi qayadat se

  18. 18 RAi Anand Says:

    koi deewana kehta hai koi pagal samjhata hai
    dharati ki baicheni to bas badal samajhata hai
    yahan sab log kehte hain meri ankhon me ansoo hai
    jo tu samajhe to moti hai jo na samajhe to pani hai

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