Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
February 7th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
woh to aaj bhi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain yeh to unke bachche hi kameene hain jo mamu mamu chillate hain
February 7th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
tum ko dekha to yeh khayal aya tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya k pagloun k stock main naya maaal aya 0301-8884184
February 7th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Kya baat hai ibrar bhai , jawab nahi
February 8th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
HUM BHI KABHI SHAYAR THE TUMHARI GALI MAI…
February 22nd, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.
February 25th, 2006 at 10:42 am
hi
woh to aaj bhi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain yeh to unke bachche hi kameene hain jo mamu mamu chillate hain
February 25th, 2006 at 10:45 am
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
February 26th, 2006 at 9:30 am
hi
March 1st, 2006 at 11:34 am
“Fiza mein mehekthi shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein jhalaktha jaam ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupayee phirte hain
Aai dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum”
March 3rd, 2006 at 10:57 am
Wo aayee thi khwabon main kuch is tarah
Laga aisa ki chand ka deedar ho gaya
Jaise hi hamari aaknhen khuli
Haqueeqat main bhi unka deedar ho gaya
AAP KI DUA KA TALIB (**KHURRAM 0321-4181505**)
March 3rd, 2006 at 1:32 pm
BESHAK WOH MERE KAYALON KOIE HUGI
GHARWALON KU BATANE PALKEN BAND KARKE SOUI HUGI
ANKH MAIN ANSO THO NAHI
PAR WOH MERI YAAD MAIN ZAROOR ROI HUGI
FROM ILYAS AND NADEEM HYDERABADI
March 4th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
1+1=2….2eyes looking for u..4+1=5 senses missing 12+12=24 hours thinking about u…3+4=7 days in week missing u,,,1+11=12months Prayer 4 u
March 7th, 2006 at 9:44 am
#:-SB-):-?:-h:DDevdas k babu G ne kaha ghar chor do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chor do, paro ne kaha daru chor do, lekin aapko kisne kaha kiya SMS karna chor do
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay ka msg par rahe ho.
March 12th, 2006 at 7:12 am
dear friends,
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!
hahahahahaahah……..
March 14th, 2006 at 1:45 am
HAPPY HOLI
March 19th, 2006 at 9:51 am
Karam Kar Do Kay Sitm -e- Gila Kiya Nahi Karte
Khizza Main Yaqeenan Phol Khila Nahi Karte
Khak Main Mila Do Ahmed Piyare Ko Par yad rahe
Ahmed Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte ………
March 19th, 2006 at 10:04 am
Diyar-e- Ghair Main kaise sada dete
ay dost tu Mil Bhi Jata Tujhe Gawa Dete
ik Bar Tu Apne dil ki Bat Keh dete Mujhe
Teri Kasam Duwa Ham Aisi Karte K asmaa Hi Hila Dete …..
March 20th, 2006 at 10:32 am
jab barish hoti hai tum yaad ate hoo . jab kali gata chati hai tum yaad ate hoo . jab begte hain hum tum yaad ate hoo . bataoooooooo
meri chatri kab wapis do ge:)
March 20th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
muhabbat mith nahi sakti nakar kushish methat ney ko..
mere dil key tamana hey tojey apna bana ney ko….
mujey is ka gham nahi key badal giya zamana…..
mera jan yey jis ney lika hey kahi tum badal na jana…
hum to app ki yaadoo mey rehtey hey….
kiya karo key app hamary parwahi nahi karti..
March 20th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
hum aap ko dil diya dildar samaj key….
app ney hum ko penk diya naswar samaj key….
hahahah,,
ishq nahi asan bus itna samaj lejey…
is mey fail hona hey or tup key marna hey yaaro…
March 20th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Eid ho ti hey Eid gahoo mey…
mera Eid hoti hey apkey nagahoo mey…
March 24th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
i
hav a
special diner
4 u
a glass of care,
a plate of love,
a spoon of peace,
afork of trust,
&
a bowl of prayers,
enjoy ur dinnr,
ur friend,
M.RASHEED
0321-4064517
March 24th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
her shab mairi taza azaab main guzri.tumharey bad tumharey hi khuwab main guzri.main phool hoon wo mujey rakh k bhool gya,tamam umer us ki kataab main guzri.
March 24th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
abhi bolay tu bhai ko tairey sms nahi aaryla bhai kA khupri buhat tight hai nikaloon kia taira lucky draw bolay tu 2 4 sms chipka daal MAMU.
March 26th, 2006 at 9:50 am
wah bhai wah kia sms hain app logo ki main app logo par fakhar karta thanxxxxxx
from Arshad Sagar 03219126701
March 28th, 2006 at 8:19 am
tughey sms karne ki chahat hui hai
mahar sala account khatam hai
March 28th, 2006 at 8:24 am
yeh dik bhee kitna zalim hai
kisi pey aata hai
kisi pey marta hai
kisi pey rota hai
kisi pey hansta hai
sala is dil ka hi chakar hai jo hum sms kikhta hai
0300 7979742
March 29th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
how are thses poeties. do u like them or not .
March 30th, 2006 at 6:24 am
Dosti dil hai dimaag nahin.
Dosti soch hai, awaaz nahin.
Koi aankhon se nahin dekh sakta Dosti ke jazbe ko… Kyonki
Dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahin….
——————————————–(diya)
Khushi milee to kayee dard mujh se rooth gaye
yaro dua karo main phir se uddas ho jaoon !
——————————————(jaan)
March 30th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Agar mile Khuda to poochunga Khuda, Jism mujhe de ke mitti ka shise sa dil kyo banaya?
aur uspe diya fidrat ki woh karta hai mohabbat waha re wah teri kudrat uspe de diya kismat kabhi hai milan kabhi furkat hai yehi kya woh mohabbat waha re wah teri kudrat.
April 1st, 2006 at 1:49 pm
best gift…ZINDAGI
best ahsaas…khushi
best feeling…pyar
best relation…dosti
best person…hum
best friend…tum
April 1st, 2006 at 3:25 pm
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door karna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko —- karna himmat ki baat hai
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:09 pm
A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A ‘COMPUTER”ENTERS’ UR LIFE.
‘SAVES’ U IN DA HEART. ‘FORMATS’ UR PROBLEMS.’ SHIFTS’
U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA ‘DELETS’ U 4RM DA HEART
April 7th, 2006 at 6:35 am
khushi milli tumhe to tum dard ko bhool gaye,
aye kaash ayesa ho ki tum khushi se pagal ho jao,
aur tumhe dard ka ahesas ko…
dard se itna nafrat mat karo,
ki zindagi bekar hojaye…
khishi to zindagi ki aas hai,
aur dard….jinda rahne ka ahesas.
(khushi)(dard-Ron)(babe bear)
April 7th, 2006 at 9:39 am
Hey Nice Shair .
i send also ,
Woh mera dost hai saarai jahan ko hai maalum
Daaga karai woh kisi sai tou sharm aye mujah
Bye
April 7th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Hunain Dushmano’n K Sitam Ka Khauf Nahi
Hum Dostoo’n Ki Wafa Se Darte Hain !!!
April 7th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Dostoon mein khaloos maat dhondoo
Warna tum dostoon ko khoo do gay
Yeh ghaneemat hai saath baithy hain
Is zamany se aur kia loo gay
April 8th, 2006 at 9:24 am
A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A ‘COMPUTER’’ENTERS’ UR LIFE.
‘SAVES’ U IN DA HEART. ‘FORMATS’ UR PROBLEMS.’ SHIFTS’
U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA ‘DELETS’ U 4RM DA HEART
April 9th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,
To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,
Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,
Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana. –
safar me dhoop to hogi, jo chal sako to chalo
sabhi haiN bheeD meiN tum bhee nikal sako to chalo
kisi ke waaste raaheN kahan badalti hai
tum apne aap ko khud hi badal sako to chalo
yahan kisi ko koi raasta nahin deta
muJhe gira ke agar tum sambhal sako to chalo
yahi hai zindagi kuch khwaab chand ummeedeN
inhi khilonoN se tum bhee bahal sako to chalo
April 9th, 2006 at 6:52 am
Mil Jaati Hai Kitno Ko Khushi… Mit Jaate Hai Kitno Ke Gham… Messsages iss liye Bhejte Rahete Hai Hum, Taaki Dur Rahekar Bhi Na Ho AapKi Muskan Kum……..!
April 9th, 2006 at 6:52 am
Mann to mann hai, mann ka kya kahena,Aap aati hai sapno mein, sapno ka kya kahena….? Gud morning Sweety
April 9th, 2006 at 6:53 am
Bhari mehfil meiN tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya ,uskay pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to
, Sab kucch zindagi meiN chup-chaap sehna sikha diya……….
April 9th, 2006 at 6:53 am
AASUON KO BAHOT SAMJHAYA, KE TANHAIYON MAIN AAYA KARO, MEHFIL MAIN HUMARA MAZAK MAT UDAYA KARO, IS PER AANSOO TADAP KER BOLE, ITNE LOGO MAIN BHI AAPKO TANHA PAATE HAI,
ISILIYE TUMHARA SAATH DENE CHALE AATE HAI….!!!!
April 9th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Mera intejar karo hum aayenge jaroor,
mera intejar karo hum aayenge jaroor,
aap ki mohabat main pyaar ka tohfa layenge jaroor.
April 11th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Har subh apki ik itminan say shuroo hoo
har din apka ik nai khushii laay
har raat apki ik sarshari kaalam main guzra
April 11th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
yadooin ki purani haweli ke band kamre mein padi dhull se bari taswer ke peche lage jale ki kasam i miss u…..!hahahahaha..!
April 14th, 2006 at 4:58 am
me ek shayair sunata hu jara ghor se suno….
me ek shayair sunata hu jara ghor se suno….
muje shayeri nahi aati kisi aur se suno……
April 14th, 2006 at 5:02 am
cha meim sakkar nahi to pine ko kya maza
cha meim sakkar nahi to pine ko kya maza
saat mein aap nahi to sone ko kya maza……..
April 18th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
April 21st, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Dil ko nahin chain mera teray bagair
Jab se hoi hai nazron ki taqrar aap se
Sabro aqrar jane mojay aata kyon nahin
Shahyed k ho gaya hai mojay pyar aap se.
April 21st, 2006 at 7:19 pm
I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day
April 25th, 2006 at 4:49 am
women are like an enternet virus.::
1st they enter your life, scan ur pockets ,
transfar mony, edit ur mind ,
download their poblems ,
delete ur smile and hang u 4 ever!
April 25th, 2006 at 4:50 am
SAAT wey asmanki sheir hum kar aye,
har ak tare se dosti hum kar aye
1tara khass tha jise hum apne sat le aye
varna aap hi sochiya
KI AAP ZAMEEN PE KAISE AAYE!
April 25th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
GREAT!
April 29th, 2006 at 8:45 am
abhey idher kia deakh raha
chal apna kam kar
tu abhee baaz nahi hai kia
apun nain tughey kia bolera hai
tu apun ka kaha kun nahi manta
apun tum ko 2 lagayain gha phir tu sudhery gha
April 29th, 2006 at 8:49 am
d, sey dog
d, sey donkey
m, sey monkey
c, sey chawal
s, sey sms pardnain wala
hehehehehehehehehe
April 29th, 2006 at 8:58 am
o bahai saab
o chaudhary saab
o mian saab
o cheema saab
o rana saab
o sheikh saab
o chider saab
o bajwa saab
o gujar saab
chalo apna apna kam kro idher kia tamasha laga rakha hai.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
April 29th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI …………., Supliment Plz
Khawabon me aanewale tera shukriya,Dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya.. Kaun karta hai is zamane me kisi se dosti itni,hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya….
Khamoshiyon me ek ada itni pyari lagi,Aapki dosti hume sabse nayari si lagi…. Yeh na tute kabhi yahi dua hai kyon ki yahi duniya me hume hamari lagi….
Apni dosti phoolon ki tarah na ho jo ek bar khile aur murjha jaye balki kaaton ki tarah ho jo ek bar chubhe to bar bar yaad aaye.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,Kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jayenge… Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna,Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge….
Raakh ho gaya chama armano ka,Naamo nisaa na bacha mere afsano ka…. Babadi pe rajo gum kaisa yaaron,Hashr yahi hota hai deewano ka….
Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,Zamaae ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye… Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,Chod diya
unhone aur hum sawaal na kar paaye…
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
April 30th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha sab apne apne gunha likho,
Sab lik rahay thay k achanuk aap…….ki awaz i
extra sheet please.
April 30th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Meri taref se apko 1 “PAPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Batau Q? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam de hai!
April 30th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
DONO ANKHOON ME ASHK RAHA KARTE HAIN,
HUM APNI KUCH YAADEIN TERE NAAM KARTE HAIN,
JOB kabhi BHI PALAK JHAPKE TUMHARI,
SAMAJH LENA HUM TUMHE YAAD KARTE HAIN……
April 30th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
SUNI ZINDAGI ME HULCHEL SII MEHSOOS HOI
BEJAN DILL KO AJ DHEDKEN SII MEHSOOS HOI
JANY KIUN AJ AESA LAGAA
K KAHIIN AP KI EK KAMII SII MEHSOOS HOI
April 30th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
vo kehty hain hum mer jain gy
per humari zindagi to0 on k pass he
jub tak vo loyn gy
ous se pehly hum hee chuly jain gy
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April 30th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
huq jatana apun ko nahi ata
jis din aa jy ga
tumhara haal boora ho jy ga
per apun ka kia jy ga
hume too0 sub mil jy ga
per tumahara sub chala jy ga
apun to0 bas tumhari khushi chahy ga
khamoshi se tumhary rastee se hut jy ga
phir shayad tum khush ho jy ga
i made my self
April 30th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
tunhie to0 tunhie hai mujh ko kia jelyy gi
jahan DOST BUSYY HO APP JESYYY VAHAN TUNHIE KIAA KER PY GI
May 1st, 2006 at 4:05 am
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
May 1st, 2006 at 4:09 am
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!â€Â
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
May 1st, 2006 at 4:10 am
yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,
saade utte tenu rehm koi na,
horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,
saade leyi tere kol time koi naa…
AAJ KAL DIYAN KUDIYAN MUNDEYA NU KIVEN PERPOSE KADIYAN HAI - PIPLAN DI CHHAN HOVE,PHOOLAN DA RAS HOVE,JE MERA VAS HOVE TE TERI MAA MERI SAAS HOVE
(0333-4149346)(0345-6723273)
May 1st, 2006 at 4:14 am
Ek chuha sherni kol roj ek kapra(cloth)sut k chala janda c,
sherni ne ek din os nu fad k puchia:
oye a ki karda hunda tu roj?
chuha kehnda:
pawe phulkari ute vale buttian,mitran de chadre te padhe morni.
agar duniya ko kuch kar ke dikhana hai to sun meri baat :-Hathi ke upar ulta khadha hokar photo khickva , ab photo ko ulta karke duniya ko dikha
(0333-4149346)(0345-6723273)
May 1st, 2006 at 4:18 am
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
(0333-4149346)(0345-6723273)
May 1st, 2006 at 4:20 am
Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyon ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!
(0333-4149346)(0345-6723273)
May 2nd, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Kayi Log honge Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Par ek Mein Na hoonga Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Aur mai honga Bhi Kaise Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera janazaa aa raha hoga Tere janaze Ke Peeche.
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:30 am
hi nairay fasil you made me cry when i left.
why do i have this feeling for you WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
May 5th, 2006 at 5:22 am
YAAD HAI HUM PAHLE KAHA MILE THE….TRAIN RUKI NAZARO SE NAZAR MILI….AUR AAP NAY KAHA….ALLAH KE NAME PAR KUCHH DEDE BABA……:)
May 8th, 2006 at 8:03 am
Aasuon Pe Aasuon Ki Lakir Ban Gayi
Kabhi Na Socha Tha Aisi Takdir Ban Gayi
Hamne Tho U Hi Reth Me Ghumai Thi Ungliya
Dur Se Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Ban Gayi.
May 8th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Nagme Hai Sikwe Hai Kisse Hai batein Hai Batein Bhool Jati hai Har Jagah tum Yaad ati hai. Nigahome Har taraf tum chha jati hai….
May 8th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Kaash dil ki yea hasrat puri ho gaey
Aap miss call karein oor wo receive ho gaey
Phir hum dono karein khoob guftagu
Oor hosh tab aay jab sara balance khatam ho gaey
0321-8482833
May 8th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge your friendship by delivering 4 - 5 sweet & cool SMS ….. so hurry
0321-8482833
May 8th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Marnay per jannat mile na miley
Yea hawa yea fiza mile na miley
SMS karne main kanjusi mat karo
kya pata Uper ja kar Mobile mile na miley
0321-8482833
May 8th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Merey mobile ka accident ho gaya hay , doctor nay kaha hay ke bohot saray SMS ki bottle lagani paray ge So, plz donate much more SMS its urgent bcoz its in ICU
Contect# 0321-8482833
May 9th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Mom: Beta so jao warna gabar singh aa jai ga,
Son: Mom pahle soo Rupaya do,
Mom: Kiyo?
Son: Warna main abo ko bulaonga or khaonga ke mare sone ke bad gabar singh aata hai.
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Jab Gabar Singh peda hua,
Tu us ke maa ne zooor se chatta mara,
pocho kiyon?
kiyon jub gabar singh peda hua to us ne kha maaa kitne aaddme the
May 10th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Think Big…..
Think Smart…
Think Beautiful…
Think Positive….
Think Great….
I know that is too much 4 u so here is a shortcut……….
Just Think About Me
May 10th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Jawani ke din chamkelay ho gay
or husn kay tewar nokelay ho gay
Hum intizaar karnay main thooray dheelay ho gay
Or un kay haath peelay ho gay
0321-8482833
May 10th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Har karz dosti ka ada karay ga koon
Hum na rahay to dosti karay ga koon
Aay Khuda meray dostoon ko salamat rakhna
Warna mari shadi main Dance karay ga koon
0321-8482833
May 10th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Hum dua kartay hain Khuda say ke woh aap jaisa dost oor na banay
Aik cartoon jaisi cheez hay hamaray pass
kahin wo bhi na common ho gay
Aay haay Aay haay
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May 10th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye, aye dost aap apni manzil ko paye, ager kabhi teri raho main andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie Khuda humko jalaye,, Happey Friendship
May 10th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…
May 10th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
May 10th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
May 13th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Wife asked to Husband “Honey! what r u looking for?
Husband: Nothing….
Wife: Nothing????????
You have been reading our marrige cirtificate for an hour????
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date………..!
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May 24th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Merye lye ab to din bi andari raat hai. Ab tu to shod gyi. Sanyan
hi mere sath hai. Kal vo bi shod jayga.
May 24th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
Ik bat sono yaro kabi pyar mat karna. Is rah me Sirf dokh hai
kabi ekrar mat krna. Ye to ek hava ka joka hai.
May 25th, 2006 at 4:26 am
• ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain… 0321-7751780
May 26th, 2006 at 1:16 am
I THINK THESE SMS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, MUJHE BOHOT MAZA AAYA, BOHOT HASI MEIN PHIR ROHNA BHI AAYA. I LOVE IT WE LOVE IT. WE WANT IT. WE LOVE AMAN XXXXX
May 26th, 2006 at 11:20 am
devdas ke babu ji ne kahaan sowar ki aulaad ghar chor do, us ki ma ney kahaan kambakhad paro ko chor do, paro ney kahaan janeman daru chor do, leikin app ko kiss ney kahaan key pagal khana chor do.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:39 am
shaam hothi hai thu ashko se jalathi hai chiraagh
subah hothi hai thu daman se bujathi hai chiraagh
ak hum hai ke abbhi tak hai diyee se mehroom
ak woh hai ke chiraaghoo se jalathi hai chiraagh.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:41 am
One day you will ask me what i love more…… you or my life and when i will say my life you will walk away from me without knowing that you are my life.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:44 am
tapish suraj ki hothi hai
jalna zameen ko parta hai
qasoor ankho ka hotha hai
leikin tadapna dil ko hotha hai.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:50 am
i don’t believe in love at all because love is like war easy to start difficult to end and impossible to forget.
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beauty doesn’t makes love but love makes beauty break every thing but never break the heart heart is the music play it but never play with it.
May 26th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
maine kahaan biwi se khuda nahi thu kuch bhi nahi
biwi ne kahaan ye jhuth hai tankhuwa nahi thu kuch bhi nahi.
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uktha howa sooraj dowa de app ko
keeltha howa phool khushboo de app ko
hum thu kuch dene ke qabil nahi dene wala hazaar khushiya de app ko.
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nazar neeche ki thu haaya ban gaii
nazar jo utaii thu gata ban gaii
nazar teerchi ki thu ada ban gaii
aur nazar jo milgaii thu wafa ban gaii.
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waqt noor ko benoor kar detha hai
torey se zakham ko nasoor kar detha hai
kon chahtha hai apno se door hona waqt sab ko majboor kar detha hai.
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mai ye samja ke tum bhety ho ak tehni par chaand teeka tha
mai ye samja tum bhety ho ujley ujley phool kiley they bilkool jaise tum hassthey ho.
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ankho mai ghamo ke pehre hai
zakham dil ke bohut gehre hai
faryaad kare thu kiss se kare
sab duniya walley behrey hai .
May 27th, 2006 at 5:38 am
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
May 27th, 2006 at 5:39 am
woh bewafa hai to kia howa ………
mat kaho bura us ko …………….
jo howa so howa ………………..
khush rakhy khuda us ko ………..
May 27th, 2006 at 5:41 am
Roye ga woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote
May 27th, 2006 at 5:42 am
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera
May 27th, 2006 at 5:46 am
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota
May 27th, 2006 at 5:47 am
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.
May 27th, 2006 at 5:49 am
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
May 27th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay…. thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,……phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.
May 27th, 2006 at 5:57 am
SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
May 27th, 2006 at 5:58 am
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
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May 27th, 2006 at 6:01 am
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
May 27th, 2006 at 6:02 am
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
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May 27th, 2006 at 6:14 am
Hula Kuch Yoon Ki !
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to paani me hoti hai
paani me kishti bhi hoti hai
kisthi me aadmi bhi hote hai
aadmi to road pe bhi hote hai
road pe to main bhi chalta hoon
chalne se yaad aaya ke
kal mai ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gayi thi
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June 1st, 2006 at 12:33 am
love is blind , i know because u dont see me:(
June 1st, 2006 at 12:40 am
i will b smiling wen i will see u the tears will never show, i know i will always love you & yet u will never know
June 1st, 2006 at 4:28 pm
tum bin jiya jaye kiese,kiese jiya jaye tum bin,
sadiyon se lambi hien raatien sadiyon se lambe hoye pal,
jaan Zb i love you so much
June 4th, 2006 at 11:12 am
EKK HUSBAND APNI BIWI KI CHITA KO AAG LAGA KAR WAPIS AA RAHA THA! ACHANAK BIJLI GARJI, BADAL KHARKAYE, TEEZ TEEZ BARISH HOONA START HOO GAI, HUSBAND BOLA! LAGTA HAI PUHUNCH GAI HAI:)
June 4th, 2006 at 11:21 am
zuban se lete hai
aaankho se aansu nikal aate hai
kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte they
aaj ek baat k liye taras jaate hai
June 4th, 2006 at 11:25 am
hume to desi ne luta
angreji me kaha dum tha
hum to waha ja k ludke
jaha beer ka drum tha
June 7th, 2006 at 5:44 am
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..
Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,
Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..
Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,
Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya…
Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka
Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya…..
June 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
ahmed piyara phir se back hote hain asslam o alaikum
dosto bhaion aur tumhari behno bade din k bad main aj net par aaya hon beacuse 1 prob hogai thi jiss ki waja se meri shairi ruk gai thi bata hi deta hon mera accedent hogaya tha bike se anyways
aap sher sunaiye is dafa waqi main sher hi likha hai main ne aap k liye ab is sher ko cheeta na samjhe ko hahahahahah
MERY DIL MAIN SIRF TERA PYAR,
MERI ZABAN PER SIRF TERA NAAM,
MERI ANKHOO MAIN SIRF TERI TASVER,
MERI DUWAO MAIN SIRF TERI TABINDA ZINDAGI,
June 7th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
wo saal nahi jo guzar jaye ga,
wo paal nahi jo beeth jaye ga,
wo kushboo nahi jo urr jaye gi,
wo tu anmool pyar haa jo mery dil main hi rajaye ga,
June 7th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
mery dil ki tu jagha per haa, jis per kis ki puchan nahi haa,
meri zindagi main tu us makam per haa, jis per koi dosra khara nahi haa,
meri kushyoo main tu us jagha per haa, jis per ab taak koi dosra nahi haa,
meri yaado main tu us jagha per haa, jis per ab taak kisi dosray ka basra nahi haa
June 7th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
WO JO MERY DIL KA QARREB HAA PER KU WOMUJ SAY DUUR HAA,
YA PYAR BATA AJEEB HAA JO WO KUUD MUJ SAY DUUR HAA,
WOAJAEEB SHAKS HAA JO MERI HER ADA SAY WAQEEF HAA,
US KA DIL MAIN KIA HAA WO IS SAY NAAD HAA,
WO JO MERY BOLAY BAGER MERY DIL KI HER BAAT SAMHJ JATA Haa,
us na samhj ki samhj itni chuti ku haa,
zindagi bher tum panay or sirf panay ki dorr main lagay rahay, tum ko kuud nahi pata ka tum nay kia khoya kiya paya haa,
June 7th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
tum ko pyar ki talash haa, aye doost,
pyar tu tumhery maan main chupa haa,
tum ko achy mustakbil ki talsh haa aye doost,
tu mushtakbil tu tumhery hath main haa,
tum ko sheekva haa, sab say bahath aye doost,
sheekvay ko sheeqva tum nay maan lia haa,
tum ko humsafer ki talsh haa aye doost ,
tu humsafer tu tumhery naseeb main haaa,
June 7th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
tum sach ho ya sapna, phir bhi lagta haa ka tum mery hoo,
tum agg ho ya pani, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum bhool ho ya kanta, phir bhi lagta haa tum meri hoo,
tum barsh hoo ya tufan, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum bahar ho ya kehezha, phir lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum ass ho ya pass hoo, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum jhoot ho ya sach phir lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum isheq ya juun , phir bhi lagta haa ka tum mery hoo,
June 10th, 2006 at 11:01 am
You are so sweet chona
i dnt want u khona
i want place in ur heart’s kona
Atleast Good night tou kar lou na.
i visted this web for first time and may be last
but its v.nice
thanx 4 reading bye bye
June 13th, 2006 at 7:20 am
andhe ke haat mein tv,vehre ke haat mein radio, goonge ke haat me mic, aur tere haat mein MOBILE! Vaah,kya zamaana ay gayaa!
June 13th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
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L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
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If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever..
June 13th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch..
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai….
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U …
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????
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June 16th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Diyar-e- Ghair Main kaise sada dete
ay dost tu Mil Bhi Jata Tujhe Gawa Dete
ik Bar Tu Apne dil ki Bat Keh dete Mujhe
Teri Kasam Duwa Ham Aisi Karte K asmaa Hi Hila Dete …..
June 16th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
well come to life menu Style Love k 1 dabaiye engagment k liye 2 dabaiye shadi k liye 3 dabaiye
dosri shadi k liye pehli wali ka gala dabaiye !! thank you for joining us
June 18th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Hold 10 roses infront of mirror and u will see 11 roses and between the most beautiful rose in the world is only u.
June 18th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I sent my cares 2 wind…& asked wind 2 pas them 2 u…so when u feel the wind blowing against ur face…that’s me saying take care:–)
June 18th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
yu..ojhal na hona meri najaro se ki ye dil chahe tumhara didar kare tumhi ko chahe tumhi ko pyaar kare aur tumhara intizaar kare…
June 21st, 2006 at 6:53 am
kon kahta hai k qyammat aay gi or main mar jaoon ga main b bara hoshyar hoon mangi mechay chup jaoon ga 03027155124
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:29 pm
bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai piyar,
hansti hai dostirulata hai piyar,
milati hai dostijuda karta hai piyar,
phir b kiyon log kartay hain piyar.
mehak
June 25th, 2006 at 7:17 am
1: If life’s a game, wish u always win. If life’s a journey, wish u walk on roses. If life’s a joy, i wish u always smile. WISH U A HAPPY LIFE.
2.Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai. Bole to 7wnders: 1Apun 2ApunkaDIL 3ApunkaSTYLE 4ApunkaSMILE 5ApunkaMOBILE 6ApunkaSMSor7 Apunka frnd its U.
3.D.O.S.T.I D:- Dastak bhi na de. O:- Or apna bana le. S:- Sari jindgi jo saath de. T:- Takdir jo sawaar de. I:- Isi rishte ko kehte hai…..Dosti
4.Pyari si subah main pyare se panchhi,pyari si kirne,pyari si oss ki boonden,pyari si thandi hawayein,ek pyare se dost ko pyara sa din de jaaye.Good morning.
1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.
4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..
5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…
9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….
15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended….
a crack is always there !!!
16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
23.DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
24.When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
June 25th, 2006 at 7:20 am
26.When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!”
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE
32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me…..
34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
35.a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u…”
36.a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u..
37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i
39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life…..
42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.
43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.
44.Meaning of Friendship : -
F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——–INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——–SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——–INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFUL
45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not
46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”
50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
51.jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!
53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
54.Don’t shut love out of your life by saying
it’s impossible to find.
>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;
>The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;
>And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.
55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..
56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.
59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo…
63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me…!!!
64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”
66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
June 25th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
June 25th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
koi pathar se na mare mahbbob ko
koi pathar se na mare mere mehboob ko nuclear bum ka zamana
he bumb se uda do sale ko
June 26th, 2006 at 2:30 am
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
June 26th, 2006 at 2:31 am
(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno
When one door of happiness closes, another opens but aften we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
June 27th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
KISS
jab dil pareshan ho jaye
dhadkan ko bhi gin na paye
ankhon se baat kare
hoton se kuchh kehe na paye
tab koi paas aye
bahon me leke sukoon dilaye
ankhon se apni baat sune
hoton se apni pyaar kare
dil ki baat manta hi jaye
jo dil kahe wohi sab kare :*)
July 9th, 2006 at 6:09 am
meri her dard ma tumari tasvir hai
meri her aansu ma tumari yaaden judi hai
mout aiya to tumari bahon ma kafan chade to tumera aanchal ho
July 10th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Teri mehfil ne mujhe jeena sikha diya,
kisi hoti hai ek haseena dikha diya,
duniya puchhti hai ki ek sharifzada sharabi kaise hua,
meine bataya ki teri bewafai ne mujhe peena sikha diya.
-Written by Awal
July 10th, 2006 at 8:34 am
aap smajhte hain k humne aap ko bhula rakha hay.
aap nahi jante k dil mein basa rakha hay.
dekh naa le koi aapko humari aankhon mein is liye palkon ko is kadar jhuka rakha hay.
July 10th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Kabristan k chaukidar ki kabar pe baithay huay kuttay k galai k patte main chupe huay virus k sar k baal k andar k bacteria ki ki kasam TUSI GREAT HO….
July 10th, 2006 at 8:44 am
when u get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
now,keep guessing why i sent it to u.
July 11th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Aaj Rootha huwa ik dost bohot yaad aaya
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt bohot yaad aaya.
Meri aankho k her ik ashk pe ronay wala
Aaj jab aankh yeh roee tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dard ko seene main chupa laita tha
aj jab dard huwa mujh ko bohot yaad aaya.
Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tara rehta tha
aaj kajal jo lagaya tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dil k tha qareeb faqat us ko hi
aaj jab dil nay bulaya tu boht yaad aaya
July 11th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Dafnana Zara Dekh kar ik Bay Arzoo ki Lash Ko
Kahin lipti hoye IS Kafan mai Koi ARZOO Na ho
July 11th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Yeh Log Konsi Manzil Ki Baat Karte Hain,
Musafiro Ke Liye Raasta Hi Kaafi Hain….
July 11th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
tum jab bhi mere sapno..n mai aaye
tum jab bhi mere sapno..n mai aaye
meri tu aikdam cheekh nikal aaye
bhoot: bhot:t bhoot : bhoot ;;;;;;;
July 13th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
main uss ki yadd main ban gaya baraf ka goola
main uss ki yadd main ban gaya baraf ka goola
aur woo boli thanda matlab “coca cola”
July 14th, 2006 at 9:50 am
Hi,
I read very good shayri . i lved it
i have one shayri
kabar ki mithi utha le gaya koi
isi bahane chukar gaya koi
tanhai aur andhere main khush the hum
isi bahane intezar karne ki vazah de gaya koi
July 14th, 2006 at 9:55 am
I have one shayri.
Ek nazar ki aas main peron tale khade rah jaon ge, is tarah mat dekho warna dekhte rah jaon ge, be ghighak kahado aaj ham se apni dil ki baat, socho ge to jindagi bhar sochte rahjaoge
July 14th, 2006 at 9:59 am
hi
mere dosto
aur ek tumhare liye apni khani suna raha hoon
Ashq aa jate hai ankhon me rone se pehle
har khwab hai toot jata sone se pehle
ishq gunah ye to samajh gaye!
kash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pehle…..
bye dosto yeh mero kahani thi jo main apko shayri ke andaj main sunayi
all the best….
July 17th, 2006 at 10:56 am
mudddat se door the hun tum
ek jamana ke bad milna achha laga
sagar se gehari lagi dosti aapki
tairna aata tha par doobna achha laga
July 19th, 2006 at 10:09 am
D” SE “DOSTI. “D SE “DIL’,D SE “DILAGE”. D SE “DEWANGI”
PER “D ” SE ITNA BHI “DUR” NA HO JANA KI “S ” SE SMS OR C” SE “CALL” BHI NA KARSAKO
July 19th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
bahut khubsurat hai ankhe tumhari
kismat se bana dijiye hamari
hame zindagi aur kya chahiye
agar miljaye mohabbat tumhari
July 19th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Dosti karke dhoka mat dena
Dusro ko aasu ka tohfa mat dena
Dil se roye koi zindagi bhar
Aisa kisi ko moka mat dena
July 19th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
kafan na dalo mere chehre pe
Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki
Na dafnao meri laash ko
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai uske ane ki
July 21st, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Hum un ke gale se guzray ajab itefaq ta,, unho nay hamain phool mara gamla be sath ta
July 21st, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
July 25th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Girti hui barish k pani ko apne hatho mein samet lo,
jitna aap samet paye utna aap hume chahte ho,
jitna aap samet na paye utna hum aapko chahte hai….
July 25th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
HASRATO PE RIVAJO KA SAKHT PEHRA HAI,
NA JANE KAUN SI UMEED PE JAKE,
YE DIL THEHARAA HAI,MERI AANKHO SE
CHALAKTE HUE YE ASHK AUR GUM KI KASAM
MERA YE PYAR….BAHUT GERA HAI.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:13 am
well i read them thy r gr8
gud work
here r mine
HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS:
1. A G,
2. O G
3..SUNTE HO
4.BUNTY KE BAPU,
5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO,
6.. KAHAN MAR GAYE,
7.AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AUN
She is my best friend,
She was asking me ur details,
I gave her ur cell number
.She’ll be visiting U soon
Her name is
* Smile *
I think she came… Did she?
Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,
no roaming,
no validity,
no activation,
no signal problem.
just make sure u never switch off ur heart….goodnight/goodmorning
“Close ur eyes to the faults of others , but keep them open to discover ur own,”
Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c…
how about sugar?
hmmm….
nope!
damn!
still can’t find anything as sweet as YOU!.
THOUGHT for ur life…..
Never explain urself 2 anyone becoz….The
person who likes YOU doesn’t need it & the person who dislikesYOU won’t beleive it,,,,,,,gmorning
I heard sum 1
whisper ur name
but when i turn around to see who it was… i noticed , I was alone , then I realised it was my heart telling me I miss U…..!
Aap rutha na karo humse
mere dil ki dhadhkan badh jaati hain,
dil to aapke naam kar hi chuke hain,
jaan baaki hain, wo bhi nikal jaati hai
The smile is like a simcard & life is like a cell phone,whenever u insert the simcard of smile,
a beautiful day is activated
‘KEEP SMILING’
A well wisher like U is not like the”SUN” bcoz
it ‘SETS,,,Not like the “MOON” becoz,it FADES….
a well wisher like U is the “SKY”
becoz it always
“STAYS”
July 29th, 2006 at 11:05 am
D se Dosti,D se Dil,D se Dard,D se Dillagi,D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS ur C se call bhi na kar sako
July 31st, 2006 at 10:56 am
hi koi janu ka matlab explain kar sakta hai kya jaldi karo
j-?
a-?
n-?
u-?
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:19 am
1)huda kisi ko hudai na de huda mott de huda judai na de.
2)muhabbat bi zindghi ki tara hoti hai her mor asan nehi hota har morr pe kushi nehi hoti pihr jab hum zindghi ka sath naehi ciorthe to muhabbat ka sath kiun ciore.
3)muje john se buot peyar hai ilove JOHN ABRAHAM sirf us me ji nahi sakti ho ke juda john se.
August 4th, 2006 at 5:45 am
Har Pal Hai Qayamat Ka Ek Manzar
Har Lamha Hai , Dukon Ka Samandar
Dil Chah K B Bula Nahi Sakta Tumko
Tumhare Naam Se Hi To hai Zindagi Mai Sahar
August 4th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . he he he he he he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ______ KUCH NAHI BAS AAPKA CHEHRA YAAD AAGAYA ____________
ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he
khe khe khe khe khe khe khe ha ah ha ha ha ha
August 6th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
To Kya Yeh Taye Hay Keh Abb Nae Milna…
Agar Yeh Baat Hay tu Phir Yeh Umer He Q?
August 8th, 2006 at 11:49 am
hi
shama ro ro k parwaney sey khaey rahi hai
rumal la do meri naak bhay rahi hai
August 10th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Meri aankhon Main teri aankhain Hon
Meri Batoon Main Teri Batain Hon
jo saat bitayaain Humdono
Kuch Aaisi Bhi To Raatain Hon
August 13th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Her na ka matlab inkaar nahi hota har jaga intezaar nahi hota
yun to milati hain hozaroon se nazrein har nazar ka milna pyaar
nahi hota
August 13th, 2006 at 5:54 pm
main nay chaha jisay us nay chaha kisi aur ko
khuda na karay woh jisay chahay jis ko woh na chahay kisi aur ko
August 17th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat Mail ka khatra!!
August 20th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Meri aankhon Main teri aankhain Hon
Meri Batoon Main Teri Batain Hon
jo saat bitayaain Humdono
Kuch Aaisi Bhi To Raatain Hon
August 20th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
sitam sahne ki had hoti hi.pas na aane rooth jane ki had hoyi hi
ek sms to kardo zalim paisa bachane ki bi had hoti hi
August 20th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
kabhi to nazar mikao kabhi to karib aao jo nahin keha hi kabhi to samajh bhi jao
August 22nd, 2006 at 7:41 pm
HI
I AM MEENA, FROM PUNJAB.
I LIKE SHAYARI VERY MUCH.
KYA AAP MERI SHAYRI SUNEGE,
LADKA: Kehti Thi Milungi Har Gali,
Har Mod, Har Chorahe Ke Picche,
Sab Aaye Ek Tu Na Aayee Mere Janaaje Ke Picche.
LADKI: Kehti Thi Milungi Har Gali,
Har Mod, Har Chorahe Ke Picche,
Ek Najar MudhKar Toh Dekh Liya Hota,
Ek Janaaja Aur Tha Tere Janaaje Ke Piche.
August 25th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
aaj k din hum khuda se ek dua karte he, ki aapke darbar me hamari ek amanat jama rakhna hum rahe ya na rahe hamari masuka ko salamat rakhna
August 31st, 2006 at 11:07 am
TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGA
DIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGA
BHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOST
VARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA
DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,
AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTE
ZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HO
HUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….
August 31st, 2006 at 11:09 am
TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGA
DIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGA
BHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOST
VARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA
DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,
AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTE
ZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HO
HUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….
August 31st, 2006 at 11:25 am
mehfil me kuch to sunana padta he,
gum ko chupaker muskurana padta he,
kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke ,
aaj kal to yaad dilana padta he,
mera her din teri her raat se auchha hoga,
mera dil tere zazbaat se auchha hoga,
nikle agar teri doli to 1 baar ghunghat
uthaker dekhna teri barat se auchha mera zanaza hoga…..
NAZAR ANDAZ KESE KARE AAP KO
NAZRO ME BITHAYE HE AAP KO
YAAD AANE PER ROYE BHI TO KESE
DARTE HE ZUKI JO PALKE TO CHUBHENGI AAP KO….
HASI MAJAK NI AA PALO YAAD RAKHJO,
AA GARIB NI DOSTI YAAD RAKHJO,
MAHEFIL MA KALE KADACH HU NAI HOU,
PAN KABER NU SANAMU YAAD RAKH JO…..
JIO ITNA K MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
HASO ITNA K RONA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
KISI KO CHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HE
MAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA K BHULNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE………..
August 31st, 2006 at 11:37 am
KHUDA KISI KO KISI PE FIDA NA KARE,
KARE TO QYAMAT TAK JUDA NA KARE,
YE MANA K KOI MARTA NAHI JUDAI ME
LEKIN JI BHI NAHI PATA TANHAI ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
KHSHI MILI TI HASH NA SAKE,
GUM MILE TO RO NA SAKE,
ZINDGI KA YEHI DASTUR HE,
JISE CHAHA USE PAA NA SAKE,
AUR
JISE PAYA USE CHAH NA SAKE……….
JAB KABHI AAPKO GUM SHATAYE
KOI BAAT DIL KO NA BHAYE,
AANKHE SAGAR CHALKHAYE,
YAAD KARKE DEKHNA SHAYAD,
EK AANSOO KAM HO JAYE………..
TADAP KE DEKH KISI CHAHAT ME,
TO PATA CHALE INTJAAR KYA HOTA HE,
YUHI MIL JAYE KOI BINA TADPE,
TO KESE PATA CHALE PYAAR KYA HOTA HE……………..
August 31st, 2006 at 11:47 am
TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGA
DIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGA
BHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOST
VARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA
DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,
AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTE
ZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HO
HUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….
mehfil me kuch to sunana padta he,
gum ko chupaker muskurana padta he,
kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke ,
aaj kal to yaad dilana padta he,
mera her din teri her raat se auchha hoga,
mera dil tere zazbaat se auchha hoga,
nikle agar teri doli to 1 baar ghunghat
uthaker dekhna teri barat se auchha mera zanaza hoga…..
NAZAR ANDAZ KESE KARE AAP KO
NAZRO ME BITHAYE HE AAP KO
YAAD AANE PER ROYE BHI TO KESE
DARTE HE ZUKI JO PALKE TO CHUBHENGI AAP KO….
HASI MAJAK NI AA PALO YAAD RAKHJO,
AA GARIB NI DOSTI YAAD RAKHJO,
MAHEFIL MA KALE KADACH HU NAI HOU,
PAN KABER NU SANAMU YAAD RAKH JO…..
JIO ITNA K MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
HASO ITNA K RONA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
KISI KO CHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HE
MAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA K BHULNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE………..
KHUDA KISI KO KISI PE FIDA NA KARE,
KARE TO QYAMAT TAK JUDA NA KARE,
YE MANA K KOI MARTA NAHI JUDAI ME
LEKIN JI BHI NAHI PATA TANHAI ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
KHSHI MILI TI HASH NA SAKE,
GUM MILE TO RO NA SAKE,
ZINDGI KA YEHI DASTUR HE,
JISE CHAHA USE PAA NA SAKE,
AUR
JISE PAYA USE CHAH NA SAKE……….
JAB KABHI AAPKO GUM SHATAYE
KOI BAAT DIL KO NA BHAYE,
AANKHE SAGAR CHALKHAYE,
YAAD KARKE DEKHNA SHAYAD,
EK AANSOO KAM HO JAYE………..
TADAP KE DEKH KISI CHAHAT ME,
TO PATA CHALE INTJAAR KYA HOTA HE,
YUHI MIL JAYE KOI BINA TADPE,
TO KESE PATA CHALE PYAAR KYA HOTA HE……………..
i am NILPESH from ghodasar in ahemedabad in gujarat………..
add:-
P.D. pamdya college road,
ek pyaara sa jokes
subha uthkar do kaam jarur kiya karo,
1, pooja kiya karo taki tum jee shko,
2, naha liya karo taki sub ji sake,
September 2nd, 2006 at 7:15 am
subha uthkar do kaam jarur kiya karo,
1, pooja kiya karo taki tum jee shko,
taki tum jee sako
2, naha liya karo taki sub ji sake,
taki sub ji sake
ha ha….ha………
September 2nd, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Teri ulfat ko kabi nakam na hony dengy .Teri dosti ko kabi badnam na hony dengy.Meri zindagi mai soraj nikla na nikly. Teri zindgi mai kabi sham na hony dengy.
September 4th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Sitam Pey Sitam O Kiyey Ja Rahey Hain. Duwayey Unhey Hum Diyey Ja Rahey Hain. Na Aankho main Aanshu Na Lab Pey Hashi hai yajab Jindgi hum jiyey ja rahey hain. Khuda Unko rakhey salamat duwa hai jo barbad muchako kiyey ja rahey hain. Na Janeyga Ka dukha koie bhi humdam jo chup chap anshu piyey ja rahey hain.
September 8th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
khuli jo aankhen to manjar ajeeb tha,dard tha tha magar wo dil ke karib tha,jinhe dhoondhte the hum haathon ki lakron me pata chala wo kisi aur ka nasib tha.
September 11th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
agar aap mein himat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do, kya aap ko pagal pan ke dore parne band ho gaye hain,
September 12th, 2006 at 8:31 am
No “STOP” in our friendship,
No Sorry
No Okey
No Thanks
No please
So our friendship is non-stop…….
September 12th, 2006 at 8:33 am
“Friendship is not a government job that one has to care about age and education.”
September 13th, 2006 at 9:34 am
na aana oss lekh mere janaze main meri mohabbat ki tuheen ho ghi main 4 loogo ke kanday par ho gha orr meri jan paidal ho ghi
September 13th, 2006 at 10:02 am
chale gaye door kuch pal ke liye .door rahkar bhi qareeb ho har pal ke liye .kaise yaad na aaye aap ki ek pal ke liye .jab dil main ho aap har pal ke liye
September 13th, 2006 at 10:06 am
Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi
September 13th, 2006 at 10:07 am
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
September 13th, 2006 at 10:08 am
Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai
September 13th, 2006 at 10:09 am
Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:11 am
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain
September 13th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai
September 13th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai
September 13th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Zindagi hai to khwab hain,
Khwab hain to manzilein hain,
Manzilein hain to raste hain,
Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,
Muskilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:35 am
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..
September 13th, 2006 at 10:37 am
• Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte
September 13th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
September 14th, 2006 at 10:25 am
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
September 14th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Kisee Ki Mast Nigahoo Mai Doob Jawoo Faraz. Kitna Haseen Samander Hai KhodKashi K Liyee. In Barishoo Say Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz. Kacha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar.
September 14th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Wooo Din Baray Haseen Tay Jab Tum Meray Kareeb Tay.Ab Hogayee Judayee Ye Din Meray Naseeb Tay. In the world the very hard work is that for search True Friends.Jis Ko Apnay Dil Ka Haal Sona Sakay. My Yahoo Id is nofear_patan
September 17th, 2006 at 10:52 am
sok che de khokh we haga sata da mene kadar na kare
zar gaya maza beada haga bewaf kalet
September 17th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
jan
jan
jan
jan
nikal jati jab achanak tum samney ati ho
September 17th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
kabhi koi apny mind se koi sms kar leya karo
yeh hamesh web site ka sahara lena choor do
September 20th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Tu dur hai mujse or paas bhi hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas b hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai…
September 22nd, 2006 at 8:50 pm
our friendship is like a star
this star will be shining every time
when u will leave me it will stop shining
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:58 pm
SHAADI Karne ke baad aur Mobile kharidne ke bad ek hi Afsos hota hai?…kash tuda ruk jata To Achha Model MILJATA…………….HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
September 23rd, 2006 at 7:45 pm
18- o bahai saab
o chaudhary saab
o mian saab
o cheema saab
o rana saab
o sheikh saab
o chider saab
o bajwa saab
o gujar saab
chalo apna apna kam kro idher kia tamasha laga rakha hai.
September 24th, 2006 at 2:29 am
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain
love—azan
September 25th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Let all my smile b urs,
All ur tears be mine.
Let all my happiness be urs
Ur sadness be mine.
Let the whole world be urs
Only ur love be mine…
September 25th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
hi viren this is Pradeep
know me or not
plsssssssssss reply soon
September 25th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
koi agar tumse kahe ki tum “stupid” ho, don’t br angry
agar kahe ki tum “character less” ho, don’t say anything
agar kahe “nalayak” ho, to its ok
but
agar kahe ki tum “smart” or “handsome” ho, to
THAPPAD MARNA KHEECH KE, aakhir majak ki bhi had hoti hai
………………
………………..
September 26th, 2006 at 6:14 am
“Bina dekhe uski tasweer bana sakta hoon, bina milay uska haal bata sakta hoon, meri MOHABBAT main itni taqat hai ki apni aankhon ke aansoo uski aankhose gira sakta hoon..!”
September 28th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Baat aisi ho k jajbaat kam na ho,
Khayalaat aisi ho k kabhi gam na ho,
apne dil k kisi kone main bus itni jagah rakhna ,
k wo khali khali lage jab hum na ho….
September 28th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Mere Ik Nazaar Tuhein Dekhna ,, Ba Khuda Namaaz Se Kaam Nahi ..
September 28th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Mere Zindagi Mein Shayaad Ya Baat Pheer Na Aaye,
Teray Saat Jhoo Guzra Wo Raat Pheer Na Aaye ,
Khabhe Tha Zaamana Mujhe Koi Guaam Na Tha ,
Teri Baad To Wo Meri Halaat Pheer Na Aaye …
September 29th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye …
September 30th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Miss call kea hay!!!
Miss call ik riwayat hai azmany ki
Ek lamha churanay ki
Ek ehsas jagany ki
Ek dastak hay hay un kay der per
Jinko adat hay bhool janay ki!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:03 am
kai more a ke guzar gaye na bujhi nigah ki tishnigi
kbi tum na moqe se aske kbi hum ne moqa gunwa dia
mre gher ki shama gawa he k kai uljhane rahi rat bhar
kbi yad kia kbi khat likha kbi likh ke khat ko jala dia
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:05 pm
hum ko tou apno na louta garo ma kaha dum tha kusti waha dube jaha water kam tha
October 6th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Teri aankhon ka ye kajal bada anmool lagta hai.
Teri zulfoon ka ye badal bada anmool lagta hai.
Bada masoom sa hai Ye tere cahree ka bhoola pan.
Tera woh shokh chanchal dil bada anmool lagta hai.
Terey pairoon ki woh payal terey hathoon ka woh kangan.
Woh juhmka tere kanoon ka bada anmool lagta hai.
Jo miltey ho mujhey rahoon main tu dil jhoom uthta hai.
Zara se sath ka wo pal bada anmool lagta hai.
Woh kagaz per tumhara naam likhna aur mita dena.
Mujhey ye kudh ka pagal pan bada anmool lagta hai..
It is My Owen First Poem….
October 9th, 2006 at 8:41 am
garmiey hasratain nakaam se jal jate hai
hum charagoo ki tarha sham se jaljate hai
shama jaltihai jis aag me numaish ke liye
usee aag me hum gumnaam se jal jate hai
jabbhi aatahai tera naam mere naamke saath
najaane kyun log mere naam se jal jaate hai
khalid frm karachi
October 12th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
SMS part 1:
Blank SMS
Reply :
abey gadhae kya reply kya hae … kuch nazar nahi araha
SMS part 2:
abey ullo ki dum , aik to mae ne science ki latest technology istamal ki hae abh sms likhnee ki zaroorat bi nahi parhti …aur tum ko parhnee ki bi zaroorat nahi paree gi…
Reply:
oh! sorry yaar pata nahi tah… bohat acchi mail tih bohat maza aya..
October 13th, 2006 at 9:30 am
duniya main 3chezee kabhi bhi aa sakhti hai…….paisa…….
mout……..aur………..aur…………..aur………..mera
SMS……..
October 21st, 2006 at 6:57 pm
CHAE WALA LARKI DEKH KAR BOLA…..BHOLI SISURAT ANKHO MAI MASTI DOOR KHARI SHARMAI AAE HAAE…..LARKI BOLI KAALI SI SURAT HATH MAI KATLI DOOR KHARE CHILAYE CHAE CHAE
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:15 pm
garmiey hasratain nakaam se jal jate hai
hum charagoo ki tarha sham se jaljate hai
shama jaltihai jis aag me numaish ke liye
usee aag me hum gumnaam se jal jate hai
jabbhi aatahai tera naam mere naamke saath
najaane kyun log mere naam se jal jaate hai
khalid frm karachi
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:24 pm
Tum Ne Keh Dia Kay Mohabbat Nahi Milli
Mujh Ko Tu Yeh Bhi Kehney Ki Muhalat Nahi Milli
Neendoo Kay Des Jaty Koi Khuwab Dekhtay
Lakin Ghar Main Diya Jalaney ki Fursat Nahi Milli
Tujh Ko Yu Khair Shehar Kay Logo Ka Khuf Tha
Aur Mujh Ko Tu Apnay Ghar Se Ijazat Nahi Milli
Phir Ikhtilaf-E- Raye Ki Surat Nikal Padri
Apni Yahan Kisi Se Bhi Adat Nahi Milli
Bezar Yun Huay Kay Tere Ahad Main Hamien
Sab Kuch Milla Sakun Ki Dulat Nahi Milli
October 24th, 2006 at 8:29 am
Aatay howay aazaan howi aur jaattey howay namaz !!
Etnay qalleel waqt main mobile peh death howi !!
Kissi koo millai call tu kaheen aur jaa milee !!
Bibi nay dya jawab subh Allah ko pyaray ho gyay !!
October 25th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
i saw u in my drean & suddenly a drop of tear fell down,
I asked , Y R U coming out ? It said, there is some 1 so beautiful in your eyes, so there is no place 4 me
Sumant
It’s for you
my sweety Bhavan
October 25th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
ak sardar doctor ko apne hospital ki nurse se ishq hogya us ne use love letter likha jo kuch youn tha
” I LOVE U SISTER “
October 29th, 2006 at 9:37 am
yaad kertay hain tumhen tanhayee mei
dil dooba hai ghammoon ki gehrayee mei
humei met dhoondna duniya ki bheer mei
tum humein paao gay apni parchhayee mei
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:42 am
HI
THIS IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL WEB SITE.ESPICALLY A POETRY.
FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTING IN WORLD.
IF NOT A FRIEND U WILL BE ALONE.
THANK YOU
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:57 am
Mansoob Thay Jo Log Meri Zindigi Kay Sath
Aksar Milay hai Bari Bay Rukhi Kay Sath
Chehray Badal Kar Log mujhy Mil Rahay Hai Aj
Itna Bura Salook Meri Sadgi Kay Sath
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:21 pm
kuchh tham gaya hai pal shayad,
waqt mein badh gaya hai bal shayad,
dil hai to dard bhi hoga,
nahin iska koi hal shayad.
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:23 pm
sahema sahema dara sa raheta hai,
jane kyon ji bhara sa rehta hai,
ek pal uthth hoon,to dekhta hoon,
jal gaya sab jara sa rehta hai.
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:25 pm
maikade bandh kare lakh zamane wale,
shaher mein kam nahin aankhon se pilane wale,
kash muzko bhi laga le tu kabhi sine se,
meri tasvir ko sine se lagane wale.
November 4th, 2006 at 5:06 am
TUMHARI AANKHEIN ROSHAN HAIN
US NE KAHA
AUR MEIN YEH SOCH KER
DIL MEIN HANS PADA
KE ES BEKHABER KO KIYA KHABER
BARISH KE BAAD MOSAM NIKHRTE HAIN
November 4th, 2006 at 5:12 am
EK AISE SHAKHES KE NAAM JO MUJH KO ACHA LAGA
US SE MUHABAT KI AUR KHUD SE BADH KER USE CHAHA
LEKEN USKE BAAD HUM KHUD SE AUR ZINDGI SE BEZAR HO GAYE
US SE MILNE KO DIL CHAHTA THA MAGER MIL NAHIN SAKTE THE
WOH MERA HO SAKTA THA AGER WOH CHAHTA……………!!!
PIYAR TU WOH BHI KERTA THA MAGER WO BICHRNA CHAHTA THA
HIJER KE GHUM SEENA CHAHTA THA AUR ES AANKH MACHOLI MEIN
MERA HUMSAFER KISI AUR MANZAL KI TARAF CHAL NIKLA
JUST MISSING TOO MUCH……………..
November 4th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
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isay kehtay hain
line marna
November 4th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
MONDAY KO DOSTI,
TUESDAY KO PYAR,
WEDNESDAY KO SHADI,
THURSDAY KO BARBADI,
FRIDAY KO FIGHTING,
SATURDAY KO TALAQ,
SUNDAY KO REST,
MONDAY KO NEXT!!!
November 4th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes,but love is not blind love sees but it doesn’t mind.
November 6th, 2006 at 4:37 am
tu bin bataye mujhe le chal kaheen
jahan tu muskuraye meri manzil wahin
November 21st, 2006 at 5:37 pm
biyani khaane ki dua!!
niyat karta hoon main 4 plate biryani ki,
samet 15, 20 boti, rayta, salad, zarda, k
moun mera degg ki taraf…
Bismillah…