Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
579 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)”
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April 5th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
yadoon main na dhundo humain dil
main hum bus jayenge tamanna ho agar
milne ki to on karo mobile hum
in box main hi mil jayenge
April 6th, 2007 at 7:30 am
hmen bhe yad kar lyna jab gushan man bhar ay
bady pur ronaq hoteen hain mahfel hum faqeeroon ki
April 7th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
road say dekha to khidki per koi nahi tha
road say dekhta to khidki per koi nahi tha
aur khidki sy dekha to road per koi nahi tha .
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
April 7th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
zindigi ek dard hai jiska koi ilaz nahi hai.
April 7th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
zindigi ek dard hai jiska koi ilaz hai to bo paar hai.
April 8th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
“log kehtain hai ke majnoon ne intheha ki
hum ne mujnoon ki intheha se ibteda ki hai”
“apni haseen chehry ki nazakat ko chupa ley
rakeeboon ki nazar ko ye talabgar kar de ga”
April 9th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Girl removes her jeans and says to Santa Singh “Mujhe ladki hone ka ahsas dilao”. Santa also removes his jeans and says “yeh dono jeans dhokar lao
April 11th, 2007 at 3:00 am
good ones
zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilo ki
waqt her manzil dikha deta hai
koi marta nahi kisi se juda hoker
waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
April 11th, 2007 at 8:59 am
kahnda si oo payar nal tu e mairee jaan ayeen ,,,,,,, 10 rupay di haleem tay 3 rupay da naan ayeen
April 14th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
yoo na dekh haste haste
mere dost bade saytan hai
keh denge bhabi namaste chalte chalte
April 20th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
this shayari is really good.please can you send me some funny and some serious shayari about friends.
thanks babe
April 22nd, 2007 at 6:42 am
jab tak duniya se jayenge, aapko itni khusi aur apna pan de jayenge, k jab yaad karoge hame, daava aankho se aanwsu cahlak jayenge
April 24th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
kanjosi ka award jab bhi dia jay ga
tumhara nam top of the list ay ga
ghalti say bhi kisi ko sms mat karna
warana ye award tum say chin jay ga
April 25th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Dil se Sil Lagaker Dheko, Meri yadon me ashow Bahakar Dheko, Sms To Kya CAll Be Kharenge Dost…. Sirf ek Baar Mere CEll Ko Recharge Karou
April 25th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup
April 26th, 2007 at 10:02 am
Hothon se jo chhoo liya, Ehsaas ab tak hai
Aankhein nam hain, Aur saanso mein Aag ab tak hai,
Aur kyon na ho, Janaab…
Khaayi bhi to ‘HARI MIRCHI’ hai!
April 29th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
what is love exactly…??? For you people who say I LOVE YOU when you have no clue what love is exactly?? Something to ponder upon… are your palms sweaty? Is your heart racing… and is your voice caught within your chest… hey it’s not love… it’s your like…???
You can’t keep your eyes or hand off of her, am I right? Huh? It is not love mere bhai… its called lust…???Are you proud and eager to show her off? It’s not love… its called luck…??? Do you want her because you know she is there… hey it’s not love… it’s your loneliness…??? Are you there because it is what everyone wants…then its loyalty…? Are you there because she kissed you… or held your hand… uffs… its your low-confidence…!!! Do you stay for her confession… of love … because you don’t want to hurt her, huh? It’s pity…?? Do you belong to her because sight makes your heart skip a bit… ohhh… it’s infatuation…!! Do you pardon her faults because you care about her… it’s not love… it’s a friendship…?? Do you tell everyday…that she is the only one you think of…?? Ha ha ha ha it’s a big lie…!!Are you willing to give all your favorite things for her sake, huh…? Then its charity…!!
Does your heart ache and break when she is sad? Then its love… do you cry for her pain…? Then its love… does her eyes see your true heart and touch your soul… so deeply it hurts… huh? Then its love…. Do you stay because a blinding incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and hold you there? Definitely its love… would you give her your heart, your life and your death…? Then its love…!!!
Now if love is painful and tortures us so then why do we love… huh??? Why it is all we search for in life…? This pain and this agony… why it is all we long for…? This torture… this powerful death of self…? Why…??? Huh?
The answer is so simple… cause it’s the love… it’s such an addictive things that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with other as well…!!! Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own…?
The moment I felt in my first love I began seeking… not knowing the search was useless… I never met somewhere along the way we are in the one another’s soul from beginning… while many a soul are unhappy with love… no one is happy without it too….! Perfect love is rare indeed to be a lover require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise… the flexibility of child… the sensitivity of the artist… the understanding of the philosopher… the acceptance of the scholar and the fortitude of mine….!!!
The mind has a thousand eyes and the heart has only one… yet the light of a whole life dies when love is done… to enlarge of illustrate the power and effect of love is to set a candle in the sun…!!!
People say she is very charming… and fine… but seems to be a swine… in the eyes of mine… she for me was a wonder of days nine… but now is an outdated coin… she was plundered my pleasure… by her every time… gibber the word WIFE for me is Worries Invited For Ever… I am sure that you are taking it as joke… but the only the wearer knows…. Where the shoes pinches… without information fighting every time is called WIFE… ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha have a nice time… huh….????
May 1st, 2007 at 11:57 am
A SPARROW WAS FALL IN LOVE WITH WHITE ROSE. ONE FINE DAY THE SPARROW PROPOSED TO THE WHITE ROSE. THE WHITE ROSE TOLD HER THAT WHEN HE TURNED RED THEN HE WILL LOVE HER SPARROW TORE HER BODY AND SPREAD HER BLOOD ON THE WHITE ROSE. THE WHITE ROSE TURNED RED AND FELL IN LOVE BUT THE SPARROW WAS NO MORE. THIS IS LOVE
May 1st, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Unhe samne dekh kar aisa laga,wo humse kuch chupa rahe hain,
kal tak jo hamari ek nazar ke pyase thay,aaj wahe sindhoor bhare samne se chale aa rahe hai…………………………………….
May 1st, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:43 am
dosti vo nahi jo sabhi bana late hai dosti to vo hoti hai.
jise sahi tarah nibha sa ke.
May 16th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
ak burya bachpan may mar gaye
May 16th, 2007 at 7:42 pm
Win win ‘i love you’send this message to 100 girls and win a free chance to vist central jail and free food for 16 years and a free body massage 3 times a day. Cool Offer na. So Hurry UP.
May 17th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
May 19th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
dheka Mere sms ka kamal ring aya bandar ne Phone utaya! bandarne sooch raha hai ki my ne ye sms kissko forwad karu ! ok good Night
May 21st, 2007 at 8:43 am
ISHQ k school mein naya mahol tayyar hogaya
SCHOOL ki teacher ko PAPPU se pyaar hogaya
es baat ko lay kar saari class ka dil udas hogaya
saari class FAIL aur PAPPU PASS hogaya
May 27th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
tum itrati buhat hoo par dil ko baha ti buhat hoo sochta hoo tumhey dinner par lejao par suna ha khati buhat hoo
May 28th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Ap ka or mera rishta aik ankh r palak ka hai,jb palk na jhpky to ro daiti hai,r jab ankh mai kush chala jay to palk tarp uthti hai
May 28th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
HAPPY MEANS H=Hm,A=ap ko,P=pal,P=pal,y=yaad karty hai
May 31st, 2007 at 12:02 pm
THIS WEBSITE IS REALLY COOL !!!!!
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:46 am
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay
June 6th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Marnay per jannat mile na miley
Yea hawa yea fiza mile na miley
SMS karne main kanjusi mat karo
kya pata Uper ja kar Mobile mile na miley
June 7th, 2007 at 8:37 am
HUM APKAI DEL MAI RAHAIGAI PYAR BANKAR, APKAI LABOO PAR KELAINGAI MUSKAN BANKAR, TUM HAM KO KHUD SAI JUDA NASAMAJNA HUM APKAI SAATH CHALAIGAI ASMAN BANKAR.
June 7th, 2007 at 8:41 am
EID WO EID NAHE JIS MAI TERA DEED NAHE DEED WO DEED NAHE JIS MAI TU KAREEB NAHE.
June 7th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
June 9th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
ho guyz was goin on…………….. waz up wid u guyz not one ov dem is fuuny or can be caled love sms . I have dat one b4 all da above sms are OLD. JUs chill n write new onez !!!!!!! T.C
June 12th, 2007 at 5:06 am
the humtum sms was tooooo coool!!
June 14th, 2007 at 2:45 am
D.O.S.T.I
D- Dastak bhi na de
O- Or apna bana le
S- Saari zindgi jo saath de
T- Taqdir jo sawar de
I- Isi rishte ko kehte hain.DOSTI…………………………..Hi!!!!!!!,M
June 14th, 2007 at 3:10 am
Nigahe to isqe me dil ki juba hoti hai
Sacchi muhabbat To bejuba hoti hai
Isqe mi dard bhi mile to gam kaisa
suna hai dard se muhabbat jaua hoti hai………………..Hi……………P
June 15th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Wo Lafzoo Mai Buhat
Kamal Rakh Ta Hai…
Khud Ko Hum Kehnay Mai
Apni Misaal Rakhta Hai..
Gar Dekh Na Hoo Hussan Ko
Meri Nazar Say Dekh…
Tu Apnay App Main
Bhar Pur Jamal Rakh Ta Hai…
Uss Ko Tarasha Khuda Nay
Buhat Khiyal Kay Saath…
Chehra Chupa Nay Kay Liye
Parday Ki Dhaal Rakhta Hai…
Mashriq-o-Magharib Or
Shumal-o-Junob Main Nazar Aaiy..
Wo Apnay Kaif Mian Aisa
Urooj-o-Zawal Rakh Ta Hai….
Kerta Hai Mohabbat Buhat
Wo Tujh Say ALi……
Jo Her Waqt Tujh Ko
Piyar Main Nihaal Rakhta Hai
June 15th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Har kadm pe imtehan leti hai zindagi
Har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi
Ham zindagi se shiqwa karen bhi to kaide
Aap sa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi ,,,,,,
June 17th, 2007 at 11:52 am
jis waqt khuda nay thumhay banaya hoga aik saroor sa us kay dil pay chaya hoga pehley socha hoga key thumhay jannat may rakh do phir is b wafa dunya ka khyal aya hoga
June 18th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
yaar bari bogas shayeri hai
koi kamal ka shair hai tu arz karoo
June 19th, 2007 at 10:38 am
mudddat se door the hun tum
ek jamana ke bad milna achha laga
sagar se gehari lagi dosti aapki
tairna aata tha par doobna achha laga
June 21st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
rooz kehti hu bhul jao usay r rooz yehi baat bhol jati hoo
June 22nd, 2007 at 5:48 pm
maney ye baat soche :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: nechay:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::or:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::bas khatam kuch samjhy
June 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 am
yadoon main na dhundo humain dil
main hum bus jayenge tamanna ho agar
milne ki to on karo mobile hum
in box main hi mil jayenge
June 26th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
ishq karne pehly us ka anjaam dekhlo,
ishq karne se pehly us ka anjaam dekhlo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film “TERE NAAM” dekhlo.
July 3rd, 2007 at 4:46 am
5 great prople:1.Quaid,woh to ab rahey nahi 2.Wasim akram,woh kisi kam ka nahi 3.Aiswarya rai,apni pohach sy bahir hai.baqi rahey aap aur hum so keep in touch…
July 4th, 2007 at 8:08 am
khuli jo aankhen manzar ajeeb tha
dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha
jinhe hum dhondte the hathon ki lakeeron main
pata chala wo kisi aur ka naseeb tha