Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
579 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)”
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September 13th, 2006 at 10:07 am
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
September 13th, 2006 at 10:08 am
Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,
Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,
Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,
Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai
September 13th, 2006 at 10:09 am
Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:11 am
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain
September 13th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,
Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,
Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,
Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai
September 13th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,
Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,
Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,
Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,
Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai
September 13th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Zindagi hai to khwab hain,
Khwab hain to manzilein hain,
Manzilein hain to raste hain,
Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,
Muskilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:35 am
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..
September 13th, 2006 at 10:37 am
• Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.
September 13th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte
September 13th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
September 14th, 2006 at 10:25 am
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
September 14th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Kisee Ki Mast Nigahoo Mai Doob Jawoo Faraz. Kitna Haseen Samander Hai KhodKashi K Liyee. In Barishoo Say Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz. Kacha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar.
September 14th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Wooo Din Baray Haseen Tay Jab Tum Meray Kareeb Tay.Ab Hogayee Judayee Ye Din Meray Naseeb Tay. In the world the very hard work is that for search True Friends.Jis Ko Apnay Dil Ka Haal Sona Sakay. My Yahoo Id is nofear_patan
September 17th, 2006 at 10:52 am
sok che de khokh we haga sata da mene kadar na kare
zar gaya maza beada haga bewaf kalet
September 17th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
jan
jan
jan
jan
nikal jati jab achanak tum samney ati ho
September 17th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
kabhi koi apny mind se koi sms kar leya karo
yeh hamesh web site ka sahara lena choor do
September 20th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Tu dur hai mujse or paas bhi hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas b hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai…
September 22nd, 2006 at 8:50 pm
our friendship is like a star
this star will be shining every time
when u will leave me it will stop shining
September 23rd, 2006 at 3:58 pm
SHAADI Karne ke baad aur Mobile kharidne ke bad ek hi Afsos hota hai?…kash tuda ruk jata To Achha Model MILJATA…………….HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
September 23rd, 2006 at 7:45 pm
18- o bahai saab
o chaudhary saab
o mian saab
o cheema saab
o rana saab
o sheikh saab
o chider saab
o bajwa saab
o gujar saab
chalo apna apna kam kro idher kia tamasha laga rakha hai.
September 24th, 2006 at 2:29 am
Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi hai
Har hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi hai
Manzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kya
Rahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hain
love—azan
September 25th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Let all my smile b urs,
All ur tears be mine.
Let all my happiness be urs
Ur sadness be mine.
Let the whole world be urs
Only ur love be mine…
September 25th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
hi viren this is Pradeep
know me or not
plsssssssssss reply soon
September 25th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
koi agar tumse kahe ki tum “stupid” ho, don’t br angry
agar kahe ki tum “character less” ho, don’t say anything
agar kahe “nalayak” ho, to its ok
but
agar kahe ki tum “smart” or “handsome” ho, to
THAPPAD MARNA KHEECH KE, aakhir majak ki bhi had hoti hai
………………
………………..
September 26th, 2006 at 6:14 am
“Bina dekhe uski tasweer bana sakta hoon, bina milay uska haal bata sakta hoon, meri MOHABBAT main itni taqat hai ki apni aankhon ke aansoo uski aankhose gira sakta hoon..!”
September 28th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Baat aisi ho k jajbaat kam na ho,
Khayalaat aisi ho k kabhi gam na ho,
apne dil k kisi kone main bus itni jagah rakhna ,
k wo khali khali lage jab hum na ho….
September 28th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
Mere Ik Nazaar Tuhein Dekhna ,, Ba Khuda Namaaz Se Kaam Nahi ..
September 28th, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Mere Zindagi Mein Shayaad Ya Baat Pheer Na Aaye,
Teray Saat Jhoo Guzra Wo Raat Pheer Na Aaye ,
Khabhe Tha Zaamana Mujhe Koi Guaam Na Tha ,
Teri Baad To Wo Meri Halaat Pheer Na Aaye …
September 29th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye …
September 30th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Miss call kea hay!!!
Miss call ik riwayat hai azmany ki
Ek lamha churanay ki
Ek ehsas jagany ki
Ek dastak hay hay un kay der per
Jinko adat hay bhool janay ki!!!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006 at 5:03 am
kai more a ke guzar gaye na bujhi nigah ki tishnigi
kbi tum na moqe se aske kbi hum ne moqa gunwa dia
mre gher ki shama gawa he k kai uljhane rahi rat bhar
kbi yad kia kbi khat likha kbi likh ke khat ko jala dia
October 2nd, 2006 at 4:05 pm
hum ko tou apno na louta garo ma kaha dum tha kusti waha dube jaha water kam tha
October 6th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Teri aankhon ka ye kajal bada anmool lagta hai.
Teri zulfoon ka ye badal bada anmool lagta hai.
Bada masoom sa hai Ye tere cahree ka bhoola pan.
Tera woh shokh chanchal dil bada anmool lagta hai.
Terey pairoon ki woh payal terey hathoon ka woh kangan.
Woh juhmka tere kanoon ka bada anmool lagta hai.
Jo miltey ho mujhey rahoon main tu dil jhoom uthta hai.
Zara se sath ka wo pal bada anmool lagta hai.
Woh kagaz per tumhara naam likhna aur mita dena.
Mujhey ye kudh ka pagal pan bada anmool lagta hai..
It is My Owen First Poem….
October 9th, 2006 at 8:41 am
garmiey hasratain nakaam se jal jate hai
hum charagoo ki tarha sham se jaljate hai
shama jaltihai jis aag me numaish ke liye
usee aag me hum gumnaam se jal jate hai
jabbhi aatahai tera naam mere naamke saath
najaane kyun log mere naam se jal jaate hai
khalid frm karachi
October 12th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
SMS part 1:
Blank SMS
Reply :
abey gadhae kya reply kya hae … kuch nazar nahi araha
SMS part 2:
abey ullo ki dum , aik to mae ne science ki latest technology istamal ki hae abh sms likhnee ki zaroorat bi nahi parhti …aur tum ko parhnee ki bi zaroorat nahi paree gi…
Reply:
oh! sorry yaar pata nahi tah… bohat acchi mail tih bohat maza aya..
October 13th, 2006 at 9:30 am
duniya main 3chezee kabhi bhi aa sakhti hai…….paisa…….
mout……..aur………..aur…………..aur………..mera
SMS……..
October 21st, 2006 at 6:57 pm
CHAE WALA LARKI DEKH KAR BOLA…..BHOLI SISURAT ANKHO MAI MASTI DOOR KHARI SHARMAI AAE HAAE…..LARKI BOLI KAALI SI SURAT HATH MAI KATLI DOOR KHARE CHILAYE CHAE CHAE
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:15 pm
garmiey hasratain nakaam se jal jate hai
hum charagoo ki tarha sham se jaljate hai
shama jaltihai jis aag me numaish ke liye
usee aag me hum gumnaam se jal jate hai
jabbhi aatahai tera naam mere naamke saath
najaane kyun log mere naam se jal jaate hai
khalid frm karachi
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:24 pm
Tum Ne Keh Dia Kay Mohabbat Nahi Milli
Mujh Ko Tu Yeh Bhi Kehney Ki Muhalat Nahi Milli
Neendoo Kay Des Jaty Koi Khuwab Dekhtay
Lakin Ghar Main Diya Jalaney ki Fursat Nahi Milli
Tujh Ko Yu Khair Shehar Kay Logo Ka Khuf Tha
Aur Mujh Ko Tu Apnay Ghar Se Ijazat Nahi Milli
Phir Ikhtilaf-E- Raye Ki Surat Nikal Padri
Apni Yahan Kisi Se Bhi Adat Nahi Milli
Bezar Yun Huay Kay Tere Ahad Main Hamien
Sab Kuch Milla Sakun Ki Dulat Nahi Milli
October 24th, 2006 at 8:29 am
Aatay howay aazaan howi aur jaattey howay namaz !!
Etnay qalleel waqt main mobile peh death howi !!
Kissi koo millai call tu kaheen aur jaa milee !!
Bibi nay dya jawab subh Allah ko pyaray ho gyay !!
October 25th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
i saw u in my drean & suddenly a drop of tear fell down,
I asked , Y R U coming out ? It said, there is some 1 so beautiful in your eyes, so there is no place 4 me
Sumant
It’s for you
my sweety Bhavan
October 25th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
ak sardar doctor ko apne hospital ki nurse se ishq hogya us ne use love letter likha jo kuch youn tha
” I LOVE U SISTER “
October 29th, 2006 at 9:37 am
yaad kertay hain tumhen tanhayee mei
dil dooba hai ghammoon ki gehrayee mei
humei met dhoondna duniya ki bheer mei
tum humein paao gay apni parchhayee mei
November 3rd, 2006 at 8:42 am
HI
THIS IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL WEB SITE.ESPICALLY A POETRY.
FRIENDSHIP IS EVERYTING IN WORLD.
IF NOT A FRIEND U WILL BE ALONE.
THANK YOU
November 3rd, 2006 at 10:57 am
Mansoob Thay Jo Log Meri Zindigi Kay Sath
Aksar Milay hai Bari Bay Rukhi Kay Sath
Chehray Badal Kar Log mujhy Mil Rahay Hai Aj
Itna Bura Salook Meri Sadgi Kay Sath
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:21 pm
kuchh tham gaya hai pal shayad,
waqt mein badh gaya hai bal shayad,
dil hai to dard bhi hoga,
nahin iska koi hal shayad.