Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
579 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)”
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July 10th, 2006 at 8:44 am
when u get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
now,keep guessing why i sent it to u.
July 11th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Aaj Rootha huwa ik dost bohot yaad aaya
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt bohot yaad aaya.
Meri aankho k her ik ashk pe ronay wala
Aaj jab aankh yeh roee tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dard ko seene main chupa laita tha
aj jab dard huwa mujh ko bohot yaad aaya.
Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tara rehta tha
aaj kajal jo lagaya tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dil k tha qareeb faqat us ko hi
aaj jab dil nay bulaya tu boht yaad aaya
July 11th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Dafnana Zara Dekh kar ik Bay Arzoo ki Lash Ko
Kahin lipti hoye IS Kafan mai Koi ARZOO Na ho
July 11th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Yeh Log Konsi Manzil Ki Baat Karte Hain,
Musafiro Ke Liye Raasta Hi Kaafi Hain….
July 11th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
tum jab bhi mere sapno..n mai aaye
tum jab bhi mere sapno..n mai aaye
meri tu aikdam cheekh nikal aaye
bhoot: bhot:t bhoot : bhoot ;;;;;;;
July 13th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
main uss ki yadd main ban gaya baraf ka goola
main uss ki yadd main ban gaya baraf ka goola
aur woo boli thanda matlab “coca cola”
July 14th, 2006 at 9:50 am
Hi,
I read very good shayri . i lved it
i have one shayri
kabar ki mithi utha le gaya koi
isi bahane chukar gaya koi
tanhai aur andhere main khush the hum
isi bahane intezar karne ki vazah de gaya koi
July 14th, 2006 at 9:55 am
I have one shayri.
Ek nazar ki aas main peron tale khade rah jaon ge, is tarah mat dekho warna dekhte rah jaon ge, be ghighak kahado aaj ham se apni dil ki baat, socho ge to jindagi bhar sochte rahjaoge
July 14th, 2006 at 9:59 am
hi
mere dosto
aur ek tumhare liye apni khani suna raha hoon
Ashq aa jate hai ankhon me rone se pehle
har khwab hai toot jata sone se pehle
ishq gunah ye to samajh gaye!
kash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pehle…..
bye dosto yeh mero kahani thi jo main apko shayri ke andaj main sunayi
all the best….
July 17th, 2006 at 10:56 am
mudddat se door the hun tum
ek jamana ke bad milna achha laga
sagar se gehari lagi dosti aapki
tairna aata tha par doobna achha laga
July 19th, 2006 at 10:09 am
D” SE “DOSTI. “D SE “DIL’,D SE “DILAGE”. D SE “DEWANGI”
PER “D ” SE ITNA BHI “DUR” NA HO JANA KI “S ” SE SMS OR C” SE “CALL” BHI NA KARSAKO
July 19th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
bahut khubsurat hai ankhe tumhari
kismat se bana dijiye hamari
hame zindagi aur kya chahiye
agar miljaye mohabbat tumhari
July 19th, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Dosti karke dhoka mat dena
Dusro ko aasu ka tohfa mat dena
Dil se roye koi zindagi bhar
Aisa kisi ko moka mat dena
July 19th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
kafan na dalo mere chehre pe
Mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki
Na dafnao meri laash ko
Mujhe ab bhi umeed hai uske ane ki
July 21st, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Hum un ke gale se guzray ajab itefaq ta,, unho nay hamain phool mara gamla be sath ta
July 21st, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
July 25th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Girti hui barish k pani ko apne hatho mein samet lo,
jitna aap samet paye utna aap hume chahte ho,
jitna aap samet na paye utna hum aapko chahte hai….
July 25th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
HASRATO PE RIVAJO KA SAKHT PEHRA HAI,
NA JANE KAUN SI UMEED PE JAKE,
YE DIL THEHARAA HAI,MERI AANKHO SE
CHALAKTE HUE YE ASHK AUR GUM KI KASAM
MERA YE PYAR….BAHUT GERA HAI.
July 28th, 2006 at 11:13 am
well i read them thy r gr8
gud work
here r mine
HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS:
1. A G,
2. O G
3..SUNTE HO
4.BUNTY KE BAPU,
5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO,
6.. KAHAN MAR GAYE,
7.AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AUN
She is my best friend,
She was asking me ur details,
I gave her ur cell number
.She’ll be visiting U soon
Her name is
* Smile *
I think she came… Did she?
Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,
no roaming,
no validity,
no activation,
no signal problem.
just make sure u never switch off ur heart….goodnight/goodmorning
“Close ur eyes to the faults of others , but keep them open to discover ur own,”
Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c…
how about sugar?
hmmm….
nope!
damn!
still can’t find anything as sweet as YOU!.
THOUGHT for ur life…..
Never explain urself 2 anyone becoz….The
person who likes YOU doesn’t need it & the person who dislikesYOU won’t beleive it,,,,,,,gmorning
I heard sum 1
whisper ur name
but when i turn around to see who it was… i noticed , I was alone , then I realised it was my heart telling me I miss U…..!
Aap rutha na karo humse
mere dil ki dhadhkan badh jaati hain,
dil to aapke naam kar hi chuke hain,
jaan baaki hain, wo bhi nikal jaati hai
The smile is like a simcard & life is like a cell phone,whenever u insert the simcard of smile,
a beautiful day is activated
‘KEEP SMILING’
A well wisher like U is not like the”SUN” bcoz
it ‘SETS,,,Not like the “MOON” becoz,it FADES….
a well wisher like U is the “SKY”
becoz it always
“STAYS”
July 29th, 2006 at 11:05 am
D se Dosti,D se Dil,D se Dard,D se Dillagi,D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS ur C se call bhi na kar sako
July 31st, 2006 at 10:56 am
hi koi janu ka matlab explain kar sakta hai kya jaldi karo
j-?
a-?
n-?
u-?
August 3rd, 2006 at 10:19 am
1)huda kisi ko hudai na de huda mott de huda judai na de.
2)muhabbat bi zindghi ki tara hoti hai her mor asan nehi hota har morr pe kushi nehi hoti pihr jab hum zindghi ka sath naehi ciorthe to muhabbat ka sath kiun ciore.
3)muje john se buot peyar hai ilove JOHN ABRAHAM sirf us me ji nahi sakti ho ke juda john se.
August 4th, 2006 at 5:45 am
Har Pal Hai Qayamat Ka Ek Manzar
Har Lamha Hai , Dukon Ka Samandar
Dil Chah K B Bula Nahi Sakta Tumko
Tumhare Naam Se Hi To hai Zindagi Mai Sahar
August 4th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . he he he he he he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ______ KUCH NAHI BAS AAPKA CHEHRA YAAD AAGAYA ____________
ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he
khe khe khe khe khe khe khe ha ah ha ha ha ha
August 6th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
To Kya Yeh Taye Hay Keh Abb Nae Milna…
Agar Yeh Baat Hay tu Phir Yeh Umer He Q?
August 8th, 2006 at 11:49 am
hi
shama ro ro k parwaney sey khaey rahi hai
rumal la do meri naak bhay rahi hai
August 10th, 2006 at 10:55 am
Meri aankhon Main teri aankhain Hon
Meri Batoon Main Teri Batain Hon
jo saat bitayaain Humdono
Kuch Aaisi Bhi To Raatain Hon
August 13th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Her na ka matlab inkaar nahi hota har jaga intezaar nahi hota
yun to milati hain hozaroon se nazrein har nazar ka milna pyaar
nahi hota
August 13th, 2006 at 5:54 pm
main nay chaha jisay us nay chaha kisi aur ko
khuda na karay woh jisay chahay jis ko woh na chahay kisi aur ko
August 17th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat Mail ka khatra!!
August 20th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
Meri aankhon Main teri aankhain Hon
Meri Batoon Main Teri Batain Hon
jo saat bitayaain Humdono
Kuch Aaisi Bhi To Raatain Hon
August 20th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
sitam sahne ki had hoti hi.pas na aane rooth jane ki had hoyi hi
ek sms to kardo zalim paisa bachane ki bi had hoti hi
August 20th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
kabhi to nazar mikao kabhi to karib aao jo nahin keha hi kabhi to samajh bhi jao
August 22nd, 2006 at 7:41 pm
HI
I AM MEENA, FROM PUNJAB.
I LIKE SHAYARI VERY MUCH.
KYA AAP MERI SHAYRI SUNEGE,
LADKA: Kehti Thi Milungi Har Gali,
Har Mod, Har Chorahe Ke Picche,
Sab Aaye Ek Tu Na Aayee Mere Janaaje Ke Picche.
LADKI: Kehti Thi Milungi Har Gali,
Har Mod, Har Chorahe Ke Picche,
Ek Najar MudhKar Toh Dekh Liya Hota,
Ek Janaaja Aur Tha Tere Janaaje Ke Piche.
August 25th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
aaj k din hum khuda se ek dua karte he, ki aapke darbar me hamari ek amanat jama rakhna hum rahe ya na rahe hamari masuka ko salamat rakhna
August 31st, 2006 at 11:07 am
TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGA
DIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGA
BHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOST
VARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA
DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,
AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTE
ZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HO
HUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….
August 31st, 2006 at 11:09 am
TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGA
DIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGA
BHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOST
VARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA
DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,
AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTE
ZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HO
HUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….
August 31st, 2006 at 11:25 am
mehfil me kuch to sunana padta he,
gum ko chupaker muskurana padta he,
kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke ,
aaj kal to yaad dilana padta he,
mera her din teri her raat se auchha hoga,
mera dil tere zazbaat se auchha hoga,
nikle agar teri doli to 1 baar ghunghat
uthaker dekhna teri barat se auchha mera zanaza hoga…..
NAZAR ANDAZ KESE KARE AAP KO
NAZRO ME BITHAYE HE AAP KO
YAAD AANE PER ROYE BHI TO KESE
DARTE HE ZUKI JO PALKE TO CHUBHENGI AAP KO….
HASI MAJAK NI AA PALO YAAD RAKHJO,
AA GARIB NI DOSTI YAAD RAKHJO,
MAHEFIL MA KALE KADACH HU NAI HOU,
PAN KABER NU SANAMU YAAD RAKH JO…..
JIO ITNA K MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
HASO ITNA K RONA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
KISI KO CHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HE
MAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA K BHULNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE………..
August 31st, 2006 at 11:37 am
KHUDA KISI KO KISI PE FIDA NA KARE,
KARE TO QYAMAT TAK JUDA NA KARE,
YE MANA K KOI MARTA NAHI JUDAI ME
LEKIN JI BHI NAHI PATA TANHAI ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
KHSHI MILI TI HASH NA SAKE,
GUM MILE TO RO NA SAKE,
ZINDGI KA YEHI DASTUR HE,
JISE CHAHA USE PAA NA SAKE,
AUR
JISE PAYA USE CHAH NA SAKE……….
JAB KABHI AAPKO GUM SHATAYE
KOI BAAT DIL KO NA BHAYE,
AANKHE SAGAR CHALKHAYE,
YAAD KARKE DEKHNA SHAYAD,
EK AANSOO KAM HO JAYE………..
TADAP KE DEKH KISI CHAHAT ME,
TO PATA CHALE INTJAAR KYA HOTA HE,
YUHI MIL JAYE KOI BINA TADPE,
TO KESE PATA CHALE PYAAR KYA HOTA HE……………..
August 31st, 2006 at 11:47 am
TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGA
DIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGA
BHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOST
VARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA
DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,
AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTE
ZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HO
HUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….
mehfil me kuch to sunana padta he,
gum ko chupaker muskurana padta he,
kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke ,
aaj kal to yaad dilana padta he,
mera her din teri her raat se auchha hoga,
mera dil tere zazbaat se auchha hoga,
nikle agar teri doli to 1 baar ghunghat
uthaker dekhna teri barat se auchha mera zanaza hoga…..
NAZAR ANDAZ KESE KARE AAP KO
NAZRO ME BITHAYE HE AAP KO
YAAD AANE PER ROYE BHI TO KESE
DARTE HE ZUKI JO PALKE TO CHUBHENGI AAP KO….
HASI MAJAK NI AA PALO YAAD RAKHJO,
AA GARIB NI DOSTI YAAD RAKHJO,
MAHEFIL MA KALE KADACH HU NAI HOU,
PAN KABER NU SANAMU YAAD RAKH JO…..
JIO ITNA K MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
HASO ITNA K RONA MUSKIL HO JAYE,
KISI KO CHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HE
MAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA K BHULNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE………..
KHUDA KISI KO KISI PE FIDA NA KARE,
KARE TO QYAMAT TAK JUDA NA KARE,
YE MANA K KOI MARTA NAHI JUDAI ME
LEKIN JI BHI NAHI PATA TANHAI ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
KHSHI MILI TI HASH NA SAKE,
GUM MILE TO RO NA SAKE,
ZINDGI KA YEHI DASTUR HE,
JISE CHAHA USE PAA NA SAKE,
AUR
JISE PAYA USE CHAH NA SAKE……….
JAB KABHI AAPKO GUM SHATAYE
KOI BAAT DIL KO NA BHAYE,
AANKHE SAGAR CHALKHAYE,
YAAD KARKE DEKHNA SHAYAD,
EK AANSOO KAM HO JAYE………..
TADAP KE DEKH KISI CHAHAT ME,
TO PATA CHALE INTJAAR KYA HOTA HE,
YUHI MIL JAYE KOI BINA TADPE,
TO KESE PATA CHALE PYAAR KYA HOTA HE……………..
i am NILPESH from ghodasar in ahemedabad in gujarat………..
add:-
P.D. pamdya college road,
ek pyaara sa jokes
subha uthkar do kaam jarur kiya karo,
1, pooja kiya karo taki tum jee shko,
2, naha liya karo taki sub ji sake,
September 2nd, 2006 at 7:15 am
subha uthkar do kaam jarur kiya karo,
1, pooja kiya karo taki tum jee shko,
taki tum jee sako
2, naha liya karo taki sub ji sake,
taki sub ji sake
ha ha….ha………
September 2nd, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Teri ulfat ko kabi nakam na hony dengy .Teri dosti ko kabi badnam na hony dengy.Meri zindagi mai soraj nikla na nikly. Teri zindgi mai kabi sham na hony dengy.
September 4th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Sitam Pey Sitam O Kiyey Ja Rahey Hain. Duwayey Unhey Hum Diyey Ja Rahey Hain. Na Aankho main Aanshu Na Lab Pey Hashi hai yajab Jindgi hum jiyey ja rahey hain. Khuda Unko rakhey salamat duwa hai jo barbad muchako kiyey ja rahey hain. Na Janeyga Ka dukha koie bhi humdam jo chup chap anshu piyey ja rahey hain.
September 8th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
khuli jo aankhen to manjar ajeeb tha,dard tha tha magar wo dil ke karib tha,jinhe dhoondhte the hum haathon ki lakron me pata chala wo kisi aur ka nasib tha.
September 11th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
agar aap mein himat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do, kya aap ko pagal pan ke dore parne band ho gaye hain,
September 12th, 2006 at 8:31 am
No “STOP” in our friendship,
No Sorry
No Okey
No Thanks
No please
So our friendship is non-stop…….
September 12th, 2006 at 8:33 am
“Friendship is not a government job that one has to care about age and education.”
September 13th, 2006 at 9:34 am
na aana oss lekh mere janaze main meri mohabbat ki tuheen ho ghi main 4 loogo ke kanday par ho gha orr meri jan paidal ho ghi
September 13th, 2006 at 10:02 am
chale gaye door kuch pal ke liye .door rahkar bhi qareeb ho har pal ke liye .kaise yaad na aaye aap ki ek pal ke liye .jab dil main ho aap har pal ke liye
September 13th, 2006 at 10:06 am
Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,
Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi