Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
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May 26th, 2006 at 11:50 am
i don’t believe in love at all because love is like war easy to start difficult to end and impossible to forget.
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beauty doesn’t makes love but love makes beauty break every thing but never break the heart heart is the music play it but never play with it.
May 26th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
maine kahaan biwi se khuda nahi thu kuch bhi nahi
biwi ne kahaan ye jhuth hai tankhuwa nahi thu kuch bhi nahi.
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uktha howa sooraj dowa de app ko
keeltha howa phool khushboo de app ko
hum thu kuch dene ke qabil nahi dene wala hazaar khushiya de app ko.
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nazar neeche ki thu haaya ban gaii
nazar jo utaii thu gata ban gaii
nazar teerchi ki thu ada ban gaii
aur nazar jo milgaii thu wafa ban gaii.
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waqt noor ko benoor kar detha hai
torey se zakham ko nasoor kar detha hai
kon chahtha hai apno se door hona waqt sab ko majboor kar detha hai.
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mai ye samja ke tum bhety ho ak tehni par chaand teeka tha
mai ye samja tum bhety ho ujley ujley phool kiley they bilkool jaise tum hassthey ho.
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ankho mai ghamo ke pehre hai
zakham dil ke bohut gehre hai
faryaad kare thu kiss se kare
sab duniya walley behrey hai .
May 27th, 2006 at 5:38 am
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
May 27th, 2006 at 5:39 am
woh bewafa hai to kia howa ………
mat kaho bura us ko …………….
jo howa so howa ………………..
khush rakhy khuda us ko ………..
May 27th, 2006 at 5:41 am
Roye ga woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote
May 27th, 2006 at 5:42 am
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera
May 27th, 2006 at 5:46 am
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota
May 27th, 2006 at 5:47 am
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.
May 27th, 2006 at 5:49 am
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…
May 27th, 2006 at 5:52 am
Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay…. thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,……phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.
May 27th, 2006 at 5:57 am
SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
May 27th, 2006 at 5:58 am
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
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May 27th, 2006 at 6:01 am
Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
May 27th, 2006 at 6:02 am
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
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May 27th, 2006 at 6:14 am
Hula Kuch Yoon Ki !
main kal ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gai
ab chappal to moochi seeta hai
seeta to darzi bhi hai
darzi to kapray seeta hai
kapray to rangeen hotay hain
rangeen to lota bhi hota hai
lota to bathroom main hota hai
bathroom main to nal bhi hota hai
nal to lohay ka hota hai
lohay ki to istiri bi hoti hai
istri to garam hoti hai
garam to Custard bhi hota hai
custard to peela hota hai
peela to chooza bhi hota hai
chooza to anday main se nikalta hai
anda to sufaid hota hai
sufaid to doodh bhi hota hai
doodh to bhains daity hai
bhains to kaali hoti hai
kaala to bangali bhi hota hai
bangali to paan khata hai
paan to laal hota hai
laal to gulab main bhi hota hai
gulaab main to kantay hotay hain
kantain to machli main bhi hotay hain
machli to paani me hoti hai
paani me kishti bhi hoti hai
kisthi me aadmi bhi hote hai
aadmi to road pe bhi hote hai
road pe to main bhi chalta hoon
chalne se yaad aaya ke
kal mai ja raha tha
ke meri chappal toot gayi thi
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June 1st, 2006 at 12:33 am
love is blind , i know because u dont see me:(
June 1st, 2006 at 12:40 am
i will b smiling wen i will see u the tears will never show, i know i will always love you & yet u will never know
June 1st, 2006 at 4:28 pm
tum bin jiya jaye kiese,kiese jiya jaye tum bin,
sadiyon se lambi hien raatien sadiyon se lambe hoye pal,
jaan Zb i love you so much
June 4th, 2006 at 11:12 am
EKK HUSBAND APNI BIWI KI CHITA KO AAG LAGA KAR WAPIS AA RAHA THA! ACHANAK BIJLI GARJI, BADAL KHARKAYE, TEEZ TEEZ BARISH HOONA START HOO GAI, HUSBAND BOLA! LAGTA HAI PUHUNCH GAI HAI:)
June 4th, 2006 at 11:21 am
zuban se lete hai
aaankho se aansu nikal aate hai
kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte they
aaj ek baat k liye taras jaate hai
June 4th, 2006 at 11:25 am
hume to desi ne luta
angreji me kaha dum tha
hum to waha ja k ludke
jaha beer ka drum tha
June 7th, 2006 at 5:44 am
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,
Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..
Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,
Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..
Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,
Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya…
Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat ka
Mujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya…..
June 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
ahmed piyara phir se back hote hain asslam o alaikum
dosto bhaion aur tumhari behno bade din k bad main aj net par aaya hon beacuse 1 prob hogai thi jiss ki waja se meri shairi ruk gai thi bata hi deta hon mera accedent hogaya tha bike se anyways
aap sher sunaiye is dafa waqi main sher hi likha hai main ne aap k liye ab is sher ko cheeta na samjhe ko hahahahahah
MERY DIL MAIN SIRF TERA PYAR,
MERI ZABAN PER SIRF TERA NAAM,
MERI ANKHOO MAIN SIRF TERI TASVER,
MERI DUWAO MAIN SIRF TERI TABINDA ZINDAGI,
June 7th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
wo saal nahi jo guzar jaye ga,
wo paal nahi jo beeth jaye ga,
wo kushboo nahi jo urr jaye gi,
wo tu anmool pyar haa jo mery dil main hi rajaye ga,
June 7th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
mery dil ki tu jagha per haa, jis per kis ki puchan nahi haa,
meri zindagi main tu us makam per haa, jis per koi dosra khara nahi haa,
meri kushyoo main tu us jagha per haa, jis per ab taak koi dosra nahi haa,
meri yaado main tu us jagha per haa, jis per ab taak kisi dosray ka basra nahi haa
June 7th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
WO JO MERY DIL KA QARREB HAA PER KU WOMUJ SAY DUUR HAA,
YA PYAR BATA AJEEB HAA JO WO KUUD MUJ SAY DUUR HAA,
WOAJAEEB SHAKS HAA JO MERI HER ADA SAY WAQEEF HAA,
US KA DIL MAIN KIA HAA WO IS SAY NAAD HAA,
WO JO MERY BOLAY BAGER MERY DIL KI HER BAAT SAMHJ JATA Haa,
us na samhj ki samhj itni chuti ku haa,
zindagi bher tum panay or sirf panay ki dorr main lagay rahay, tum ko kuud nahi pata ka tum nay kia khoya kiya paya haa,
June 7th, 2006 at 7:45 pm
tum ko pyar ki talash haa, aye doost,
pyar tu tumhery maan main chupa haa,
tum ko achy mustakbil ki talsh haa aye doost,
tu mushtakbil tu tumhery hath main haa,
tum ko sheekva haa, sab say bahath aye doost,
sheekvay ko sheeqva tum nay maan lia haa,
tum ko humsafer ki talsh haa aye doost ,
tu humsafer tu tumhery naseeb main haaa,
June 7th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
tum sach ho ya sapna, phir bhi lagta haa ka tum mery hoo,
tum agg ho ya pani, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum bhool ho ya kanta, phir bhi lagta haa tum meri hoo,
tum barsh hoo ya tufan, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum bahar ho ya kehezha, phir lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum ass ho ya pass hoo, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum jhoot ho ya sach phir lagta haa tum mery hoo,
tum isheq ya juun , phir bhi lagta haa ka tum mery hoo,
June 10th, 2006 at 11:01 am
You are so sweet chona
i dnt want u khona
i want place in ur heart’s kona
Atleast Good night tou kar lou na.
i visted this web for first time and may be last
but its v.nice
thanx 4 reading bye bye
June 13th, 2006 at 7:20 am
andhe ke haat mein tv,vehre ke haat mein radio, goonge ke haat me mic, aur tere haat mein MOBILE! Vaah,kya zamaana ay gayaa!
June 13th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
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L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….
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If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever..
June 13th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch..
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai….
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bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U …
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????
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June 16th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
Diyar-e- Ghair Main kaise sada dete
ay dost tu Mil Bhi Jata Tujhe Gawa Dete
ik Bar Tu Apne dil ki Bat Keh dete Mujhe
Teri Kasam Duwa Ham Aisi Karte K asmaa Hi Hila Dete …..
June 16th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
well come to life menu Style Love k 1 dabaiye engagment k liye 2 dabaiye shadi k liye 3 dabaiye
dosri shadi k liye pehli wali ka gala dabaiye !! thank you for joining us
June 18th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Hold 10 roses infront of mirror and u will see 11 roses and between the most beautiful rose in the world is only u.
June 18th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
I sent my cares 2 wind…& asked wind 2 pas them 2 u…so when u feel the wind blowing against ur face…that’s me saying take care:–)
June 18th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
yu..ojhal na hona meri najaro se ki ye dil chahe tumhara didar kare tumhi ko chahe tumhi ko pyaar kare aur tumhara intizaar kare…
June 21st, 2006 at 6:53 am
kon kahta hai k qyammat aay gi or main mar jaoon ga main b bara hoshyar hoon mangi mechay chup jaoon ga 03027155124
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:29 pm
bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai piyar,
hansti hai dostirulata hai piyar,
milati hai dostijuda karta hai piyar,
phir b kiyon log kartay hain piyar.
mehak
June 25th, 2006 at 7:17 am
1: If life’s a game, wish u always win. If life’s a journey, wish u walk on roses. If life’s a joy, i wish u always smile. WISH U A HAPPY LIFE.
2.Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai. Bole to 7wnders: 1Apun 2ApunkaDIL 3ApunkaSTYLE 4ApunkaSMILE 5ApunkaMOBILE 6ApunkaSMSor7 Apunka frnd its U.
3.D.O.S.T.I D:- Dastak bhi na de. O:- Or apna bana le. S:- Sari jindgi jo saath de. T:- Takdir jo sawaar de. I:- Isi rishte ko kehte hai…..Dosti
4.Pyari si subah main pyare se panchhi,pyari si kirne,pyari si oss ki boonden,pyari si thandi hawayein,ek pyare se dost ko pyara sa din de jaaye.Good morning.
1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.
4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..
5.Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
8.You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always…
9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
14.1. L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrow
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life….
15.Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended….
a crack is always there !!!
16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!!
18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain
21.Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
23.DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
24.When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
June 25th, 2006 at 7:20 am
26.When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
27.one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!”
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever
29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
30.To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
31.Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
i wish your day is full of SMILE
32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
33.Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me…..
34.A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
35.a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u…”
36.a friend is sweet when it is new…
it is sweeter when it is true….
but you know that…..
it is the sweetest when it is u..
37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
38.Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i
39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge
yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,
agar dost bankar raas na aaye
to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh
41.destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life…..
42.Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.
43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.
44.Meaning of Friendship : -
F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——–INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——–SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——–INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFUL
45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not
46. I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
47.I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
48.My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
49.My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”
50.Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
51.jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!
53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
54.Don’t shut love out of your life by saying
it’s impossible to find.
>The quickest way to
receive love is to give;
>The fastest way to lose
love is to hold it too tightly;
>And the best way to
keep love is to give it wings.
55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri najaroN ki taraf dekh
jamaane pe na jaa..
56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
58.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved’s advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.
59.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo…
63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me…!!!
64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”
66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
June 25th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
June 25th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
koi pathar se na mare mahbbob ko
koi pathar se na mare mere mehboob ko nuclear bum ka zamana
he bumb se uda do sale ko
June 26th, 2006 at 2:30 am
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola……..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
June 26th, 2006 at 2:31 am
(Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!
Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!
Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!
Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!
Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..
Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote
ladka bola :
kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.
O shayeri sunne walo jara
Gor se suno
Age ka nahi aata
Kisi aur se suno
When one door of happiness closes, another opens but aften we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
June 27th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
KISS
jab dil pareshan ho jaye
dhadkan ko bhi gin na paye
ankhon se baat kare
hoton se kuchh kehe na paye
tab koi paas aye
bahon me leke sukoon dilaye
ankhon se apni baat sune
hoton se apni pyaar kare
dil ki baat manta hi jaye
jo dil kahe wohi sab kare :*)
July 9th, 2006 at 6:09 am
meri her dard ma tumari tasvir hai
meri her aansu ma tumari yaaden judi hai
mout aiya to tumari bahon ma kafan chade to tumera aanchal ho
July 10th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Teri mehfil ne mujhe jeena sikha diya,
kisi hoti hai ek haseena dikha diya,
duniya puchhti hai ki ek sharifzada sharabi kaise hua,
meine bataya ki teri bewafai ne mujhe peena sikha diya.
-Written by Awal
July 10th, 2006 at 8:34 am
aap smajhte hain k humne aap ko bhula rakha hay.
aap nahi jante k dil mein basa rakha hay.
dekh naa le koi aapko humari aankhon mein is liye palkon ko is kadar jhuka rakha hay.
July 10th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Kabristan k chaukidar ki kabar pe baithay huay kuttay k galai k patte main chupe huay virus k sar k baal k andar k bacteria ki ki kasam TUSI GREAT HO….