Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
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April 21st, 2006 at 7:19 pm
I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day
April 25th, 2006 at 4:49 am
women are like an enternet virus.::
1st they enter your life, scan ur pockets ,
transfar mony, edit ur mind ,
download their poblems ,
delete ur smile and hang u 4 ever!
April 25th, 2006 at 4:50 am
SAAT wey asmanki sheir hum kar aye,
har ak tare se dosti hum kar aye
1tara khass tha jise hum apne sat le aye
varna aap hi sochiya
KI AAP ZAMEEN PE KAISE AAYE!
April 25th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
GREAT!
April 29th, 2006 at 8:45 am
abhey idher kia deakh raha
chal apna kam kar
tu abhee baaz nahi hai kia
apun nain tughey kia bolera hai
tu apun ka kaha kun nahi manta
apun tum ko 2 lagayain gha phir tu sudhery gha
April 29th, 2006 at 8:49 am
d, sey dog
d, sey donkey
m, sey monkey
c, sey chawal
s, sey sms pardnain wala
hehehehehehehehehe
April 29th, 2006 at 8:58 am
o bahai saab
o chaudhary saab
o mian saab
o cheema saab
o rana saab
o sheikh saab
o chider saab
o bajwa saab
o gujar saab
chalo apna apna kam kro idher kia tamasha laga rakha hai.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:09 pm
Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….
April 29th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI …………., Supliment Plz
Khawabon me aanewale tera shukriya,Dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya.. Kaun karta hai is zamane me kisi se dosti itni,hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya….
Khamoshiyon me ek ada itni pyari lagi,Aapki dosti hume sabse nayari si lagi…. Yeh na tute kabhi yahi dua hai kyon ki yahi duniya me hume hamari lagi….
Apni dosti phoolon ki tarah na ho jo ek bar khile aur murjha jaye balki kaaton ki tarah ho jo ek bar chubhe to bar bar yaad aaye.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,Kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jayenge… Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna,Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge….
Raakh ho gaya chama armano ka,Naamo nisaa na bacha mere afsano ka…. Babadi pe rajo gum kaisa yaaron,Hashr yahi hota hai deewano ka….
Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,Zamaae ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye… Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,Chod diya
unhone aur hum sawaal na kar paaye…
Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
April 30th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha sab apne apne gunha likho,
Sab lik rahay thay k achanuk aap…….ki awaz i
extra sheet please.
April 30th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Meri taref se apko 1 “PAPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Batau Q? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam de hai!
April 30th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
DONO ANKHOON ME ASHK RAHA KARTE HAIN,
HUM APNI KUCH YAADEIN TERE NAAM KARTE HAIN,
JOB kabhi BHI PALAK JHAPKE TUMHARI,
SAMAJH LENA HUM TUMHE YAAD KARTE HAIN……
April 30th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
SUNI ZINDAGI ME HULCHEL SII MEHSOOS HOI
BEJAN DILL KO AJ DHEDKEN SII MEHSOOS HOI
JANY KIUN AJ AESA LAGAA
K KAHIIN AP KI EK KAMII SII MEHSOOS HOI
April 30th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
vo kehty hain hum mer jain gy
per humari zindagi to0 on k pass he
jub tak vo loyn gy
ous se pehly hum hee chuly jain gy
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April 30th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
huq jatana apun ko nahi ata
jis din aa jy ga
tumhara haal boora ho jy ga
per apun ka kia jy ga
hume too0 sub mil jy ga
per tumahara sub chala jy ga
apun to0 bas tumhari khushi chahy ga
khamoshi se tumhary rastee se hut jy ga
phir shayad tum khush ho jy ga
i made my self
April 30th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
tunhie to0 tunhie hai mujh ko kia jelyy gi
jahan DOST BUSYY HO APP JESYYY VAHAN TUNHIE KIAA KER PY GI
May 1st, 2006 at 4:05 am
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!
May 1st, 2006 at 4:09 am
When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!â€
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.
May 1st, 2006 at 4:10 am
yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,
saade utte tenu rehm koi na,
horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,
saade leyi tere kol time koi naa…
AAJ KAL DIYAN KUDIYAN MUNDEYA NU KIVEN PERPOSE KADIYAN HAI - PIPLAN DI CHHAN HOVE,PHOOLAN DA RAS HOVE,JE MERA VAS HOVE TE TERI MAA MERI SAAS HOVE
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May 1st, 2006 at 4:14 am
Ek chuha sherni kol roj ek kapra(cloth)sut k chala janda c,
sherni ne ek din os nu fad k puchia:
oye a ki karda hunda tu roj?
chuha kehnda:
pawe phulkari ute vale buttian,mitran de chadre te padhe morni.
agar duniya ko kuch kar ke dikhana hai to sun meri baat :-Hathi ke upar ulta khadha hokar photo khickva , ab photo ko ulta karke duniya ko dikha
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May 1st, 2006 at 4:18 am
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
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May 1st, 2006 at 4:20 am
Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyon ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!
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May 2nd, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Kayi Log honge Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Par ek Mein Na hoonga Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Aur mai honga Bhi Kaise Tere janaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera janazaa aa raha hoga Tere janaze Ke Peeche.
May 3rd, 2006 at 10:30 am
hi nairay fasil you made me cry when i left.
why do i have this feeling for you WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
May 5th, 2006 at 5:22 am
YAAD HAI HUM PAHLE KAHA MILE THE….TRAIN RUKI NAZARO SE NAZAR MILI….AUR AAP NAY KAHA….ALLAH KE NAME PAR KUCHH DEDE BABA……:)
May 8th, 2006 at 8:03 am
Aasuon Pe Aasuon Ki Lakir Ban Gayi
Kabhi Na Socha Tha Aisi Takdir Ban Gayi
Hamne Tho U Hi Reth Me Ghumai Thi Ungliya
Dur Se Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Ban Gayi.
May 8th, 2006 at 8:58 am
Nagme Hai Sikwe Hai Kisse Hai batein Hai Batein Bhool Jati hai Har Jagah tum Yaad ati hai. Nigahome Har taraf tum chha jati hai….
May 8th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Kaash dil ki yea hasrat puri ho gaey
Aap miss call karein oor wo receive ho gaey
Phir hum dono karein khoob guftagu
Oor hosh tab aay jab sara balance khatam ho gaey
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May 8th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge your friendship by delivering 4 - 5 sweet & cool SMS ….. so hurry
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May 8th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Marnay per jannat mile na miley
Yea hawa yea fiza mile na miley
SMS karne main kanjusi mat karo
kya pata Uper ja kar Mobile mile na miley
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May 8th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Merey mobile ka accident ho gaya hay , doctor nay kaha hay ke bohot saray SMS ki bottle lagani paray ge So, plz donate much more SMS its urgent bcoz its in ICU
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May 9th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Mom: Beta so jao warna gabar singh aa jai ga,
Son: Mom pahle soo Rupaya do,
Mom: Kiyo?
Son: Warna main abo ko bulaonga or khaonga ke mare sone ke bad gabar singh aata hai.
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Jab Gabar Singh peda hua,
Tu us ke maa ne zooor se chatta mara,
pocho kiyon?
kiyon jub gabar singh peda hua to us ne kha maaa kitne aaddme the
May 10th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Think Big…..
Think Smart…
Think Beautiful…
Think Positive….
Think Great….
I know that is too much 4 u so here is a shortcut……….
Just Think About Me
May 10th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Jawani ke din chamkelay ho gay
or husn kay tewar nokelay ho gay
Hum intizaar karnay main thooray dheelay ho gay
Or un kay haath peelay ho gay
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May 10th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Har karz dosti ka ada karay ga koon
Hum na rahay to dosti karay ga koon
Aay Khuda meray dostoon ko salamat rakhna
Warna mari shadi main Dance karay ga koon
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May 10th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Hum dua kartay hain Khuda say ke woh aap jaisa dost oor na banay
Aik cartoon jaisi cheez hay hamaray pass
kahin wo bhi na common ho gay
Aay haay Aay haay
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May 10th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye, aye dost aap apni manzil ko paye, ager kabhi teri raho main andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie Khuda humko jalaye,, Happey Friendship
May 10th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…
May 10th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
May 10th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
May 13th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Wife asked to Husband “Honey! what r u looking for?
Husband: Nothing….
Wife: Nothing????????
You have been reading our marrige cirtificate for an hour????
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date………..!
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May 24th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Merye lye ab to din bi andari raat hai. Ab tu to shod gyi. Sanyan
hi mere sath hai. Kal vo bi shod jayga.
May 24th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
Ik bat sono yaro kabi pyar mat karna. Is rah me Sirf dokh hai
kabi ekrar mat krna. Ye to ek hava ka joka hai.
May 25th, 2006 at 4:26 am
• ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain… 0321-7751780
May 26th, 2006 at 1:16 am
I THINK THESE SMS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, MUJHE BOHOT MAZA AAYA, BOHOT HASI MEIN PHIR ROHNA BHI AAYA. I LOVE IT WE LOVE IT. WE WANT IT. WE LOVE AMAN XXXXX
May 26th, 2006 at 11:20 am
devdas ke babu ji ne kahaan sowar ki aulaad ghar chor do, us ki ma ney kahaan kambakhad paro ko chor do, paro ney kahaan janeman daru chor do, leikin app ko kiss ney kahaan key pagal khana chor do.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:39 am
shaam hothi hai thu ashko se jalathi hai chiraagh
subah hothi hai thu daman se bujathi hai chiraagh
ak hum hai ke abbhi tak hai diyee se mehroom
ak woh hai ke chiraaghoo se jalathi hai chiraagh.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:41 am
One day you will ask me what i love more…… you or my life and when i will say my life you will walk away from me without knowing that you are my life.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:44 am
tapish suraj ki hothi hai
jalna zameen ko parta hai
qasoor ankho ka hotha hai
leikin tadapna dil ko hotha hai.