Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
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September 28th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Humin har dour ki gardish ne salami di
hum wo pather hain jo har dour main bhari nikle
kartey the mere dard pe tana zani bahut
sar pe pari tu un ke bhi kasbal nikle gai
September 30th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me,
Ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,
Tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi,
Par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye
September 30th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Dil se dil badi mushkil se milta hai
tufan mein dost badi mushkil se milta hai
yu to milta hi hazaro is duniya mein
par ek sacha dost badi mushkil se milta hai.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:40 am
us k chahray ka tabasum rahy kayam ya rab……
us ki zindage mai khoshion ka basera ker day…
tu merey karb ki raton ko baly khatm na ker….
os ki her sham k akhir mai sawera ker day……
os k dil k kise koney mai jaga day muj ko……
os ki ankhon ko meray sapno say kheeera ker day
ya mere dua ha mola sun lay………………..
sare doniya say chupa ker osay mera ker day….
October 9th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Jahan ki Qurbat mein sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi Payega,
maklul ki fitrat hai ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega magar ye sher samjh nahi ayega….
October 10th, 2007 at 9:08 am
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
October 11th, 2007 at 7:10 am
khuli jo aankhen manzar ajeeb tha
dard tha magar wo dil ke kareeb tha
jinhe hum dhondte the hathon ki lakeeron main
pata chala wo kisi aur ka naseeb tha
October 11th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
sabse pehle ghusl phir taharat ho,phir uske baad nooton ki zyarat ho,par usse pehle aap sabhi logon ko,humari taraf se eid bahoot bahoot mubarak ho.
October 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
koi ehad bhi usko yad nahi…
koi bat bhi usko yad nahi…
eik shakhs ne usko chaha tha…
wo zaat b usko yad nahi…
jab shab ki bijli chamki thi…
aur badal toot ke barsa tha…
ham dhono jes may bhege thay…
wo barsat b usko yad nahi…
wo sahil,daria,phool,hawa…
wo wada sath nebhane ka…
aur shab bhar CHAND ko deka tha…
wo rat b usko yad nahi…
wo kehta tha may suntha tha…
may kehta tha wo sontha tha…
un lakon batoon may koi it bat b usko yad nahi…
October 16th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
mai ne pocha kaisy ho …..
badlay ho ya waisay ho ….
roop wohi andaz wohi…..
ya phir is mai koi kami ………..
hijr ka kuch ahsas tu ho ga…
koi tumhary pas tu ho ga…….
mai ne kaha ya majbore thi…..
kab manzor mujay ya dore thi……..
sath hamara kab chota ha…
rooh ka rishta kab tota ha……
ankh say jo ansoo behtay hain.
tum ko khabr ha kia kahtay hain ….
mai nay kaha awaz tumhare.
aj b ha hum raz hamare.
phol wafa k khil jain gay……..
ik din hum phir mil jain gay…..
us k chahray ka tabasum rahy kayam ya rab……
us ki zindage mai khoshion ka basera ker day…
tu merey karb ki raton ko baly khatm na ker….
os ki her sham k akhir mai sawera ker day……
os k dil k kise koney mai jaga day muj ko……
os ki ankhon ko meray sapno say kheeera ker day
ya mere dua ha mola sun lay………………..
sare doniya say chupa ker osay mera ker day….
October 16th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Wo meri aankhon par jhuk kar kehti hai*main hoon*
Uska saans mere honto ko chhu kar kehta hai*main hoon*
Sooni dewaaron ki khamoshi,sargoshi mein kehti hai*main hoon*
Hum ghayal hein sub kehte hein…
Main bhi kehta hoon*main hoon*
October 19th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Apke cheray pe udassi
Ankhun may nami hai,
National namak istemal karo.
apko ioden ki kami hai
October 20th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 pm
tammana se nahi tanhai darte hai , pyar se nahi ruswai se darte hai. milne ki to bahut chahat hai. par milne ke baad judai se darte hai hum
October 24th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Once a bihari went to an intervie. He was asked to pronoucne
Institute, Aptitude, Magnitute and Substitute.
He said,- inkichoot, apkichoot, makichoot and sabkichoot.
Girl- Is dress ka price kya hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl- us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl- Dono dress pack kardo, payment dadi degi.
A man had just two hair on his head. So one hair said - we should marry and increase hair.Other replied -”No we can’t” Becoz Baal Vivah is strictly banned.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
bay shaq kuch waqat ka intezaar mila hum ko,
per sab say pyara dost mila hum ko,
na rahe tamanna kisi jannat ki hame,
ay dost ,teri dosti say wo pyar mila hum ko
October 31st, 2007 at 2:21 pm
us k chahray ka tabasum rahy kayam ya rab……
us ki zindage mai khoshion ka basera ker day…
tu merey karb ki raton ko baly khatm na ker….
os ki her sham k akhir mai sawera ker day……
os k dil k kise koney mai jaga day muj ko……
os ki ankhon ko meray sapno say kheeera ker day
ya mere dua ha mola sun lay………………..
sare doniya say chupa ker osay mera ker day….
November 3rd, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Suna hai aapki ek muskan par hazaaro marte to kee smiling and reduce population..
November 5th, 2007 at 5:08 am
Hum na chaha hai tumhain tum na chaha kisee aur ko
khuda kare tum jasay chaho wo chahai kisee aur ko
November 5th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Ek sard hawa ka, jhonka tha ke kiya tha wo
Meri rooh ko zakhm deta huwa jaraha thaw wo
Main nahi janta tha kay maut kiya cheez hai
Haan Shaeyed, wahi hawa ka sard sa jhonka hai
Laga yoon kay maut agai, mujhe jab.
khabar mili mujhe yun walid kay guzar janay ki jab.
November 5th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Yoon hi nahi jantay thay kay zindagi kiya hai,
unhi kay saye nay hame samjhaya kay zindagi kiya hai,
Jab wahi saya na raha to kiya raha, zindagi sang.
sakoon miliga shayad, maut kay sang.
November 5th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Ek sard hawa ka, jhonka tha ke kiya tha wo
Meri rooh ko zakhm deta huwa jaraha thaw wo
Main nahi janta tha kay maut kiya cheez hai
Haan Shaeyed, wahi hawa ka sard sa jhonka hai
Laga yoon kay maut agai, mujhe jab.
khabar mili mujhe yun walid kay guzar janay ki jab.
Yoon hi nahi jantay thay kay zindagi kiya hai,
unhi kay saye nay hame samjhaya kay zindagi kiya hai,
Jab wahi saya na raha to kiya raha, zindagi sang.
sakoon miliga shayad, maut kay sang.
November 5th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Ek sard hawa ka, jhonka tha ke kiya tha wo
Meri rooh ko zakhm deta huwa jaraha thaw wo
Main nahi janta tha kay maut kiya cheez hai
Haan Shaeyed, wahi hawa ka sard sa jhonka hai
Laga yoon kay maut agai, mujhe jab.
khabar mili mujhe yun walid kay guzar janay ki jab.
Yoon hi nahi jantay thay kay zindagi kiya hai,
unhi kay saye nay hame samjhaya kay zindagi kiya hai,
Jab wahi saya na raha to kiya raha, zindagi sang.
sakoon miliga shayad, maut kay sang.
November 7th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
msg na karna msg na karna msg na karna msg na karna paise tum bachana par sms na karna hum bechte rahenge tum bas parhna hum tu hogey kangal par tum ho ameer:-)
November 16th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Bohat dino ki baat thi
shabab per bahar thi
fiza bhi khushgawar thi
na jaane kioun machal para
main apne ghar se chal para
kisi ne mujh ko rok ker
bari aada se tok ker
kaha ke laut ayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
magar mujhe khabar na thi
mahaul per nazar na thi
na janey kioun machal para
main apney ghar se chal para
phir shehar se main aa gaya
khayal tha ke paa gaya
usey jo mujh se durr thi
magar meri zaroor thi
phir ik haseen shaam ko
main chal para salam ko
gali ka rang dekh ker
naye tarang dekh ker
mujhe bari khushi hui
mujhe bari khushi hui
main kuch isi khushi main tha
kisi ne bahir jhank ker kaha
paraye ghar se jayyee
meri qasam na ayyee
meri qasam na ayyee
wohi haseen shaam hai
bahar jis ka naam hai
chala hoon ghar ko chor ker
na janey jaoon ga kidhar
koi nahin jo rok ker
koi nahin jo tok ker
kahay ke laut ayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
meri qasam na jayyee
November 20th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Meray dard ki kahani meri hasraton sey poocho,
Mein luta hoon kaisey meray doston sey poocho,
Jo khuda tha meray dil ka,mera dil usi ney tora,
Yeh ghamo ki sarhadon par mujhey kis ney la chora,
Ussey mein ney kitna chaha dharkano sey poocho,
Mein luta hoon kis tarah meray doston sey poocho,
Yeh saza meray naseeb ney dee meri aashiqui ki,
Diya jis ko dil ussi ney meray dil sey dillagi ki,
Mein kahan kahan jala hoon meri hasraton sey poocho,
Mein luta hoon kis tarah meray doston sey poocho.
dil$ay
November 20th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
bohat roka dil ko, magar yeh khoo gya
phir rafta rafta un sye pyar ho gya
iss jhooti duniya main, jhooti ana k bhais main
humein b koi mila, aur pyar ho gya
hota raha shoor, aur uss shoor-o-ghul main
ik bar un ko suna, aur pyar ho gya
grajtay rahay baadal. barasta raha sawan
barish ki pehli boond parhi, aur pyar ho gya
rooz jeeta tha, main rooz marta tha
aab k bar uss pye mara, aur pyar ho gya
dil$ay
November 20th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Ye Hadein na Tor dena, Mere Da’ire mai rehna,
Mujhe apne Dil mai rakhna, Mere Haafze mai rehna
Mera Bojh khood uthana, Mera Karb Aap sehna,
Mere Zakhm Baant lena, Mere Rat-Jage mai rehna
Mera Hukum khood sunana, Meri Mohr khood lagana,
Mere Mashwarey mai hona, Mere Faisle mai rehna
Kabi Manzilon ki surat Meri Dastaras se bahar,
Kabi Sang-e-Mel ban ker Mere Raste mai rehna
Mere Haath ki Lakeerein, Tera Naam ban k Chamke,
Meri Khuahishon ki Khushbu, Mere Za’iche mai rehna
dil$ay
November 20th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Kisi Ki Chahat Par Jine Wale Hum Na The, Kisi Pe Mar Mitne Wale Hum Na The, Adat Si Pad Gayi Hai Tumhe Yaad Karne Ki, Varna Kisi Ko Yaad Karne Wale Hum Na The.
dil$ay
November 20th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
aaj phir teri yaad ayi barish ko dekh kr dil pe zoor na raha apni be bsi ko dekh kr roye iss kadar teri yaad mein ai dost ….k barish b tham gyi meri barish ko dekh kr..
dil$ay
November 20th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
ager kisi ko shaeri pasand aye tu mujy jatt.peyara par msg kar k bata dayna tak main pir kabi iss sit ka visat kar skon
ok bye tc
November 20th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Main Gia Tha Us Galee Mian Kaii Khuwahishain Pehan Kar,,Woh Jo Thin Bohat Shanasa,Inhi Khirkiyon Se Ab k,Kisi Rukh Ki Roshni Se Na Chiraag Koi Larza,Na Sitara Koi Chamka ,Dil e Muntazir Ki Janib,,Na Uthai Koi Chilman Kisi Dast Per Hina Nay,,Na Saba Ko Dastakon SeKoi Parda Sarsaraya,Kisi Khuwaab Se Ulajh Kar Na Hi Churiyaan Hi Chankin,Kisi Aankh Main Simat Kar Na Hi Chaand Muskuraya,Main Gia Tha Us Galee Main Kaii Khuwahishain Pehan Kar……..!!
dil$ay
November 20th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
aik shakhs meray paas reh kar bhi samjhha nahi Mujhhay:( Aes baat ka malaal hai shikwa nahi Mujhhay …main aus ko bay wafaai ka ilzaam kaisay day doon :-”aus nay to Ibtada say hhi chaha naheen Mujhhay… pathhar samjh kar Mujh ko paon ki Nock par rakhh diya ..Afsos aus ki aankh nay parkhha nahi Mujhay ..Mujhh ko bhi kab Tehrna thha Paas aus kay ..Chalo achha howa Aus nay Bhi Roka nahi Mujhhay
dil$ay
November 21st, 2007 at 6:07 am
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
kashif ajk from abudhabi……….ok
November 21st, 2007 at 6:10 am
tum bin gea gay khasay .sadiou sa lumbe ha ratha sadiou sa lamba din aag aag lot ki ya dil khar rah hi .tum bin gee gay khasay .
November 22nd, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Bhol Kar Bhi Kisi Ko Na Rulaana,
Zindagi Me Sab Ko Hasana,
Dushman Ko Bhi Gale Lagana,
Phirbh Koi Gam De To Muje Phon Lagana.
November 24th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Amal se bhi maanga wafa se bhi maanga.
Tujhay yaar teri raza se bhi maanga.
Na is se kuch mila to dua se bhi maanga.
Khuda ki qasam tujhay khuda se bhi maanga.
Mut pooch is ehsaas ki shidat se.
Maine to bursaat main jultay ghuro ko dekha hai.
November 25th, 2007 at 7:16 am
manzlain b us ki theen… rasta b us ka tha…. aik main akaila tha…. qafla b us ka tha… sath sath chalny ki…. soch b us ki thi… phir rasta badlny ka… faisla b us ka tha… aj kiun akeela hoon… dil sawal karta hai… log to usi k thay… kia KHUDA b us ka tha?….
January 30th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Chand lamhon ki mauhlat aur de de
Mere dardon ko sukoon aane laga hai
Unki mehfil ka asar kahen ya khuda jaane
Ab to marne me bhi maja ane laga hai…..
January 30th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
shu karwa nafrat karo chho tamari nafarat ma pan prem chhe jo haa
kahesho to prem karish naa kahesho to mahenat karish jyare tamara laayak thais tyare fari thi offer karish
January 31st, 2008 at 9:24 am
Har kadm pe imtehan leti hai zindagi
Har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi
Ham zindagi se shiqwa karen bhi to kaide
Aap sa dost bhi to deti hai zindagi ,,,,,,
February 4th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Aye Dost tu itna badkalam na ho ki kabhi karib se gujrae to dua-salam na ho Dil mai haazaar gila shikva ho Magar Yeh nahi mumkin Tum aao mere ghar mein aur ahitram na ho Haazaar Dusmani Ho tumse,magar Khuda karen Dil mein kabhi ahsaa..sen intekam na ho.sitwat.
July 15th, 2008 at 8:40 am
wo jo milta hai bhola deta hai jane kia bat ha dil usko dua deta hai pyar se rotay me hansany wala yad ata hai to hanste me rula deta hai oman 95389415
July 15th, 2008 at 8:52 am
HUM HI NAHI THE PYAR K KABIL
YA USSE PYAR NIBHAYA NA GAYA
HUM TO TERE APNE THE PAR
TUM SE APNA BANAYA NA GAYA
HUM NE BAS TUM KO DIL DIYA THA PAR
TUMSE KISI EK SE DIL LAGAYA NA GAYA
IS TARAH SE TODA MERA DIL
K EK BHI TUKDA UTHAYA NA GAYA ……..
July 15th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door karna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko —- karna himmat ki baat hai
November 20th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Ek sard hawa ka, jhonka tha ke kiya tha wo
Meri rooh ko zakhm deta huwa jaraha thaw wo
Main nahi janta tha kay maut kiya cheez hai
Haan Shaeyed, wahi hawa ka sard sa jhonka hai
Laga yoon kay maut agai, mujhe jab.
khabar mili mujhe yun walid kay guzar janay ki jab.
Yoon hi nahi jantay thay kay zindagi kiya hai,
unhi kay saye nay hame samjhaya kay zindagi kiya hai,
Jab wahi saya na raha to kiya raha, zindagi sang.
sakoon miliga shayad, maut kay sang.
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Patni apne pati ko A G kyo kahti he ?
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kyo ki wo sabhy hoti he apne pati ko Bhare bazar me ABE GADHE kahna sabhyata nani he..
November 29th, 2008 at 8:25 am
kabhi love mat krna ku ke
“love is slow poisen”
or koe dur jata hai to dard hota hai asa ku hota hai…..
tell me ?///
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Pakistan Post Office ne
Saddar zardari
ke
Tasveer walay Ticket jaary kr deay.
Ab
Awaam Paraishaan Hain
K
Thook kis taraf lagaya jae?