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Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

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579 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)”

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  1. 551 Hameed khan Madhikhel Says:

    Budget 2009
    Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.
    Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.
    Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.
    Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.
    Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
    1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
    2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
    Pakistan Zinda Baad.
    Jeay zardari.

  2. 552 Hameed khan Madhikhel Says:

    Zardari k aane ka pehla tuhfa, ta
    ”BUSH”ny ”’GENRAL HUD”’ ko Pakistan mein
    SAFEER bana kr bejahy.yeh wohi Maloun hy jis ny
    ”’GUANTANAMUBY JAIL”’mein ”’QURAN-E-PAK”’ko
    (Nauzubillah)Toilet mein bahaya,aur kaha k
    ”’Is Fitny Wali Kitab Ko Duniya Sy Khatam Kar Do”’

  3. 553 Anonymous Says:

    Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

    Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

    Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

    D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

    Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

    Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

    Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

    Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

    Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

    Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

    Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

    Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

    jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

    Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

    Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

    Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

  4. 554 Grace Says:

    kisi moad pe akelamat chodna,Armano se bhra dil mat todna,Duniya begani ho jaye to gam nahi,Tamna ye hai ki tu mera sath kabi na chodna.
    Taras gye apko dekhne k liye,Dil fir bhi aapke liye dua karta hai,Humse khusnaseeb to aapka aaina hai,Jo roj aapko dekh liya karta hai…
    Baat tab ki hai jab husan parde mein rehta tha,aur ishq use dekhne k liye khuda se fariyad kiya karta tha ki “e khuda hawa ka ik jhoka aye aur vo benakab ho jaye”ik din ishq chal bsa aur husan uski kabar par phul chadane k liye jaise hi neche jhuka hawa ka jhoka aya aur tab husan benakab ho gya,tab kabar se awaz ayi…e khuda ye kaisi teri khudai hai,aaj hum parde me hai,aur vo benakab ayi hai….
    Taaro me akela chand jagmgata hai,mushkilon me akela insan dagmgata hai,musibton se mat ghabrana e dost,kuki kanto me hi akela gulab muskurata hai….
    Ik punjabi woman taklking to an enlish doctor in london for her ill child,my kaka is ill ik week da,na eat da na sleep da bas weep da te cheek da….ha ha ha

  5. 555 faiza Says:

    ye to bahut achche hain par mere paas koi naya sher nahi hai
    faiza

  6. 556 majid ghauri Says:

    ha jahan ma whoi loge atha
    jo peantha han sardi ma chatha

  7. 557 HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL Says:

    HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL
    ———————
    NANG DA PUKHTON,
    SANG DA JANAN
    RANG DA ASMAN
    SHRNG DA BNGRO
    JAN DA STARGO
    MINA DA TWAN
    LARA DA GUDAR
    ISHQ DA ASHIQ
    LAILA DA MAJNUN
    FARHAD DA SHRNE
    ADAM KHAN DA DURKHANY
    YOUSF DA SHERBANO
    MOSAM DA BAHAR
    GHZL DA GHANI
    AWAZ DA TAKAR
    SUR DA SHABAB
    TANG DA RABAB
    GHAM DA JANAN

  8. 558 HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL Says:

    HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL
    ———————-
    JB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAOGE
    JB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGE
    JB TUM HUME BHOOL JAOGE
    TAB
    AISA
    THAPPAR PARE GA K SB YAD AA JAYGA

  9. 559 HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL Says:

    KABI AGAR TUM
    DUA MAI KISI KO MANGO PHIR WO
    TUMKO NA MILE.
    TO JAN LO K KAHIN KOI OR
    TUMHE APNE RAB SE MANG RAA HAI
    OR USKI MHBT ME TMSE ZIADA SHIDAT HAI.
    OK

  10. 560 HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL Says:

    HUM AAP K ACCOUNT MAIN ADD KER RAHEY HAI…

    DIL
    JAN
    PYAR
    MOHABBAT
    KHUSHI
    HANSI
    JIS KA PIN CODE HAI SIRF AUR SIRF
    AAP KI EK
    ***MUSKRAHAT***

  11. 561 HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL Says:

    WO MERA THE YE BATHAN AJAB LGTA HAI
    AB US SE ANKH MILANA AJEB LGTH HAI
    JO ZINDAGI MAY HAMARA KBI B HO NA SAKA
    AB USKA KHAWAB MAY ANA AJEB LGTA HAI
    BARY KHALUS SE DAWAT TO US NE BHEJI HAI
    PR USKI BAZM MAY JANA AJEB LGTA HAI
    THA JIS KA HATH KBI HAMARE HATHO MAY WASI
    AB US SE HATH MILANA AJEEB LGTA HAI.

  12. 562 ushtaq ali mastoi Says:

    me or tumahari phophi aksar ye bate karte hain tere hath na hote tu kisi lagti ek taang na hoti tu kese chalti ik ankh ke bager tu kase dekhti me or tumahri phophi aksar ya bate karte hain

  13. 563 mushtaq mastoi Says:

    tamana hai ke roshan ho teri mehfil teri duniya. ujala agar tum ko mil sake tu ghar ham bhi jala denge

  14. 564 iliyas Says:

    One day you will ask me what i love more…… you or my life and when i will say my life you will walk away from me without knowing that you are my life.

  15. 565 sachin Says:

    aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
    aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
    aap se door karna kismat ki baat hai
    magar aap ko —- karna himmat ki baat hai

  16. 566 sandhya Says:

    Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
    Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
    Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

  17. 567 faiza Says:

    dil ke baat dil se karna,
    dil na bolay to mou na kholna,
    ziban ko band rakhna,
    mamo warna kuch utar jaeen gay.

  18. 568 Anonymous Says:

    Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
    Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
    Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

  19. 569 Rajiv Says:

    Aasuon Pe Aasuon Ki Lakir Ban Gayi
    Kabhi Na Socha Tha Aisi Takdir Ban Gayi
    Hamne Tho U Hi Reth Me Ghumai Thi Ungliya
    Dur Se Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Ban Gayi

  20. 570 brijesh mishra Says:

    naraj hona abse galti kahlayegi
    aap yadi hamse naraj hue to ye sanse tham jayegi
    aur haste rahna yunhi hamesa kyoki aapki hasi se kisi ki jindgi sawar jayegi

  21. 571 brijesh mishra Says:

    dur ho hamse hamdam ke paas ho tum
    ek sunhare pyar ki itihas me ho tum
    hum rah nahi sakte tumse juda
    kyoki har dhadakti sans me ho tum

  22. 572 brijesh mishra Says:

    jameen ke har jarre ko aftab kar denge
    gulsan ke har phool ko gulab kar denge
    rah na sakoge hamre bina ek pal bhi
    aapki adat itani kharab kar denge
    love u very much

  23. 573 mustafa Says:

    kuchh tham gaya hai pal shayad,
    waqt mein badh gaya hai bal shayad,
    dil hai to dard bhi hoga,
    nahin iska koi hal shayad.

  24. 574 AVI Says:

    REALY IT’S TO GOOD,,,,,,,,,
    I REALY LOVE THAT,,,,,,,,,,

    Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata

    Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye

    Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha

    Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  25. 575 Ganesh Mahajan Says:

    Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
    Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
    Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
    Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.
    Tum Na Aye To
    Tumhare Bina hi Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Jaenge

  26. 576 kabir Says:

    tuta hai dil jabse dil lagana chhod diya, tuta dil jabse dil lagna chhod diya…dil laga bhi lenge kisi se, toh hamne aaj kal nibhana chhod diya

  27. 577 Zulfiqar Ali Says:

    Raat Dhalti Rahi Chand Jalta Raha
    Aatish-e-hijir Main Koi Jalat Raha
    Ghar Ki Tanhayan Dil Ko Dasti Rahin
    Koi Bechain Karwte Badalta Raha
    Aas-o-Umeed Ki Shama Roshan Kiye
    Ghar Ki Dehliz Koi Takta Raha
    Raat Bhar Chandni Gungunati Rahi
    Raat Bhar Tanha Koi Sisakta Raha
    Ashk Palkon Pay Aa K Jamtay Rahay
    Naam Lub Pay Kissi Ka Larzta Raha
    Aaj Phir Raat Yunhi Basar Ho Gai
    Aaj Phir Koi Khud Se Ulajhta Raha……
    zulfi

  28. 578 kishore Says:

    dosti bina zindgi fizool he,par dosti k bhi apne usool he,milti he dosti me bhi taklifen,par dosti apki ho to sab kabool he.

  29. 579 kishore Says:

    mujhe sulane ka khatir jab raat aati he, mai so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai,puchhne par dil se ye awaz aati he,aaj dosto ko yaad karle raat to roz aati he.

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