Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
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December 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Budget 2009
Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay.
Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay.
Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray.
Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra.
Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko…
1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge.
2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga.
Pakistan Zinda Baad.
Jeay zardari.
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Zardari k aane ka pehla tuhfa, ta
”BUSH”ny ”’GENRAL HUD”’ ko Pakistan mein
SAFEER bana kr bejahy.yeh wohi Maloun hy jis ny
”’GUANTANAMUBY JAIL”’mein ”’QURAN-E-PAK”’ko
(Nauzubillah)Toilet mein bahaya,aur kaha k
”’Is Fitny Wali Kitab Ko Duniya Sy Khatam Kar Do”’
December 7th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..
Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…
Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha
Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..
Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..
Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..
jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..
Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!
Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!
December 8th, 2008 at 11:12 am
kisi moad pe akelamat chodna,Armano se bhra dil mat todna,Duniya begani ho jaye to gam nahi,Tamna ye hai ki tu mera sath kabi na chodna.
Taras gye apko dekhne k liye,Dil fir bhi aapke liye dua karta hai,Humse khusnaseeb to aapka aaina hai,Jo roj aapko dekh liya karta hai…
Baat tab ki hai jab husan parde mein rehta tha,aur ishq use dekhne k liye khuda se fariyad kiya karta tha ki “e khuda hawa ka ik jhoka aye aur vo benakab ho jaye”ik din ishq chal bsa aur husan uski kabar par phul chadane k liye jaise hi neche jhuka hawa ka jhoka aya aur tab husan benakab ho gya,tab kabar se awaz ayi…e khuda ye kaisi teri khudai hai,aaj hum parde me hai,aur vo benakab ayi hai….
Taaro me akela chand jagmgata hai,mushkilon me akela insan dagmgata hai,musibton se mat ghabrana e dost,kuki kanto me hi akela gulab muskurata hai….
Ik punjabi woman taklking to an enlish doctor in london for her ill child,my kaka is ill ik week da,na eat da na sleep da bas weep da te cheek da….ha ha ha
December 14th, 2008 at 5:03 am
ye to bahut achche hain par mere paas koi naya sher nahi hai
faiza
December 16th, 2008 at 6:44 am
ha jahan ma whoi loge atha
jo peantha han sardi ma chatha
December 18th, 2008 at 9:14 am
HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL
———————
NANG DA PUKHTON,
SANG DA JANAN
RANG DA ASMAN
SHRNG DA BNGRO
JAN DA STARGO
MINA DA TWAN
LARA DA GUDAR
ISHQ DA ASHIQ
LAILA DA MAJNUN
FARHAD DA SHRNE
ADAM KHAN DA DURKHANY
YOUSF DA SHERBANO
MOSAM DA BAHAR
GHZL DA GHANI
AWAZ DA TAKAR
SUR DA SHABAB
TANG DA RABAB
GHAM DA JANAN
December 18th, 2008 at 9:20 am
HAMEED KHAN MADHIKHEL
———————-
JB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAOGE
JB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGE
JB TUM HUME BHOOL JAOGE
TAB
AISA
THAPPAR PARE GA K SB YAD AA JAYGA
December 18th, 2008 at 9:25 am
KABI AGAR TUM
DUA MAI KISI KO MANGO PHIR WO
TUMKO NA MILE.
TO JAN LO K KAHIN KOI OR
TUMHE APNE RAB SE MANG RAA HAI
OR USKI MHBT ME TMSE ZIADA SHIDAT HAI.
OK
December 18th, 2008 at 9:29 am
HUM AAP K ACCOUNT MAIN ADD KER RAHEY HAI…
DIL
JAN
PYAR
MOHABBAT
KHUSHI
HANSI
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI SIRF AUR SIRF
AAP KI EK
***MUSKRAHAT***
December 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
WO MERA THE YE BATHAN AJAB LGTA HAI
AB US SE ANKH MILANA AJEB LGTH HAI
JO ZINDAGI MAY HAMARA KBI B HO NA SAKA
AB USKA KHAWAB MAY ANA AJEB LGTA HAI
BARY KHALUS SE DAWAT TO US NE BHEJI HAI
PR USKI BAZM MAY JANA AJEB LGTA HAI
THA JIS KA HATH KBI HAMARE HATHO MAY WASI
AB US SE HATH MILANA AJEEB LGTA HAI.
December 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am
me or tumahari phophi aksar ye bate karte hain tere hath na hote tu kisi lagti ek taang na hoti tu kese chalti ik ankh ke bager tu kase dekhti me or tumahri phophi aksar ya bate karte hain
December 25th, 2008 at 9:18 am
tamana hai ke roshan ho teri mehfil teri duniya. ujala agar tum ko mil sake tu ghar ham bhi jala denge
January 14th, 2009 at 9:19 am
One day you will ask me what i love more…… you or my life and when i will say my life you will walk away from me without knowing that you are my life.
January 16th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door karna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko —- karna himmat ki baat hai
January 16th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
dil ke baat dil se karna,
dil na bolay to mou na kholna,
ziban ko band rakhna,
mamo warna kuch utar jaeen gay.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
January 29th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Aasuon Pe Aasuon Ki Lakir Ban Gayi
Kabhi Na Socha Tha Aisi Takdir Ban Gayi
Hamne Tho U Hi Reth Me Ghumai Thi Ungliya
Dur Se Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Ban Gayi
January 29th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
naraj hona abse galti kahlayegi
aap yadi hamse naraj hue to ye sanse tham jayegi
aur haste rahna yunhi hamesa kyoki aapki hasi se kisi ki jindgi sawar jayegi
January 29th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
dur ho hamse hamdam ke paas ho tum
ek sunhare pyar ki itihas me ho tum
hum rah nahi sakte tumse juda
kyoki har dhadakti sans me ho tum
January 29th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
jameen ke har jarre ko aftab kar denge
gulsan ke har phool ko gulab kar denge
rah na sakoge hamre bina ek pal bhi
aapki adat itani kharab kar denge
love u very much
January 30th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
kuchh tham gaya hai pal shayad,
waqt mein badh gaya hai bal shayad,
dil hai to dard bhi hoga,
nahin iska koi hal shayad.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
REALY IT’S TO GOOD,,,,,,,,,
I REALY LOVE THAT,,,,,,,,,,
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata
Isiliye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyar tha
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi maar gaye ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.
Tum Na Aye To
Tumhare Bina hi Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Jaenge
February 4th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
tuta hai dil jabse dil lagana chhod diya, tuta dil jabse dil lagna chhod diya…dil laga bhi lenge kisi se, toh hamne aaj kal nibhana chhod diya
February 22nd, 2009 at 5:38 am
Raat Dhalti Rahi Chand Jalta Raha
Aatish-e-hijir Main Koi Jalat Raha
Ghar Ki Tanhayan Dil Ko Dasti Rahin
Koi Bechain Karwte Badalta Raha
Aas-o-Umeed Ki Shama Roshan Kiye
Ghar Ki Dehliz Koi Takta Raha
Raat Bhar Chandni Gungunati Rahi
Raat Bhar Tanha Koi Sisakta Raha
Ashk Palkon Pay Aa K Jamtay Rahay
Naam Lub Pay Kissi Ka Larzta Raha
Aaj Phir Raat Yunhi Basar Ho Gai
Aaj Phir Koi Khud Se Ulajhta Raha……
zulfi
March 15th, 2009 at 8:12 am
dosti bina zindgi fizool he,par dosti k bhi apne usool he,milti he dosti me bhi taklifen,par dosti apki ho to sab kabool he.
March 15th, 2009 at 8:16 am
mujhe sulane ka khatir jab raat aati he, mai so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai,puchhne par dil se ye awaz aati he,aaj dosto ko yaad karle raat to roz aati he.