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Funny Signs, Quotes & Hoardings

In a Bangkok temple:
“IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED
AS A MAN.”

Cocktail lounge, Norway:
“LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.”

Doctors’ office, Rome:
“SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES”

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
“DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS”

In a Nairobi restaurant:
“CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER”

On a River/highway crossing:
“TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.”

On a poster at an educational institution:
“ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP YOU”

In a City restaurant:
“OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS”

A sign seen on an automatic rest-room hand dryer:
“DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS”

In a cemetery:
“PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR
OWN GRAVES”

Tokyo hotel’s rules and regulations:
“GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING
BEHAVIOURS IN BED”

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
“OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.”

In a Tokyo bar:
“SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS”

Hotel, Yugoslavia:
“THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
CHAMBERMAID”

Hotel, Japan:
“YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.”

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across a monastery:
“YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND
SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT
THURSDAY”

A sign posted in Germany’s Black Forest:
“IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT
PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE
TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS

PURPOSE”

Hotel, Zurich:
“BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED
FOR
THIS PURPOSE”

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
“WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?”

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: “GUARANTEED TO WORK
THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE”

In a Swiss mountain inn:
“SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM”

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
“WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.”

A laundry in Rome:
“LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A
GOOD TIME

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2 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny Signs, Quotes & Hoardings”

  1. 1 Abdul Razzaque Hyderabadi Says:

    Good Morning! sir..
    Naashte main kiya chahye?
    Chaye Biscuit ya Direct Lunch pe Goli!..
    Life line samjhta hai?… Teri Choti thi Lammbi kardi…
    Hahahahahahaha!!!
    Pesa! “Nahain Hai” Oh!! Nahain! hai?…
    Mere do Anmol Ratan ek tha “Raam” Doosra hai “Lakhan”
    Pehle kon maray ga “Raam” ya “Lakhan”?
    Billa Saab Billa Saab.. pese iss ke girl friend lara ke pas hain.. woh iss se ura kar lay gaee!!!Mere pas kuch nahi hai…
    Hahahahahahaha!!!
    Tujhe dekhte hi teri kamzori samjh gaya tha!!!!
    Jahaan dekhi Ludiya Naachne laga Dandiya!
    Mar gaya bechara…
    Hero ban ke jhar ke peechay Heroin ke sath naachne ki khujli nahi hoti to vilen ban sakta tha.. Billa ban sakta tha
    Hahaha!!
    Lekin bhagi teri Heroin tujhe mere liye chor ke…
    Chu..!!!Chu..!!!Chu..!!!hu..!!!Afsos!
    “Muqa diya to shayed tere 25 laakh wapis aa jainge”
    Tere! aap ke 25 laakh samjha beta!?
    “Lambi Race ke ghoray ko goli nahi marte Billa!”
    “Ghora chana khilate hain phir daam laga ke pesa kamate hain”
    Pese to main tujhe bar main nacha kar bhi kama sakta…
    Sochna yeh hai ke tujhe bar main nachaon ya Race main bhagaon…

  2. 2 Goolveten Says:

    What is bumburbia?

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