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Funny Shaadi.com proposals

I can’t Stop laughing, ROFL

Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Shiva ~*~

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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never
create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

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She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one
brother and one sister. She should be educated.

(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..
hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirl she caremeandloveme lot lot lot

(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)

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My wife should be as ‘Parvati’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
in KSBKBT……

(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,
ain’t he?)

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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while
steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone wife
and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would be
called the woman of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering
from “Ok-syndrome”)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the “ok syndrome” again)

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iam pranav my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
‘completely’?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.
i
am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

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my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. She love me heartly or she havea frank
she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think
is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful.
but
iam not a handsome boy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a
good boy. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
bye bye.

(uttama purish)

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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.She was marred.

(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted …

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

(Zebra..???)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bridegroom.
I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one
soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the maharani.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying
salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

Thanks to chinna_abbayi of Masalaboard

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9 Comments/Shayaris on “Funny Shaadi.com proposals”

  1. 1 ramesh Says:

    i m a vary kool and good luking boy of 27 luking for a vary vary beautifool girl who nos how to keep husband happy who share everything wit me . she share my ciggarets my whisky and my bed everyday . she love me more than any person and i promise that i will also love her

  2. 2 vishal Says:

    i m a vary kool and good luking boy of 27 luking for a vary vary beautifool girl who nos how to keep husband happy who share everything wit me . she share my ciggarets my whisky and my bed everyday . she love me more than any person and i promise that i will also love her vishal kumar

  3. 3 kamal Says:

    i m looking a girl

    I am 25 years old. I am looking a girl.
    age no bar
    cast no bar
    if she is not beautiful and smart no prob. I shall make her beautiful and smart.
    my life
    say i love you
    any girl is reading this…….
    reply me.

  4. 4 afiya Says:

    A RE BAAP RE THIS IS REALLY MARRIAGE BEURO…VERY FUNNY AIM GETTING LAUGH …

  5. 5 aki Says:

    this thing is bloody funny as!
    me and my friends are laguhnig our asses off!
    my god, wayy to funny!
    thx 4 the laguh guys!
    lolz

  6. 6 haresh Says:

    u guys ve really found jewel of the profiles out of shaadi.com
    awesome stuff!!!

  7. 7 Reena Says:

    Oh My God,
    This is like the best thing ever.
    Laughed ass out.
    Good stuff guys.

    Its really famous in malaysia.
    Keep up the good work guys.
    hahahah

  8. 8 Sheena Says:

    I have a masg for Ramesh the No 1.(above

    As you can see these are the forum where we make fun of bad english, and as you can already see people are making fun of these
    kind of guys with really bad english butloking for a perfect memsaab, why do you bother making your self look like a fool as well, didn someone tell you ,this is not a match making web.
    oh for god sake grow up people, why DO all these,don anyone tell you guys ,your english is really bad(sucks,big time)

    you guys are just making all indians look foolish,even those who speak perfect english.

    Give my word a thought,
    Want to publish all this crap?? learn how to read and write good english first(or at least fair english)

    Peace and cheers with beers.

  9. 9 xyz Says:

    damn … u have the ability to make me pee in my pants out of laughter!

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