Cool & Funny SMS collection
Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..
As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….
deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai
thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….
May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.
Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.
Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.
What is the height of Flirting?
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Its When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”
There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
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Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.
Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
March 21st, 2006 at 4:28 am
Dis is a cool one
March 24th, 2006 at 3:06 am
i love this shyree it so coollllllllllllllll
March 29th, 2006 at 7:20 am
muhabat k zakum hoty hein asy zakhum
jin ki doctor bhi nehi kar sakhta marham
magr phir bhi nehi hoty hein la elaag
bhar jaty hein jab mehboob kata hai karam
March 29th, 2006 at 7:22 am
love is life pass it wife is knife dont play with that
March 29th, 2006 at 7:24 am
kyoon khush hoty ho chand kehny per
pagal chand mein to dag hai
March 29th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
wooow its amazin actually its awesome
March 30th, 2006 at 11:14 am
Shayari ki khwahish thi
tum joke suna kar chale gaye
petama pahanane ki khwahish thi
tum lungi pahna kar chale gaye ……
March 30th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
this shairy is so cool then the rest of them i looked
March 31st, 2006 at 7:37 am
COOL DUDE…………
PLZ. DO KEEP FILLING THIS COLUMN
April 1st, 2006 at 3:21 am
mujhay pata chala tum se ishq karney k baad
k tere wajah se hi hogya hoon kangal
is lia her chess gin kar rakhta hoon
ek tere aany se pehly ek tere jany k baad
April 1st, 2006 at 3:25 am
sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein
abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein
tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko
university mein larkyan aur bhi hein
April 1st, 2006 at 3:29 am
dil to kam karta hai dharkany ka
tum soch rehi ho is mein rehny ka
chalo rakh bhi lia tum dil mein
tu her waqt aaengy zalzali
ek dharekany se pehly ek deharakny k baad
April 10th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
its cool and nice i like it.u know wat i mean? keeep on passing more
April 10th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
paani main kashti
kashti main vattay
shair suunay ya parhnay walay
saaray ullo k pathae
April 13th, 2006 at 6:04 am
galib ja rahe the …..galib ja rahe the ……………………….galib ja rahe the
modh aaya mud gaye
April 13th, 2006 at 6:08 am
vo aaj bhi hame dekh ke muskurate hai……vo aaj bhi hamew dekh ke muskurate hai
vo to unke bacche he kamine hai jo hame MAMA-MAMA kah ke bulate hai
April 13th, 2006 at 11:59 am
how can u tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist,
how can u tell the rain not to fall whaen clouds exist,
how can u tell me not to not fall in love when u exist
April 13th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
na tamana hai nazaron ki;
na tamana hai sitaron ki;
agar um jaisa koi mil jaaye;
o kya jarorat hai bahon ki
April 15th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Hi
plz add some new stuff
tumse doori ka ehsaas satane laga
tumhare sath guzara har lamha yaad aane laga
jab bhi tumko bhoolna chaha aai dost
tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga
April 19th, 2006 at 1:27 am
ek sher yaad aiya, ek sher yaad aiya moh khol pad aiya.
chuti chari phar pe, chuti chari phar pe, chuti chari phar pe, chuti chari phar pe or peche say utar gye.
parbato say ajj main takragaya, parbato say ajj main takragaya sar jo phuta to main wapasagaya.
chalte chalte yuhi ruk jata hoon main or ruk ke chai peh jata hoon main.
April 19th, 2006 at 1:32 am
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
April 20th, 2006 at 9:44 am
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle………..
……………… bakri kha gayi
April 20th, 2006 at 9:47 am
a Bandar to his mother, “Maa mein kitna badsoorat hoon”.
his mother reply, “Aare Beta tum to phir bhi khoobsoorat ho, Jara use dekho jo message padh raha hai”.
April 20th, 2006 at 9:47 am
few pieces are mind blowing and stomach aching
April 22nd, 2006 at 6:59 am
sahi sayari hai ……..
April 22nd, 2006 at 8:33 am
i love this shayari
April 24th, 2006 at 8:44 am
log kahetey ki hai ki ladkiya zindagi hoti hai maut nahi, magar vey log kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi dati hai maut nahi.
Takdeer banna ney waley tune kabhi kaami na ki, abb kis ko kya mela yeh to mukkadar ki baat hai
April 25th, 2006 at 5:15 am
Mistakes r painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is called EXPERIENCE which leads us to SUCCESS.
April 25th, 2006 at 5:19 am
Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !! Appu the magic man!!
April 25th, 2006 at 5:20 am
RICH PEOPLE TRAVEL IN CARS.POOR PEOPLE TRAVEL IN CARTS. BUT PEOPLE LIKE U TRAVEL IN HEARTS… Appu the magic man!!
April 28th, 2006 at 10:52 am
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12munths asking god to bless you
April 29th, 2006 at 5:40 am
MUMKIN HO APSE TO BHULA DIJIYE GA MUJHE
PATHAR PE HON LAKEER MITA DIGIYE GA MUJHE
HAR ROZ MUJH SE HAI TAZA SIKAYAT APKO
MAIN KIYA HON EK BAR BATA DIGIYE GA MUJHE
HUMARI DASTAN SUNE SE PEHLEY RO DIYA
HUMAREY DARD SE ASHNA WOH PEHLEY SE THA
BAAT NIKALNE PE WOH LE BEHTA PURANI RANJESHEIN
ASA LAGTA HAI K WOH MUJH SE HAFA PEHLEY SE THA
DHAG SUB ANSON SE DHOYE HAIN
JAB BHI TANHA HUYE HAIN ROYE HAIN
DIL MAIN KUONKAR NA UGE YAAD TERI
DIL MAIN TERE HI KHAWAB BOYE HAIN
ABB UMAR HO GAYI HAI DIL KI KITAB MAIN
KUCH KHUSK PATON K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA
JAZBE TAMAM KHO GAYE LAMHON KI DHOOL MAIN
ABB DIL MAIN DHARKANO K SIWA KUCH NAHI RAHA
WAQT KI RAFTAR PE JHANJALA KAR RO PARE
KABHI USE KHO KAR TO KABHI USE PA KAR RO PARE
KHUSHIYAN HUMAREY NASEEB MAIN KAB RAAS AYEIN HAIN
BAHIR KABHI HANSEIN TO GHAR A KAR RO PARE
April 29th, 2006 at 11:16 am
ulfat ka aksar yahi dastoor hota hai, jise chaho wohi apne se door hota hai, dil tootkar bikharta hai iss kadar, jaise koi kaanch ka khilona choor-choor hota hai……!!!!!
April 29th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
ghalib was pissing in front of his mehbooba’s house.suddenky his mehbooba comes and holds his ear,and asks wat r u doing?
Ghalib says:khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
ke ab aansu bhi dhoondne lage naye naye raaste
May 2nd, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Great Shairy i love this shairy very much…
TO MY VELENTINE,
THE SUN MAY NOT SHINE, U WILL BE MY VELENTINE,
WHEATHER U CROSS 19 OR 99
May 7th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Egg to White hota ha
White to Milk b hota ha
Milk to bahins deti ha
bhains to kali hoti ha
Kala to bangali b hota ha
bangali to paan khata ha
paan to Red hota ha
Re to Rose b hota ha
Rose mein to kante hote hain
kante to Fish mei b hote hain
Fish to acchi hoti ha
achcha to Zarafa b hota ha
Zarafa to lamba hota ha
lamba to yeh SMS b ha
BUT
SMS mei kya rakha ha?
Bewakoof KO samjane k
liye likha hai
hahaahah
May 10th, 2006 at 9:35 am
EK Shaam aati heay tmhari yaad lekar, Wo raat jaati hay tumhari yaad dekar, hume intizar hei us subeh ka, jo aaye tumhesaath ley ker..
June 5th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
aaj khuda ki sararat samaj aai ,
is darti par aapki jaroorat samaj aai ,
apko darti par bhejana to uska bahana tha,
RAVAN ke baad kisi aur ko to ana tha.
June 7th, 2006 at 11:01 am
rone de aaj hamko tu aankhe sujane de, baho me lele aur khud ko bhig jane de, he jo sine me kaid dariya woh chuth jayega, he itna dard ke tera daman bheeg jayega.
this msge is for sme1 spcl(neha choudhary)
June 8th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
yaaro dosti badi hi haseen hai.
ye na ho to kya fir bolo zindagi hai.
HI all.. nice collection here.. good going…
June 9th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~
June 9th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U.
June 18th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Sab Ne Kaha Dosti Aik Dard Hai.
Hum Nai Kaha Dard Kabool Hai.
Sub Nai Kaha Is Dard Kai Saath Jee Nahi Paoogay.
Hum Nai Kaha Tairee Dosti Kai Saath Marna Kabool Hai.
kool POetry over here..
June 18th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Koon Janay Kab Moot Ka Paighaam Ajayaa.
Kab Zindagi Ki Aakhri Shaam Ajayaa.
Hum Ko To Aisay Mokay Ki Talaash Hai.
Kai Hamari Zindagi Aap Kai Kisi Kaam Ajayaa.
NICE AND KOOOL STUFF OF POETRY IS HERE..
June 20th, 2006 at 9:49 am
jab bhi aata hai unke mehfil me koi
ek shama usi dam roushan ki jati hai,
shama jala kar phir bujha bhi di jati hai
aur dhuwe ke smit me ungli uthai jati hai,
dhuwe ke smit me ungli utha kar wo kehte hain…
deewano ki yahan yehi halat ki jati hai
main pyar ki ek aisi falak chhod jaunga
jo sab ko dikhai de wo jhalak chhod jaunga,
gulshan jalane walon mitao mera wazud
har khak ke zarre pe apni mehak chhod jaunga.
hi friends aman here some stuff over here are really mind blowing….
June 23rd, 2006 at 2:01 pm
yad teri na aae esa hone na denge.yar tere jaisa khone na denge.sarafat s contek m rahna.warna ek kan k niche khinch k dunge.
July 3rd, 2006 at 3:44 pm
kya leker aaye the …?
kya lekar jaoge…..?
mujhe sms nahi karke kitni chillar bachaoge…?
itne pese bachake kya narak me BANGLA banaoge……….?
MERE SMS KO TERE INBOX ME PANAH MIL JAYE
MERE SMS KO TERE INBOX ME PANAH MIL JAYE
TU REPLAY NA KARE TO TERA MOBILE FANAA HO JAYE…..
LOOK AT THE WATCH & U C TIME
LOOK IN THE HEART & U C LOVE
LOOK IN THE EYES & U C LIFE
LOOK AT UR CELL & U C WHO’S THINKING OF U ……
July 4th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don’t have
July 6th, 2006 at 8:14 am
Hawaai ab bhi manchali hai,
khawaesh ab bhi jawan hai,
tujhe dhundtha hoon harpal,
tu na jaane kaha hai!
aap ko loan hum de dengein.
July 6th, 2006 at 8:47 am
phoolon se sundar koi ho hi nahi sakta;
sagar se gehra koi ho hi nahi sakta;
ab aapki to kya baat karein?
aapse pyara koi ho hi nahi sakta.