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Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….

deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai

thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….

May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.

What is the height of Flirting?
.
..
.
Its When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
|
Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

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  1. 101 Ankur Dubey Says:

    Yeh hamari kismat hay ki aap hame dost kehte hai, Dur hokar bhi yaad karte hai, Waqt aane par hum

    bhi dikha denge, Dosti ka haque kaise ada karte hai

  2. 102 Anonymous Says:

    Sonu this goes for you :

    Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
    lekin baat khas hui nahi,
    tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
    lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

  3. 103 Laddoo Parsaad Says:

    Boy - Utaro

    Girl - Mujhe Dar Lagta hai

    Boy - Main Hu Na Utaro

    Girl - Nahi koi Dekh Lega

    Boy - Koi Nahi Dekh Raha Utaro, Agar is Tarha
    Cheating Karne Mein Sharmaogi to Fail ho
    Jaogi.

  4. 104 Laddoo Parsaad Says:

    Bap Says Beta - Maine Tere Liye Ek Ladki Dekhi Hai…..
    Wo RupWati, BhagyaWati, SarasWati Hai….

    Beta Says Bap - Per Main Ek Ladki Se Pyar Karta Hun Aur
    Wo GarbhWati Hai…

  5. 105 Nayan Says:

    Bewafa Ladkiyo Se To Wisky Achhi Hai
    Yeh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai…
    Woh Bhi Dil Jalati Hai…
    Kam se Kam Dil Jalane Se Pehle
    Wisky Hothon Se To Lag Jati Hai…

  6. 106 mahavir Says:

    sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
    Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
    sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati

  7. 107 ANJALI PATEL Says:

    TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
    HOW I WONDER WHAT U ARE
    IF U KNOW WHAT U R
    THEN MENTAL HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR

  8. 108 raahi Says:

    ek admi telescope se akas dekh raha tha.
    sardar bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha.
    tabhi ek tara tuta.sardar jor se chilaya ,
    wah.. boss kya nisana lagaya.

  9. 109 PROBIR Says:

    KASH YEH PAL YEHI RUK JATE,
    TUJHE MILNE KO HUM DAUDE CHALE ATE,
    E-KHUDA ITNA EK KAM KIYA HOTA,
    EK DIL IS BEDARD WAQT KO BHI DIYA HOTA!!!!

    YUN TO KOI KISI SE TANHA NAHI HOTA,
    CHAH KAR BHI KOI KISI SE JUDA NAHI HOTA;
    MOHABBAT KO MASJBURIYA HI LE DUBTI HAI,
    WARNA KHUSHI SE KOI BEWAFA NAHI HOTA..

    HOTO PAR DIL KE TARANE NAHI ATE,
    SAHIL PE SAMUNDAR KE TARANE NAHI ATE,
    SOTE SAMAY BHI KHUL UTHI HAI PALKE,
    ANKHO KO KHWAB CHUPANE NAHI ATE.

    TERE DOSTI MEIN EK NASHA HAI,
    ISLIYE DUNIYA HUMSE KHAFA HAI,
    NA KARO HUMSE ITNA WAFA DOST,
    KI DIL HI PUCHE KI TERI DHADKAN KAHA HAI.

    MILEGA TERA PYAAR SAWAR JAYENGE…..
    NAHI TO IS DUNIYA ME BIKHAR JAYENGE……
    TUM REHTE HO SANAM IS JISM ME JAAN BANKAR,
    CHOD KE ISE JAOOGE TO HUM MAR JAYENGE……

    WAQT KE DARIA SE HUM NAKAL NA JAYE,
    AAP KE DIL SE KAHI UTAR NA JAYE,
    HUM APKO ROZ YAAD DILAYA KARENGE,
    WARNA KAHI AP HAME BHOOL NA JAYE…

    YAKI HAI TERE PYAAR PE KI TUM NA BHULAOGE,
    AUR YAKI HAI MERE PYAAR PE KI TUMN BHUL PAOGE;
    RAHI BAAT SASO KI TO SUN,
    TUT JAYEGI SASE PAR YAADO SE NA CHHUT PAOGE….

    TANHA KHUD KO KABHI HONE NA DENA,
    APNE KO KABHI RONE NA DENA;
    AAP BAHUT KHAAS HO HAMARE LIYE,
    IS KHAYAAL KO APNE SE KABHI JUDA HONE NA DENA…

    JO REHTE HAI DIL ME JUDA NAHI HOTE,
    KUCH EHSAAS LAFSO SE BAAYAN NAHI HOTI,
    YEH HASRAT HAI DIL MEIN MANAYE UNKO KABHI,
    EK WOH HAI KI KABHI KHAFA NAHI HOTI…

    SURAT AISA LAGTA NA THA KI,
    PAL BHAR MEIN KHAFA HO JAOGI;
    PAL BHAR KE LIYE AAPNA SAMJHI,
    TO JINDAGI BHAR KE LIYE KYA SAMAJ PAOGI…..

    AISA KOI JAHAN MILE,
    CHEHRON PE MUSKAAN MILE;
    KASH MANDIR ME ALLAH
    AUR MASJID ME BHAGWAN MILE….

    JINDAGI BHAR TERA INTAZAAR KARNA HAI,
    AB AYEGA SOOCH ME IN JINA HAI;
    JANTE HAI KI TU KABHI NA AYEGI,
    LEKIN DIL KI BAAT MANKAR CHALTE HAI….

    YEH PINE KI AADAT YEH PILANE KI AADAT,
    PILA KE MADHOOSH KARNE KI AADAT,
    KOI UNSE ROOTHE BHI TO KAISE,
    UNHE KAHA HAI MANANE KI AADAT…

    SHAMA JALTI HAI PARWANE CHALE AATE HAI,
    SAR KE BAL ISHQ KE DEEWANE CHALE AATE;
    AB TO AA JAO MERE JAAN KE JAANAZA UTHNE KO HAI,
    LOG TO GAIRO KO BHI DAFNANE CHALE ATE HAI….

    JAWAANI KO JINDAGI KA NIKHAR KEHTE HAI,
    PATHJHAD KO CHAMAN KA MAZDHAAR KEHTE HAI;
    AAJIB CHALAN HAI DUNIYA KA YAARO,
    EK DHOOKA HAI JISE SAB PYAAR KEHTE HAI..

    HAR SHAAM KO MAUSAM BADALTA HAI,
    AKSAAR TEEN MAHINE ME MAUSAAM BADALTA HAI;
    HAY KHUDA KYUN MACHALTA HAI DIL PYAAR MEIN JAB,
    PATA HAI KI DHOOKE KE BAAD DIL JALTA HAI..

    YAAKIN KARO HUMPE HUM TUMHE CHOOD NAHI SAKTE,
    DOOSTI HAAWAO KA RUKH MOD NAHI SAKTE;
    JIS RISHTE KO BANANE ME LAG GAYE BAARSO HUMKO,
    US RISHTE KO PAL BHAR ME TOD NAHI SAAKTE….

    GUM KO BEECHKAR KHUSHI KHARID LEENGE,
    KHWAB BEECHKAR JINDAGI KHARID LEENGE
    HOGA IMTAHAAN TO DEKHEGI DUNIYA;
    KHUD KO BEECHKAR AAPKI KHUSHI KHARID LEENGE…

    JAWANI KE DIN CHAMKILE HO GAYE,
    AUR HUSN KE TEWAR NOKILE HO GAYE,
    HUM ISHAR KARNE ME THODE DHILE HO GAYE,
    AUR UNKE HATH PELE HO GAYE!!!

    TERE PYAAR KI ROSHNI AISI HAI KI,
    HAR TARAF UJALA NAJAR ATA HAI,
    SOCHTA HO KI GHAR KI BIJLI KATWA DO,
    KAMBAQT BILL BAHUT ATA HAI!!!

    GALAT NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,
    HAR TARAF KHARABI NAJAR LAGEGI,
    AUR SAHI NAJAR SE DEKHOGE TO,
    HAR SUNDAR LADKI AAPKO BHABHI NAJAR LAGEGI!!!!

    KADAM KADAM PE HAWA KE DISHA KA DHYAN RAKHNA,
    MUSHKIL SAMAY ME BHI DOSTO KO YAAD RAKHNA,
    HAMARI YAADO KI KHUSHBOO ZAROOR YAAD AYEGI
    BAS APNI NAAK SAAF RAKHNA!!!!

    JAATE HUE KUCH AISA KAR KE JAO KAAM,
    JAATE HUE KUCH AISA KAR KE JAO KAAM,
    KI HAR GALI SE AWAAJ AYE
    “ABBA JAAN—ABBA JAAN”!!!!

    UMEEDO KI MANJIL TOOT GAYI,
    AANKHO SE ASHQO KI DHARA BEH GAYI,
    ARE TUMHARI BHI KYA IZAAT REH GAYI,
    JAB CLASS KI LADKI TUMHE
    BHAIYA KEH GAYI!!!!

    TUMKO DEKHA TO AISA KHAYAL AYA,
    TUMKO DEKHA TO AISA KHAYAL AYA
    KI PAAGLO KE STOCK ME EK NAYA MAAL AYA!!!!

    KABHI HONSLA BHI AAZMAANA CHAHIYE,
    BURE WAQT ME MUSKURANA CHAHIYE,
    JAB 10 DINO ME KHUJLI NA MITE,
    TO 11VE DIN NHAANA CHAHIYE!!!!

    DIL KE DARD KO DIL TODNE WALA KYA JAANE,
    PYAAR KE RIVAJO KO YE JAMAANA KYA JAANE,
    HOTI HAI TAKLEEF KITNI KABAR MEIN,
    UPPER SE PHOOL DALNE WAALA KYA JAANE!!!!

    SHEHER KI GALI MEIN PAN KI DOOKAN,
    DEVDAS NE DEKHI PAARO KI MUSKAAN,
    DEVDAS NE KHILAYA PARO KO PAAN,
    KHAKE PAAN PARO BOLI “SHUKRIYA BHAIJAAN” !!!!

    KAL MARE SO AAJ MAR,
    AAJ MARE SO AB,
    HAR PAL LAKDIYA MAHANGI HOGI,
    TU MAREGA KAB ?

    YADO SE DIL BHARTA NAHI,
    DIL SE YAADE NIKALTA NAHI,
    YEH KAISI MAJBOORI HAI YAAR,
    KE AAPKO TAANG KIYE BINA CHEN PADTA NAHI!!!!!

    DEKHA TUJHE TO ROOH KHUSH HO GAYI,
    EK KAMI THI VO BHI PURI HO GAYI,
    PAAGAL HAI VO LOG JO KEHTE HAI KI,
    CHIMPANJI KI AAKHRI NASAL KAHIN KHO GAYI!!!!

    CHAND PAR KAALI GHATA CHHATI TO HOGI,
    SITARO KO MUSKURAHAT AATI TO HONGI,
    TUM LAKH CHUPAYO DUNIYA SE,
    MAGAR AKELE MEIN TUMHE APNI SHAKAL PE HAASI ATI TO HOGI!!!!

    KOI SHIKWA NA KARENGE NA AAZMAYENGE
    TUM JAHA PAV RAKHOGE
    WAHI PAR YEH DIL BICHAYENGE
    HUM TUMHARI PYAAR KE DUNIYA MEIN
    VAFA HIWAFA LOOTAYENGE !!!!

    KISNE KAHA JUDAI HOOGI?
    KISI GAIR NE YAH KHABAR UDAE HOOGI,
    BADE SHAAN SE REHENGE HUM APKE DIL MEIN,
    ITNE DINOME KUCH TO JAGAAH BANAYI TO HOGI!!!!

    ANKHE TO PYAAR ME DIL KI ZUBA HOTI HAI;
    SAACHI CHAHAT BEJUBA HOTI HAI;
    PYAAR MEIN DARD BHI MILE TO KYA;
    CCHI DARD SE HI CHAAHAT JAWA HOTI HAI!!!!

    YEH DIL JO NA HATA MOHHABAT NA HOTI;
    YEH DIL KE FASANE FASANE HI REHTE;
    KOI KAHANI HAKIKAT NA HOTI!!!

    HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE ROTA,
    HAI HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE TADAPTA HAI,
    MERE PYAAR KO GALAT NA SAMAJHNA,
    PYAAR TO DOSTI MEIN HOTA HAI!!!!

    GUJRE HUE KALL KI YAAD AATI HAI,
    SUCH LAMHO SE AKHE BHAR AATI HAI,
    WO SUBAH RANGEEN WO SHAAM NIRALI,
    JAB AAP JAISE DOSTO KI YAAD ATI HAI!!!

    MAANA HUMNE HI CHEDA THA APKO,
    MAGAR DEKHKAR HUME MUSKURAYI KYO THI???
    AGAR AAPKE SHEHER MEIN,
    KOI HOSPITAL NAHI THA TO,
    HADDIYA TODNE WALE GUNDE BULWAYA KYON THA????

    DIL HAI TO PYAAR HAI;
    PYAAR HAI TO ISHQ HAI;
    ISHQ HAI TO MOHABBAT HAI;
    MOHABBAT HAI TO DARD HAI;
    DARD HAI TO ZANDU BAM HAI!!!!

    HUM DUA KARTE HAI KHUDA SE,
    KI VO AAP JAISA DOST NA BANAYE…….,
    EK CARTOON JAISE CHEEJ HAI HAMARE PAAS,
    KAHIN VO BHI COMMON NA HO JAYE!!!!

    KHUDA NE TUMHE JAB BANAYA HOGA,
    CONFUSION KA MOMENT AYA HOGA,
    KABHI MONKEY– TOKABHI DONKEY BANANA CHAHA HOGA,
    END MEIN DOONO KA MIX PASAND AYA HOGA!!!!

    HAR KARZ DOSTI KA ADA KOUN KAREGA?
    JAB HUM NA REHE TO DOSTI KOUN KAREGA?
    AE KHUDA MERE DOSTO KO SALAMAT RAKHNA,
    WARNA MERI SHAADI MEIN DANCE KOUN KAREGA???

    BARSENGE BARSENGE KAL PHIR SMS BARSENGE,
    TERE 25 PAISE KI MUSKAN PAR HUM PHIR 1 RUPYAKHARCHENGE!!!!

    MUJHE DIYE HUE ZAKHMO KI TUMHE AISI SAZA MILE,
    MUJHE DIYE HUE ZAKHMO KI TUMHE AISI SAZA MILE,
    KI TUMHE ZOR SE AYI HO SUSU AUR TUMHE KARNE KI JAGAH NA MILE!!!

    DEKH KAR NOOR—E –TAJ BOLA SHAH-JAHAN KA POTA,
    DEKH KAR NOOR—E –TAJ BOLA SHAH-JAHAN KA POTA,
    AGAR DAADI TU NA HOOTI TO YEH KHARCHA TO NA HOTA!!!!

    ARZ KIYA HAI…..
    MOORKH THA SHAH-JAHAN JO KAR GAYA KHARCHA ITNA TAJ PAR,
    HAR ROZ NAYI MUMTAZ AA JATI US KHARCHE KE BYAZ PAR………

    RAM CHANDER KEH GAYE SIYA SE AISA KALYUG AYEGA,
    KI EK DOST KAREGA SMS AUR DOOSRA DOST PAISA BACHAAYEGA!!!!

    JALE KO AAG KEHTE HAI,
    BUJHE KO KHAK KEHTE HAI,
    AAPME JO CHEEJ MISSING HAI,
    SALA USKO TO DIMAG KEHTE HAI….

    HUME TO GAIRO NE LOOTA THA,
    APNO ME KAHA DUM THA;
    MERA ACCIDENT WAHI HUA,
    JAHA TRAFFIC KUM THA…..

    KOI SHIKWA NA KARENGE NA AAZMAYENGE,
    TUM JAHA PAV RAKHOGI,
    WAHI PARYEH DIL BICHAYENGE,
    HUM TUMHARI PYAAR KE DUNIYA,
    MEIN WAFA HI WAFA LOOTAYENGE!!!

    “MUJHE KUCH KEHNA HAI”, I LOVE YOU,MEIN
    “TUM BIN” JI NAHI SAKTA, TUM AAKAR MUJSE “KAHO NA PYAR HAI”!! KYA TUMHE BHI
    “KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI”? ARE
    “JANAM SAMJHA KARO” MEIN TUMHE
    “DIL SE….” CHAHATA HOO, KYUKI
    “MUJHE REHNA HAI TERE DIL MEIN”, KYUKI
    “HAMARA DIL AAPKE PAAS HAI”, MUJHE BAS TUMHARI
    “YAADEIN” SATATI HAI, HAMARI
    “MOHABBATEIN” JARUR KAMAYAB HOOGI AUR JARUR
    “HOGI PYAR KI JEET” AUR PYAR MEIN
    “KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM” TO HOTE HI REHTA HAI. KYUKI YEHI
    “DEEWANAPAN”HAI; MERI DIL KI
    “DHADKAN” TUMHI HO
    “SIRF TUM” HI JANAM
    “HUM TUMPE MARTE HAI” AUR TUMHI SE PYAR KARTE HAI AUR
    “PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA” TUM HAME
    “DIL WALE SE DILJALE” MAT BANA DENA NAHI TO MEIN
    “JOSH” MEIN AKAR
    “PAAGALPAN” KAR BAITONGA TUMHARI
    “JAAN” TUMHARI
    “JINDAGI” PHIR MAT KEHNA KI
    “LOVE KE LIYE KUCH BHI KAREGA”!!!!!!!!!!

    RAT KYA DHALI,
    SITARE CHALE GAYE,
    DUSRO SE KYA GILA,
    JAB APNE CHALE GAYE!!!

    JINDAGI NAHI HAME DOST SE PYARI,
    DOSTO PAR HAI HAJIR JAAN HAMARI,
    ANKHO MEIN HAMARE ASU BHI HAI TO KYA,
    JAAN SE BHI PYARI HAI MUSKAAN TUMHARI!!!!

    VADO KA MATLAB EKRAR NAHI HOTA;
    KHAMOSHI KA MATLAB ENKAR NAHI HOTA;
    EK NAJAR MILTI HAI JORU SE;
    HAR NAJAR KA MATLAB PYAR NAHI HOTA!!!

    CHAHO TO HAME DIL SE MITA DENA;
    CHAHO TO HAME DIL SE BHULA DENA
    PAR YE VAADA KARO KI;
    AYE JO KABHI YAAD HABMARI;
    RONA MAT SIRF MUSKURA DENA!!!!

    KHUDA SE MINE DUA MANGI;
    DUA MEIN AAPNI MAUT MAANGI;
    ISPAR KHUDA NE MUJSE KAHA KI,
    “MAUT TO TUMHE ASANI SE DE SAKTA HO,
    MAGAR USSE KYA KAHU
    JISNE DUA ME TUMHARI JINDAGI MANGI”!!!

    GHUNGHAT MEIN TUJHE TO,
    DEKHA DEEWANA HUA,
    SANGEET KA TARANA HUA,
    SHAMA KA PARWANA HUA,
    PAR JAISE HI GHUNGHAT UTHAYA,
    IS DOONIYA SE RAVANA HUA….

    MEETHA INTAJAR TO INTAJAR SE YAAR MEETHA,
    MEETHA YAAR TO INTAJAR SE APNI YAARI MEETHA,
    IS SE MEETA KUCH NAHI,
    DEKHI DUNIYA SAARI…

    KASH YEH PAL YEHI RUK JATE,
    TUJHE MILNE KO HUM DAUDE CHALE ATE,
    E-KHUDA ITNA EK KAM KIYA HOTA,
    EK DIL IS BEDARD WAQT KO BHI DIYA HOTA!!!

    ANKHE TO PYAAR MEIN DIL KI JUBA HOTI HAI,
    SACCHI CHAHAT TO BEJUBA HOTI HAI,
    PYAAR ME DARD BHI MILE TO KYA,
    SACCHI DARD SE HI CHAHAT SE HI,
    CHAHAT JAWA HOTI HAI!!!

    APNE DIWANE PE KYON ITNA ZULM DHATE HO,
    KHWAAB MEIN BHI APNE BAAP KO SAATH MEIN LATE HO!!

    PAL PAL TERI YAAD ATI HAI,
    HAR PAL TERA KHAYAL REHTA HAI,
    JINDAGI JAB DOOR JATI HAI,
    MAUT KA INTA JAAR REHTA HAI……

    TANHAYI BHARA JINDAGI KA SAFAR MILA,
    NA SAATHI NA HUM SAFAR MILA,
    HUM DIYA JALTA CHOD GAYE THE UNKE LIYE,
    JAB WAPIS LAUTE TO JALTA HUA GHAR MILA…….

    NA JANE TUMPE ITNA YAKIN KYUN HAI?
    TERA KHAYAL BHI ITNA HASIN KYUN HAI?
    SUNA HAI PYAR KA DARD MEETHA HATA HAI,
    TO ANKH SE NIKLA YEH ASU NAMKIN KYUN HAI?????

    LAMHA LAMHA WAQT GUJAR JAYEGA,
    SAAT PHERO KE SAATH KOI TUMHSE BANDH JAYEGA,
    ABHI BHI WAQT HAI KISI SE AFFAIR KAR LO,
    KYA PATA KAL TUMHE KAUN SA MODEL SAU PA JAYEGA……..

    HAMARE TO DAMAN ME KATO KE SIVA KUCH NAHI,
    AAP TO PHOOL KE KHARIDAAR NAJAR ATE HAI,
    JAAHAN ME KITNE DOST MILE,
    PAR SABSE ACHE AAP NAJAR ATE HAI…..

    JO SAGAR NE KAHA LEHRO SE,
    JO PHOOLO NE KAHA KAALIYO SE,
    WAHI ME TUMSE KEHTA HOO,
    CHAL CHAL HAWA ANE DE……

    GULAB KO BHI KAMAL BANA DETE,
    USKI EK ADA PE KAI GAJAL BANA DETE;
    KAMBHAKT MARTI NAHI HAI MUJHPE LADKIYA,
    WARNA MUMBAI ME BHI TAJ MAHAL BANA DETE……..

    SHAADI KE LIYE DOSTO,
    LADKIYA HAZAARO HAI,
    HAR KHIDKI ME HAI LADKI,
    AUR KHIDKIYA HAZAARO HAI;
    KOI TO MILEGI LADKI KHANDAN MEIN HUMEIN,
    PHUPPIYA HAI BESHUMAR,
    CHACHIYA HAJAARO HAI;
    LIKHA JO TUMNE LOVE LETTER TO KYA HUA JANAB,
    HAMARE DARAJ MEIN IS JAISI ,
    CHITHIYAAN HAZAARO HAI;
    EK TUM NAHI AKELI,
    IS JAAL MEIN PHASNEY WALI;
    IS JAAL MEIN TUM JAISI,
    MACHALIYAAN HAZAARO HAI.
    DIYE THE PEHLE BHI IMTAHAN BAHUT,
    HATHOON ME IS BAAR BHI PARCHIYAAN HAZAARO HAI.
    WO PARWA NAHIN JO SHAMA PE MAR JAAYEINGE,
    HAMARE GHAR ME PHEHLE HI BATTIYAN HAZAARO HAI;
    EK AUR GAYI HAATH SE TO KYA GAJAB HUA,
    JAANTE HAI IS BAAG ME TITLIYAAN HAZAARO HAI!!!!!

    TUMHE MALOOM HAI HUMNE YEH KIS KO PUKARA HAI,
    YEH SAB JAANTE HAI KI DIL KA KIS TARAF ESHARA HAI;
    NA KOI AAHAT HAI,
    AUR NA KOI INTAZAAR KA HAI SAHARA HAI,

  10. 110 Dj Spike Says:

    ek buddha apne bachpan me mar gaya

  11. 111 neha sharma Says:

    kisi ne ki thi humse wafa ki batein,
    par ab woh bhula chuka hai,
    pyar karne ke baad
    humse apna daaman chuda chuka hai.

  12. 112 Maria Says:

    Zikr-e-shab-faraaq se wehshat usay bhi thi, Meri tarah kisi se mohabbat usay bhi thi, Shok tha mujhe bhi naye chehron ki deed ka, Rasta badal k chalne ki aadat usay bhi thi..

  13. 113 mohit Says:

    hi all,
    got a good collection of shyari………………

    woh dosti kya jisko nibhana pade,
    woh pyar kya jisko jatana pade,
    yeh to ek khamosh ehsashai,
    woh ehsas hi kya jisko lafzon mein batana pade.

  14. 114 Dibyendu Saha Says:

    collegeme gaya to school ki yaad a gai,office me gaya to jawani yaad a gaya, lekin jab kutta ‘dog’ kharida to teri yaad a gai..

  15. 115 darshan Says:

    pani mile to pi lena barish ka kya bharosh,

    pyar mile to kar lena jindgi ka kya bharosh.

    darshan d tandel

  16. 116 reva Says:

    KIDKI KHULI JULFEIN UDI,
    DIL NE KAHA DILDAR NIKLA,
    PAR HAI RE PHUTI KISMAT,
    NAHAYA HUA SARDAR NIKLA

  17. 117 Akshay manu Says:

    If you CRY at a TROUBLE it grows double.
    If you LAUGH at a TROUBLE it disappears like a babul.
    So always face ur problems with a Lovely SMILE :)

  18. 118 Anonymous Says:

    dua kartehe sir juka ye ,
    ye dost tu apni manjil ko paye ,
    teri raho me kabhi andhera aye ,
    to rosni ke liye khuda hamko jalaye,

  19. 119 Shaik Imran Ahmed Says:

    Mana Hum itne sweet nahi k diabetes ho jaye, nahi itne salty k B.P bad jae, nahi itne tasty k maza aa jae lekin kya hum itne kadwe hai k aap msg karna bhul jaye….

  20. 120 Shaik Imran Ahmed Says:

    ~Ye pyari nigahe yad rahegi,mil kar na milne ki ada yad rahegi, mumkin hai mere baad aap mujhe bhula do,lekin Umar bhar aapko meri Doosti hamesha yaad Rahegi..

  21. 121 Shaik Imran Ahmed Says:

    Zindagi Behaal hai,Sur hai na taal hai, SMS box bhi khali hai, kya aap k SMS box main hartaal hai.? Aik SMS toh bhejo mere Mobile ka sawal hai..

  22. 122 kaisa nasha hai tere pyaar ka Says:

    is kadar na har baat yaroon se poochiye
    jo bat raaj ki ho isaro se poochiye
    samander se khelna to lahro ka shouk hota hai
    lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se poochiye .

  23. 123 SARKAR Says:

    I MISSYOU TO ALL THE FRIENDS OF LUCKNOW
    SPECIALY MY BEST FRIEND ROHIT DUBEY

    MAIN TUMHAI APNI JAAN SE BHI JYADA CHAHTA HOON CHAHE TO AJMA KAR DEKH LENA . MAI APNI ZINDAGI CHOOD SAKTA HOON LEKIN TUMHE NAHIN .
    I LOVE YOU ANCHAL

  24. 124 SARKAR Says:

    TUMHARI DARDKHANO NE AISA ISARA KIYA KI MERI DARDKANO KO HI RUKVA DIYA.

    I LOVE YOU ANCHAL

  25. 125 SARKAR Says:

    JAB TUM DUR HOTI HO TO MUJHE KUCH BHI ACCHA NAHI LAGTA HAI KYA YAHI PYAAR HAI AGAR YE PYAAR HAI TO HAAN MAIN TUMSE PYAAR KARTA HOON . AGAR HAAN TO APNE DIL SE HAAN BOLO MAIN SUN LOONGA .MAI TUNHE APNA LIFE PARTNER BANANA CHAHTA HOON .

    THIS IS FOR ANCHAL OF CHILDRENS ACADEMY OF CLASS 10B

  26. 126 SARKAR Says:

    MY FEELINGS IS THAT KI TUM MUJHE KABHI APNI BAHOON ME LIYA KARO AUR PYAAR SE SIR PE HAATH PHERA KARO. MAIN TUMHE JEE BHAR KE PYAAR KRNA CHAHTA HOON.

    I MISS YOU ANCHAL

  27. 127 krishna Says:

    KIDKI KHULI JULFEIN UDI,
    DIL NE KAHA DILDAR NIKLA,
    PAR HAI RE PHUTI KISMAT,
    NAHAYA HUA SARDAR NIKLA

    pani mile to pi lena barish ka kya bharosh,
    pyar mile to kar lena jindgi ka kya bharosh.
    darshan d tandel

    JO SAGAR NE KAHA LEHRO SE,
    JO PHOOLO NE KAHA KAALIYO SE,
    WAHI ME TUMSE KEHTA HOO,
    CHAL CHAL HAWA ANE DE……

  28. 128 ram lal Says:

    me ek kunvara inshan hu. pyar to maine bhi kiya tha
    par ladki bewfa nikli. wah kisi or k sath bhag gai
    shadi mere sath karne k sapne dikha gai or suhah rat kisi or se manai
    meri duva he mere bhaiyo kabhi ladki ko apna dil nahi dena chahiye, sirf inko 8 inch ka pump do or kuch nahi
    bhaiyo mera aashirwad tumhare sath he
    i miss you

  29. 129 sita ram lakhara Says:

    LAMHA LAMHA WAQT GUJAR JAYEGA,
    SAAT PHERO KE SAATH KOI TUMHSE BANDH JAYEGA,
    ABHI BHI WAQT HAI KISI SE AFFAIR KAR LO,
    KYA PATA KAL TUMHE KAUN SA MODEL SAU PA JAYEGA……..

    HAMARE TO DAMAN ME KATO KE SIVA KUCH NAHI,
    AAP TO PHOOL KE KHARIDAAR NAJAR ATE HAI,
    JAAHAN ME KITNE DOST MILE,
    PAR SABSE ACHE AAP NAJAR ATE HAI…..

    JO SAGAR NE KAHA LEHRO SE,
    JO PHOOLO NE KAHA KAALIYO SE,
    WAHI ME TUMSE KEHTA HOO,
    CHAL CHAL HAWA ANE DE……

    GULAB KO BHI KAMAL BANA DETE,
    USKI EK ADA PE KAI GAJAL BANA DETE;
    KAMBHAKT MARTI NAHI HAI MUJHPE LADKIYA,
    WARNA MUMBAI ME BHI TAJ MAHAL BANA DETE……..

    SHAADI KE LIYE DOSTO,
    LADKIYA HAZAARO HAI,
    HAR KHIDKI ME HAI LADKI,
    AUR KHIDKIYA HAZAARO HAI;
    KOI TO MILEGI LADKI KHANDAN MEIN HUMEIN,
    PHUPPIYA HAI BESHUMAR,
    CHACHIYA HAJAARO HAI;
    LIKHA JO TUMNE LOVE LETTER TO KYA HUA JANAB,
    HAMARE DARAJ MEIN IS JAISI ,
    CHITHIYAAN HAZAARO HAI;
    EK TUM NAHI AKELI,
    IS JAAL MEIN PHASNEY WALI;
    IS JAAL MEIN TUM JAISI,
    MACHALIYAAN HAZAARO HAI.
    DIYE THE PEHLE BHI IMTAHAN BAHUT,
    HATHOON ME IS BAAR BHI PARCHIYAAN HAZAARO HAI.
    WO PARWA NAHIN JO SHAMA PE MAR JAAYEINGE,
    HAMARE GHAR ME PHEHLE HI BATTIYAN HAZAARO HAI;
    EK AUR GAYI HAATH SE TO KYA GAJAB HUA,
    JAANTE HAI IS BAAG ME TITLIYAAN HAZAARO HAI!!!!!

    TUMHE MALOOM HAI HUMNE YEH KIS KO PUKARA HAI,
    YEH SAB JAANTE HAI KI DIL KA KIS TARAF ESHARA HAI;
    NA KOI AAHAT HAI,
    AUR NA KOI INTAZAAR KA HAI SAHARA HAI,

  30. 130 rachna Says:

    woh dosti kya jisko nibhana pade,
    woh pyar kya jisko jatana pade,
    yeh to ek khamosh ehsashai,
    woh ehsas hi kya jisko lafzon mein batana pade

  31. 131 ritesh kumar tiwari Says:

    jasba-e-ishq nakaam nahi hone denge dil ki duniya mein shaam nahi hone denge lenge dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par dost tumhe kabhi badnam nahi hone denge

  32. 132 ritesh kumar tiwari Says:

    this is for my meenu!
    tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana doon
    tujhe mile bina tera haal bata doon
    hai meri dosti mein itna dum
    teri aankh ka aansoon apni aankh se
    baha doon

  33. 133 ritesh kumar tiwari Says:

    to meenu
    youn to hum hai brahmchari
    jahan dekhi naari wahin aakh mari
    pat gayi to hamari
    warna phir se brahmchari

  34. 134 Anonymous Says:

    teri yaad mein hame loose motions ho gaye

    teri yaad mein hame loose motions ho gaye

    yeh bhi aansu hi hai magar raasta kho gaye

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