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Cool & Funny SMS collection

Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….

deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai

thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….

May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.

What is the height of Flirting?
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Its When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
|
Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.

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134 Comments/Shayaris on “Cool & Funny SMS collection”

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  1. 51 kittu Says:

    fine I enjoyed. good collections.

  2. 52 mrlouffer Says:

    pyar pyar kya karte ho
    dosti kar ke dekho,
    pyar pyar kya karte ho
    dosti kar ke dekho,
    dil mile na mile
    pyar pyar kya karte ho
    dosti kar ke dekho,
    arree dosti to khud ki bandgi hai
    is me doob kar to dekhoo…:)

    friend’s forever

  3. 53 sameer Says:

    tum ko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya
    jaise paaglon ki market main naya maal aaya

  4. 54 Ruhi from Dubai Says:

    hi there!!!

    these shayeri’s are really cool and good. keep up the good work.

    Roshni Chand se hoti hai Sitaro se nahi
    Mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaro se nahi..

    Aansu ter nikle to aankhein meri ho
    Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
    Khuda kare haamri dsoti itni gehri ho K
    Business tu kare aur income meri ho..

    hope you like the above ones.

  5. 55 mahin kallatra Says:

    There is always
    a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
    But not near girl’s
    college. why?
    |
    Bcoz
    VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
    GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

  6. 56 LOLA Says:

    LOVE IS FOREVER,ONLY THE PARTNER”S CHANGE!!!!

  7. 57 LOLA Says:

    I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..;)

  8. 58 LOLA Says:

    Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

  9. 59 monika bharti Says:

    koi kya jaane ki hum hanste hua bhi roote hai,
    dil ke jajbaat ko asko mein piro lete hai,
    har baar dil mein ek kwavhis leker,
    dil hi dil mein use tod ker hans lete hai

    mhoohabat ke izhaar ko jootha na samajhiye ger chod jaaye koi to use dhokha na samajhiye

  10. 60 monika bharti Says:

    ekar lahoo ke katro ko humne wafa nibhai
    vo hi hume bewafa khate hai jinhe humne wafa sikhai

  11. 61 Rahul Ahuja Says:

    Todna tute hooye dil ka boora hota hai,
    Jiska koi nahi uska khuda hota,
    Log naahak hi kisi aadmi ko bura kahte hai,
    Bura aadmi nahi, bura waqt hota hai!

    Your doing excellent job.

    Keep it up dear.

  12. 62 Anonymous Says:

    Ghalib says:khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
    khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
    khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
    ke ab aansu bhi dhoondne lage naye naye raaste

  13. 63 Omprakash Daga Says:

    saathi sirf who nahhi hota,
    jo zindagi bhar sath nibhaye;
    saathi toh woh hota hai,
    jo zindgi ke kuch palo mein hi
    zindgi bhar ka sath de jaaye

  14. 64 Anonymous Says:

    hamari har sham nashe me gujarati thi , ek din sham nashe me thi aur hum hi gujar gaye,

  15. 65 Legend_killer Says:

    assmaan par jitne sitare hain…
    ankhoon main jitna ishare hain…
    samander k jitne kinare hain…
    utne screw dheele tumhare hain…

  16. 66 KETAN DHOKA Says:

    Sardar with his sister going on bike a boy passing nearby hm on a bike says .!!!!!!!!!Kya sardarji girlfriend ka sat kha ja raha ho.Sardar says!!!!!!!!Girlfriend hogi teri meri to ya bahan ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……………….

  17. 67 KETAN DHOKA Says:

    SARDAR WITH HIS WIFE GOING IN AUTORICKSHAW. DRIVER ADJUSTS HIS MIRROR, SARDAR BECOME ANGRY SAYS TO THEDRIVER MERI PATNI KO DEKHTA HA, TU PECHA BETHA MA RICKSHAW CHALAUNGA…………………………..Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……………………

  18. 68 ARUNJOHN Says:

    Small minds speak about people.
    Average minds speak about events.
    Great minds speak about ideas.
    good morning from Arun John

  19. 69 ARUNJOHN Uzhavoor Says:

    Medicine and friendship both cure our relax.Only diffrence is that our relationship has no “EXPIRY DATE”.
    Good evening from Arun john

  20. 70 saroj Says:

    zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka,
    Humne khud ko khusnaseeb paye,
    Tamanna thi ek pyae se dost ki,
    Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.

    want to make friendship with me

  21. 71 RITESH SINGH $ SARITA $ Says:

    I LOVE YOU MY SARITA!!!!!!!

    Aaj kal bewafao ki kami nahi hai,
    kyunki Aab Suraj ko hi dekh lo,
    Aata hai USHA ke saath, rehta hai KIRAN ke saath,
    jata hai SANDHYA ke saath, Orrrrrrrrrrrrr……………….
    soota hai NISHA KE SAATH.

  22. 72 ujala Says:

    I wrote ur name on sand it got
    washed away , I wrote ur name in air
    it was blown away, then I wrote
    ur name on my heart and
    I got HEART ATTACK……

  23. 73 ujala Says:

    Do u know ur smile takes
    1000people to death ?
    Save the world…………….so
    Plz start brushing regularly.

  24. 74 dhval Says:

    Todna tute hooye dil ka boora hota hai,
    Jiska koi nahi uska khuda hota,
    Log naahak hi kisi aadmi ko bura kahte hai,
    Bura aadmi nahi, bura waqt hota hai!

    sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
    Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
    sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
    Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
    lekin baat khas hui nahi,
    tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
    lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
    Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
    lekin baat khas hui nahi,
    tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
    lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

  25. 75 uzee Says:

    i’ve seen angles in sky’
    i’ve seen snowfall in jully’
    i’ve seen things u couldonly imagine to see or do’
    but
    i still haven’t seen anything sweeter than ur shayari….

    Dil 20 13 80 20 teray , confused?????
    read in punjabi….

  26. 76 Jitu Says:

    Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar dosti me tu kahin kho jayega, Humne khuda se kaha kahin zameen pe ake mere dost se to mil, tu bhi us par Fanna ho jayega !!!

  27. 77 ARUNJOHN Uzhavoor Says:

    hai,it is farewell time,
    u and me are going to get departed from one another,
    the feelings……
    the love we shared………..
    all are going to the past…
    so wishing u jappy moments Anoop

  28. 78 Ansar Says:

    dunia mein aaye ho to kuch aisa kam karo
    k har gali se awaz aaye abbajan abbajan

  29. 79 Prince khalid Afghani Says:

    Well freinds , feeeel soo happy 2 seee such a good contribution of good peoples..
    keep it up…

    Zindagi ko kismat seh shekayat kio hothi hain….
    Jo hasil nahi wos seh mohobbat kio hothi hain…

    yeh mere dil ko chain kio nahi parrta ….
    kia aik hi shakhs tha zamanay main…..

    CAtch me if u can…!!!

  30. 80 Anonymous Says:

    Log pyaar mi jine marne ke vaade karte hai lekin tu to ajj mare saayh ane ka bhi vaada nahi kiya

  31. 81 Nagesh Says:

    AN ODE TO MY SWEET HEART

    TILL THE ETERNITY
    ——————————

    It was all like a dream,
    When I saw you for the first time
    I thought I got a perfect match,
    Like the words in the poem rhyme,

    the sphere of my love for you
    which I cannot alter
    my heart rather than my
    Head is my master.

    In the dreams at least i can say
    that you are mine
    this could be my life’s
    last hope of sunshine.

    i cannot do anything like that
    which could hurt your dignity,
    my love is waiting for you dear
    TILL THE ETERNITY
    —Aakash Kumar—-

  32. 82 Arun John ,Uzhavoor Says:

    press down for magic
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    .grown up fool waiting for a majic

  33. 83 Saji.C.Luke Says:

    The power of man is not great enough to destroy creative talents and ideas that mark up progress in a civilised society.

  34. 84 NISHA ANSARI Says:

    hi 2 all of u…
    nice shayaries…

    “Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
    fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
    na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
    yahi kahungi hazaron me ji nahi lagta.”

    “Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
    ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
    log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
    lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin.”

  35. 85 ravi dhandharia Says:

    duniya kehti hai hum jiske dost hai wo chand ha ek tukda hai….are duniyawalon mere suno hum kehte hai mera jo dost hai chand uska ek tukda hai!!!

  36. 86 surojit Says:

    Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
    Banta: Me too, after you leave.

  37. 87 Yogi Says:

    Dosti rsta h to dost manjil h, dosti saya h to dost darpn h,O-God mere dost ko hmesha slamt rkhna, kyoki dosti dil h to dost dadkn
Yogi 
nist

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