Cool & Funny SMS collection
Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..
As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….
deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai
thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….
May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.
Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.
Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.
What is the height of Flirting?
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Its When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”
There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
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Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.
Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.
July 7th, 2006 at 6:27 am
fine I enjoyed. good collections.
July 9th, 2006 at 7:49 am
pyar pyar kya karte ho
dosti kar ke dekho,
pyar pyar kya karte ho
dosti kar ke dekho,
dil mile na mile
pyar pyar kya karte ho
dosti kar ke dekho,
arree dosti to khud ki bandgi hai
is me doob kar to dekhoo…:)
friend’s forever
July 9th, 2006 at 11:00 am
tum ko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya
jaise paaglon ki market main naya maal aaya
July 11th, 2006 at 6:39 am
hi there!!!
these shayeri’s are really cool and good. keep up the good work.
Roshni Chand se hoti hai Sitaro se nahi
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaro se nahi..
Aansu ter nikle to aankhein meri ho
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare haamri dsoti itni gehri ho K
Business tu kare aur income meri ho..
hope you like the above ones.
July 11th, 2006 at 9:32 am
There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
|
Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.
July 11th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
LOVE IS FOREVER,ONLY THE PARTNER”S CHANGE!!!!
July 11th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..;)
July 11th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.
July 27th, 2006 at 7:15 am
koi kya jaane ki hum hanste hua bhi roote hai,
dil ke jajbaat ko asko mein piro lete hai,
har baar dil mein ek kwavhis leker,
dil hi dil mein use tod ker hans lete hai
mhoohabat ke izhaar ko jootha na samajhiye ger chod jaaye koi to use dhokha na samajhiye
July 28th, 2006 at 6:28 am
ekar lahoo ke katro ko humne wafa nibhai
vo hi hume bewafa khate hai jinhe humne wafa sikhai
August 2nd, 2006 at 8:21 am
Todna tute hooye dil ka boora hota hai,
Jiska koi nahi uska khuda hota,
Log naahak hi kisi aadmi ko bura kahte hai,
Bura aadmi nahi, bura waqt hota hai!
Your doing excellent job.
Keep it up dear.
August 4th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Ghalib says:khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
khogaya hoon mai itne ghum me tere waaste
ke ab aansu bhi dhoondne lage naye naye raaste
August 8th, 2006 at 7:54 am
saathi sirf who nahhi hota,
jo zindagi bhar sath nibhaye;
saathi toh woh hota hai,
jo zindgi ke kuch palo mein hi
zindgi bhar ka sath de jaaye
August 8th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
hamari har sham nashe me gujarati thi , ek din sham nashe me thi aur hum hi gujar gaye,
August 10th, 2006 at 10:41 am
assmaan par jitne sitare hain…
ankhoon main jitna ishare hain…
samander k jitne kinare hain…
utne screw dheele tumhare hain…
August 13th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Sardar with his sister going on bike a boy passing nearby hm on a bike says .!!!!!!!!!Kya sardarji girlfriend ka sat kha ja raha ho.Sardar says!!!!!!!!Girlfriend hogi teri meri to ya bahan ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……………….
August 13th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
SARDAR WITH HIS WIFE GOING IN AUTORICKSHAW. DRIVER ADJUSTS HIS MIRROR, SARDAR BECOME ANGRY SAYS TO THEDRIVER MERI PATNI KO DEKHTA HA, TU PECHA BETHA MA RICKSHAW CHALAUNGA…………………………..Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha……………………
August 15th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Small minds speak about people.
Average minds speak about events.
Great minds speak about ideas.
good morning from Arun John
August 15th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Medicine and friendship both cure our relax.Only diffrence is that our relationship has no “EXPIRY DATE”.
Good evening from Arun john
August 24th, 2006 at 7:14 am
zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka,
Humne khud ko khusnaseeb paye,
Tamanna thi ek pyae se dost ki,
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
want to make friendship with me
September 7th, 2006 at 8:42 am
I LOVE YOU MY SARITA!!!!!!!
Aaj kal bewafao ki kami nahi hai,
kyunki Aab Suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai USHA ke saath, rehta hai KIRAN ke saath,
jata hai SANDHYA ke saath, Orrrrrrrrrrrrr……………….
soota hai NISHA KE SAATH.
September 7th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
I wrote ur name on sand it got
washed away , I wrote ur name in air
it was blown away, then I wrote
ur name on my heart and
I got HEART ATTACK……
September 7th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Do u know ur smile takes
1000people to death ?
Save the world…………….so
Plz start brushing regularly.
September 13th, 2006 at 7:10 am
Todna tute hooye dil ka boora hota hai,
Jiska koi nahi uska khuda hota,
Log naahak hi kisi aadmi ko bura kahte hai,
Bura aadmi nahi, bura waqt hota hai!
sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
September 18th, 2006 at 11:06 am
i’ve seen angles in sky’
i’ve seen snowfall in jully’
i’ve seen things u couldonly imagine to see or do’
but
i still haven’t seen anything sweeter than ur shayari….
Dil 20 13 80 20 teray , confused?????
read in punjabi….
September 21st, 2006 at 7:00 am
Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar dosti me tu kahin kho jayega, Humne khuda se kaha kahin zameen pe ake mere dost se to mil, tu bhi us par Fanna ho jayega !!!
September 25th, 2006 at 6:16 am
hai,it is farewell time,
u and me are going to get departed from one another,
the feelings……
the love we shared………..
all are going to the past…
so wishing u jappy moments Anoop
October 1st, 2006 at 7:11 am
dunia mein aaye ho to kuch aisa kam karo
k har gali se awaz aaye abbajan abbajan
October 10th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Well freinds , feeeel soo happy 2 seee such a good contribution of good peoples..
keep it up…
Zindagi ko kismat seh shekayat kio hothi hain….
Jo hasil nahi wos seh mohobbat kio hothi hain…
yeh mere dil ko chain kio nahi parrta ….
kia aik hi shakhs tha zamanay main…..
CAtch me if u can…!!!
October 10th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
Log pyaar mi jine marne ke vaade karte hai lekin tu to ajj mare saayh ane ka bhi vaada nahi kiya
October 17th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
AN ODE TO MY SWEET HEART
TILL THE ETERNITY
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It was all like a dream,
When I saw you for the first time
I thought I got a perfect match,
Like the words in the poem rhyme,
the sphere of my love for you
which I cannot alter
my heart rather than my
Head is my master.
In the dreams at least i can say
that you are mine
this could be my life’s
last hope of sunshine.
i cannot do anything like that
which could hurt your dignity,
my love is waiting for you dear
TILL THE ETERNITY
—Aakash Kumar—-
October 28th, 2006 at 7:24 am
press down for magic
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.grown up fool waiting for a majic
October 29th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
The power of man is not great enough to destroy creative talents and ideas that mark up progress in a civilised society.
October 31st, 2006 at 7:05 pm
hi 2 all of u…
nice shayaries…
“Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahungi hazaron me ji nahi lagta.”
“Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin.”
November 1st, 2006 at 8:56 am
duniya kehti hai hum jiske dost hai wo chand ha ek tukda hai….are duniyawalon mere suno hum kehte hai mera jo dost hai chand uska ek tukda hai!!!
November 3rd, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.
November 6th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Dosti rsta h to dost manjil h, dosti saya h to dost darpn h,O-God mere dost ko hmesha slamt rkhna, kyoki dosti dil h to dost dadkn
Yogi 
nist