Cool & Funny SMS collection 2
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
prisnor-here&there
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
judge-sooner&later
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the 
.
….payal chankati ayee thi…..
….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???
……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.
2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .
A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..
May 25th, 2006 at 8:24 am
In My friends U is My best friend
SO, I like U
U forget me
I can’t forget U.
I love U my friend.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:07 am
Raat kya dhali sitere chale gaye,
aap se kya gila jab apne chale gaye,
jeet to sakte the “ISHQ” ki baazi hum bhi,
par aap ko jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye……..
From:-javid (Jaan)
June 5th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
fish ready ?
yes boss
chiken ready ?
yes boss
omlate ready ?
yes boss
mutton ready ?
no boss
kyu?
bakara abhi shayari padh raha hai.
June 19th, 2006 at 10:54 am
i like all of them exept the ones where salman khan is mentioned. hw can u say stuff bou hm lyk dat????
June 26th, 2006 at 11:05 am
Dooriyon kina parwain kiya kijya
Dil jab bai pukare bula lijiye
hum door jyaada nahi aapse
bus apni aakhon ko palkon semila lijiya
June 26th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Kusnasib hai wo badal jo door rakar
bhi jaime par baraste hai
Aur badnasib ek hum jo kharib
bhi milne ko taraste hai……
June 26th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Har aathat ehsaas haara dilagi
har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi
hum itni yadein bhar denge
aapke dil me na chahte hue bhi apko yaad hanari aayegi….
Plz give me more shayari
i am friend
June 27th, 2006 at 9:35 am
raat kai time ak admi kabar kai opper betha tha dosraadmi apni cycle se gujar raha tha osne bethe hoe admi se pucha kya aap ko dar nahi lagta osne kaha esme darne ki kya baat hai andar garmi lag rahi thi es liye baher betha hoo
July 4th, 2006 at 6:18 pm
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat…..
(0345-6723273)(0333-4149346)
July 11th, 2006 at 6:41 am
God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
July 11th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
hay need tax shayaries which is (BEWAFA ETC )AND NOT TO LONG
July 29th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna
Dil ko jo lag jaye woh baat na kehna
Milte hai hamare jese dost bahat kam
iss liye KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNAA
August 1st, 2006 at 9:29 am
God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!
August 5th, 2006 at 8:44 am
Mere yaadon mein aane waale,
Ab tujhe yaad aana chahte hain hum…….
August 14th, 2006 at 6:20 am
pls tell the sky not to cry. it reminds me of something i want to forget and i dnt want to cry anymore,
August 14th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
dil na diya pyarr na kiya
too bolo nan bolo kya kiya
mile jo dunia
August 16th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
chale the sair karne,dil me kutch armaantha
ek taraf jugle hi jungle, ek taraf kabrastan tha
Jab kisi haddi se mera paer takraya, to uska ye bayaan tha
Ki Aye Chalne wale zara dekh ke chal humbhi bhi kabhi insaan tha.
Mohabbat karke aye dost pastana hi parta hai,
zigar pe haaath rakh ke dil ko samjhana hi parta hai.
August 20th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
request hai aap se refuse mat karna ,,
freind ship k bulb ko fuse mat karna ,,
hum dost hai aap k confuse mat karna,,
humare jaga kisi or ko choose mat karna,,
some thing misng
August 25th, 2006 at 10:14 am
In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat
Katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of it.
Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is
going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars.
First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning…
Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain peak
Third one is born…”
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
“Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt in mahabharata then how
come u have one?”
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child was going to
Kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?
Masterji fainted…………………….no answer…..
September 1st, 2006 at 3:46 pm
mein jindgi me tumhe bahot pyar karna chahta hu…
khud ko khone se pahele khud ko ek bar milna chahta hu…
September 6th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rahmaton ka,humne khud to khusnasib paya,Tamana thi ek pyare se dost ki,Khuda Khud dost ban kar chala aaya
September 7th, 2006 at 8:50 am
meaning of FRIEND
F-FIRST
R-RELATION
I-IS
E-EARTH
N-NEVER
D-DIE
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I…………
I…………
I LOVE YOU SARITA
September 7th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.
September 15th, 2006 at 10:54 am
payar main kisi ne dhoka khaya to kisi ne laat khai
hum woh majno han jis sirf laat khai
September 15th, 2006 at 10:57 am
JIS DIN SE JUDA WOH HUM SE HOWAY IS DIL NE DHARAKNA CHOR DIA HA
CHAND KA MOUN BHI UTRA UTRA TAROO NE CHAMAKNA CHOR DIA HA
September 16th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
ik din hub hum nahin hongay yeh na samjhna hum tumhain bhool jayain gay bus ik baar asmaan ki taraf dekhna meray sms tumhain SITARON per nazer ayain gay//
September 29th, 2006 at 11:00 am
aaj mehfil mere saath hai fhir bhi tanaha hoon main,
bita waqt mera na tha sirf ek lamaha hoon main.
September 29th, 2006 at 11:03 am
hum jee rahen the unka naam lekar,
wo gujarte the hamara salam lekar,
kal wo keh gayen bhula do hume,
humne pucha kaise?
wo chale gayen haath main jaam dekar.
October 4th, 2006 at 5:38 am
Gardish ki ghataon me jab chand nikalta hai,
dil ek prinde sa udne ko machalta hai,
ankho se koi ansoo aise bhi nikalta hai,
jaise koi pardesi ghar chhod ke chalta hai,
ham sard mijazo ko samjhega bhala kya koi,
sahraon se badal bhi bach bach ke nikalta hai,
October 24th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
phoolon ki mallika baharon ki shehzadi.
mera dil tod ke chali gayi kamini,kutti,haramzadi.
October 26th, 2006 at 7:02 am
zamane mein nahi deewana ham saa deewana nahi yeh zamana ham saa,
ham ache se nibhate hain yeh dosti koi kar ke dikhaye dostana ham saa,
October 26th, 2006 at 7:13 am
zindagi mein har pal muskurana raho, hasna zindagi ki zaroorat hai, zindagi ko is andaaz se jiyo, ke aap ko dekh kar log kahein, wah kitni khubsoorat zindagi hai,
October 26th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
Humne bhi ki thi koshishe ,hum na tumhe bhula sake,
Koi kami humi me thi,yaad tume naa aa sake…
October 27th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
jis din se dekha hai tum ko sanam,bechain rehtai hain us din se hum,laghta hai aisa KHUDA ki kasam tum mere ho tum mere ho………….
November 4th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Likh sakte kisi ki taqdeer agar hum …toh aapki taqdeer mai har khushi likh dete….jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye ..har lakir ko us taraf mod dete
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!….
November 5th, 2006 at 8:52 am
hi ankur ,
this message is specially 4 u
sun soniya ve sharbati rabg tera,
jiven patjhad de suke banere,
tu sanu bhul v javen,
ja’ tere vargy hor bathere
November 7th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times.
Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.â€Â
Very honest
Very cute
Very honest
One in trillions
Very stunning
Very gorgeous
Good looking
Fit
I think it’s enough
About me
WHAT ABOUT YOU???
I am sure,
You were born n this world
As a cute baby.
Now that u are grown up
I have one question……….
WHAT HAPPENED???
True friends are like Mornings,
You can’t have them the whole day.
But you can be sure,
That they will be there
When you wake up tomorrow, next year and forever.
I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me.
You cry, I cry.
You smile, I smile.
You laughed, I laughed.
You jump out of the window…….
…………………………………..
……………………………………
I looked down and say
JO ALLAH KI MarZI,
And laughed again….
“Happiness is like a butterflyâ€Â
You run after it, it keeps flying away.
But if you stand still,
“It comes and sits on youâ€Â
Wishing you lots of butterflies!!!!
Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack India.
499 nikal chukay hain, msg miltay hi nikal jaao.
A friend is
1% FUNNY
2 % SWEET
3% CARING
4%LoVING
90%GOODLOOKING
That’s why I am your friend.
Hey…..listen…..
Two people were asking me
4 your details today.
I gave them your cell number and address.
They will be visiting you soon.
………………………….
…………………………..
There names are JOY and HAPPINESS.
Longest is mother’s love.
Shortest is other’s love.
Sweetest is lover’s love.
But
Strongest is fiend’s love.
Thanx for being my friend.