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Cool & Funny SMS collection 2

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
prisnor-here&there
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
judge-sooner&later

bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the :D .

….payal chankati ayee thi…..
….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???
……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.

2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!

Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .

A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..

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98 Comments/Shayaris on “Cool & Funny SMS collection 2”

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  1. 51 SOMI Says:

    hasraton se hum apki rah saja denge
    sapno ki daulat aap per luta denge
    koi phool nai aaj daman me lekin
    Aap k aane per hum palke bichha denge

  2. 52 nisha Says:

    Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
    kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
    humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
    is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

  3. 53 Moni Says:

    1980’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
    Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
    2006’s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
    Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!

  4. 54 Moni Says:

    Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!!
    Sahab : kal Ana..
    Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!

  5. 55 vikram babel Says:

    upar wale ne aap ko bheeja to esa bheeja k bheeje me bheeja hi nahi bheeja.

  6. 56 Rohit Says:

    dost aisa hota hai jo aapke tej barish me jane naa de
    pyaar aisa hota hai jo ttej barish me bhi dost ke ansoon pehchaan le

  7. 57 Farheen Says:

    Woh zindagi hi kya jis mein friendship nahi,
    Woh friendship hi kya jis mein yaadein nahi,
    Woh yaadein hi kya jis mein TUM nahi,
    or woh tum hi kya jis k saath HUM nahi.

  8. 58 mohd imran Says:

    1.kismat par aaita bar kisko hai mil jaye khushi inkar kisko hai kuch majburiya hai meri jaan warna judia se pyar kisko hai

  9. 59 Jeet Says:

    Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
    woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
    jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
    hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe

  10. 60 sai Says:

    kudha se ek duha maanga!
    maang me apne mouth maanga!
    kudha ne bola mouth tho thuje dedunga!
    per uska kya karu jisne there lambi umar maanga!

  11. 61 omer sheikh Says:

    i have a pen which is blue i have a friend which is you . flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say Goodbye

  12. 62 Rana Ali Says:

    Main Pochiya Rab Nu: tu jag piyar da veri kyu bana chadya, Rab hasya te boliye tu kera mera naal changi kiti tu vi taan yaar nu Rab bana chadiya

  13. 63 Rana Ali Says:

    Dekah tum ko jab se hai,
    Yeh baat is dil main tab se hai,
    mil jaye mujh ko piyar tera,
    phir mangana kuch na rab se hai,

  14. 64 anoop Says:

    Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
    Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
    Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
    Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

  15. 65 M.SULTAN TARIQ Says:

    Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
    • What’s the difference between your and my smile?
    U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
    • U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
    • If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
    • If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
    • It’s time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
    • I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
    • Whenever I miss u I won’t luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U

  16. 66 Amrita Says:

    aap gehron ki baat karten hain,
    humne apne bhiaaz ma aye,
    log kanton se bach kar chalten hain humne foolon se zhakahm khaye…

  17. 67 Nauroz Says:

    kia kahon yaar mohabat ka mara hoon bus dua karna

  18. 68 santosh Says:

    najane kab koi tara ashman se tut jaye,najane kab koi ansu akhon se chut jaye, kuch pal mere saath dosti karlo, najane kab jism se ye jan chut jaye…..

  19. 69 Imran Amin Says:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M
    N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
    have I missed
    something?
    yes..
    i missed “U”

  20. 70 Imran Amin Says:

    2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

  21. 71 yasmine Says:

    yah mari taraf se … hum waffa karte rahe’ woh bewafi karte rahe ;hum uhne se pyar karte rehe aur woh kisi aur se. jaan tu humen di ; par woh marte hai kisi aur pa .sath tu woh humere hai par yaad kisi aur ko karte hai …..

  22. 72 Sajid Says:

    Koi Sham aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar,Koi Sham Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar, Hume To Us Sham Ka Intejar Hai Jo Aaye Tumhe saath Lekar.

  23. 73 jayesh Says:

    Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost
    Raah chalte ko bevakuf banate hain dost
    Sarbat bol kar daaru pilate hain dost
    Par kya kare saale bahut yaad ate hain dost.

  24. 74 faizan Says:

    roye gi ye ankh muskurane ke baad aye gi raat din dhal jane k baad khabi ruthna na mujh se mere dost shayed ye zindigi na rahe tere ruth jane k baad.

  25. 75 SIDDHI Says:

    Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
    Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
    Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
    SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai

  26. 76 PANKAJ KUMAR Says:

    Darpan dhulhan ka sringar nai hota,
    Dost jivan ka aadahr nai hota,
    Dosti to sab se hoti hai,
    Magar dosti ka matlab payar nai hota.

  27. 77 kavya Says:

    Meri mohabbat ki bas itni si kahaani hai
    1 tutti hui kishti aur ruka hua pani hai
    1 gulaab hai jo unki kitaab mein dam tod chuka hai
    Aur unhe yaad bhi nahin ye kisi ki nishani hai …..

  28. 78 kavya Says:

    Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah ..!!
    Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah ..!!
    Khushbu Ke KalaM Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khat ..!!
    Har Lafz Mehek Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah ..!!

  29. 79 yunus Says:

    yunus khan

    jaane khabhi wo raat na aaye
    meri ankho ke samne unki barat na aaye

  30. 80 MohsinAli Says:

    Dreams are not those which you see when u get into the sleep,
    But are those which never let u sleep till they are achieved.

  31. 81 lubhamagrawal Says:

    Raat bhar jagh kar hamne tera rasta dekha
    hamse mat poch in ankhon ne kia kya dekha
    ham bhi shayad kisi ankhon mai panah le letey
    is bhare sher mai ek chehra na tum sa dekh

  32. 82 zafir Says:

    tere pyar ki bina jindagi adhoori hain
    tere muskan ke begair dil adhora hai

  33. 83 zafir Says:

    kya ponchte ho haal mere karobaar ka
    aina becha karta hoon andho ke sahar me

  34. 84 zafir Says:

    maine khuda se duwa maangi duwa me apni hi mout mangi
    khuda ne kahaa mout to dedu par unki duwa ko kya karu
    jisne duwa me tere lambe umar ki duwa maangi

  35. 85 For My Jaanu Says:

    Ek naam hai tumhara jo mujse jud gaya hai,
    To vo naam ab or kisi se kaise jud sakta hai?

  36. 86 Joke Says:

    Ek aadmi ki car ke sath Popat takraya or behosh ho gaya.
    Admi Popat ko ghar le gaya,Pinjare me rakha or khana diya.
    Popat uth ke bola, Hi Allah; JAIL?
    Wo Driver mar gaya kya?

    Ha Ha Ha…..

  37. 87 ishita Says:

    har lafz ma wo ikrara chahta hai….
    apni khabar nahi…..
    per humsa pyar chata hai…
    eh khuda tuhee bata…..
    kuch log …kanta bow ker..fool kaisa pata hai

  38. 88 ishita Says:

    hum jo chata hai waisa kyuu nahi hota..
    hum jo pata hai wo khawabo jaisa kyuu nahi hota
    jis insan ka jaisa hona kii hum umeed kerta hai…
    wo insaan hamare umeed ..jaisa kyuu nahi hota..

  39. 89 Azad Khan Says:

    hes na pa ghum na ankekhno pohedo
    da sta da las landay che so loedo
    ghashe tla prekhoda linda mata shwa
    mong che da nakhe pa weshto pohedo
    zwanee wa tlalay da peeree wrazay way
    che sta pa masto esharo pohedo
    wazar mo saway wo bia hes na keda
    mong patangan che pa lambo pohedo
    gulluna sra ye wa da tan pa weno
    bubul che kala pa azgho pohedo
    BABA mo lado musafar sho rana
    mong che pa jaba da Pukhto pohedo

  40. 90 Azad Khan Says:

    Lag may poy ka na pohegama da walay
    ror da ror pa las katlegama da walay
    za shaheen da toro ghro woma da sa shwa
    da tapos sara garzigama da walay
    da anqa pa sair pa neem asman may jawand wo
    da saia pa dam geeregama da walay
    da dunia da khazano padsha kho za wam
    wos pa yao dallar kharseghama da walay
    da asia ao da falak pa sair gardan kadam
    kho pa yao mehwar tawegama da walay
    sta da makh lambay kho har cha dee lidalay
    kho za zan la pray swazigama da walay
    sta pa mulk kay da Ashikano jawand azab day
    za AZAD pakay wosegama da walay
    komay zulfay che Ashikano lara taal we
    za pa hagho zulfo zinday kegama da walay…(Azad Khan)

  41. 91 Azad Khan Says:

    Dil may ap,
    Darkhan may ap,
    Ankhon may ap,
    Sanson may ap,
    Jahan be dekkhon
    Bus ap he ap,
    Detol wali aunty such kehti hai
    JARASIM har jagah hote hia,

  42. 92 Azad Khan Says:

    har galee har divaar par apka nam lekha hai,
    har khidkee har darwazay par apka nam lekha hai,
    opar talash e gumshuda or nechay zehni tawazan kharab lekha hai,

  43. 93 Azad Khan Says:

    3 fastest means of communication,

    1:Tele-Phone
    2:Tele-Vision
    3:Tell-a-woman

    Need still faster..?
    Tell he not 2 tell any1…(Azad Khan)

  44. 94 V.S. Nagarkoti Says:

    Arz kiya hai………

    Office may Kaam hote hain…
    Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
    Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
    Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
    Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai….

    Employee’s reply…

    Arz kiya hai………
    Appraisal hote hain…
    Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
    Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
    Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
    Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai….

  45. 95 V.S. Nagarkoti......viju Says:

    Dil pyaara ho
    Sakta hai par
    Preet nahi,
    dariya gehra ho
    sakta hai par
    pani nahi
    hum humesha aapka
    saath denge kyunki,
    pyaar ektarfa ho sakta hai …
    par ,……………
    DOSTI nahi…

  46. 96 mayank Says:

    chand se pyaari chandni,
    chandni se pyaari raat ,
    raat se pyaari jindgi,
    jindgi se pyare aap

  47. 97 ashu ali khan Says:

    dost dosto sai khafa nahi hote
    haat milkar juda nahi hote
    bhula dena humari khamiyon ko
    bicouse insan khabhi khuda nahi hota.

  48. 98 avadhesh Says:

    hasraton se hum apki rah saja denge
    sapno ki daulat aap per luta denge
    koi phool nai aaj daman me lekin
    Aap k aane per hum palke bichha denge

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