Cool & Funny SMS collection 2
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
prisnor-here&there
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
judge-sooner&later
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the 
.
….payal chankati ayee thi…..
….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???
……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.
2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .
A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..
December 21st, 2006 at 8:24 pm
hasraton se hum apki rah saja denge
sapno ki daulat aap per luta denge
koi phool nai aaj daman me lekin
Aap k aane per hum palke bichha denge
January 23rd, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
February 6th, 2007 at 6:37 am
1980′s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Jeans pehenlu?
Mumy : Nahin Beti Log Kya kahenge!
2006′s Girl Say’s : Mumy mein Mini Skirt pehenlu?
Mumy : Pehenlo pehenlo Beti, kuch to pehenlo!
February 6th, 2007 at 6:41 am
Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!!
Sahab : kal Ana..
Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!
February 14th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
upar wale ne aap ko bheeja to esa bheeja k bheeje me bheeja hi nahi bheeja.
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:47 am
dost aisa hota hai jo aapke tej barish me jane naa de
pyaar aisa hota hai jo ttej barish me bhi dost ke ansoon pehchaan le
March 1st, 2007 at 11:33 am
Woh zindagi hi kya jis mein friendship nahi,
Woh friendship hi kya jis mein yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jis mein TUM nahi,
or woh tum hi kya jis k saath HUM nahi.
March 2nd, 2007 at 5:42 am
1.kismat par aaita bar kisko hai mil jaye khushi inkar kisko hai kuch majburiya hai meri jaan warna judia se pyar kisko hai
March 6th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe
March 8th, 2007 at 4:54 am
kudha se ek duha maanga!
maang me apne mouth maanga!
kudha ne bola mouth tho thuje dedunga!
per uska kya karu jisne there lambi umar maanga!
March 8th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
i have a pen which is blue i have a friend which is you . flowers will die, waters will dry, but our friendship will never say Goodbye
March 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 am
Main Pochiya Rab Nu: tu jag piyar da veri kyu bana chadya, Rab hasya te boliye tu kera mera naal changi kiti tu vi taan yaar nu Rab bana chadiya
March 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 am
Dekah tum ko jab se hai,
Yeh baat is dil main tab se hai,
mil jaye mujh ko piyar tera,
phir mangana kuch na rab se hai,
March 28th, 2007 at 2:54 am
Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
April 9th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
• What’s the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
• U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
• If I reach for your hand, will you hold it? If I hold out my arms, will you hug me? If I go for your lips, will you kiss me? If I capture your heart, will you luv me?
• If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !
• It’s time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
• I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with
• Whenever I miss u I won’t luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
April 17th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
aap gehron ki baat karten hain,
humne apne bhiaaz ma aye,
log kanton se bach kar chalten hain humne foolon se zhakahm khaye…
April 19th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
kia kahon yaar mohabat ka mara hoon bus dua karna
April 26th, 2007 at 9:12 am
najane kab koi tara ashman se tut jaye,najane kab koi ansu akhon se chut jaye, kuch pal mere saath dosti karlo, najane kab jism se ye jan chut jaye…..
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:29 am
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed “U”
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:45 am
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:18 am
yah mari taraf se … hum waffa karte rahe’ woh bewafi karte rahe ;hum uhne se pyar karte rehe aur woh kisi aur se. jaan tu humen di ; par woh marte hai kisi aur pa .sath tu woh humere hai par yaad kisi aur ko karte hai …..
May 17th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Koi Sham aati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar,Koi Sham Jaati Hai Tumhari Yaad Lekar, Hume To Us Sham Ka Intejar Hai Jo Aaye Tumhe saath Lekar.
May 26th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost
Raah chalte ko bevakuf banate hain dost
Sarbat bol kar daaru pilate hain dost
Par kya kare saale bahut yaad ate hain dost.
July 6th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
roye gi ye ankh muskurane ke baad aye gi raat din dhal jane k baad khabi ruthna na mujh se mere dost shayed ye zindigi na rahe tere ruth jane k baad.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:25 am
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
July 18th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Darpan dhulhan ka sringar nai hota,
Dost jivan ka aadahr nai hota,
Dosti to sab se hoti hai,
Magar dosti ka matlab payar nai hota.
July 20th, 2007 at 8:54 am
Meri mohabbat ki bas itni si kahaani hai
1 tutti hui kishti aur ruka hua pani hai
1 gulaab hai jo unki kitaab mein dam tod chuka hai
Aur unhe yaad bhi nahin ye kisi ki nishani hai …..
July 20th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Jab Se Hua Hai Woh Khwab Ki Tarah ..!!
Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Azaab Ki Tarah ..!!
Khushbu Ke KalaM Se Shayad Likha Tha Usne Khat ..!!
Har Lafz Mehek Raha Hai Gulab Ki Tarah ..!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
yunus khan
jaane khabhi wo raat na aaye
meri ankho ke samne unki barat na aaye
August 4th, 2007 at 6:53 am
Dreams are not those which you see when u get into the sleep,
But are those which never let u sleep till they are achieved.
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:57 am
Raat bhar jagh kar hamne tera rasta dekha
hamse mat poch in ankhon ne kia kya dekha
ham bhi shayad kisi ankhon mai panah le letey
is bhare sher mai ek chehra na tum sa dekh
October 7th, 2007 at 9:18 am
tere pyar ki bina jindagi adhoori hain
tere muskan ke begair dil adhora hai
October 7th, 2007 at 9:20 am
kya ponchte ho haal mere karobaar ka
aina becha karta hoon andho ke sahar me
October 7th, 2007 at 9:22 am
maine khuda se duwa maangi duwa me apni hi mout mangi
khuda ne kahaa mout to dedu par unki duwa ko kya karu
jisne duwa me tere lambe umar ki duwa maangi
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Ek naam hai tumhara jo mujse jud gaya hai,
To vo naam ab or kisi se kaise jud sakta hai?
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Ek aadmi ki car ke sath Popat takraya or behosh ho gaya.
Admi Popat ko ghar le gaya,Pinjare me rakha or khana diya.
Popat uth ke bola, Hi Allah; JAIL?
Wo Driver mar gaya kya?
Ha Ha Ha…..
January 30th, 2008 at 11:14 am
har lafz ma wo ikrara chahta hai….
apni khabar nahi…..
per humsa pyar chata hai…
eh khuda tuhee bata…..
kuch log …kanta bow ker..fool kaisa pata hai
January 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am
hum jo chata hai waisa kyuu nahi hota..
hum jo pata hai wo khawabo jaisa kyuu nahi hota
jis insan ka jaisa hona kii hum umeed kerta hai…
wo insaan hamare umeed ..jaisa kyuu nahi hota..
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 am
hes na pa ghum na ankekhno pohedo
da sta da las landay che so loedo
ghashe tla prekhoda linda mata shwa
mong che da nakhe pa weshto pohedo
zwanee wa tlalay da peeree wrazay way
che sta pa masto esharo pohedo
wazar mo saway wo bia hes na keda
mong patangan che pa lambo pohedo
gulluna sra ye wa da tan pa weno
bubul che kala pa azgho pohedo
BABA mo lado musafar sho rana
mong che pa jaba da Pukhto pohedo
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Lag may poy ka na pohegama da walay
ror da ror pa las katlegama da walay
za shaheen da toro ghro woma da sa shwa
da tapos sara garzigama da walay
da anqa pa sair pa neem asman may jawand wo
da saia pa dam geeregama da walay
da dunia da khazano padsha kho za wam
wos pa yao dallar kharseghama da walay
da asia ao da falak pa sair gardan kadam
kho pa yao mehwar tawegama da walay
sta da makh lambay kho har cha dee lidalay
kho za zan la pray swazigama da walay
sta pa mulk kay da Ashikano jawand azab day
za AZAD pakay wosegama da walay
komay zulfay che Ashikano lara taal we
za pa hagho zulfo zinday kegama da walay…(Azad Khan)
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Dil may ap,
Darkhan may ap,
Ankhon may ap,
Sanson may ap,
Jahan be dekkhon
Bus ap he ap,
Detol wali aunty such kehti hai
JARASIM har jagah hote hia,
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
har galee har divaar par apka nam lekha hai,
har khidkee har darwazay par apka nam lekha hai,
opar talash e gumshuda or nechay zehni tawazan kharab lekha hai,
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
3 fastest means of communication,
1:Tele-Phone
2:Tele-Vision
3:Tell-a-woman
Need still faster..?
Tell he not 2 tell any1…(Azad Khan)
November 10th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Arz kiya hai………
Office may Kaam hote hain…
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai….
Employee’s reply…
Arz kiya hai………
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai….
November 10th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Dil pyaara ho
Sakta hai par
Preet nahi,
dariya gehra ho
sakta hai par
pani nahi
hum humesha aapka
saath denge kyunki,
pyaar ektarfa ho sakta hai …
par ,……………
DOSTI nahi…
January 14th, 2009 at 10:09 am
chand se pyaari chandni,
chandni se pyaari raat ,
raat se pyaari jindgi,
jindgi se pyare aap
January 25th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
dost dosto sai khafa nahi hote
haat milkar juda nahi hote
bhula dena humari khamiyon ko
bicouse insan khabhi khuda nahi hota.
January 31st, 2009 at 3:04 pm
hasraton se hum apki rah saja denge
sapno ki daulat aap per luta denge
koi phool nai aaj daman me lekin
Aap k aane per hum palke bichha denge