Cool & Funny SMS collection 2
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
judge-what you do?
prisnor-This & that
judge-where you live?
prisnor-here&there
judge(to policeman)-Arrest him.
prisnor-when i will come out
judge-sooner&later
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!”, said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
Santa banta ko 3 live Bomb milte hai… Santa aur banta un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai……..
(raste mein… ) Santa : agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to???
Banta:jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the 
.
….payal chankati ayee thi…..
….payal chankati chali gayee……………….???
……………….main sindoor leke khada tha,
mujhe rakhi pehnake chali gayee.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta?
2sra : nahin
1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai?
2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai.
2 srdrs sat in a double decker bus.1 up &1down. Above1 came down running.Below1 askd why? Srdr replied-”Abe yaar upar driver nai hai!
Hum umeedon ki duniya basaate rahe,
woh bhi har kadam par humein azmate rahe,
jab mohabbat mein marna pada,
hum mar gaye woh bahane banate rahe..
What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado…
Khali ladkiya bachti hai,
baki sab ladke mar jate hai..
THIHAR Jail ordered 999 shirts & 1000 pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
SALMAN KHAN IS COMING . .
A scientist cannot be a president but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot be a superstar but rajnikant did it.
A monkey cannot operate a mobile but yes, you did it.. I m proud of you..
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:16 pm
3 fastest means of communication,
1:Tele-Phone
2:Tele-Vision
3:Tell-a-woman
Need still faster..?
Tell he not 2 tell any1…(Azad Khan)
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
har galee har divaar par apka nam lekha hai,
har khidkee har darwazay par apka nam lekha hai,
opar talash e gumshuda or nechay zehni tawazan kharab lekha hai,
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Dil may ap,
Darkhan may ap,
Ankhon may ap,
Sanson may ap,
Jahan be dekkhon
Bus ap he ap,
Detol wali aunty such kehti hai
JARASIM har jagah hote hia,
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Lag may poy ka na pohegama da walay
ror da ror pa las katlegama da walay
za shaheen da toro ghro woma da sa shwa
da tapos sara garzigama da walay
da anqa pa sair pa neem asman may jawand wo
da saia pa dam geeregama da walay
da dunia da khazano padsha kho za wam
wos pa yao dallar kharseghama da walay
da asia ao da falak pa sair gardan kadam
kho pa yao mehwar tawegama da walay
sta da makh lambay kho har cha dee lidalay
kho za zan la pray swazigama da walay
sta pa mulk kay da Ashikano jawand azab day
za AZAD pakay wosegama da walay
komay zulfay che Ashikano lara taal we
za pa hagho zulfo zinday kegama da walay…(Azad Khan)
February 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 am
hes na pa ghum na ankekhno pohedo
da sta da las landay che so loedo
ghashe tla prekhoda linda mata shwa
mong che da nakhe pa weshto pohedo
zwanee wa tlalay da peeree wrazay way
che sta pa masto esharo pohedo
wazar mo saway wo bia hes na keda
mong patangan che pa lambo pohedo
gulluna sra ye wa da tan pa weno
bubul che kala pa azgho pohedo
BABA mo lado musafar sho rana
mong che pa jaba da Pukhto pohedo
January 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am
hum jo chata hai waisa kyuu nahi hota..
hum jo pata hai wo khawabo jaisa kyuu nahi hota
jis insan ka jaisa hona kii hum umeed kerta hai…
wo insaan hamare umeed ..jaisa kyuu nahi hota..
January 30th, 2008 at 11:14 am
har lafz ma wo ikrara chahta hai….
apni khabar nahi…..
per humsa pyar chata hai…
eh khuda tuhee bata…..
kuch log …kanta bow ker..fool kaisa pata hai
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Ek aadmi ki car ke sath Popat takraya or behosh ho gaya.
Admi Popat ko ghar le gaya,Pinjare me rakha or khana diya.
Popat uth ke bola, Hi Allah; JAIL?
Wo Driver mar gaya kya?
Ha Ha Ha…..
November 22nd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Ek naam hai tumhara jo mujse jud gaya hai,
To vo naam ab or kisi se kaise jud sakta hai?
October 7th, 2007 at 9:22 am
maine khuda se duwa maangi duwa me apni hi mout mangi
khuda ne kahaa mout to dedu par unki duwa ko kya karu
jisne duwa me tere lambe umar ki duwa maangi
October 7th, 2007 at 9:20 am
kya ponchte ho haal mere karobaar ka
aina becha karta hoon andho ke sahar me
October 7th, 2007 at 9:18 am
tere pyar ki bina jindagi adhoori hain
tere muskan ke begair dil adhora hai
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:57 am
Raat bhar jagh kar hamne tera rasta dekha
hamse mat poch in ankhon ne kia kya dekha
ham bhi shayad kisi ankhon mai panah le letey
is bhare sher mai ek chehra na tum sa dekh