Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Lady of the House about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Kalyug ki kavitha
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Thanks to Ashish S
[Tutorial] - How to Get Patients in Your Clinic
May be helpful to Doctors visiting Shayaro ki Shayari 
If you wanna your clinic crowded, you have to take pain and have to do hard work.
Hi-Tech Bail Gaadi
Funny Signs, Quotes & Hoardings
In a Bangkok temple:
“IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED
AS A MAN.”
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
“LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.”
Doctors’ office, Rome:
“SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES”
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
“DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS”
In a Nairobi restaurant:
“CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER”
On a River/highway crossing:
“TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE.”
On a poster at an educational institution:
“ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP YOU”
In a City restaurant:
“OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS”
A sign seen on an automatic rest-room hand dryer:
“DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS”
In a cemetery:
“PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR
OWN GRAVES”
Water on Mars
[Via Sreejith.Net]
Funny Shaadi.com proposals
I can’t Stop laughing,
ROFL
Hello To Viewvers My Name is Shiva , I am single i dont have female, If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education
but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…
when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks
yours Regards Shiva ~*~
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never
create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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Some Popular Jokes
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….
Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…
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Proposals by Products
* Wanna to propose a girl/boy?
Just do it - Nike.
* Before going to propose a girl/ boy
Believe in the best - BPL.
* If u r hesitating before proposing a girl/ boy
Vicks ki goli khao khich khich dur karo - Vicks.
* You r going to propose a girl/ boy then the chances are
50-50 - Britaina
* If girl slapped u when u proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca (Read More…)
Modern Love Application
Dearest Girl,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. (Read More…)