[Funny] Bollywood Actors as Mahatma Gandhi
Some guy created a wonderful of collection of Bollywood Actors as Mahatma Gandhi 
. hats of to the photoshoper 
.
Main bapu ka bhi ‘guru’ hoon:
Abhishek Bachchan
Bapu Chacha:
Ajay Devgan
Simbli Mallu - Part 2
You might have read the Simbli Mallu Part I. Here is the second part.
You MIGHT be a Malayali……….
If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin’s wedding.
If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football , all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!
If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dufaiii, Big Time Malayali..
If you have the words “Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol” written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malayali.
If you refer to your husband as kettiyon; ithiyan, pillerude appan, guess what? You’re a Central Travancore Christian Malayali.
If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes, chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.
If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.
Cute letters : From Kids to God
These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss.
Dear God… It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
[Funny Clip] Great indian laughter challenge : Raju Srivastava - Sholay
A funny clip from Great indian laughter challenge by Raju Srivastava where demonstrates what will happen if Sholay happened this time, with the same characters. Funny !
Hum Tum Cartoons (New)
Most of you muct be knowing the Hum and Tum charachters from the bollywood movie “Hum Tum”. We recieved few new comic strips of Hum and Tum. Enjoy !
Simblee Mallu
Few questions related to malayalies
1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala .
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi.
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Top bumper stickers you would like to see
Impotence… Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
The proctologist called… they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life… but it broke off.
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you are an ***hole.
Guys… just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
Some people just don’t know how to drive… I call these people “Everybody But Me.”
Heart Attacks… God’s revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this… I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander… It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
[Funny] : What if english slangs where translated to Hindi
Have a nice day! —–> Achcha din lo!
What’s up? —–>Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding! —–>Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me! —–> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Cool man! —–> Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! —-> Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don’t mess with me, dude.—–> Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
How to recharge ur mobile for free : secret revealed
Recharge ur phone every month freely by following this process
Please follow the instruction & you can recharge your SIM card
absolutely free.
Yes it is possible, see how technology can be used to make technicians
fool.
I just got a mail from a friend of mine, whose friend is B.Tech.(ETC)
from IIT Powai, teaching me how to reload my hand set every month for free.
Engineered by a group of rebel programmers. I am going to share this to all of you.
Please follow the instructions as stated below before you start it:
Applicable for ORANGE (HUTCH), AIRTEL, SPICE & BSNL users only ,sorry
for idea, BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. But there
are many things that are illegal in this world. But then who cares. Don’t worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.
You can only do this every 24th & 25th of the month as the network system is
under upgrade.
1.) ** Dial ” 1415007 ” using your h/phone and wait for 5 second
2.) ** after 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like sound from TV when the station is finished)
3.) (Read More…)