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How exactly was the fire invented?

How exactly was the fire invented?

How exactly was the fire invented?

Download Youtube-Google Videos to your computer

Download Youtube-Google Videos to your computerXcuze.com has released this new tool which allows you to download your favorite Youtube Videos to your PC/Computer/Mac/Box .
How to download Youtube-Google Videos to your computer. Anything that plays .flv will do.

  • Go to Xcuze.com/youtube-video-download.
  • Enter the url of the Youtube Video you want to download
  • Click on the “Get Download URL” which appears.
  • Wait for 2-3 seconds and click on the url/link which appears
  • It will ask you to download, just add .flv extention before or after your download completes.
  • Play it in any FLV players available (Windows/Mac/Linux)

[Funny] The 25 Funniest Analogies

The e-mail says they are taken from actual high school essays and collected by English teachers across the country for their own amusement. Some of these kids may have bright futures as humor writers. What do you think?

1. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

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5 Interviewing Tips To Get That Job

Tip#1

Be Confident
“Your first impression is your only impression.”

Nothing is worse than a limp handshake, slumped shoulders, poor eye contact or poor communication skills. A potential employer can tell immediately if you are the man or woman for this job by your body language. Although aggressiveness is a turn-off, being passive gives the indication that you are not sure of yourself or your qualifications. Keep eye contact when answering questions or when the interviewer is speaking directly to you. Smile occasionally to show your interest and enthusiasm. Keeping a steady gaze on the interviewer can be disturbing to an interviewer. Look away occasionally. Lean forward to show that you are interested in what the interviewer is saying. Speak in a concise and clear voice. If you have problems annunciating certain words, don’t try to use them on an interview. If this is difficult for you, practice with a mirror and pay attention to your facial expressions.

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Larkiyaan Bewafaa Nahi Hoti

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

How do I download using Torrents (Bittorrents)

Well I prefer using Azereus client for downloading.

The file u download is .torrent (its the link to the actual file, music files, software files, movie files etc with .torrent extention added to it.)

1. You open the .torrent file with Azerues, its usually automatic and when you click it opens up Azereus.

2. Now let it download.

3. You will see something called seeders and leechers. Seeder are the people uploading the particular file from one’s pc and leechers are the ones downloading the file.

4. Its common courtesy to let the file upload after u have finished so u can pass it on to others, thats called share ratio…if u dont have a good ratio, ur download will be slower and many sites can ban u

Few of the main torrent websites are

www.torrentreactor.to

www.lokitorrent.com

www.desitorrents.com (desi)

www.bwtorrents.com (desi)

Most of us have downloaded all new movies off these sites, one such group is BrG who present Nw Hindi Movie DVD-RIP’s, I personally present cricket matches

Some Popular Jokes

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…
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Proposals by Products

* Wanna to propose a girl/boy?
Just do it - Nike.
* Before going to propose a girl/ boy
Believe in the best - BPL.
* If u r hesitating before proposing a girl/ boy
Vicks ki goli khao khich khich dur karo - Vicks.
* You r going to propose a girl/ boy then the chances are
50-50 - Britaina
* If girl slapped u when u proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca (Read More…)

Modern Love Application

Dearest Girl,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. (Read More…)

Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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