Cute letters : From Kids to God
These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss. 
Dear God… It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Ajit Jokes : Funny PJs , Movie Dialogues
Here are some jokes of good ol’ Ajit Khan (Lion) 
AJIT : Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert : Yes Boss.
AJIT : (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….
(Scene – Ajit get’s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
AJIT : Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal : Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT : Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he
Cricket World Cup 2007 schedule
Based on the following groups (ranking in brackets):
| Group A St Kitts & Nevis |
Group B Trinidad & Tobago |
Group C St. Lucia |
Group D Jamaica |
|
| 1 | Australia (1) | Sri Lanka (2) | New Zealand (3) | Pakistan (4) |
| 2 | South Africa (5) | India (8) | England (7) | West Indies (6) |
| 3 | Scotland (12) | Bangladesh (11) | Kenya (10) | Zimbabwe (9) |
| 4 | Holland (16) | Bermuda (15) | Canada (14) | Ireland (13) |
Make FIREFOX browser run at full speed
These are few steps to make your firefox run at lightining speed.
1. First in the URL bar, Type “about:config”. This will bring up a list of commands and variables you can edit.
2. The second step is to put “network.http.pipelining” in the filter and change the value to “true”.
[Funny Clip] Great indian laughter challenge : Raju Srivastava – Sholay
A funny clip from Great indian laughter challenge by Raju Srivastava where demonstrates what will happen if Sholay happened this time, with the same characters. Funny !
Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes )
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Mobile Phone Tips : Emergency Situation
.1) Emergency number
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly .. this number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is locked. Try it out.
2) Locked the keys in the car? and your car has remote keys?
Hum Tum Cartoons (New)
Most of you muct be knowing the Hum and Tum charachters from the bollywood movie “Hum Tum”. We recieved few new comic strips of Hum and Tum. Enjoy !
Simblee Mallu
Few questions related to malayalies
1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala .
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi.
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Remix Pack 1 – Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !