Cricket World Cup 2007 schedule
Based on the following groups (ranking in brackets):
| Group A St Kitts & Nevis |
Group B Trinidad & Tobago |
Group C St. Lucia |
Group D Jamaica |
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| 1 | Australia (1) | Sri Lanka (2) | New Zealand (3) | Pakistan (4) |
| 2 | South Africa (5) | India (8) | England (7) | West Indies (6) |
| 3 | Scotland (12) | Bangladesh (11) | Kenya (10) | Zimbabwe (9) |
| 4 | Holland (16) | Bermuda (15) | Canada (14) | Ireland (13) |
Make FIREFOX browser run at full speed
These are few steps to make your firefox run at lightining speed.
1. First in the URL bar, Type “about:config”. This will bring up a list of commands and variables you can edit.
2. The second step is to put “network.http.pipelining” in the filter and change the value to “true”.
[Funny Clip] Great indian laughter challenge : Raju Srivastava - Sholay
A funny clip from Great indian laughter challenge by Raju Srivastava where demonstrates what will happen if Sholay happened this time, with the same characters. Funny ! 
Lage raho Munna bhai ( jokes )
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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Mobile Phone Tips : Emergency Situation
.1) Emergency number
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly .. this number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is locked. Try it out.
2) Locked the keys in the car? and your car has remote keys?
Hum Tum Cartoons (New)
Most of you muct be knowing the Hum and Tum charachters from the bollywood movie “Hum Tum”. We recieved few new comic strips of Hum and Tum. Enjoy !
Simblee Mallu
Few questions related to malayalies
1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala .
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi.
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Remix Pack 1 - Funny Shayari, Jokes all together.
Khuda Hi Khuda
Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka
kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Top bumper stickers you would like to see
Impotence… Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
The proctologist called… they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life… but it broke off.
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you are an ***hole.
Guys… just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
Some people just don’t know how to drive… I call these people “Everybody But Me.”
Heart Attacks… God’s revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this… I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander… It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
[Funny] : What if english slangs where translated to Hindi
Have a nice day! —–> Achcha din lo!
What’s up? —–>Uppar kya hai?
You’re kidding! —–>Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don’t kid me! —–> Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Cool man! —–> Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! —-> Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don’t mess with me, dude.—–> Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.