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Indian history by a Schoolboy [Funny Joke]

Indian History : Supposedly written by a schoolboy with all original spellings:

The original inhabitants of ancient India were called Adidases, who lived in two cities called Hariappa and Mujhe-na-Daro. These cities had the best drain system in the world and so there was no brain drain from them Ancient India was full of myths which have been handed down from son to father. A myth is a female moth. A collection of myths is called mythology, which means stories with female caricatures. One myth says that people in olden times worshipped monkeys because they were our incestors.

In olden times there were two big families in India. One was called the Pandava and the other was called the Karova. They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat, after which India came to be known as MeraBharat Mahan.

In midevil times India was ruled by the Slave Dienasty. So named because they all died a nasty death. Then came the Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of its pollution. They were followed by the Mowglis. The greatest Mowgli was Akbar because he extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana. But his son Jehangir was peace loving; he married one Hindu wife and kept 300 porcupines. Then came Shahajahan who had 14 sons. Family planning had not been invented at that time. He also built the Taj Mahal hotel for his wife who now sleeps there. The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started quarrelling. Dara Seiko was sent to UP, Shaikh Bhakhtiyar was sent to J & K, while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji. However,after that they changed its name to Mumbai because Shivaji’s sena did not like it. They also do not like New Delhi, so they are calling it Door Darshan.

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Happy Holi !!!

Happy Holi Everyone

While you enjoy your Holi Kindly see this video :) .

Damn funny clips : Kill Bill 2 Punjabi Dub

Kil Bill Punjabi - Super funny

Serious guitar talent MUST watch ! lol

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DETECTING A 2-WAY MIRROR

How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not.
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. This was passed on by a police woman who travels all over the US and gives seminars and techniques for house wives, business women, executives. Many of the hotels cheat the customers this way & enjoy while the couple enjoy their honeymoon in their rooms.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR

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Twenty Great One Liners [Funny]

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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[Funny] Bollywood Actors as Mahatma Gandhi

Some guy created a wonderful of collection of Bollywood Actors as Mahatma Gandhi ;) . hats of to the photoshoper :) .


Main bapu ka bhi ‘guru’ hoon:
Abhishek Bachchan


Bapu Chacha:
Ajay Devgan



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Simbli Mallu - Part 2

You might have read the Simbli Mallu Part I. Here is the second part.

You MIGHT be a Malayali……….

If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window, chances are, you are a Mallu going to attend your cousin’s wedding.

If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and play football , all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!

If you have more than 5 relatives working in Dufaiii, Big Time Malayali..

If you have the words “Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol” written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malayali.

If you refer to your husband as kettiyon; ithiyan, pillerude appan, guess what? You’re a Central Travancore Christian Malayali.

If you have a Tamilian parked in front of your house every Sunday, ironing your clothes, chances are a you are a Middle Class Malayali.

If you have more than three employee trade unions at your place of work then ask no further, you are indeed a Malayali.

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WinRAR trick: how to PREVIEW video files without downloading all parts!

WinRAR trick: how to PREVIEW video files without downloading all parts!

Many files/movies/clips posted on websites are broken into many pieces using WinRAR. usually you have to download all parts before unzipping.

Now here’s a simple method to watch the movie without downloading all parts. First, download the first few parts (even just the first part is enough) and start to unzip as normal (but remember to check the ‘keep broken files’ check box first in the dialog box !!!).

Now use VLCPlayer to watch the movie!!! (of course, only the downloaded part will be watchable ;-)

In the mayhem of “Da Vinci code ” movie many ppl downloaded 700++ MB documentaries which were named as davinci.part1.rar etc etc .After horrible hours of downloading the only thing they got was extreme frustration(some stepped ahead breaking the monitors).

Bottom Line : This is just a trick to know weather u r downlading the right thing or not. :)

Wish you all a Happy Diwali and a Prosperous Eid

Its the time of lights and sound . Shayaro ki Shayari team wishes all of you a very Happy Diwali and a prosperous Eid . Enjoy, burn crackers eat sweets to your hearts delight.

Here is small trick for you … Click Here

Cute letters : From Kids to God

These are actual letters that kids have written to God. This was done in a Sunday School class and were too cute to miss. :)

Dear God… It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.

Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.

Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

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