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Mission Impossible : Mouse Edition
Mission Impossible : Mouse Edition

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Download MASAKALLI promo video song from DELHI-6, Abhishe, Sonam

The first song promo of Dilli 6 is out. Rakesh Omprakash Mehra and his cinematographer have got a totally new look for the film. The music of the film is given by A.R. Rahman. Sonam looks really cute in it.

Direct Download : Masakalli Video Song (17.5 MB)

Youtube Version

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Funny One Liners & Quotes

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.

2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.

10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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[Tutorial] How to reduce Firefox memory consumption

Here’s how you can make the safest & fastest browser, FIREFOX more faster.

How to reduce memory usage in Mozilla Firefox

1. Type about:config in the Firefox address bar
2. Search for browser.sessionhistory.max_entries
3. Double click on the value 50, change it to something lower, 5 should be good.

How it works

Averagely we surf less than 5 of the websites we previously surfed before, there is no need to usage up that much memory (which is 50 by default)

Shayari, Jokes and poems donated by users through mails - 2

This is the collection of shayari’s and jokes we had recieved through contact page in the last three months. Thanks to every one who sent us these wonderful shayari and jokes. Keep up the good work and keep sending us your wonderful creations.
We have not shown the email address of the authors inorder to save their mailboxes from spam.

Thank you,
Shayaro ki Shayari Team

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[Funny] Corporate Lessons - Short Funny Stories with good morals

Corporate Lesson 1 -

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give
you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was
that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the
husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Why India is a Great Country ?

Why India is a Great Country ?

Good story .. Touching Heart

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, “What is this?”

The Son replied “It is a crow”.

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, “What is this?”

The Son said “Father, I have just now told you “It’s a crow”.

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,

What is this?”

At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son’s tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. “It’s a crow, a crow”.

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, “What is this?”

This time the Son shouted at his Father, “Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times ‘IT IS A CROW’. Are you not able to understand this?”

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-

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mentos and soft drinks …. The Foutain fun

Slow motion video showing whats happening inside a 2-liter bottle of diet soda when Mentos are dropped in — the carbon dioxide in the soda is attracted to the tiny crevices on the
Mentos and quickly combine to shoot out the top of the bottle ……


[Joke] Exercise

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000/month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least…

I don’t exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.