Some Random Funny, Humorous Pictures Collection
Mission Impossible : Mouse Edition
The first song promo of Dilli 6 is out. Rakesh Omprakash Mehra and his cinematographer have got a totally new look for the film. The music of the film is given by A.R. Rahman. Sonam looks really cute in it.
Direct Download : Masakalli Video Song (17.5 MB)
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didnâ€™t.
2.. I donâ€™t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because itâ€™s illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Donâ€™t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. Youâ€™re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. Iâ€™m not a complete idiot â€” Some parts are just missing.
10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Corporate Lesson 1 -
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, â€œIâ€™ll give
you $800 to drop that towel.â€ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, â€œWho was
that?â€ â€œIt was Bob the next door neighbor,â€ she replies. â€œGreat!â€ the
husband says, â€œDid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?â€
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.
Why India is a Great Country ?
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, â€œWhat is this?â€
The Son replied â€œIt is a crowâ€.
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, â€œWhat is this?â€
The Son said â€œFather, I have just now told you â€œItâ€™s a crowâ€.
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time,
What is this?â€
At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Sonâ€™s tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. â€œItâ€™s a crow, a crowâ€.
A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, â€œWhat is this?â€
This time the Son shouted at his Father, â€œWhy do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times â€˜IT IS A CROWâ€™. Are you not able to understand this?â€
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :-
Slow motion video showing whats happening inside a 2-liter bottle of diet soda when Mentos are dropped in â€” the carbon dioxide in the soda is attracted to the tiny crevices on the
Mentos and quickly combine to shoot out the top of the bottle â€¦â€¦
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000/month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least…
I don’t exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.