Few questions related to malayalies
1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai….udhar kal khudega!
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Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !
Impotence… Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings.”
The proctologist called… they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have any film.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life… but it broke off.
Jesus loves you… but everyone else thinks you are an ***hole.
Guys… just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one.
Some people just don’t know how to drive… I call these people “Everybody But Me.”
Heart Attacks… God’s revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don’t like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this… I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander… It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!