Everyone wants 2 b the sun dat lights up your life.But I’d rather b ur moon,so I
can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn’t around.
bajai pyar ke shabnam meri gulistan..baraste rehti hai har dil mauth ki
sahari…..syarlo si olaj parthe hai meri ankhien…koi nahi koi bhi nahi jo
badlaye kinti deer ojalo ke rahate…koi bhi nahi ek koi bhi nahi na pass na
door ek pyar hai dil ke darkhan…apni chahat ka jo illan kya jathi
hai…zindagi hai jo jeye jathi hai..honth ki ghont lye jathi hai..khab kanto
si seye jathi hai
Jab mhe dekhu my dil start flying
mse bat kare tho I keep trying
jab door jaye I fell like crying
are itna tension mat le I was joking………..
ekbar hamara aansun hamse puch baitha”hume roj roj kyun bulate ho” hum ne kahan,
“hum yaad to unhi ko karte hain tum kyon chale ate ho”???
Know from where Salman Khan got his hair style for the movie, Tere Naam ?
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man….if only I knew A B C….) :d
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
(sure…thanx for the warning!) :d
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?) :d
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out) :d
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet) :d
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d
7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey….who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!) :d
This is what Mukesh Ambani bought for 5.25 crores
What is a Maybach?
A Maybach is a high-end, ultra-luxury sedan. It can hold up to four passengers in regal splendor. Prices range from $300,000 to $400,000.
Maybach comes in two models — the Maybach 57 and the Maybach 62. The 57 is 5.7 meters long, and the 62 is 6.2 meters long, hence the model names. The two models are very nearly identical except for the length. The extra length of the 62 is used to increase the rear seat leg room.
Here’s a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland.
Now that you have seen the outside view of the Toilet, Just have a look from inside .
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