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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!

One day Santa’s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said…Oh Damn !!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Damn!!!!Competition…!!! ….

Fill in the blank…Im ur …..friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all
Reply is a must…
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Proposals by Products

* Wanna to propose a girl/boy?
Just do it - Nike.
* Before going to propose a girl/ boy
Believe in the best - BPL.
* If u r hesitating before proposing a girl/ boy
Vicks ki goli khao khich khich dur karo - Vicks.
* You r going to propose a girl/ boy then the chances are
50-50 - Britaina
* If girl slapped u when u proposed to her
Take it easy - Limca (Read More…)

Modern Love Application

Dearest Girl,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. (Read More…)

Shayari sms and Hindi Jokes

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Valentine Love Quotations

“To love someone is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and to trust one another. One important thing is to let each other go if you can’t do this.”

“Oh! How I miss you so much
Your kiss
Your touch
All of you”

“You may conquer with the sword, But you are conquered by a kiss” ~Daniel Heinsius

“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous~Ingrid Bergman

“If music be the food of love, play on”~Shakespeare

“It is never too late to fall in love”~Sandy Wilson

“Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties”~Jules Renord

“No man is worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.”

Love is not finding someone to live with, It’s finding someone you can’t live without. ~Rafael Ortiz

“Where there is great love , there are always miracles” ~Willa Cather

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.

Happiness is to love and to be loved.
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Valentines Day Peoms - William Shakespeare

But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

O mistress mine! where are you roaming?
O! stay and hear; your true love’s coming,
That can sing both high and low.
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man’s son doth know.

What is love? ’tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What’s to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies no plenty;
Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth’s a stuff will not endure.

- William Shakespeare

Funny One Liners - One Liner Jokes, Famous Oneliners

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Nope…..u still ugly!

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated…calibration complete, now searching…..still searching….still searching……sorry, no friends found. (Read More…)

Blonde Sms Jokes - One

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped on the cordless phone

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”, she put Leo

If she spoke her mind, she would be speechless

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved

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[Tutorial] How To Make Video Caps using movie maker & Real Player

Since Windows Movie Maker comes bundled with windows XP, I thought I would explain how to use it for making vidcaps.

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