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Pyaar Bina Jeena (1)

Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

I got this from my friend last night ..

Changes

“Friends forever,” you promised.
“Together till the end.”
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad, you were by my side.
When I was scared, you felt my fear.
You were my best support -
If I needed you, you were there.

You were the greatest friend,
You always knew what to say:
You made everything seem better.
As long as we had each other,
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line,
We slowly came apart.
I was here, you were there,
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing,
Our cheerful music reversed its tune.
It was like having salt without pepper,
A sun without its moon.

Suddenly we were miles apart,
Two different people, with nothing the same.
It was as if we hadn’t been friends;
Although we knew deep in our hearts
Neither one of us was to blame

You had made many new friends
And luckily, so had I
But that didn’t change the hurt -
The loss of our friendship made me cry.

As we grow older, things must change
But they don’t always have to end.
Even though it is different, now,
You will always be my friend.

written by Phyllis Lin

Dosti Shayari 1

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

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How various people search for their life partners

………Beggar
Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de,
Doosre ki nahi to apni de de,
Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega,
Hillery hogi to Monika bhi dega

………Lawyer
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an …., eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom,,,,,,,, I’m looking for should……..strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. And objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.

………Boatman
Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send the photograph of motorboat.

………Banker
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

………Shaayar
Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai,
Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye,
Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi,
To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.

………Bevda (Drunker)
Wanted a girl. Girl’s gather should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friends come home only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for a trial. Sample should be ample.

………Car Mechanic
Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition. Should be above average and must run household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.

How to make a women happy

To make a girl / women happy….. a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls (AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:)
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
53. Never to forget (IT IS VERY IMPORTANT):

  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : (Read More…)

Bewafaa Shayari

pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai
sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai
pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana
suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai
aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye
yu khamosh rehkar na satiye

Tum bhi jano mein bhi janu
lahere aati hai jati hai
phir kyu likha naam mera kinare par
tum bhi jano mein bhi janu

dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti
baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti
ZINDAGI TO BEWAFA HAI EK DIN THUKRAYEGI MAUT HI EK SACCHI MEHBOOBA HAI( baki sab bakwaas) EK DIN ZAROOR AAYEGI
Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain,
Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum

Dil Ko Manana aGar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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Funny SMS [Love] - 1

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the
“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…

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Funny SMS for Friends (Hindi/Urdu)

Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!
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Funny SMS Jokes 1

Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE

A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.

a friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is u…”

Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life…..

Ishq Vishq Pyaar Vyaar

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai
Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai
Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
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