Some Random Funny, Humorous Pictures Collection
Mission Impossible : Mouse Edition
The first song promo of Dilli 6 is out. Rakesh Omprakash Mehra and his cinematographer have got a totally new look for the film. The music of the film is given by A.R. Rahman. Sonam looks really cute in it.
Direct Download : Masakalli Video Song (17.5 MB)
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didnâ€™t.
2.. I donâ€™t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because itâ€™s illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Donâ€™t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. Youâ€™re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. Iâ€™m not a complete idiot â€” Some parts are just missing.
10..Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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How to reduce memory usage in Mozilla Firefox
1. Type about:config in the Firefox address bar
2. Search for browser.sessionhistory.max_entries
3. Double click on the value 50, change it to something lower, 5 should be good.
How it works
Averagely we surf less than 5 of the websites we previously surfed before, there is no need to usage up that much memory (which is 50 by default)
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight.
The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explain in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken.
The pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor.
Here are some â€˜actualâ€™ maintenance problems submitted by Qantas pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P = The problem logged by the pilot)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineer)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
How exactly was the fire invented?
Corporate Lesson 1 -
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife
is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps
herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there
stands Bob,the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, â€œIâ€™ll give
you $800 to drop that towel.â€ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands
her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes
back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, â€œWho was
that?â€ â€œIt was Bob the next door neighbor,â€ she replies. â€œGreat!â€ the
husband says, â€œDid he say anything about the $800 he owes me?â€
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position
to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Why India is a Great Country ?